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Dravyk
11-16-2005, 10:56 PM
The loony fruit doesn't fall far from the tree. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

Van Damme wanted to fight terrorism

Belgian movie hardman Jean-Claude Van Damme is being head-hunted to solve the world's terrorism problems, by North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's son and potential successor.

Jong Il's 24-year-old heir Kim Jong Chol has reportedly been dismissed by his father as "too girlish" to rule the country, but is a leading contender as his elder brother is currently in self-imposed exile in Europe.

And North Koreans will be interested in Kim Jong Chol's defence and foreign policies - which he proposes should be lead by the 'Muscles From Brussels'.

Inspired by Van Damme's terrorist-busting performance in 1995 film 'Sudden Death', he says: "I'd not allow weapons or atom bombs any more. I'd destroy all terrorists with the Hollywood star Jean-Claude Van Damme."


From: http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=162694876&p=y6z69558z (http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=162694876&p=y6z69558z)
helix
11-16-2005, 11:33 PM
They must grow some awesome ganja in N. Korea. That guy is wacked. He is a loose cannon. I will put him on the list
Dravyk
11-16-2005, 11:36 PM
They must grow some awesome ganja in N. Korea. That guy is wacked. He is a loose cannon. I will put him on the list I like to think of them both as Kim Impossible. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif
Newton
11-17-2005, 04:23 AM
Barney would have more impact
Trev
11-17-2005, 07:20 AM
Barney would have more impact
That purple shit is frightening, well if you're under the age of 10 he's not...
Jeremy
11-17-2005, 07:26 AM
LOL - Team America got it bang on then.
selena
11-17-2005, 08:33 AM
Ummmm.....


I can't post. I'm laughing too hard.
Dravyk
11-17-2005, 09:18 AM
LOL - Team America got it bang on then.They sure did! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

http://lumen.georgetown.edu/projects/posterTool/data/users/Kim%20Jong-Il%20-%20Team%20America.jpg
MorganGrayson
11-17-2005, 01:17 PM
These Fruit Loops have the bomb, don't they? Or are they among the list of nations doing the "bomb? what bomb? we don't need no stinking bombs...really!" :blink:

He's really wrapped up that "too girlish" question with an obvious crush on that idiot that does the splits.

I frigging HATE that guy's movies. Every single one of them has the "he gets the shit kicked out of him and bleeds all over the place" scene...and then...suddenly...wow...."super guy."

I like "no reality involved" action films, where the "super guy" starts out a "super guy" and stays that way and just whacks the bad guys left, right and sideways.

I also like old movies. Once in a movie Humphrey Bogart punched a guy once, knocked him out, and dumped the guy on a couch. The man was out cold for 20 minutes of the movie. (I timed it.)

Any Opranauts ever taken a punch in the face for real? What happens to real people when they get punched like that? (Yes, yes, I've drifted OT, but let's face it, thinking of what's out there in the real world in charge of nations can turn a stomach and kill brain cells.)
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 01:33 PM
My Jean Claude Van damme story....(some of you know it)

I'm staying at a 5 star hotel resort in Fl and on check in they tell me I can't have the VIP suite cause as it is occupied. No worries.

Later that night , the staff know me well , and the room service waiter tells me Van Damme is in it.

Well next day I'm told bellman are coming to grab our stuff and we are transferring to the VIP suite which has become "suddenly" available.

Later that night about 2am..I get a phone call. It goes like this..

Girl voice:Jon (well thats what it sounds like...and she sounded hot!!!!!)
Me: Yes?
Girl: What are you doing
Me: Who is this? I'm asleep...
Girl: Stop speaking in that fucking stupid accent.. ( thinks...heather possibly? LOL)
Me: What!?!? Who is this..
Girl: You know full well who this fucking is..
Me: (dawning on me...) Are you looking for Mr.Van Damme?
Girl:...
Me: He has left the hotel.


To cut a rambling story short.....

I found out what happened.

He was having parties that would have made the staff at Whitcon circa 1999 -2002 blush and one of his party goosed one of the room service waitresses , so they kicked him out..
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 01:35 PM
Oh..a day or two later he was on Good Morning America with his newborn baby
MorganGrayson
11-17-2005, 02:23 PM
Oh..a day or two later he was on Good Morning America with his newborn baby

Permission to projectile vomit, Sir. :o

I've always hated that guy...now I can hate him even more.

(Jean Claude Van Damme, not Nick, for those of you who are skimming.)
Nickatilynx
11-17-2005, 02:37 PM
Permission to projectile vomit, Sir. :o

I've always hated that guy...now I can hate him even more.

(Jean Claude Van Damme, not Nick, for those of you who are skimming.)

yeah Mrs.Ilynx was not impressed...in the least.

Interesting side story....the anti jean

"Arnold" used to also visit that resort ( pre govenor days) he on the other hand was at the pool with his kids. No guards. Answering questions , having his pic taken with other guests. Real nice guy according to all the staff.They said he does that everytime he visited.His thinking was after the first 30 mins then everyone leaves him alone to just enjoy the day with his kids.
MorganGrayson
11-17-2005, 02:45 PM
yeah Mrs.Ilynx was not impressed...in the least.

Interesting side story....the anti jean

"Arnold" used to also visit that resort ( pre govenor days) he on the other hand was at the pool with his kids. No guards. Answering questions , having his pic taken with other guests. Real nice guy according to all the staff.They said he does that everytime he visited.His thinking was after the first 30 mins then everyone leaves him alone to just enjoy the day with his kids.

OK, this stays between us....
I *love* "Ahh-nold" movies. He's one of those "super guy" heroes in action films that just kills the bad guys without having to go through the lengthy "we'll have a fistfight, I'll bleed all over...and then...suddenly...." He starts out kicking ass and it just gets better. :okthumb: I'm trying to remember the name of the movie with Rae Dawn Chong where he dropped the guy off the cliff and delivers the one liner "I lied."

His term as governor in California is going through a difficult "oh, shit...the guy actually *meant* what he said!" period.
PornoDoggy
11-17-2005, 03:07 PM
You woulda thought Californians would have learned about actor-governors after the last one ...

I say lock the terrorists up in a room with nothing but a big-screen and force them to watch his movies over and over and over again. This administration is capable of it - they want to discard all restrictions on terror.
MorganGrayson
11-17-2005, 03:45 PM
You woulda thought Californians would have learned about actor-governors after the last one ...

I say lock the terrorists up in a room with nothing but a big-screen and force them to watch his movies over and over and over again. This administration is capable of it - they want to discard all restrictions on terror.

I don't know. :unsure:

Forcing them to watch movies where shit blows up might not be the best idea. The terrorists always lose in the end, but these people have already more than demonstrated that they're not long-term thinkers.