South Carolinians: Have You Seen This Man?

[Dravyk]

This man must be stopped! He squeezed cheese! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ohmy.gif

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RODNEY DANE HIGGINBOTHAM

• DATE OF BIRTH: July 29, 1965

• DESCRIPTION: 6 feet 1 inch, 165 pounds, brown hair and hazel eyes

• WANTED BY: Lexington County Sheriff’s Department

• CHARGES: Third-offense criminal domestic violence

• ALLEGED CRIME: Police said Higginbotham argued with his wife because she had not cooked anything. When she began cooking, he started making spaghetti while eating crackers and squeeze cheese. They argued, and he squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. She squeezed the cheese on his truck, and he squeezed the cheese in her hair before fleeing in his truck. His wife said she washed her hair before the officer arrived to take her complaint.

[voodooman]

This man must be stopped! He squeezed cheese! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ohmy.gif

Midlands Most Wanted

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RODNEY DANE HIGGINBOTHAM

• DATE OF BIRTH: July 29, 1965

• DESCRIPTION: 6 feet 1 inch, 165 pounds, brown hair and hazel eyes

• WANTED BY: Lexington County Sheriff’s Department

• CHARGES: Third-offense criminal domestic violence

• ALLEGED CRIME: Police said Higginbotham argued with his wife because she had not cooked anything. When she began cooking, he started making spaghetti while eating crackers and squeeze cheese. They argued, and he squeezed cheese on the kitchen floor. She squeezed the cheese on his truck, and he squeezed the cheese in her hair before fleeing in his truck. His wife said she washed her hair before the officer arrived to take her complaint.

SURE!!! Now I get the memo.
I just stopped that guy not 30 minutes ago. I stopped him for speeding,
wrote him a warning and sent him on his merry way.
I thought something was up with him, he seemed a bit nervous. ;)

[Dravyk]

SURE!!! Now I get the memo.

I just stopped that guy not 30 minutes ago. I stopped him for speeding,
wrote him a warning and sent him on his merry way.

I thought something was up with him, he seemed a bit nervous. ;)Was he, by chance, in a hurry to buy some crackers? :p

[Newton]

Its a real hot bed of vice and crime ;)

[Dravyk]

All cars, all cars, be on the look out. He may want to restock on ammo.

Please stake out every Hickory Farms store and Piggy Wiggly dairy aisle in the county ....

[MorganGrayson]

Was he, by chance, in a hurry to buy some crackers? :p

No, he was a cracker in a hurry to buy some cheese. :p

[TheEnforcer]

Wtf?!

[Nickatilynx]

Whata vicious vicious bastard!!! lol

[Dravyk]

No, he was a cracker in a hurry to buy some cheese. :p:okthumb:

[Trev]

You mericuns are truly a fucked up breed :blink:

[pushpills]

and to think some people oppose the death penalty....

[PornoDoggy]

I hate to admit it, but that (or something like it) could make our local paper.

I'm a city boy, so it was hard to get used to the idea that someone who shoplifts $700 from the local Walmart would warrant a headline in type that I thought was reserved for declarations of war.

We haven't had anything too unusual lately, but we had a guy about a year and a half ago who was finally caught after he'd been sighted several times over a couple of weeks, hanging around hog confinement barns in the nude.

Cut into pork consumption at my girlfriend's family's Sunday suppers for a while, lemme tell ya.

[Dravyk]

So you don't like stuffed pork tenderloin anymore. ;)

[sarettah]

So you don't like stuffed pork tenderloin anymore. ;)


Not since he got busted for stuffing the pork ;)