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Funbrunette
11-15-2005, 08:48 AM
Got this from a girlfriend....

Pick your Birthmonth:

you're a..

january- talented
febuary- lowlife
march- immature
apil- wild
may- exciting
june- weird
july- selfish
august- hot
september- funny
october- messed up
november- cool
december-sexy


now pick the color shirt you have on


pink- cupcake sales person
blue- hooker
red- bartender
green- Celebrity
purple- Mc Donalds worker
white- slut
yellow- taxi driver
black- chef
orange- homeless
gray- stripper
no shirt- millionare
other- toe nail clipper

LAST...the day you were born

1- that loves food
2- that hates kids
3- that needs attention
4- that is a murderer
5- who sucks at reading
6- who strips to pay for bills
7- who kills kids
8- who goes to dunkin donuts everyday
9- that loves laguna beach
10- that is OCD with something
11- that is cheating on someone for $$
12- who never brushes their hair
13- who licks peoples toes
14- who is a gold digger $$
15- that wants to be in love
16- who is secretly bi
17- that is a whore
18- who is anorexic
19- that wants someone they cant have
20- that owns two chinese fighting fish
21- that wants to have chinese food
22- that is obsessed with myspace
23- who loves phone sex
24- who wants sex
25- who is a bookworm
26- who will never have sex
27- who is a drug addict
28- who will live to be 121
29- who takes naked pictures of themselves
30- who will stay in the same place forever
31- who needs to brush their teeth

I'm a I'm a funny slut who loves phone sex!!! :okthumb:
Newton
11-15-2005, 08:51 AM
Cool hooker who kills kids ..
Funbrunette
11-15-2005, 08:55 AM
This is how it worked out for Evil Chris this morning :"A sexy stripper who can't read" ROFL!!!!!!
Trev
11-15-2005, 08:55 AM
Cool millionaire that loves food :blink:



I'm Nickatilynx :yowsa:
el pres
11-15-2005, 09:20 AM
Cool millionaire that loves food :blink:



I'm Nickatilynx :yowsa:

Trev's working in his pants again..


I'm an immature taxidriver who will never go anywhere.

the Mrs is an exciting hooker who strips to pay the bills.
Dravyk
11-15-2005, 09:29 AM
Hmm, it says for Timon:
He is a black man trapped in a white body eating Thai food. :yowsa:
Anthony
11-15-2005, 09:40 AM
a sexy slut who needs to brush their teeth

ummm, okay.

Is someone spying on me?
Red
11-15-2005, 10:15 AM
I'm a sexy hooker who strips to pay the bills.

That was actually true 25 years ago. Not the hooking, just the stripping.
HotMovies_Jason
11-15-2005, 10:27 AM
I'm a lowlife McDonald's worker who is secretly bi...

ouch!
Peaches
11-15-2005, 11:12 AM
I'm a sexy Celebrity who wants someone they can't have :(
TheEnforcer
11-15-2005, 11:29 AM
Talented celebrity who goes to Dunkin Donuts every day.
voodooman
11-15-2005, 05:00 PM
I'm a sexy Celebrity who wants someone they can't have :(

Ok Ok, just to prove it wrong, you can have me. ;) lol
Inabon
11-15-2005, 06:22 PM
exciting taxi driver who is a whore


mmmmmm

HBO comes to mind.
Dravyk
11-15-2005, 06:25 PM
exciting taxi driver who is a whoreYou Panamanian stereotype! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/whistling.gif
Inabon
11-15-2005, 06:27 PM
You Panamanian stereotype! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/whistling.gif

dude read my typing


P U E R T O R R I C A N


want me to do sign language :)
Trev
11-15-2005, 07:16 PM
dude read my typing


P U E R T O R R I C A N


want me to do sign language :)
I could pull up 6 threads in which you've told everyone you're a Puertorrican, yet Dravyk still doesn't grasp it... Hardening of his arteries me thinks :unsure:
domtheboy
11-15-2005, 07:39 PM
immature celebrity who takes naked pictures of himself

I am leslie grantham ?

My god, the number of personalities I have is going through the roof....
Trev
11-15-2005, 07:46 PM
immature celebrity who takes naked pictures of himself

I am leslie grantham ?

My god, the number of personalities I have is going through the roof....
They're all welcome as long as they don't kill anyone ;)
MorganGrayson
11-15-2005, 07:46 PM
I could pull up 6 threads in which you've told everyone you're a Puertorrican, yet Dravyk still doesn't grasp it... Hardening of his arteries me thinks :unsure:

If you only pull up 6, you're missing some.

Dravyk...pay attention:

He's Puerto Rican.
He lives in Panama. Doesn't change his ethnicity, just his location.

Class dismissed. Go get a beer. ;)
Trev
11-15-2005, 07:50 PM
If you only pull up 6, you're missing some.

Dravyk...pay attention:

He's Puerto Rican.
He lives in Panama. Doesn't change his ethnicity, just his location.

Class dismissed. Go get a beer. ;)
Well I thought I'd miss those out as it's MikeAI claiming he's a panamanian knowing nothing about America, Inabon is an American.


If you people are confused then you must be living state side :p
Nickatilynx
11-15-2005, 07:52 PM
Exactly!!!

for the love of R-n , Dravyk!!!!

He's a Rican , not a spic!!!

Jezzus!!

;-))
MorganGrayson
11-15-2005, 07:55 PM
Well I thought I'd miss those out as it's MikeAI claiming he's a panamanian knowing nothing about America, Inabon is an American.


If you people are confused then you must be living state side :p

Americans claim their "ethnicity" by where their ancestors came from originally.
My great-grandmother came over on the boat from Ireland, hence my "ethnicity" is Irish. My husbands grandparents came over from Czechoslovakia. His small town area in Pennsylvania is still divided into "Slovak" neighborhoods, Italian neighborhoods, etc. They don't have concertina wire between them anymore. :)
Trev
11-15-2005, 08:11 PM
Americans claim their "ethnicity" by where their ancestors came from originally.
My great-grandmother came over on the boat from Ireland, hence my "ethnicity" is Irish. My husbands grandparents came over from Czechoslovakia. His small town area in Pennsylvania is still divided into "Slovak" neighborhoods, Italian neighborhoods, etc. They don't have concertina wire between them anymore. :)
Are you saying that Inabon isn't an American? :unsure:
Dravyk
11-15-2005, 08:34 PM
I love it when I can pull all of your chains so easily! :bustingup

Suckers! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif
Trev
11-15-2005, 08:39 PM
I love it when I can pull all of your chains so easily! :bustingup

Suckers! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif
Theres an educated moron cap on it's way to you. Enjoy. :hmm:
Dravyk
11-15-2005, 08:42 PM
Theres an educated moron cap on it's way to you. Enjoy. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif Is that some kind of racial slur because I'm black? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mad.gif
MorganGrayson
11-15-2005, 08:47 PM
Are you saying that Inabon isn't an American? :unsure:

Um...no...I was saying what I said. Where did you lose me? :blink:
Trev
11-16-2005, 06:16 AM
Is that some kind of racial slur because I'm black? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mad.gif
It was indeed :p
Dravyk
11-16-2005, 06:32 AM
It was indeed :pOk, just making sure!