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sarettah
11-13-2005, 07:49 PM
It is absolutely haunting me dammit :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:
Trev
11-13-2005, 08:01 PM
Didn't you get my email?























:yowsa:
Lisa
11-13-2005, 08:12 PM
Sare, I can't really speak for Red...but I have to say your chances of seeing her naked would be improved considerably if you promised never ever to reciprocate. :)
Red
11-13-2005, 08:13 PM
What would you want with a naked 50 year old munchkin?
Trev
11-13-2005, 08:20 PM
What would you want with a naked 50 year old munchkin?
A remake of the wizard of oz with a kinky twist... ? :D
Red
11-13-2005, 08:23 PM
A remake of the wizard of oz with a kinky twist... ? :D


:biglaugh: you are so twisted.
Trev
11-13-2005, 08:39 PM
:biglaugh: you are so twisted.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you. ;)
Red
11-13-2005, 08:49 PM
You wouldn't believe me if I told you. ;)

Why do I not doubt that? ;)
TheEnforcer
11-13-2005, 08:52 PM
I just want photo of Red with no nudity needed. There IS a thread for that right now you know... :>)))
sudden
11-13-2005, 09:01 PM
I just want photo of Red with no nudity needed. There IS a thread for that right now you know... :>)))

Why do you go about telling people (well, of the female gender) that you
dont need to see nudity? Are you dumb, gay or
all of the above? :)))
sarettah
11-13-2005, 09:38 PM
Sare, I can't really speak for Red...but I have to say your chances of seeing her naked would be improved considerably if you promised never ever to reciprocate. :)


Was that a burn ? Or supposed to be a burn ?

I gots nothing to hide baby :yowsa:
sarettah
11-13-2005, 09:38 PM
What would you want with a naked 50 year old munchkin?


Yours is not to reason why.... :rolleyes:
Lisa
11-13-2005, 09:51 PM
I gots nothing to hide baby :yowsa:

And that's what we are ALL afraid of. :)
Sin
11-13-2005, 10:11 PM
LOL
I can't decide which part of this thread I like better... lol
sarettah
11-13-2005, 10:30 PM
And that's what we are ALL afraid of. :)


You should know by now to not dare me I would think :rolleyes:
Sin
11-13-2005, 10:36 PM
Sounded more like her pleading you to "Please not" than daring you
sarettah
11-13-2005, 11:39 PM
Sounded more like her pleading you to "Please not" than daring you

And the difference is ? :blink:
PornoDoggy
11-13-2005, 11:44 PM
And the difference is ? :blink:
That would have been my exact response.

That should scare one of us.
Timon
11-13-2005, 11:49 PM
That would have been my exact response.

That should scare one of us.

Small minds think alike :p
Dravyk
11-14-2005, 12:34 AM
Sare, I can't really speak for Red...but I have to say your chances of seeing her naked would be improved considerably if you promised never ever to reciprocate. :)hahahahahahaha!!

Oh yeah! Points for that burn, baby! :burn:
Dravyk
11-14-2005, 12:35 AM
Was that a burn ? Or supposed to be a burn ?

I gots nothing to hide baby :yowsa:Yes you do. Keep it in your pants, pops! :p
Newton
11-14-2005, 12:46 AM
Make him sweat Red, tease him until he can't take it anymore ..then carry on :D
MorganGrayson
11-14-2005, 01:53 PM
I wish you people would keep your hands off my bitch. :mad:

Neener, neener, guys! :harhar01:

I actually *have* seen photos of Red. Fully clothed, but holyhelldamnation - the woman's got a rack you have to see to be fully astounded by. Why that little munchkin doesn't tip right over defies all laws of physics! :blink:
el pres
11-14-2005, 01:59 PM
I wish you people would keep your hands off my bitch. :mad:

Neener, neener, guys! :harhar01:

I actually *have* seen photos of Red. Fully clothed, but holyhelldamnation - the woman's got a rack you have to see to be fully astounded by. Why that little munchkin doesn't tip right over defies all laws of physics! :blink:


Now you're just teasing. We demand a viewing of the rack or the peasants will revolt.
Trev
11-14-2005, 02:28 PM
Now you're just teasing. We demand a viewing of the rack or the peasants will revolt.
Again I find myself seconding you ;)
el pres
11-14-2005, 02:41 PM
Again I find myself seconding you ;)

Scary eh!:okthumb:
MorganGrayson
11-14-2005, 03:05 PM
Now you're just teasing. We demand a viewing of the rack or the peasants will revolt.

I find the peasants revolting already. ;)
Red
11-15-2005, 10:03 AM
All right, that's it. No matter how sick I am, I will not spend the day in bed and away from my computer. I can't leave you people alone for a minute.

Morgan, the pic you saw was taken 5 years and 30 pounds ago, and since I've never been one for photo's in the first place, I really don't have any newer ones to scan.
TheEnforcer
11-15-2005, 11:30 AM
That's ok Red. I'm sure that pic will do! :>)
MorganGrayson
11-15-2005, 12:39 PM
All right, that's it. No matter how sick I am, I will not spend the day in bed and away from my computer. I can't leave you people alone for a minute.

Morgan, the pic you saw was taken 5 years and 30 pounds ago, and since I've never been one for photo's in the first place, I really don't have any newer ones to scan.

Sweetie, never in the history of human anatomy has putting *on* weight made the bosomies *smaller.* All that means is you can now catch a cool breeze and put out an eye in the next room. :)
Red
11-15-2005, 02:07 PM
Sweetie, never in the history of human anatomy has putting *on* weight made the bosomies *smaller.* All that means is you can now catch a cool breeze and put out an eye in the next room. :)

:) unfortunately the weight has distibuted istelf to parts lower than the boobs.
Red
11-15-2005, 02:18 PM
That's ok Red. I'm sure that pic will do! :>)

ok, this was me at 45.
Trev
11-15-2005, 02:20 PM
ok, this was me at 45.
I don't see a pic :(
Red
11-15-2005, 02:22 PM
I don't see a pic :(

I didn't realize the file didn't load because it was too large. all fixed.
Trev
11-15-2005, 02:26 PM
I didn't realize the file didn't load because it was too large. all fixed.
I'm not surprised it was too big, there must be 60k in each breast :yowsa:


:okthumb:
TheEnforcer
11-15-2005, 02:28 PM
Great pic Red! :>))
Dravyk
11-15-2005, 02:46 PM
Now that's a manwich! :groucho:
MorganGrayson
11-15-2005, 02:51 PM
:) unfortunately the weight has distibuted istelf to parts lower than the boobs.

All *that* means is that Serge will now give you money!!!! :okthumb:
sarettah
11-15-2005, 05:04 PM
ok, this was me at 45.


Are you taller standing or lying down ? :yowsa:
Red
11-15-2005, 06:00 PM
Are you taller standing or lying down ? :yowsa:

HEY :bitchslap You're not allowed to make fun. You started this whole thing.

You'd better watch yourself or I'll just punch straight out and turn you into the Oprano soprano. :nutkick:

Do you realize that I haven't seen my feet since I was 16?
When I enter a room, people say hello to me 10 minutes before they see my face.
The government has requested that I nurse small third world countries.

It ain't easy I tell ya.
Dravyk
11-15-2005, 06:08 PM
HEY :bitchslap You're not allowed to make fun. You started this whole thing.

You'd better watch yourself or I'll just punch straight out and turn you into the Oprano soprano. :nutkick:

Do you realize that I haven't seen my feet since I was 16?
When I enter a room, people say hello to me 10 minutes before they see my face.
The government has requested that I nurse small third world countries.

It ain't easy I tell ya.ROTFL!

I think that's the funniest post you've ever made, Red! :clapping:
Red
11-15-2005, 06:15 PM
ROTFL!

I think that's the funniest post you've ever made, Red! :clapping:

Thanks Dravyk. Actually those were some of the lines I used when I was doing stand up and acting during the 70's. :)