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sarettah
11-13-2005, 02:55 PM
He is always out and out blatant about it but do we ever see you investigating him.... Nooooooooooooooooooo

That's because he makes his donation to the Bush family on time every year, doesn't even have to pay late charges.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051111/od_nm/religion_robertson_dc;_ylt=Ap_5nkApd76TRRS3jKHiMUA SH9EA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Televangelist Robertson warns town of God's wrath By Alan Elsner
Fri Nov 11, 1:19 PM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Conservative Christian televangelist Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting "intelligent design" and warned them on Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck.

Robertson, a former Republican presidential candidate and founder of the influential conservative Christian Broadcasting Network and Christian Coalition, has a long record of similar apocalyptic warnings and provocative statements.

Last summer, he hit the headlines by calling for the assassination of leftist Venezuelan Present Hugo Chavez, one of President George W. Bush's most vocal international critics.

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club."

"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there," he said.

The 700 Club claims a daily audience of around one million. It is also broadcast around the world translated into more than 70 languages.

In voting on Tuesday, all eight Dover, Pennsylvania, school board members up for re-election lost their seats after trying to introduce "intelligent design" to high school science students as an alternative to the theory of evolution.

Adherents of intelligent design argue that certain forms in nature are too complex to have evolved through natural selection and must have been created by a "designer." Opponents say it is the latest attempt by conservatives to introduce religion into the school science curriculum.

The Dover case sparked a trial in federal court that gained nationwide attention after the school board was sued by parents backed by the American Civil Liberties Union. The board ordered schools to read students a short statement in biology classes informing them that the theory of evolution is not established fact and that gaps exist in it.

The statement mentioned intelligent design as an alternate theory and recommended students read a book that explained the theory further. A decision in the case is expected before the end of the year.

In 1998, Robertson warned the city of Orlando, Florida that it risked hurricanes, earthquakes and terrorist bombs after it allowed homosexual organizations to put up rainbow flags in support of sexual diversity.

Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 02:57 PM
You are soooooo gonna be a on a "watch" list lol

Timon
11-13-2005, 02:57 PM
oh i thought this thread was about me when i read the title :(

Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 02:59 PM
oh i thought this thread was about me when i read the title :(

I thought the same ...lol

sarettah
11-13-2005, 02:59 PM
oh i thought this thread was about me when i read the title :(

No, I already reported you a couple of years back. They said that the CIA takes care of the foreign cases. I think they set Max Smart and agent 99 on you8r heels :yowsa:

sarettah
11-13-2005, 03:00 PM
You are soooooo gonna be a on a "watch" list lol


Like I wasn't before ? :blink:

Inabon
11-13-2005, 03:56 PM
oh i thought this thread was about me when i read the title :(


well shiiiiit we have better things to talk about man you are not the center of oprano :)

voodooman
11-13-2005, 04:20 PM
oh i thought this thread was about me when i read the title :(

hahaha, Timon, you give yourself WAY to much credit. The FBI are not interested in you, maybe HUD but not the FBI. ;)

Dravyk
11-13-2005, 05:41 PM
Conservative Christian televangelist Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting "intelligent design" and warned them on Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck.
We just have way too many embarassing fucks in this country. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sad.gif

Trev
11-13-2005, 05:57 PM
We just have way too many embarassing fucks in this country. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sad.gif
Nah... too easy. :rolleyes:

sarettah
11-13-2005, 06:03 PM
We just have way too many embarassing fucks in this country. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sad.gif


And if you would quit refusing to wear the "Depends" we'd have one less dammit :rolleyes:

sarettah
11-13-2005, 06:04 PM
Nah... too easy. :rolleyes:


Good for you, we wouldn't want to start talking about The Royals now would we :hmm:

Trev
11-13-2005, 06:06 PM
Good for you, we wouldn't want to start talking about The Royals now would we :hmm:
Is that the American Royal family that resides at Buckingham Palace? :p

sarettah
11-13-2005, 06:10 PM
Is that the American Royal family that resides at Buckingham Palace? :p


Actually, here in the states, the American Royal is a horse show (well, I guess it kind of is there too).. But yes, I was talking about the whitest of the white inbred poulation that resides in Buckingham Palace. I don't get the joke of putting the American in front of it unless it has something to do with the rotshchilds and the jewish connection and the illumanati and the Czar and all the other interconnected New World Order shit...



oh, don't forget the black helicopters and the aluminium foil hats :yowsa:

Trev
11-13-2005, 06:24 PM
Actually, here in the states, the American Royal is a horse show (well, I guess it kind of is there too).. But yes, I was talking about the whitest of the white inbred poulation that resides in Buckingham Palace. I don't get the joke of putting the American in front of it unless it has something to do with the rotshchilds and the jewish connection and the illumanati and the Czar and all the other interconnected New World Order shit...



oh, don't forget the black helicopters and the aluminium foil hats :yowsa:
See... you guys spend way too much time analysing posts... :yowsa:

sarettah
11-13-2005, 06:28 PM
See... you guys spend way too much time analysing posts... :yowsa:


No, the analysis of the post was immediate. "GAY". It was the translation that took a while :okthumb:

Trev
11-13-2005, 06:39 PM
No, the analysis of the post was immediate. "GAY". It was the translation that took a while :okthumb:
60+ years to translate and realize that you're a gay... fuck dude I'm sorry :(

Dravyk
11-13-2005, 07:35 PM
Good for you, we wouldn't want to start talking about The Royals now would we :hmm:Why? Did they finally get a dental plan and plastic surgery? :yowsa:

Dravyk
11-13-2005, 07:37 PM
60+ years to translate and realize that you're a gay... fuck dude I'm sorry :(Don't be sorry. It's never too late. You can still blow him.

Trev
11-13-2005, 07:55 PM
Don't be sorry. It's never too late. You can still blow him.
I'll let you go first... you need it more than I do :)

Dravyk
11-14-2005, 12:16 AM
I'll let you go first... you need it more than I do :)But you want it more badly!! ;)