View Full Version : I hooked up with Michael Jackson's dermatologist
Timon
11-13-2005, 11:46 AM
Ok guys I'm tired of all the racism in the world so I decided to see Michael Jackson's dermatologist.
I've just had 3 consultations and now I look like this, pretty white huh?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/orion76/New-Image-1.jpg
To everyone who believed I was black:
:kneel:
:butt2: :butt: :butt2: :butt: :butt2: :butt:
:butt: :butt2: :butt: :butt2: :butt: :butt2:
Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 11:47 AM
See he isn't black!
He's gay!!!
:)
Timon
11-13-2005, 11:49 AM
See he isn't black!
He's gay!!!
:)
hahaha fuck you :p
I liked you better as a black man... now you just look.... Dutch :(
Michael Jackson is white or black he is kind of beige like a computer case.
Timon
11-13-2005, 11:53 AM
I liked you better as a black man... now you just look.... Dutch :(
Sorry to disapoint, but as a blackman I just couldn't get ahead :p
Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 11:53 AM
I liked you better as a black man... now you just look.... Dutch :(
Is "dutch" the new trendy word for "Gay"
?
Timon
11-13-2005, 11:54 AM
Michael Jackson is white or black he is kind of beige like a computer case.
Yeah the doc said I can get that color too if I come back often enough :p
Timon
11-13-2005, 11:55 AM
Is "dutch" the new trendy word for "Gay"
Why? Are you looking for some cock? :groucho:
Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 11:55 AM
As in look at that fucking dutchy. What an amsterdamming Netherlander he is?
"Holland we put fingers in dykes"
(( Heather just got excited))
:)
Is "dutch" the new trendy word for "Gay"
?
You know... after taking another look at his pick, it just might be.. :D
Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 11:58 AM
Why? Are you looking for some cock? :groucho:
Oh my mistake.
Looks can be deceiving.
I thought you were a bottom
;-))
Timon
11-13-2005, 12:01 PM
Fuck you skinny and fat guys, I'm changing the pic if you can't handle seeing some muscle :p
Timon
11-13-2005, 12:02 PM
Oh my mistake.
Looks can be deceiving.
I thought you were a bottom
;-))
No I'm a pitcher little prag boy :p
Queen Bitch
11-13-2005, 12:03 PM
Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply.
I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. It certainly would have appeared serious to many people, though I was considering the source from the beginning.
The entire thing was obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick after one had read down a bit. I honestly wasn't sure at first if Timon was kidding or not, as he deliberately didn't give any clues to those who didn't know of him (Nick knows him personally, without a doubt, after all, birds of a feather).
Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost.
If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'.
Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic.
And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers.
Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 12:04 PM
Fuck you skinny and fat guys, I'm changing the pic if you can't handle seeing some muscle :p
I ain't fucking touching this one.... LOL
Fuck you skinny and fat guys, I'm changing the pic if you can't handle seeing some muscle :p
I like the new pic, that skirt suits you. ;)
Timon
11-13-2005, 12:04 PM
ohhh did we hurt someone's feelings :(
Timon
11-13-2005, 12:05 PM
I like the new pic, that skirt suits you. ;)
Yeah I look hot in blue :p
Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 12:06 PM
Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply.
I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. The entire thing was so obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick (Timon worked for Scott Pinkbits so how wouldn't Nick know him personally??).
Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost.
If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'.
Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic.
And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers.
ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahhaha
Is morgan grounded now , Mommy.
Is she not allowed to play with the nasty man anymore?
Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply.
I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. The entire thing was so obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick (Timon worked for Scott Pinkbits so how wouldn't Nick know him personally??).
Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost.
If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'.
Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic.
And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers.
Eh?
You're a bit of a mental aren't you :unsure:
There are no nice people here... and if anyone thinks they're nice they should give themselves a slap.
As for page views... this is what we do, it's a messageboard...
Queen Bitch
11-13-2005, 12:07 PM
LOL..clueless is as clueless does. But then, one must consider the source.
Queen Bitch
11-13-2005, 12:08 PM
Ca-ching..another 15 cents.
Timon
11-13-2005, 12:09 PM
Timon worked for Scott Pinkbits
BTW your intel is poor, I thought you were an "insider"? :p
TheEnforcer
11-13-2005, 01:18 PM
Hahahahah..
Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 01:20 PM
Umm, whomever might have believed it at first certainly must have known the minute you posted the 'n' word in a reply.
I have to admit that I laughed at the thread, but I wasn't reading it in real time. It certainly would have appeared serious to many people, though I was considering the source from the beginning.
The entire thing was obviously orchestrated between Timon and Nick after one had read down a bit. I honestly wasn't sure at first if Timon was kidding or not, as he deliberately didn't give any clues to those who didn't know of him (Nick knows him personally, without a doubt, after all, birds of a feather).
Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost.
If I were the people you used as patsies, I'd have been fucking PISSED at being manipulated that way. Especially since Nick purports to be friends of them all, but then I think it's a semantics issue rather than anything moralistic with 'everyone's favorite con man'.
Shame on you, for page views you mess with nice (and some not so nice) people. Actually, it's bordering on pathetic.
And Nick, you're getting awfully transparent, time to hire new writers.
I had a long post all written...but you know what?
fuck it :)
oh , and nice edit out that timon works for Scott....
:)
LOL..clueless is as clueless does. But then, one must consider the source.
I'm guessing that was aimed at me...
I would have to say you're right, I'm clueless... so clueless that I've not had the brilliant idea that working my ass off working twice as hard selling on ebay is the way to go... :hmm:
domtheboy
11-13-2005, 01:38 PM
Ok guys I'm tired of all the racism in the world so I decided to see Michael Jackson's dermatologist.
I've just had 3 consultations and now I look like this, pretty white huh?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/orion76/New-Image-1.jpg
To everyone who believed I was black:
:kneel:
:butt2: :butt: :butt2: :butt: :butt2: :butt:
:butt: :butt2: :butt: :butt2: :butt: :butt2:
So you're really an Asian woman ? Wow, this thread really is fucked up :scratchin
I'm joking you twats :)
Timon
11-13-2005, 01:48 PM
I'm joking you twats :)
OH NOW YOU'RE POSTING YELLOW SMILEY PICTURES BECAUSE I'M ASIAN!!!???
OH NOW YOU'RE POSTING YELLOW SMILEY PICTURES BECAUSE I'M ASIAN!!!???
Will the torment ever end? :(
Will the torment ever end? :(
Somehow I don't think so.
Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 02:11 PM
Oh please please just stop!!!!!!!!
Everyone is so upset by what we did timon.....
We MUST stop and make amens.
heather says
"""Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost."""
:(
We are bastards :(
Timon
11-13-2005, 02:13 PM
:(
We are bastards :(
Actually you are right...
I'm so sorry guys, I was drunk and didn't realize that it might be offensive and not funny at all. I deeply apologize :(
Timon
11-13-2005, 02:14 PM
oh BTW:
:kneel:
Oh please please just stop!!!!!!!!
Everyone is so upset by what we did timon.....
We MUST stop and make amens.
heather says
"""Even I'm not cunty enough to have offended the people you both offended with that farce designed for page views at any cost."""
:(
We are bastards :(
But think about the page views - those poor innocent little guys just sitting there waiting for someone to create them.... don't let them down Nick, spare a thought for them. :(
Nickatilynx
11-13-2005, 02:34 PM
Actually you are right...
I'm so sorry guys, I was drunk and didn't realize that it might be offensive and not funny at all. I deeply apologize :(
I was sober so I don't have that excuse...
I did it , cold and calculating :)
errr... I mean :(
Dravyk
11-13-2005, 04:48 PM
So you're really an Asian woman ? Wow, this thread really is fucked up http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/scratchinghead.gif Dom, you used my line, ya bum! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif
http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif
domtheboy
11-13-2005, 06:48 PM
Dom, you used my line, ya bum! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif
http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif
Well, if someone had to do it then I bet you're just delighted it was me :)
Dravyk
11-13-2005, 07:40 PM
Well, if someone had to do it then I bet you're just delighted it was me :)True enough. ;)
PornoDoggy
11-13-2005, 08:34 PM
I don't get the whole "offended" thing, on anyone's part.
Run into the ground, maybe ...
Timon
11-13-2005, 11:11 PM
I don't get the whole "offended" thing, on anyone's part.
nobody does, that's why we're trying to get clarification from Heather but she's gone away :(
voodooman
11-13-2005, 11:32 PM
That looks more like you. If you remember right, when you was hitting on me you sent me pics of you standing by some sign in Tailand.
I can't believe people actually thought you was black.
Must be your name, it sounds hmm, Jamaican mon. ;)
Dravyk
11-14-2005, 12:32 AM
I can't believe people actually thought you was black.
Must be your name, it sounds hmm, Jamaican mon. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gifAnd this is coming from a guy named VOODOO?!?! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif
Timon
11-14-2005, 12:42 AM
And this is coming from a guy named VOODOO?!?! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif
hmmmm... good point :p
voodooman
11-14-2005, 12:50 AM
Point? There is no point. Almost everyone has met me.
As for my name, I tried to change it but everyone still referred to me
as voodooman.
Im changing my name right now to Jamaica Joe!
Timon
11-14-2005, 12:55 AM
Point? There is no point. Almost everyone has met me.
Maybe it was a white impersonator to hide the fact that you're really Jamaican :p
voodooman
11-14-2005, 02:26 AM
Maybe it was a white impersonator to hide the fact that you're really Jamaican :p
tis true mon, tis all been a big fuckery.
Dravyk
11-14-2005, 02:28 AM
Im changing my name right now to Jamaica Joe!Naw. How about "Papa Doc"? :rolleyes:
voodooman
11-14-2005, 03:27 AM
Naw. How about "Papa Doc"? :rolleyes:
Say Who? Papa Doc? Are you smoking some trees again? :)
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