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Vick
11-09-2005, 12:53 AM
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him,
"George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away
The next night, Bush is astir again,
and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush.
He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows.
It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play
sarettah
11-09-2005, 12:55 AM
Cute...lol
PornoDoggy
11-09-2005, 12:56 AM
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him,
"George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away
The next night, Bush is astir again,
and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush.
He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows.
It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play
Very, very soon there will brand-spanking new 8x10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows on them and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one is to be used against you in a court of law in your file in Washington, DC.
Nickatilynx
11-09-2005, 12:59 AM
Yeah i can picture it now...

Agent 1 = Is he the one dressed as the pirate?
Agent 2 = Nawww he's the one thats dressed lke Peter Pan.
Agent 1 = How do these freaks get such hot women?
Dravyk
11-09-2005, 01:46 AM
LOL! 10 points to the man with the little red dots moving on his forehead!:bustingup
Vick
11-09-2005, 02:23 AM
Yeah i can picture it now...

Agent 1 = Is he the one dressed as the pirate?
Agent 2 = Nawww he's the one thats dressed lke Peter Pan.
Agent 1 = How do these freaks get such hot women?


It's the buldge in the pants
Nothing like jello in a sock to give that look of real extended proportions

Well that and pouring drinks down them all day ...... and night
Dale_Ryan
11-09-2005, 07:44 AM
Hehe, nice one. :thumbsup
Sin
11-09-2005, 07:51 AM
lol awesome
Trev
11-09-2005, 09:34 AM
I like it. :okthumb:
Red
11-09-2005, 11:44 AM
That was great Vick. Points to you. :clapping:
grimm
11-09-2005, 01:20 PM
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/9/21halbur.html
Vick
11-09-2005, 11:38 PM
That was great Vick. Points to you. :clapping:


Much thanks
Glad you enjoyed it
Dravyk
11-10-2005, 12:44 AM
Much thanks
Glad you enjoyed itGood to see you're not in the stalog yet, Vick. :)
Mike AI
11-10-2005, 12:59 AM
funny joke.