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Zeina-Heart
11-08-2005, 11:19 PM
I might be in a reality show, Web dreams is a porn reality show :) keeewwwlll! I already did all the interviews tomorrow is the last interview. Its going to be a test shoot.. there just going to film for a little while to show head office and then I'll know for sure!!!
I really want to be on it, I think it would get my name a little more out there :)
The first season is already out.. I think on HBO, Show case and show time..
Wish me luck
:okthumb:
Newton
11-08-2005, 11:21 PM
Best of luck :)
Newton if you're still here on Friday nights you can watch the show, its on Friday nights on Showcase :)
Newton
11-08-2005, 11:51 PM
Unfortunately, I am on a plane on Thursday evening Vancouver time back to the UK :(
Good luck Zeina. :okthumb:
Be sure and let us know what happens.
sarettah
11-09-2005, 12:44 AM
If you get on will you be able to cruise the board during the show ? :yowsa:
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 12:51 AM
If you get on will you be able to cruise the board during the show ? :yowsa:
duuuuhhh! i said personal too you know..
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 12:53 AM
If you get on will you be able to cruise the board during the show ? :yowsa:
oh wait.. I didn't.. now I said it.. they follow me during work.. and personal at home too... so you'll be seeing me in my in panties.. sitting in front of the computer, drinking coffee.. bitching about why some people on the boards think I'm a guy !
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:10 AM
oh wait.. I didn't.. now I said it.. they follow me during work.. and personal at home too... so you'll be seeing me in my in panties.. sitting in front of the computer, drinking coffee.. bitching about why some people on the boards think I'm a guy !
Not some people, just Timon. That's pronounced TEA-MON... TEA as in tea-bag and MON as in Monday.
Thanks :okthumb:
voodooman
11-09-2005, 01:16 AM
Not some people, just Timon. That's pronounced TEA-MON... TEA as in tea-bag and MON as in Monday.
Thanks :okthumb:
Your rainbow friends will be pleased to know you TeaBag!!
:yowsa:
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:22 AM
Don't forget to mention voodooman too... it's pronounced HO-MO... HO as in HOBO and MO as in MOE.
Nickatilynx
11-09-2005, 01:24 AM
How much do they pay to have you in this show?
voodooman
11-09-2005, 01:25 AM
Don't forget to mention voodooman too... it's pronounced HO-MO... HO as in HOBO and MO as in MOE.
Thank you for that TiMo Ti as in Tiger Mo as in older than fucking moses.
:double-fi
voodooman
11-09-2005, 01:27 AM
oh wait.. I didn't.. now I said it.. they follow me during work.. and personal at home too... so you'll be seeing me in my in panties.. sitting in front of the computer, drinking coffee.. bitching about why some people on the boards think I'm a guy !
If you're a guy, then you have the sexiest voice of any guy I ever heard. And that includes TeaMon. :okthumb:
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:31 AM
Thank you for that TiMo Ti as in Tiger Mo as in older than fucking moses.
:double-fi
stupid yankee boys, never pronounce my name right :p
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 01:40 AM
Don't forget to mention voodooman too... it's pronounced HO-MO... HO as in HOBO and MO as in MOE.
no i talked to voodooman he knows i'm a girl
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 01:41 AM
stupid yankee boys, never pronounce my name right :p
now.. teabagmonday... be nice
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:41 AM
no i talked to voodooman he knows i'm a girl
So then you already know voodooman is a girl too :lmao1:
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:43 AM
now.. teabagmonday... be nice
Ok Imfrenchbutneverheardofgeneva :p
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 01:43 AM
How much do they pay to have you in this show?
I'm not telling nanananananana I'll neeevvverr telll.. I'll never tell.. iii'll neveerr tellll..:bleh01: :harhar01: :nyanya: :p :1paranoid :mf_tongue
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 01:45 AM
Ok Imfrenchbutneverheardofgeneva :p
:eatme: eat my pussy.. i know where it is now... teabag
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:46 AM
:eatme: eat my pussy.. i know where it is now... teabag
suck my :wankit: seahag :p
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 01:51 AM
suck my :wankit: seahag :p
Suck it yourself.. your the one fantasizing about me being a guy.. here...
oh and while your at it you have my permission to think about me being a 300 pound loser scratching his stinking ass
:eatme: eat my pussy.. i know where it is now... teabag
thats sooooooo not something a young female model would say.
dipshit.
Suck it yourself.. your the one fantasizing about me being a guy.. here...
oh and while your at it you have my permission to think about me being a 300 pound loser scratching his stinking ass
hahah... also not something a young female model would say.
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:55 AM
Suck it yourself..
Being that flexible is my biggest wish.... sigh :(
your the one fantasizing about me being a guy.. here...
Playing it safe is better than pretending a guy is a woman, I don't like my date to get an erection :p
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 01:55 AM
thats sooooooo not something a young female model would say.
dipshit.
why not.... I just said.. it.. and I'm a young female model
are we suppose to be a nice and sweet all the time lol even if someone is being a dick to us.. ?
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 01:59 AM
Being that flexible is my biggest wish.... sigh :(
Playing it safe is better than pretending a guy is a woman, I don't like my date to get an erection :p
;) you keep telling yourself your not a homo.. on day you might start believing it... but I wont, I cant believe you really want to suck your own cock, i almost fell off my chair... when i read that..
why not.... I just said.. it.. and I'm a young female model
are we suppose to be a nice and sweet all the time lol even if someone is being a dick to us.. ?
well... its probably not a strong selling point to present yourself as a cute, young model.. then start talking like a drunk, 65 year old taxi dispatcher from new york. but lets go back to 3rd grade geography and try to master that... before we move on to marketing 101.
Timon
11-09-2005, 02:01 AM
I cant believe you really want to suck your own cock
Why not? Everybody else wants to suck my cock... :p
Anthony
11-09-2005, 02:01 AM
Tell Dugmor I said Hello!
Timon
11-09-2005, 02:02 AM
then start talking like a drunk, 65 year old taxi dispatcher from new york.
JR, you're wasting your breath, she's never heard of New York :p
JR, you're wasting your breath, she's never heard of New York :p
hahaha... :)
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 02:18 AM
well... its probably not a strong selling point to present yourself as a cute, young model.. then start talking like a drunk, 65 year old taxi dispatcher from new york. but lets go back to 3rd grade geography and try to master that... before we move on to marketing 101.
So its ok for him to diss me, insult me.. and make a joke of me but its not ok for me to try to shut him up because I'm a young model.. please!
I rather present myself as a young model that will tell him what I think he can do with his cock with confidence, I have a personality.. I wont just sit there and let him diss me and be nice about it.
If like your models stupid, silent and pretty that's you.. but I'm not like that and if you don't like it well nobody is holding a gun to your head forcing you to read this thread, so if you have nothing better to do with you time then to diss me when all I was doing on this thread was sharing my excitement with you guys just leave..
And his a big boy now if he knows how to throw a hit, he should know how to receive one..
Timon
11-09-2005, 02:21 AM
Yo JR, don be dissin shorty no mo, aight?
Dravyk
11-09-2005, 02:30 AM
:nothingto
voodooman
11-09-2005, 02:55 AM
Suck it yourself.. your the one fantasizing about me being a guy.. here...
oh and while your at it you have my permission to think about me being a 300 pound loser scratching his stinking ass
Hey, I dont weight 300 pounds. :bustingup
So its ok for him to diss me, insult me.. and make a joke of me but its not ok for me to try to shut him up because I'm a young model.. please!
I rather present myself as a young model that will tell him what I think he can do with his cock with confidence, I have a personality.. I wont just sit there and let him diss me and be nice about it.
If like your models stupid, silent and pretty that's you..
no, i prefer that my models are young and don't have cocks. but like you said "thats me". i am sure there is someone out there for you who can not only make you feel like the woman you are masquerading as... but who can also help you with 2nd grade geography.
Zeina-Heart
11-09-2005, 03:38 AM
no, i prefer that my models are young and don't have cocks. but like you said "thats me". i am sure there is someone out there for you who can not only make you feel like the woman you are masquerading as... but who can also help you with 2nd grade geography.
Oh well you'll make good friends with teabag i guess.. but its your loss
Oh well you'll make good friends with teabag i guess.. but its your loss
my loss? do you think you are the only mediocre content out there that does not know where switzerland is?
I'm reminded of a quote "If you want to be treated like a lady, act like one"
Timon
11-09-2005, 05:58 AM
I'm reminded of a quote "If you want to be treated like a lady, act like one"
Sin, eat my pussy! :p
Timon
11-09-2005, 06:09 AM
http://www.zeinaheart.com/Images/Zeina01.jpg
Hello, my nickname is Zeina Heart. I earn a living by pretending to be some bimbo who makes a living
sucking cock on the Internet. If you want to diss me for that then well..... YOU CAN EAT MY PUSSY
Sin, eat my pussy! :p
Sorry, no can do. I'm purely heterosexual
http://www.zeinaheart.com/Images/Zeina01.jpg
Hello, my nickname is Zeina Heart. I earn a living by pretending to be some bimbo who makes a living
sucking cock on the Internet. If you want to diss me for that then well..... YOU CAN EAT MY PUSSY
how to build a stunning single model website in two simple steps...
find a few pics of a mediocre chic with a receding hairline, tall forehead and face like a hobbit.
then create random shapes/text and follow these steps... layer -> bevel/emboss -> drop shadow -> outer glow -> repeat
C'mon guys, she's not all that bad. I can understand her feeling offended against remarks & jabs such as this. I can understand people being put off by her attitude as well.
Perpetuating it all won't do anything for anybody though.
Zeina, this is a 'fun-loving' board if you will. People here are pretty close knit & we all take turns ribbing each other generally. Just relax & laugh it off. Getting upset doesn't get you anywhere. I don't know what started the whole thing, but just relax & have fun.
Timon
11-09-2005, 07:54 AM
I don't know what started the whole thing, but just relax & have fun.
I started it :p
I started it :p
Well then you must be spanked. c'mere! ;)
Timon
11-09-2005, 08:01 AM
Well then you must be spanked. c'mere! ;)
Oh boy I'm having a goood day today :butt: :yowsa:
How do you prefer? Upright or bent over? I'll even be generous & give you the option!
Timon
11-09-2005, 08:09 AM
How do you prefer? Upright or bent over? I'll even be generous & give you the option!
upside down! upside down! upside down! upside down! :bojump:
Kinky? Does Oprano have suspension fetish hookups? lol
You want bare hand, paddle or flogger?
Timon
11-09-2005, 08:53 AM
Kinky? Does Oprano have suspension fetish hookups? lol
You want bare hand, paddle or flogger?
Meat tenderizer!!! :clapping:
DrGuile
11-09-2005, 10:31 AM
I hate webdreams... Its like they took my nightmares and did a tv show with it...
Models crying and bitching, Dugmor being a superstar, 2much being treated like a serious company...
it's just unbearable..
;)
Nickatilynx
11-09-2005, 11:26 AM
I am sure I saw Dugmor on "Just for laughs" once.
I cant believe you really want to suck your own cock, i almost fell off my chair... when i read that..
Most guys would love to be able to do that. It would save them a lot of money on dates and hookers.
domtheboy
11-09-2005, 12:35 PM
You gonna do some fansigns live on air if ya get on ?
Timon
11-09-2005, 12:37 PM
You gonna do some fansigns live on air if ya get on ?
Probably just the middlefinger sign to the attention of teabag :p
voodooman
11-09-2005, 01:20 PM
I started it :p
Don't be taking someone elses credit ya phucker.
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:21 PM
Don't be taking someone elses credit ya phucker.
OK Kurt started it...
voodooman
11-09-2005, 01:22 PM
OK Kurt started it...
Temon,
I cannot take credit either, Vick is the guilty one. :)
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:24 PM
Temon,
It's teabag TEA - BAG
got it Kurt?
voodooman
11-09-2005, 01:26 PM
It's teabag TEA - BAG
got it Kurt?
Yeah Yeah, sorry. I cannot pronounce your name, mind if I call you Al instead?
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:32 PM
Yeah Yeah, sorry. I cannot pronounce your name, mind if I call you Al instead?
You can call me Marilyn Monroe for all I care.
Anthony
11-09-2005, 01:39 PM
Sometimes I find the gayness between Timon and Voodooman very troubling.
Coming from me, that says alot.
Timon
11-09-2005, 01:42 PM
Sometimes I find the gayness between Timon and Voodooman very troubling.
That's because you've never seen that hot piece of ass in a g-string :bleh01:
voodooman
11-09-2005, 02:22 PM
That's because you've never seen that hot piece of ass in a g-string :bleh01:
Hey, I used to live with Anthony.
:hmm:
Dravyk
11-09-2005, 02:23 PM
Sometimes I find the gayness between Timon and Voodooman very troubling.
Coming from me, that says alot.That says a whole lot!
Boy, that says a fucking lot!
My gawd, I'm telling you, that really is a whole helluva LOT!
:)
voodooman
11-09-2005, 02:26 PM
That says a whole lot!
Boy, that says a fucking lot!
My gawd, I'm telling you, that really is a whole helluva LOT!
:)
Just how much is that again? A Lot? A lot as in a plot of land?;)
Dravyk
11-09-2005, 02:28 PM
Just how much is that again? A Lot? A lot as in a plot of land?;)Well, it's a lot for an Asian. :blink:
Or so he says.
voodooman
11-09-2005, 03:57 PM
Well, it's a lot for an Asian. :blink:
Or so he says.
That is a helluva lot then. :okthumb:
Anthony
11-09-2005, 04:05 PM
That's because you've never seen that hot piece of ass in a g-string :bleh01:
Ummm, I actually lived with Kirk for a bit.
I've seen more than I care too admit.
Meat tenderizer!!! :clapping:
Got it.
I hate webdreams... Its like they took my nightmares and did a tv show with it...
Models crying and bitching, Dugmor being a superstar, 2much being treated like a serious company...
it's just unbearable..
;)
Hahahahaha... that's an awesome post.
DrGuile
11-09-2005, 04:29 PM
Hahahahaha... that's an awesome post.
Lol, I thought I had written in invisible ink again...
I watched 2 minutes of Webdreams because I was curious, but just couldnt stand it when I realized that it was the chronicling of everything that bores me in my daily work...
Lol, I thought I had written in invisible ink again...
I watched 2 minutes of Webdreams because I was curious, but just couldnt stand it when I realized that it was the chronicling of everything that bores me in my daily work...
Haha I've seen a few episodes now, but because of the time it airs, what happens is I end up staying late at my other job to watch it (I don't have a tv at my house) ...so my coworkers & I will sit around drinking beer & watching it. LOL
voodooman
11-09-2005, 05:11 PM
Ummm, I actually lived with Kirk for a bit.
I've seen more than I care too admit.
ahhhh Thanks! :blush:
Dravyk
11-09-2005, 07:52 PM
http://www.frostjedi.com/terra/scripts/graemlin/2.8..This+thread+is+SO+gay%21.png
http://www.frostjedi.com/terra/scripts/graemlin/2.8..This+thread+is+SO+gay%21.png
Almost gay enough to be started by you :yowsa:
Dravyk
11-09-2005, 07:58 PM
Almost gay enough to be started by you :yowsa:
http://www.frostjedi.com/terra/scripts/graemlin/7.8..Trev+U+sooo+want+me%21.png
Newton
11-09-2005, 08:42 PM
Nailed to a cross ya harlot ;)
sarettah
11-09-2005, 08:58 PM
http://www.frostjedi.com/terra/scripts/graemlin/7.8..Trev+U+sooo+want+me%21.png
http://www.cockinpuss.com/sogay.gif
Timon
11-10-2005, 01:04 AM
Anthony you lived with Kurt for a year!??
Weren't you scared of waking up with your buttcheecks stuck together in the morning?
Dravyk
11-10-2005, 03:01 AM
http://www.cockinpuss.com/sogay.gifhttp://www.frostjedi.com/terra/scripts/graemlin/0.8..But+Sarettah+is+even+GAYER%21.png
Stacey_JoinRightNow
11-10-2005, 03:52 AM
That's cool wish you luck! :)
http://www.frostjedi.com/terra/scripts/graemlin/7.8..Trev+U+sooo+want+me%21.png
http://www.frostjedi.com/terra/scripts/graemlin/3.8..I+think+bald+men+are+soo+HAWT.png
MorganGrayson
11-10-2005, 02:16 PM
Anthony you lived with Kurt for a year!??
Weren't you scared of waking up with your buttcheecks stuck together in the morning?
You'd think if he was worried about anything, it would be waking up with his buttcheeks in different zip codes.
voodooman
11-11-2005, 02:35 AM
You'd think if he was worried about anything, it would be waking up with his buttcheeks in different zip codes.
hahahhaHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Timon my good friend! Once again you have lost a battle of not only
wits, but the good battle of humor to a female. Morgan, not that I ever doubted that you was hillarious, but now you have confirmed it once and for all.
Sorry Timon.:(
Timon
11-11-2005, 05:54 AM
Battle? There's a battle between me and Morgan?
The only battle is between you and your sexual orientation :p
MorganGrayson
11-11-2005, 10:29 AM
Battle? There's a battle between me and Morgan?
The only battle is between you and your sexual orientation :p
Battle? :blink:
Nope, just me being a happy witty person. :)
Someday I'm going to make a sandwich out of you two guys and see whose hands go where and settle this issue once and for all. No matter what happens, I win. :yowsa:
Timon
11-11-2005, 10:33 AM
Someday I'm going to make a sandwich out of you two guys and see whose hands go where and settle this issue once and for all. No matter what happens, I win. :yowsa:
Will you be the cheese? :groucho:
Dravyk
11-11-2005, 12:55 PM
Will you be the cheese? :groucho:Too bad neither of you have any meat to supply. :whistling
voodooman
11-11-2005, 04:10 PM
Too bad neither of you have any meat to supply. :whistling
What do you think you are? A butcher?
;)
voodooman
11-11-2005, 04:11 PM
Battle? :blink:
Nope, just me being a happy witty person. :)
Someday I'm going to make a sandwich out of you two guys and see whose hands go where and settle this issue once and for all. No matter what happens, I win. :yowsa:
Me, in a room with a female and Teaman?
hahahaha
Poor guy wouldnt get any action other than jacking off, and I surely dont want to be present then.
Dravyk
11-11-2005, 04:14 PM
What do you think you are? A butcher?Why? Need something chopped off? :yowsa:
MorganGrayson
11-11-2005, 05:39 PM
Will you be the cheese? :groucho:
Yes, indeed. Swiss, in fact. :yowsa:
(That was MY joke, and does NOT require elaboration or explanation!)
This means YOU, Dravyk!
Now, far be it from me to take sides in this...I am resoundingly neutral and determined to get in the...er...I mean stay in the middle...but I can't resist a great opportunity for a line.
Timon's making eyebrow wiggles at the female who suggested a sandwich.
Voodooman's making remarks about Timon's jacking off.
What *could* this possibly mean? :blink:
Exiting, stage right....:1run:
Dravyk
11-11-2005, 05:56 PM
Timon's making eyebrow wiggles at the female who suggested a sandwich.
Voodooman's making remarks about Timon's jacking off.
What *could* this possibly mean? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif
Don't dare eat the mayo!!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ohmy.gif
MorganGrayson
11-11-2005, 05:59 PM
Don't dare eat the mayo!!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ohmy.gif
OK, that wasn't where I was going with that.... :blink:
Besides, it's MY damned mayo! :yowsa:
(When metaphors go horribly wrong, Volume II)
Dravyk
11-11-2005, 06:02 PM
(When metaphors go horribly wrong, Volume II)On the next "Geraldo". ;)
voodooman
11-11-2005, 06:27 PM
Why? Need something chopped off? :yowsa:
Nope, apparently it's already been done. :)
voodooman
11-11-2005, 06:31 PM
Yes, indeed. Swiss, in fact. :yowsa:
(That was MY joke, and does NOT require elaboration or explanation!)
This means YOU, Dravyk!
Now, far be it from me to take sides in this...I am resoundingly neutral and determined to get in the...er...I mean stay in the middle...but I can't resist a great opportunity for a line.
Timon's making eyebrow wiggles at the female who suggested a sandwich.
Voodooman's making remarks about Timon's jacking off.
What *could* this possibly mean? :blink:
Exiting, stage right....:1run:
You have fallen prey to Teaman. :(
As a result you totally left out what I mentioned FIRST which was
me with a female.
Oh well!
Timon
11-11-2005, 11:35 PM
Me, in a room with a female?
hahahaha
^ this post says it all.
Morgan, I think it's going to be an open faced sandwich :p
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