When fishing

[sarettah]

Always make sure that you use the right bait.

After determining the bait, make sure you use the right size hook. Too big of a hook and nothing will be able to get their mouth around it. Too small of a hook and even though they swallow it, they will be able to spit it back out.

Once you have determined the bait and hook, you need to get the bait onto the hook securely making sure that the fish can't see any sign of the hook or knot in the line holding the hook.

After that, it is just a matter of patience. You cast the line, sit patiently and see what bites :okthumb:

[PornoDoggy]

Can you say that in Russian?

[sarettah]

Can you say that in Russian?


?? I could if I went to one of those translation sites, but they always seem to get it all messed up, so probably wouldn't make much sense. :unsure:

[sarettah]

I almost forgot something very important.

If you go looking for a certain fish (like Ahab and Moby) when you have it hooked, instead of playing it real hard, let it sit out there a while. Just let it go where it will. Another bigger larger fish that might give you a much more satisfying fight might just come along and swallow it whole :okthumb:

[Evil Chris]

Fish at night with a flashlight.
Throw cherry bombs into the water.

Easier. *shrug*

[PornoDoggy]

Cherry bombs are for pussies.

Dynamite is where it's at.

[MorganGrayson]

?? I could if I went to one of those translation sites, but they always seem to get it all messed up, so probably wouldn't make much sense. :unsure:

That's true. It might make the whole thing sound like you were giving lessons in how to get your cock sucked. ;)

[Tatiana_Petroclovsky]

In Russia, when we fish, we is utilized large large net and we draw all fishes upward on all together in one sweepback.

[MorganGrayson]

In Russia, when we fish, we is utilized large large net and we draw all fishes upward on all together in one sweepback.

Is that on your resume? I'm sure you can put those skills to good use in your current profession.

[Queen Bitch]

That's true. It might make the whole thing sound like you were giving lessons in how to get your cock sucked. ;)

Tude is a professor emeritus in that subject :whistling

[Dale_Ryan]

Thanks for the tips man. By the way, what sunblocking cream is best for me?

[selena]

I swear that my mind is just not exactly right.

I could have sworn this thread was titled "When Fisting"

[sarettah]

Thanks for the tips man. By the way, what sunblocking cream is best for me?


wesson oil :okthumb:

[Timon]

That's true. It might make the whole thing sound like you were giving lessons in how to get your cock sucked. ;)

For that we should turn to our friend Kurt AKA voodooboy

[Dravyk]

For that we should turn to our friend Kurt AKA voodooboyTimon, what's with the Voodooman fetish suddenly?

He piss on your cat or something? :blink:

Curious minds want to know.

[Timon]

The only fetish I have is a blonde twin fetish! :p