Oprano, make you will fall in love with? [Archive]

Tatiana_Petroclovsky

11-05-2005, 09:19 AM

I love it here. Fat American women complain completely time that dear Russian 18 yr old it can take away their fat American husbands and boyfriends exactly by way wink on them. I love to be dear herself one in the place. Thus, if you please, everything, is which you fat American people if you please send to me den'g and I will show you my images, o'keyo?

Inabon

11-05-2005, 09:25 AM

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

this is fucking bad english...

i know it is my second language but fuck at least i make more sense.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky

11-05-2005, 09:28 AM

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

this is fucking bad english...

i know it is my second language but fuck at least i make more sense.

Not will be you homosexual puerto rican of model images with midget?

domtheboy

11-05-2005, 11:35 AM

...

Inabon

11-05-2005, 12:30 PM

Not will be you homosexual puerto rican of model images with midget?

me no understand what you say..... so i don´t care what you say...

shall i use hand signals??

Inabon

11-05-2005, 12:31 PM

...

hahaha wasn´t that the one E.T. used to phone home??

domtheboy

11-05-2005, 12:33 PM

hahaha wasn´t that the one E.T. used to phone home??

:scratchin erm dunno actually, can't remember - haven't seen ET for ages !

Inabon

11-05-2005, 12:34 PM

:scratchin erm dunno actually, can't remember - haven't seen ET for ages !

haha well the point is i understand E.T. better..

hehe

domtheboy

11-05-2005, 12:39 PM

haha well the point is i understand E.T. better..

hehe

ahahaha I like it :okthumb:

Trev

11-05-2005, 12:44 PM

What a bunch of homos you've all turned in to...

Tatiana, hook a poor English webmaster up with some pics of that Russian pussy :yowsa:

Tatiana_Petroclovsky

11-05-2005, 12:54 PM

What a bunch of homos you've all turned in to...

Tatiana, hook a poor English webmaster up with some pics of that Russian pussy :yowsa:

I would make that but I not can right now. The rich American webmaster was connected by and it is established upward website the Internet for all images of my pussy and breasts for me. He said it does not show image to any even as long as it not to make. I asked to it how long as long as not to have website and he said around 2 weeks. I said to it it could not await that with length in order to make it rich persons and it he said that it it will attempt to obtain it after it it is made tonight. Thus, possibly tonight I can show you images.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky

11-05-2005, 12:59 PM

me no understand what you say..... so i don´t care what you say...

shall i use hand signals??

I said. You do not make homosexual images with midget?

Queen Bitch

11-05-2005, 01:20 PM

Por que no te vayas a chingar tu puta madre, idiota?

Queen Bitch

11-05-2005, 01:21 PM

Geez, this anon loser's syntax is straight out of Rocky & Bullwinkle...all we're missing is SQUIRREL. What a cretin!

Tatiana_Petroclovsky

11-05-2005, 01:24 PM

Por que no te vayas a chingar tu puta madre, idiota?

porque mi mama está ocupado y mi papa tiene un dick mucho más grande. Pero su mama lamido la vez bastante agradable última estaba allí.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky

11-05-2005, 01:27 PM

Geez, this anon loser's syntax is straight out of Rocky & Bullwinkle...all we're missing is SQUIRREL. What a cretin!

Fearless leader will be my idol.

Boris and Natasha will be the national heroes ever since they killed moose and squirell

Dravyk

11-05-2005, 03:04 PM

Exorcizo te, creatura olei. Omis virtus adversarii, omnis exceritus diaboli, omnis incúrus, omne phatasma Satanæ eradicare. Uf fiat ómnibus, qui eo usuri sunt, salus menti et corporis. Ab omni languore omni qui infirmitate and insidiis inimici liberéntur, cunctae adversitates separéntur a pusmate tuo!

:mf_popean

Tatiana_Petroclovsky

11-05-2005, 03:32 PM

domtheboy

11-05-2005, 03:49 PM

I'm thinking Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction................

English motherfucker, do you speak it ?

Funbrunette

11-05-2005, 05:06 PM

I'm thinking Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction................

English motherfucker, do you speak it ?

ROFL!!!!!! :clapping0 Ok, it's obvious this is NOT a real person (no one has a grammar that bad!!!!) Now, who's the comedian?

Dravyk

11-05-2005, 05:14 PM

ROFL!!!!!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/clapping01.gif Ok, it's obvious this is NOT a real person (no one has a grammar that bad!!!!) Now, who's the comedian?"No one has a grammar that bad"? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

Are you sure? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

How many grammars do you have, FB? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Ok, that was evil, but I had to go for it!

Funbrunette

11-05-2005, 05:23 PM

"No one has a grammar that bad"? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

Are you sure? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

How many grammars do you have, FB? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Ok, that was evil, but I had to go for it!

Dravyk...Sweetheart....I was being funny! :rolleyes:

Dravyk

11-05-2005, 05:55 PM

Dravyk...Sweetheart....I was being funny! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/doh01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Funbrunette

11-05-2005, 06:12 PM

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/doh01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Ok, it is.... :groucho:

MorganGrayson

11-05-2005, 08:08 PM

Geeze, I hope somebody gives this Russian trollop a good smack before the new Tower of Babbel reaches the ceiling and we end up with a virtual skylight.

My fat American husband says "when hell freezes over, pigs fly and it's three years after my funeral, maybe. But only maybe."

Dravyk

11-05-2005, 09:26 PM

MorganGrayson

11-05-2005, 10:01 PM

I gave an exorcism in Latin! What more do ya want? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

Oh, I don't know.

How about an exorcism that frigging WORKS? :harhar01:

Dravyk

11-05-2005, 11:01 PM

Oh, I don't know.

How about an exorcism that frigging WORKS? :harhar01:Picky, picky, picky! :hmm:

voodooman

11-05-2005, 11:18 PM

Whatever is inside that, is going to take more than Religion or Exorcism to release it.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky

11-06-2005, 10:38 AM

how you say? mound? no no it is maybe bump?

Red

11-06-2005, 11:04 AM

I gave an exorcism in Latin! What more do ya want? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

You forgot the holy water. That's why it didn't work.

Tatiana_Petroclovsky

11-06-2005, 11:07 AM

You forgot the holy water. That's why it didn't work.

I thought you was my friend. I thought you it came to Russia to play with dear pussy girl 18 yr by old Russian.

Red

11-06-2005, 11:26 AM

I thought you was my friend. I thought you it came to Russia to play with dear pussy girl 18 yr by old Russian.

I wasn't being mean to you. I wouldn't give up being the only woman on this board who is not a transvestite. I was just telling Dravyk why it didn't work.

Dravyk

11-06-2005, 05:06 PM

You forgot the holy water. That's why it didn't work.Not sure where to put that .... Should I spill some on my keyboard? Will that work? :blink:

LMAO! :harhar01:

MorganGrayson

11-06-2005, 05:42 PM

Not sure where to put that .... Should I spill some on my keyboard? Will that work? :blink:

LMAO! :harhar01:

Would somebody *besides* me please suggest a place to Dravyk that he can put his holy water? :blink:

(Neener, neener, Dravyk! :bleh01: )

Dravyk

11-06-2005, 05:45 PM

Would somebody *besides* me please suggest a place to Dravyk that he can put his holy water? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

(Neener, neener, Dravyk! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bleh01.gif )10 points for finding the door I left open! :)

And 1 bitch slap for actually walking through it! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bitchslap.gif

MorganGrayson

11-06-2005, 06:14 PM

10 points for finding the door I left open! :)
And 1 bitch slap for actually walking through it! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bitchslap.gif

*thinking*

Deal! :)

Love the points, and I'm more than able to admit that suggesting a person insert holy water into a bodily orrifice deserves a good smack! :waving:

No one really thought I meant for someone to suggest he stick it in a drawer, right?

Dravyk

11-06-2005, 07:40 PM

No one really thought I meant for someone to suggest he stick it in a drawer, right?Ok, I poured holy water into my drawers ...

And now I have a mysterious fog coming out of my briefs. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/cartman_h4h01sp.gif

sarettah

11-06-2005, 07:43 PM

Ok, I poured holy water into my drawers ...

And now I have a mysterious fog coming out of my briefs. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/cartman_h4h01sp.gif

As opposed to the normal fog that usually comes out? :blink:

Dravyk

11-06-2005, 09:18 PM

As opposed to the normal fog that usually comes out? :blink:Aha!!!

Now tell everyone how you would know that?

Sucker! :1usuck:

sarettah

11-06-2005, 09:20 PM

Aha!!!

Now tell everyone how you would know that?

Sucker! :1usuck:

PD and Nick have both complained about it to me :blink:

Dale_Ryan

11-07-2005, 06:02 AM

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

this is fucking bad english...

i know it is my second language but fuck at least i make more sense.

I can learly see that dude.;)

ghost_of_tatiana

11-07-2005, 10:59 AM

I can learly see that dude.;)

I speak english better than you you do.

Will be you rich webmaster? You will fall in love to purchase the images of the dear ghost of the girl 18 yr of old Russian?