View Full Version : MagnaRX Bigger is Better! $100 payouts! Win a new Video IPOD in this thread!
WEGRuth
11-02-2005, 01:48 PM
Win a VIDEO IPOD in this thread!
How?
Using MagnaRX, write up a tagline for consumers. If we use your tagline in a consumer banner ad and place it in the Wegcash.com (http://www.wegcash.com)affiliate area, we will select you as the winner of the new VIDEO IPOD!
The text can be one word, one line or a paragraph.
And yes, someone will win!
Contest begins: NOW.
Contest ends: November 31, 12:00am.
http://www.wegcash.com/a/2005/11/wcbigad01_oprano.gif
MagnaRX - Bigger Is Better! - $100 Payouts
We want to thank all of Magna-RX’s (http://www.magna-rx.com) existing and new affiliates for their hard work during our 2-week $60 payout promo in October. The bump in sales is unbelievable and you guys definitely exceeded our expectations!
To show our appreciation to everyone who participated, MagnaRX has decided to make November a month to recognize and give thanks to all affiliates.
We have decided to have $100 Payouts - once a week for 4 weeks!
That means one day a week for 4 weeks you can earn $100 for EVERY MagnaRX Signup, during the month of November! Not only does this apply to our existing affiliates but any new affiliates that sign up (http://www.wegcash.com) and send traffic during the month of November.
This means major bucks for you hardcore affiliates. AND we’ve also created some new banners and half page ads to help you push the product. Now that MagnaRX is featured in Men’s Health, Maxim and GNC – the MagnaRX brand has become a household name to consumers everywhere!
Start getting ready because the days will be randomly chosen and every day you miss sending sales you could be missing out on a lot of cash..!!
We are also going to be giving away some Video IPODs as an additional thank you to our affiliates– see above contest.
So let the games begin and start making that big money!
And remember, with MagnaRX – Bigger Is Better!
New Affiliates sign up here (http://www.wegcash.com)
Terms/Conditions
Contest begins on November 1, 2005. The contest ends at 12:00am, November 31, 2005. Winners will be shipped the new 60GIG Video Ipod. Wegcash reserves the right to ship a cash prize of $399 in the event we deem shipping too difficult.
We are also going to be giving away some Video IPODs as an additional thank you to our affiliates– see above contest.
TheEnforcer
11-02-2005, 01:51 PM
Very cool promo you guys got going there. More money is always a good thing and a contest with a cool prize works too!! :>))
MorganGrayson
11-02-2005, 02:01 PM
:clapping: I love contests! (Especially those that involve writing!)
Ruth...am I reading this correctly...we are to post the entry in this thread?
WEGRuth
11-02-2005, 02:11 PM
:clapping: I love contests! (Especially those that involve writing!)
Ruth...am I reading this correctly...we are to post the entry in this thread?
you got it! :D
MorganGrayson
11-02-2005, 02:17 PM
you got it! :D
Most excellent, Ruth! Thank you! :clapping:
MorganGrayson
11-02-2005, 02:19 PM
Another question...oh, I'm in one of those moods today, please bear with me...is there a limit to the number of times one may enter?
WEGRuth
11-02-2005, 02:21 PM
Another question...oh, I'm in one of those moods today, please bear with me...is there a limit to the number of times one may enter?
hahah ;)
Enter as many times as you like! The more you enter, the more chances you have to win! :D
Dravyk
11-02-2005, 02:23 PM
Sweet deal!! :evilbanan
MorganGrayson
11-02-2005, 02:27 PM
hahah ;)
Enter as many times as you like! The more you enter, the more chances you have to win! :D
Most excellent! :clapping:
MorganGrayson
11-02-2005, 02:52 PM
"Whoever said 'size doesn't matter' had never been satisfied by a MagnaRX+ user!"
~Morgan :)
Peaches
11-03-2005, 09:48 AM
Come on folks, let's get posting! I can't win but I always sneak some Magna RX into Gabe's drink when he hangs with Cory. It leaves them both with a smile on their faces for the rest of the week! :)
WEGRuth
11-07-2005, 12:12 PM
bumpety bump - come on guys, we know you've got some killer lines to share with us - and you could win a Video iPod!! :)
Timon
11-07-2005, 12:38 PM
MagnaRX - maybe chicks will stop laughing
WEGRuth
11-07-2005, 01:27 PM
MagnaRX - maybe chicks will stop laughing
LOL - good one!
Peaches
11-07-2005, 01:36 PM
MagnaRX - maybe chicks will stop laughing
OMG........ :yowsa:
TheEnforcer
11-07-2005, 01:55 PM
Magna Rx- you don't actually believe women when they say size doesn't matter do you?
Timon
11-08-2005, 01:53 AM
MagnaRX - Watch out KURT (voodooboy), your boyfriend's rectum may rupture!
Timon
11-08-2005, 01:55 AM
Surgeon General's Warning: May reduce viability of Speedos due to excessive bulging
Newton
11-08-2005, 02:55 AM
Hung like a Weasel? get MagnaRX!!
WEGRuth
11-08-2005, 12:58 PM
Surgeon General's Warning: May reduce viability of Speedos due to excessive bulging
lol Timon that's a good one!
DrGuile
11-08-2005, 02:12 PM
MagnaRX,
Sometimes your confidence needs a little help
Because Bigger is Better!
It Will Be Our Secret
Who Needs to Know?
To Get What God Didnt Give You
Be All That You Can Be! (I like this one ;))
The Gift that Will Really "touch" her!
I should get two Ipods... ;)
Timon
11-09-2005, 09:02 AM
MagnaRX - Because your Twinkie deserves to be a Frankfurter!
el pres
11-09-2005, 09:31 AM
Does it swing when you walk? Now it can.
el pres
11-09-2005, 09:35 AM
Make showering in public a joy.
TheEnforcer
11-09-2005, 12:40 PM
Some really good replies here.. :>))
Dravyk
11-09-2005, 02:16 PM
"Be a black man in bed no matter your color!"
:yowsa:
Did I win?
Timon
11-10-2005, 01:31 AM
MagnaRX - From a Timon to an Anthony in 2 weeks or less!
Dravyk
11-10-2005, 03:03 AM
With MagnaRX it's not just a penis, it's also a scarf! :okthumb:
Timon
11-10-2005, 07:09 AM
MagnaRX - Makes your dick so long, you can suck it yourself!
WEGRuth
11-10-2005, 12:04 PM
LOL! You guys are coming up with some great lines! Rock on!!
Timon
11-10-2005, 12:08 PM
MagnaRX - If you use it, maybe you can get chicks like WEGRuth! :p
Nickatilynx
11-10-2005, 12:12 PM
MagnaRX - Cunt stretching ,ass ripping , teeth breaking ..cock!
:)
DrGuile
11-10-2005, 12:14 PM
MagnaRX
You'll have Somewhere to Hang your Flag!
Get A Tent to be Proud Of!
Now You'll Be Packing!
Is That a 12" Sub in Your Pocket?
More Meat!
Now One Wants a Cocktail Weiner...
Be The Next John Holmes
DrGuile
11-10-2005, 12:15 PM
MagnaRX - Cunt stretching ,ass ripping , teeth breaking ..cock!
:)
Such violent imagery
Timon
11-10-2005, 12:20 PM
GuileRX - Couldn't make a mongol laugh
Nickatilynx
11-10-2005, 12:22 PM
MagnaRX - Got cock?
MagnaRX - We will definitely give you the shaft
MagnaRX - We go to any lengths
MagnaRX - Hard , Strong and Very Long.
Timon
11-10-2005, 12:28 PM
GuileRX - As funny as ebola
Nickatilynx
11-10-2005, 12:29 PM
Aren't penis pills though , like 48 spams ago? Circa 2001 ?
;-)))
Timon
11-10-2005, 12:36 PM
GuileRX - Bob Saggit has better punch lines!
Robin
11-10-2005, 12:46 PM
Get MagnaRX for Magnificent Erections
MagnaRX - Stand up and be cunted (don't flame me! ; )
DrGuile
11-10-2005, 01:05 PM
GuileRX - Bob Saggit has better punch lines!
TimonRX - Cuntier than a lesbian Orgy!
Timon
11-10-2005, 01:18 PM
TimonRX - Cuntier than a lesbian Orgy!
Fuckin A! :okthumb:
TheEnforcer
11-10-2005, 03:00 PM
Magna Rx- because being launghed at when you are nude sucks!
Magna Rx- because being launghed at when you are nude sucks!
You sound like you're talking from experience :D
TheEnforcer
11-10-2005, 03:39 PM
Nope.. just pointing out what wmen do when they see you!
Nickatilynx
11-10-2005, 03:51 PM
TE,
See that woman on Trading Spouses ?
Nope.. just pointing out what wmen do when they see you!
I'm well known for my bedroom comedy act. ;)
Dravyk
11-10-2005, 04:03 PM
Since taking MagnaRX we all now refer to Long Dong Silver as "Shorty". :)
Nickatilynx
11-10-2005, 04:50 PM
TE,
See that woman on Trading Spouses ?
She's your favourite Aunt , she is. You love her.She used to give you $5.00 for Xmass.
;-))
http://www.micaelita.com/historytoday/nb3.shtml
TheEnforcer
11-10-2005, 05:41 PM
TE,
See that woman on Trading Spouses ?
Yup, I heard she even turned Trev down!! :)
pushpills
11-10-2005, 06:13 PM
MagnaRX - now there's only 29 reasons chicks wont fuck you
MagnaRX - your wife will drop the divorce, but she'll still be a bitch for the next 40 years
MagnaRX - the towel boy at your gym gave us your info
MagnaRX - you'll need to do a chargeback because you'll finally have the confidence to ask a chick out to dinner
MagnaRX - if a girl says she just wants to be friends, you can whip your cock out and change her mind
MagnaRX - the dream of being a male prostitute is one bottle away
MagnaRX - now when you go into a gym locker room, people will just be laughing at your stupid ugly face
MagnaRX - you'll still be pathetic, but hey, at least you tried
i could only think up one kinda real one
MagnaRX - Gain up to 4 inches and miles of confidence!
Yup, I heard she even turned Trev down!! :)
What can I say... she won't do anal... :(
Timon
11-11-2005, 12:04 AM
What can I say... she won't do anal... :(
I heard it's because your penis is tainted :p
TheEnforcer
11-11-2005, 11:07 AM
Magna Rx- from Rhode Island sized to Texas sized in no time!
Robin
11-11-2005, 11:39 AM
With MagnaRX you'll rediscover why it's good to be hard
- You'll also find it's hard to be good!
WEGRuth
11-11-2005, 05:43 PM
Some great entries so far! This contest is gonna be tough to judge!
Keep em coming folks, and don't forget to keep your MagnaRx links up, cos you never know when the next $100 per MagnaRx signup Random Bonus Day will occur! (Sign up here! (http://www.wegcash.com))
:)
DrGuile
11-11-2005, 05:44 PM
Some great entries so far! This contest is gonna be tough to judge!
Keep em coming folks, and don't forget to keep your MagnaRx links up, cos you never know when the next $100 per MagnaRx signup Random Bonus Day will occur! (Sign up here! (http://www.wegcash.com))
:)
So, how many ipods are actually given away for the advertising punch line part?
1? 35?
Dravyk
11-11-2005, 05:47 PM
So, how many ipods are actually given away for the advertising punch line part?
1? 35?How many ears do you have? :unsure:
pushpills
11-11-2005, 05:49 PM
How many ears do you have? :unsure:
i think he meant cuzz the contest is on other boards too.
i'm guessing 1.
DrGuile
11-11-2005, 05:56 PM
How many ears do you have? :unsure:
You should really learn to read... it changed my life...
Dravyk
11-11-2005, 06:01 PM
You should really learn to read... it changed my life...Not by much, apparently. :hmph:
Robin
11-12-2005, 10:16 AM
MagnaRX - BIG, BIGGER, BIGGEST!
or...
MagnaRX - BIGGER, BETTER, BEST!
Robin
11-13-2005, 04:43 PM
Gonna make another entry... ;)
MagnaRX: Meets your need - Guaranteed!
spideriux
11-13-2005, 04:50 PM
wwo very nice promo :)
spideriux
11-13-2005, 05:55 PM
MagnaRX, it made my penis all that it can be!!
spideriux
11-13-2005, 05:55 PM
Each MAGNA-RX+ tablet contains a unique, high performance male enhancement supplement designed to supercharge your sex life!
spideriux
11-13-2005, 05:56 PM
No penis enlargement system is faster, easier to use, or more effective than MAGNA-RX+ – GUARANTEED!
spideriux
11-13-2005, 05:56 PM
MagnaRX turned my cock into a giant.
spideriux
11-13-2005, 05:57 PM
U would not have shot too early with magnaRX
spideriux
11-13-2005, 05:59 PM
MagnaRX makes me HUGE!
spideriux
11-13-2005, 05:59 PM
And the last one for today...
MagnaRX is the answer for a small penis
Timon
11-13-2005, 11:51 PM
MagnaRX - Your penis will even offend Heather!
Newton
11-14-2005, 01:29 AM
MagnaRX - Become a Wombraider
Baxter
11-14-2005, 01:52 AM
MagnaRX - Its whats for dinner...
MagnaRX - It got me laid...think what it can do for you...
Going to the bar for some drinks ......20 bucks
One 6 pack of condoms.........15.95
The bulge in your pants so big she grabs you and fucks your brains out....priceless
Dravyk
11-14-2005, 02:34 AM
"When it would come to sex, my tool was a high school drop out. :(
Thanks to MagnaRX, now I'm always graduating Magna Cum Loudly!" ;)
MorganGrayson
11-14-2005, 02:02 PM
"When it would come to sex, my tool was a high school drop out. :(
Thanks to MagnaRX, now I'm always graduating Magna Cum Loudly!" ;)
Excellent pun, Dravyk. :okthumb:
I want to publicly thank WEGRuth for assisting me with a stupid problem I had. If you're looking for a sponsor program with rapid assistance for totally clueless affiliates, sign up with WEGCash (http://www.wegcash.com/)...then beg Ruth for help when you totally freak out over something that was your error to start with! :clapping:
WEGRuth
11-14-2005, 02:09 PM
hahaha.. thanks Morgan!
Happy to help anytime! :)
Want a cock like a babies arm - call me.... no that's not it :unsure:
Want a cock like a babies arm - MagnaRX!
Nickatilynx
11-14-2005, 02:20 PM
Like a babies arm holding an apple
spideriux
11-14-2005, 04:31 PM
MagnaRX, the biggest and the best!
spideriux
11-14-2005, 04:34 PM
MagnaRX made my penis huge
spideriux
11-14-2005, 04:35 PM
Magna RX is the shit that makes me big and hard
spideriux
11-14-2005, 04:36 PM
MagnaRX are the best pills!
spideriux
11-14-2005, 04:37 PM
MagnaRX is bigger than ever
spideriux
11-14-2005, 04:37 PM
MagnaRX makes the small cock huge
spideriux
11-14-2005, 04:38 PM
MagnaRX rocks my world!
spideriux
11-14-2005, 04:38 PM
MagnaRX - better than viagra
Dravyk
11-14-2005, 10:40 PM
Like a babies arm holding an appleThank you, King Arthur. :p
Timon
11-15-2005, 12:18 AM
spideriux is so not getting an ipod :p
sarettah
11-15-2005, 12:26 AM
spideriux is so not getting an ipod :p
lololololololololol :wnw:
TheEnforcer
11-15-2005, 11:34 AM
Yes, he definately needs to work on his creativity a bit!!
DrGuile
11-15-2005, 03:45 PM
Want a cock like a babies arm - call me.... no that's not it :unsure:
Want a cock like a babies arm - MagnaRX!
...yes... references to babies in a penis enlargement ad.... that's very tasteful....
...yes... references to babies in a penis enlargement ad.... that's very tasteful....
If it was tasteful then it wouldn't be a post of mine...
WEGRuth
11-16-2005, 11:47 AM
great to see the action here! there are definitely some interesting responses so far!
Remember, your target audience for your phrase is the CONSUMER and NOT the webmaster, so be creative and stand out from the crowd, cos you KNOW that MagnaRx users DEFINITELY stand out (and up!) ;)
Robin
11-16-2005, 06:10 PM
great to see the action here! there are definitely some interesting responses so far!
Remember, your target audience for your phrase is the CONSUMER and NOT the webmaster, so be creative and stand out from the crowd, cos you KNOW that MagnaRx users DEFINITELY stand out (and up!) ;)
Ruth,
When will you choose the winner(s)?
Robin
11-16-2005, 06:11 PM
...you KNOW that MagnaRx users DEFINITELY stand out (and up!) ;)
Oh, and let me steal that idea!
MagnaRX - Stand Out From The Crowd!
hehehe!
WEGRuth
11-16-2005, 06:13 PM
Ruth,
When will you choose the winner(s)?
The contest is open til November 30th, so you've got plenty of time to get creative! :)
spideriux
11-17-2005, 01:40 PM
cool WEGRuth
spideriux
11-21-2005, 03:20 PM
Bumpy for MagnaRX
Robin
11-21-2005, 04:13 PM
MagnaRX: Because size does matter!
sarettah
11-21-2005, 05:49 PM
Walk softly and carry MagnaRX :okthumb:
WEGRuth
11-22-2005, 11:45 AM
some good entries so far! don't forget the contest runs til the end of November - so keep em coming! :)
WEGRuth
11-29-2005, 02:37 PM
just a couple more days to get your entries in!
Robin
11-30-2005, 09:59 AM
MagnaRX makes it Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!
Stolen from Daft Punk :)
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Work it, Make it, Do it, Makes us
Harder, better, faster, stronger
More than, hour, our, never
Ever, after, work is, over
Etc...
Timon
11-30-2005, 10:50 AM
Study shows that 83% of women who are unfaithful cheat because they are not sexually satisfied by their husband. Small penis size was cited most often as the reason for the dissatisfaction. More than half of these women felt their cheating was justified because their husbands did not take the effort of doing something about their small penis size. One woman said “My husband is a very sweet man and I love him very much but he just can’t satisfy me in bed. It’s not that he doesn’t try but his penis just isn’t big enough to bring me to orgasm so I have to fake it. I tell him that size doesn’t matter but deep down I wish he would just do something about it, I mean they have pills for that these days don’t they?”.
Timon
11-30-2005, 11:01 AM
I used to be really self conscious when changing at the gym, I always turned my back to the other guys when changing so they wouldn’t see how small my penis is. A good friend noticed this and he told me he used have an undersized penis too but that thanks to MagnaRX he went from a tiny 6” to a respectable 8” in just a matter of months. Of course I ordered some MagnaRX right away and I’m now in my second month and have already almost added one inch and I’m already proud to undress in the locker room. Thanks a million, YOU GUYS ROCK!!!
V.M. - New york
Timon
11-30-2005, 11:08 AM
My husband used to have a very small penis, I mean it must have been smaller than 7”, and it just wasn’t big enough to satisfy me sexually. I would never cheat on my husband because I wasn’t raised that way but without getting my sexual needs fulfilled something had to be done. At one point I was seriously considering leaving my husband to find a man with a normal penis but then I found a link to your website and ordered a 3 month supply for my hubby. He didn’t believe it would work but he gave it a try anyway, to his amazement and my pleasure he added like 2” in only 3 months. I can’t thank you guys enough for saving my marriage, thank you so very very much!!!
M.G. - Opranoville
Timon
11-30-2005, 11:10 AM
MagnaRX - Saving marriages since 1996
Robin
11-30-2005, 11:18 AM
Study shows that 83% of women who are unfaithful cheat because they are not sexually satisfied by their husband. Small penis size was cited most often as the reason for the dissatisfaction. More than half of these women felt their cheating was justified because their husbands did not take the effort of doing something about their small penis size. One woman said “My husband is a very sweet man and I love him very much but he just can’t satisfy me in bed. It’s not that he doesn’t try but his penis just isn’t big enough to bring me to orgasm so I have to fake it. I tell him that size doesn’t matter but deep down I wish he would just do something about it, I mean they have pills for that these days don’t they?”.
Hehe - good one Timon. One of the strongest motivational forces that works in advertising is fear! ;)
WEGRuth
11-30-2005, 12:39 PM
bump for the last day!!
spideriux
11-30-2005, 03:37 PM
MagnaRX is just the best!
spideriux
11-30-2005, 03:40 PM
MagnaRX makes my penis big and juicy
spideriux
11-30-2005, 03:41 PM
Buy MagnaRx for a big penis
spideriux
11-30-2005, 03:42 PM
MagnaRx = Massive Penis
spideriux
11-30-2005, 03:43 PM
MagnaRX made my cock massive
Timon
12-01-2005, 12:55 AM
spideriux, if you post one more like that you are going to have to send an ipod to Weg cash :p
Dravyk
12-01-2005, 03:33 AM
One for the road ...
MagnaRX ... so good even a Turd can get laid! http://www.texasdreams.com/bananaturd.gif
sarettah
12-01-2005, 08:51 AM
One for the road ...
MagnaRX ... so good even a Turd can get laid! http://www.texasdreams.com/bananaturd.gif
Nothing like first person testimonials to sell a product :okthumb:
MorganGrayson
12-01-2005, 11:35 AM
MagnaRX makes my penis big and juicy
:blink:
Are you sure this isn't a penicillin situation?
DrGuile
12-01-2005, 12:04 PM
So.... who won? Spideriux?
WEGRuth
12-01-2005, 12:06 PM
We are tabulating results and will post the winner shortly.. please stand by! :)
WEGRuth
12-01-2005, 02:30 PM
Okay, this was a REALLY tough decision. We had a lot of good entries and narrowing it down to one winner was hard!
But.. without further ado...
The winner of the Video Ipod from MagnaRx is....
Robin!!
With the phrase:
With MagnaRX you'll rediscover why it's good to be hard
- You'll also find it's hard to be good!
We'll turn our customers into well-hung devils yet!
Congratulations Robin! :)
Thanks to EVERYONE who participated, we hope you had fun! Keep your eyes out for future WEGCash contests and YOU could be a winner too!
Robin, please email me with your name and address so I can get your Video Ipod sent out to you!
Email me - ruth@integralnet.com
Again, thanks to everyone for joining in - and if you haven't signed up for WEGCash (http://www.wegcash.com) yet, why not give us a try today!
Newton
12-01-2005, 02:35 PM
Congratulations Robin :) An excellent contest from WegCash and thanks to all concerned :okthumb:
Robin
12-01-2005, 03:26 PM
Wow - thanks Ruth!
That was a fun contest!
(YHM)
Cheers!
- Robin.
Dravyk
12-01-2005, 03:51 PM
Nice contest, WEG!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif
And many congrats, Robin!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/clapping.gif
Timon
12-02-2005, 01:26 AM
I cry FOUL!!!
spideriux should have won!!!! :mad:
MorganGrayson
12-02-2005, 01:58 AM
Great contest, WEG!!!! :okthumb:
Congratulations, Robin! :clapping:
Ruth...it was so much fun to read the entries! Thank you for that! :waving:
WTG Robin, congratulations :okthumb:
Robin
12-24-2005, 10:56 AM
Thanks Ruth and WEG it arrived today - just in time for Christmas!
Cheers!
- Robin.
Dravyk
12-24-2005, 11:32 AM
Thanks Ruth and WEG it arrived today - just in time for Christmas!
Cheers!
- Robin. Now that is what I call timing!!! :okthumb:
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