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Dravyk
10-30-2005, 03:47 PM
you think Taco Bell is the name of the Mexican Phone Company.

you've been married three or more times and you still have the very same in-laws.

your house still has the sign "wide load" stuck on the back.

a state trooper stops you and says "Got ID?" and you reply "About what?"

you think genitalia is an Italian airline

you can burp out your name correctly

you think road kill is "the other white meat"

you were caught carrying a fishing pole in to Sea World.

your dinner table centerpiece was made by a taxidermist.

you lit a match in your bathroom and the explosion caused the wheels to fall off your house.

:yowsa:
MorganGrayson
10-30-2005, 04:05 PM
:bustingup Oh, I *never* get tired of "you might be a redneck..." jokes!!! :)
Red
10-30-2005, 04:23 PM
I always loved those jokes and then I moved to the back hills of GA and met the people that inspired them. *shudder*
Newton
10-30-2005, 04:29 PM
Class .. pure class ... http://www.rednecks.info/palm-pilot.html
Trev
10-30-2005, 04:42 PM
Hahahahahahahha


I love the palm pilot :okthumb:
Trev
10-30-2005, 04:53 PM
http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/funny5/hitechredneck.jpg



:blink:
ReighlynnRaine
10-30-2005, 08:00 PM
:yowsa:

That's awesome.

All rednecks should have one.
Dravyk
10-30-2005, 10:12 PM
You Just Might Be a Redneck if ...


you call "safe sex" as having a padded headboard.

you won't pass thru a subdivision because you think it'll involve math.

you and your dog use the same tree.

you think dual-airbags means your wife and her mother.

you have more than one brother (or sister) with the same first name.

your grandfather willed every to his wife, but she can't touch it until she's 18.

your front porch collapses, taking out at least four dogs.

you take a beer cooler to church.

you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

your gas cap is a rag.
selena
10-31-2005, 09:34 AM
I love redneck jokes!
Trev
10-31-2005, 10:01 AM
Rednecks are becoming tech savvy:

http://www.myfreegold.com/redneck/redneck.WindowsXPfullsize.jpg
Dravyk
10-31-2005, 11:33 AM
You Just Might Be a Redneck if ...


the blue book value of your truck varies with how much gas is in the tank.

you have to go outside to "get something out of the fridge".

one of your kids was born atop a pool table.

your truck has curtains, but your house don't.

your belt buckle weights more than three pounds.

you can't marry your sweetheart because there's at least one law against it.

you've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.

you dated your dad's current wife in high school.

you ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

you think the stock market has a fence around it.

your stereo speakers came from a drive-in movie theater.

you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

you refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my ship came in."
Dravyk
10-31-2005, 11:34 AM
Class .. pure class ... http://www.rednecks.info/palm-pilot.html
ROTFL! I love it!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/thumbup.gif