Alright, Who Wants to Piss?

[Dravyk]

Damned neophyte limp-wristed wannabes!!! I need a real challenge.

Who wants a real piss?

Come on! Put on the gloves and step into the ring!!http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/boxer.gif

None of you pansy pissing welter-weights either! I've had enough target practice today.

Bring it on! I'm ready to rumble!

[Inabon]

server hasnt fucked up so i guess we can go with ermm minibon...


he wants child support man when the fuck are you going to send minibon money to buy beer.

[Inabon]

45 seconds no reply WTF

[Dravyk]

I was putting my cup on, as that's Minibon's height. LMAO!

Ok, so where is the runt already?

[Trev]

45 seconds no reply WTF
He's not piss worthy. :)

[Inabon]

dont knwo man but since no one was up to the challenge then i say lets do some pissing LOL

[Inabon]

He's not piss worthy. :)

OH OH


DRAVYK we have game :)

[Dravyk]

Bring it on, son! What you waiting for?

[Trev]

Bring it on, son! What you waiting for?
A challenger...


Fucking literati types these days.... think they can do it all...

[Dravyk]

You're both putting me to sleep here, ya newbies.

WTF you think this is a pay-to-read surfer board? Better get your asses over there before someone steals your lunch money.

Next!!!

[Trev]

You're both putting me to sleep here, ya newbies.

WTF you think this is a pay-to-read surfer board? Better get your asses over there before someone steals your lunch money.

Next!!!
Hahahahaha.

Your name and money in the same post... there's a first

[Dravyk]

Hahahahaha.

Your name and money in the same post... there's a firstI'd explain what the latter is to you, but it's not worth my time. ;)

[Inabon]

ermn you are right no fighting today jaja

[Dravyk]

ermn you are right no fighting today jajaSmart man! Now maybe you can save your "friend" from total embarrassment. ;)

[Inabon]

well the thing is i have nothing to piss with you about. however you did take longer than 45 seconds to reply what happened? taking a shit?

[Inabon]

BTW email notification is kind of slow so work on refresh..

[Trev]

I'd explain what the latter is to you, but it's not worth my time. ;)
I'd tell you how to earn it, but you'd only second guess it or try to come off better ;)

[Inabon]

haha now everyone is coming in like a school fight....


fight fight fight

[Dravyk]

well the thing is i have nothing to piss with you about. however you did take longer than 45 seconds to reply what happened? taking a shit?Already told you Mister Alzheimer's ... I was putting my cup on so MiniBon wouldn't knock me in my nuts. :p

Ok, go take two Ginko Biloba and don't call me in the morning. :)

[Trev]

well the thing is i have nothing to piss with you about. however you did take longer than 45 seconds to reply what happened? taking a shit?
Having a smoke and watching Jet Li :)

[Inabon]

Already told you Mister Alzheimer's ... I was putting my cup on so MiniBon wouldn't knock me in my nuts. :p

Ok, go take two Ginko Biloba and don't call me in the morning. :)

well i really think it is your arthritis cause you guys take to long to type.


how old are you??

or is it 2 finger typing

[Dravyk]

I'd tell you how to earn it, but you'd only second guess it or try to come off better ;)You should package your pathetic pixels as NoDoze. :(

Now run home to Momma before you get hurt. :)

[Inabon]

man 2 refresh and no post common

[Inabon]

shit don't make me open a second browser window.

[Dravyk]

well i really think it is your arthritis cause you guys take to long to type.


how old are you??

or is it 2 finger typingSome of us actually think before we type. :)

[Inabon]

Some of us actually think before we type. :)

this is piss we are not inventing a nuclear bomb ;)

[Dravyk]

man 2 refresh and no post commonMust be the host again. :)

[Inabon]

Must be the host again. :)

dont give me host shit there was a thread today saying the server was fast and i have not even moved it yet

[Dravyk]

this is piss we are not inventing a nuclear bomb ;)You call this a piss?

:headwall:

[Inabon]

You call this a piss?

:headwall:


if it is not why are you thinking before typing LOL

[Dravyk]

dont give me host shit there was a thread today saying the server was fast and i have not even moved it yetWas is the operative word. I've shit uphill faster. :yowsa:

[Inabon]

Was is the operative word. I've shit uphill faster. :yowsa:


sure now you fix it with something impossible


or wait when you shit up it falls on your face

haha

[Dravyk]

if it is not why are you thinking before typing LOLEnough sparing. Feather-weights out. Bring on the big guns, damnit! :shooter:

[Trev]

You should package your pathetic pixels as NoDoze. :(

Now run home to Momma before you get hurt. :)
Sweet now I've got something to sell :)


BUT


You really do have something for my mom... I think if she's piss drunk she just might as well.

[Inabon]

Enough sparing. Feather-weights out. Bring on the big guns, damnit! :shooter:

erm if you want me to pull some who is information or cry about drug abuse or how rich i am then fuck this

i rather compete in speed of say this say that

[Dravyk]

You really do have something for my mom... I think if she's piss drunk she just might as well.If your mom is piss drunk she might have something for herself?

Er, ok ... Yeah, that really got me. :blink:

[Inabon]

If your mom is piss drunk she might have something for herself?

Er, ok ... Yeah, that really got me. :blink:

ohh shit now you are going to say your mama is so fat jokes

[Dravyk]

erm if you want me to pull some who is information or cry about drug abuse or how rich i am then fuck this

i rather compete in speed of say this say thatYou want a speed contest? Screw that.

I cut with a saber, not a machete! :mf_swordf

When you're ready for the big leagues, come calling again.

You want to see how many cuts can be made in a minute, go to GFY or something. :)

[Dravyk]

ohh shit now you are going to say your mama is so fat jokesNot I. Too lame.

[Trev]

If your mom is piss drunk she might have something for herself?

Good point, I like my uncles to have hair and white teeth :blink:

[Dravyk]

Gimme a challenge, someone! :grrrr:

And somebody get these little boys off the field before they we themselves again! :yowsa:

[Trev]

Fake piss is boring :mad:

[Dravyk]

Good point, I like my uncles to have hair and white teeth :blink:Move out of England then. :p

[Dravyk]

Fake piss is boring :mad:Yup. This sucks. :(

[Trev]

Gimme a challenge, someone! :grrrr:

And somebody get these little boys off the field before they we themselves again! :yowsa:
Drav you aint all that!


You'd be eaten on GFY - You'd think that you were the intelligent winner and not even realize they'd fucked you because your level is waaay the fuck too high....

That pained me to say.. not about Drav but about GFY... ok back to Jet Li.

[Dravyk]

Drav you aint all that!

You'd be eaten on GFY - You'd think that you were the intelligent winner and not even realize they'd fucked you because your level is waaay the fuck too high....

That pained me to say.. not about Drav but about GFY... ok back to Jet Li.LMAO! I love you Trev. I have no idea what the hell you think you're saying or what Jet Li has to do with anything, but ok, sure.

No hard feelings. Didn't mean to make you cry, buddy. :)

[Dravyk]

That's it ... You guys are almost as exciting as having chamomile tea and a Turkey sandwich while watching a Republican speech. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sleep3.gif

I'm taking a nap. Later. :)

[Trev]

LMAO! I love you Trev. I have no idea what the hell you think you're saying or what Jet Li has to do with anything, but ok, sure.

No hard feelings. Didn't mean to make you cry, buddy. :)
I'm trying to say that a few here believe intellect wins pisses - not always and Jet Li is in the film I'm watching while posting. :)

The day I cry because of you is the day my net gets taken out ;)

[Inabon]

well going to drink some beer this got boring.

[Dravyk]

I'm trying to say that a few here believe intellect wins pisses - not always and Jet Li is in the film I'm watching while posting. :)Ahhh, now I gotcha. :okthumb:

[Dravyk]

well going to drink some beer this got boring.Beer *burp* Fuck *burp*

Have another. *burp*

jajajajaja

:rolleyes:

[Evil Chris]

you girls have bored us all to sleep :v:

[Dravyk]

you girls have bored us all to sleep http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/v.gifIt's all Canada's fucking fault! .http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/salute.gif

Go take a dog sled to a beaver hunt, ay? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[PornoDoggy]

If this is old school pissing ....

I'm sure glad I cut class.

[venturi]

One might infer upon reading this thread that the challenger herein lacks the cranial capacity necessary to piss, thus the lack of combatants and the ensuing of carpet soiling thereafter...

[Dale_Ryan]

What's the prize again?

[domtheboy]

Where's the goddamn piss bitches ? Less piss in here than there is blood left in George Best's abdomen.

[MorganGrayson]

:nothingto

My total "who gives a fuck - not me!" attitude toward pissing makes it impossible for me to play. That and a lack of subject matter over which I would get even remotely emotionally involved.

Unless I find that total soulless bastard that put tomatoes in clam chowder.

[PornoDoggy]

Manhattan rules - New England sucks.

[MorganGrayson]

Manhattan rules - New England sucks.

Aha!! :yowsa:

Your tastebuds must be in your ass, you citified, smog-eater! You wouldn't know a decent bowl of chowder if you were drowning in it...which is a mental image I will cherish...you grabbing for potato chunks while errant and obscene slippery tomato pieces drag you under...

:blink:
Wow. When imagery develops a life of its own....

[Dravyk]

Your tastebuds must be in your ass, you citified, smog-eater! You wouldn't know a decent bowl of chowder if you were drowning in it...which is a mental image I will cherish...you grabbing for potato chunks while errant and obscene slippery tomato pieces drag you under...See? Even Morgan can piss better than those panty-waists from yesterday! :okthumb:

[MorganGrayson]

See? Even Morgan can piss better than those panty-waists from yesterday! :okthumb:

And exactly what in the absolute HELL does "even Morgan" imply, you Philly-weenie, block-my-team's-kick-and-run-it-back-for-a-touchdown bestial necrophiliac?!?!?!?!? :mad:

[Dravyk]

And exactly what in the absolute HELL does "even Morgan" imply, you Philly-weenie, block-my-team's-kick-and-run-it-back-for-a-touchdown bestial necrophiliac?!?!?!?!? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mad.gifNow listen here you Southern California alpha-sprout eating guacamole-mushing Terminator-governering fault-line straddling loony toon ....

[MorganGrayson]

Now listen here you Southern California alpha-sprout eating guacamole-mushing Terminator-governering fault-line straddling loony toon ....

That was really good! :okthumb:

Don't you dare take a tone with me, you East coast, unable-to-put-a-predicate-on-a-sentence-when-you're-one-of-the-very-few-around-here-who-know-what-a-predicate-even-IS cheese-steak wearing, beer slurping little weasel!

[Trev]

Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it.... :blink:

[MorganGrayson]

Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it.... :blink:

Watch it or you'll have both AMERICAN word nutters jumping all over your pikey ass!


heheheh
Fresh meat!!

[Trev]

Watch it or you'll have both AMERICAN word nutters jumping all over your pikey ass!


heheheh
Fresh meat!!
You ever seen this guy before?

[Dravyk]

Oh great, now we've got two word nutters going for it.... http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gifAlways room for a third nutter.

Then again, naw ... You suck too badly at this and no one on this side of the ocean knows what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway. :p

[Dravyk]

You ever seen this guy before?Your first lay? :yowsa:

[Dravyk]

Don't you dare take a tone with me, you East coast, unable-to-put-a-predicate-on-a-sentence-when-you're-one-of-the-very-few-around-here-who-know-what-a-predicate-even-IS cheese-steak wearing, beer slurping little weasel!Oh you expect me to come back from the floor after that awesome predicate jab? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif





Fine ...

You split infinitives!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif

[Trev]

Always room for a third nutter.

Then again, naw ... You suck too badly at this and no one on this side of the ocean knows what the fuck you're saying half the time anyway. :p
Ah, I never took the language barrier in to account. Maybe this will register then:



Fuck you Drav




;)

[Dravyk]

ROTFL! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/lmao.gif

In the rules of piss, that means you surrender. About time! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Dravyk]

Mike Fold's looking at this thread, shaking his head, going, damn this sure ain't YNOT in '97.

I agree, Mike. I agree!

[Trev]

ROTFL! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/lmao.gif

In the rules of piss, that means you surrender. About time! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif
Ahhh, you're talking about the 'old' rules of piss, where the then combatants didn't use my level of posting. Now I'm with you, shit those where boring to watch.... :blink:


Now I'll bow down to you as the master of 5+ years ago, plus I use far too many swear words and I want to browse about before heading off up to my beautiful wife. ;)

[PornoDoggy]

Aha!! :yowsa:

Your tastebuds must be in your ass, you citified, smog-eater! You wouldn't know a decent bowl of chowder if you were drowning in it...which is a mental image I will cherish...you grabbing for potato chunks while errant and obscene slippery tomato pieces drag you under...

:blink:
Wow. When imagery develops a life of its own....
Now lookie here ... just because you prefer your soup to look like that other substance you can't get enough of of is no reason to degrade REAL clam chowder. Just because you can't find willing donors of the real stuff is no reason to get all uppity. Take a Mydol and relax; you know that a woman of your age shouldn't subject yourself to this sort of stress.

> If anyone is looking for me, I will be hiding in my bunker <

[MorganGrayson]

Oh you expect me to come back from the floor after that awesome predicate jab? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

Fine ...

You split infinitives!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rasp.gif

Ouch. THAT punch landed and is going to leave a mark. :blink:

(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)

Now lookie here ... just because you prefer your soup to look like that other substance you can't get enough of of is no reason to degrade REAL clam chowder. Just because you can't find willing donors of the real stuff is no reason to get all uppity. Take a Mydol and relax; you know that a woman of your age shouldn't subject yourself to this sort of stress.

> If anyone is looking for me, I will be hiding in my bunker <

Come out of the bunker, kiddo, and give me a big, wet kiss, right on the mouth. (With or without tongue, your choice.) That was one fine pissy comeback and I'm giving you 20 points for it. I actually had to read it *twice* to catch it all. Props to you, PD! :okthumb:

Yes, yes, I know...when one is grading the pisses gushing back at one and handing out A+ marks, one has probably missed the original point of pissing, but hey, you piss your way, I'll piss mine. :)

[PornoDoggy]

Why, thank you, m'lady.

[LadyMischief]

I'm sensing some serious sexual tension in this thread. Would there be an orgy in order?

[PornoDoggy]

No mooses.

[LadyMischief]

No mooses.


Well what fun is there if there's no moose action around? A bunch of old crotchets going at it! (ducks)

[sarettah]

http://www.cockinpuss.com/newmeter/pissometer/images/small/zero.gifhttp://www.cockinpuss.com/newmeter/gayometer/images/small/hold100wild.gif

[PornoDoggy]

Is it any wonder that the gayometer is tacking off the charts the minute sarettah appears in the thread?

[sarettah]

Is it any wonder that the gayometer is tacking off the charts the minute sarettah appears in the thread?

http://www.cockinpuss.com/doyoufeellucky.jpg

[MorganGrayson]

Well what fun is there if there's no moose action around? A bunch of old crotchets going at it! (ducks)

Lady, I believe there was a day a few months back when for about 12 minutes an orgy *wasn't* in order. Luckily, medical reinforcements were called in and we were all yanked back from the brink of death in time. We sent the CDC a lovely fruit basket in thanks for their prompt response. :)

[Newton]

Jesus I go away for two days ..

[Trev]

Jesus I go away for two days ..
And a pile of shite thread like this pops up... I think we stop dravyk from being able to start threads. :yowsa:

[MorganGrayson]

Oh, piffle on the two of you! :bleh01:

[nlphoto]

Oh, piffle on the two of you! :bleh01:


I havin trouble deciding if that smilie is a raspberry or a spastic lesbian... :blink:

[LadyMischief]

Lady, I believe there was a day a few months back when for about 12 minutes an orgy *wasn't* in order. Luckily, medical reinforcements were called in and we were all yanked back from the brink of death in time. We sent the CDC a lovely fruit basket in thanks for their prompt response. :)


I think I would have been very upset. Glad to see you are more forgiving than I am!

[MorganGrayson]

I havin trouble deciding if that smilie is a raspberry or a spastic lesbian... :blink:

Which raises the question...why didn't it cause "running up and down the underside of my cock" to come to mind? :kiss:

[Dravyk]

And a pile of shite thread like this pops up... I think we stop dravyk from being able to start threads. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gifOnly if we stop Newton from replying to any! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/finger011.gif

[Queen Bitch]

Damned neophyte limp-wristed wannabes!!! I need a real challenge.

Who wants a real piss?

Come on! Put on the gloves and step into the ring!!http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/boxer.gif

None of you pansy pissing welter-weights either! I've had enough target practice today.

Bring it on! I'm ready to rumble!

Damned Nick and his whiney "Leave Dravyk alone" shit.

[sarettah]

Damned Nick and his whiney "Leave Dravyk alone" shit.


He hit you up with that stuff too ?


I'm starting to think that they must be a pair of

HOMOS



:blink:

[Dravyk]

Damned Nick and his whiney "Leave Dravyk alone" shit.Funny, I got the leave Heather alone message. :)

[Dravyk]

He hit you up with that stuff too ?


I'm starting to think that they must be a pair of

HOMOS



:blink:Jealous! :yowsa:

[Red]

Ouch. THAT punch landed and is going to leave a mark. :blink:

(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)



Come out of the bunker, kiddo, and give me a big, wet kiss, right on the mouth. (With or without tongue, your choice.) That was one fine pissy comeback and I'm giving you 20 points for it. I actually had to read it *twice* to catch it all. Props to you, PD! :okthumb:

Yes, yes, I know...when one is grading the pisses gushing back at one and handing out A+ marks, one has probably missed the original point of pissing, but hey, you piss your way, I'll piss mine. :)


Yes it was a good comeback, but how could you give him 20 points when he spelled Midol incorrectly? You're slacking Morgan.

[Red]

(10 points to the Trekkie who can name what I consider the world's most famous split infinitive...which means "10 points to the one who can type faster than Dravyk"...move your fingers, Trekkies!)

I can't believe no gave you the answer to this.
Give me the 10 points to boldly go where no one has gone before. :okthumb:

[Newton]

If its "To boldly go where no man has gone before" it wouldnt be Sulu ;)

If its "To boldly go where no one has gone before" that would be ... nah too easy lol

[Red]

If its "To boldly go where no man has gone before" it wouldnt be Sulu ;)

If its "To boldly go where no one has gone before" that would be ... nah too easy lol

LOL.

Actually whether it was from the original series or Next Generation, both statements are split infinitives. The infinitive is to go and it is split by the adverb boldly.

[Dravyk]

Yes it was a good comeback, but how could you give him 20 points when he spelled Midol incorrectly? You're slacking Morgan.Ok wait. I never used the word "Midol".

I'm a guy. I would say "Advil" first. Ibuprophen second. Midol is something a woman would think to say first. I'm serious!

So who said Midol, where? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/unsure.gif

[PornoDoggy]

Now, if I was a smartass I'd suggest that a man who'd actually spent some time around women would know that suggesting that they take midol can produce an, err, interesting and energetic reaction.

So I guess it's a good thing I'm not a smartass, huh?

[sarettah]

I attribute my still being alive to the wonderful effects of Midol... :blink: