Which film stars do you think are covertly gay? [Archive]

Nickatilynx

10-26-2005, 01:59 PM

I reckon Tom Cruise is seriously dubious. A little too much over compensation.

George Clooney.....definite pillow biter.

If the SEs pick this up and I get sued....FUCK!!! lol

Dravyk

10-26-2005, 02:03 PM

I reckon Tom Cruise is seriously dubious.The interesting thing is every women he goes with next has smaller breasts than the ones before.

Now of course he started with Mimi Rogers (whoppers!) and then went to Nicole and Penelope, and now Katie. I figure at the current pattern, the next person would have to be male. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

Trev

10-26-2005, 02:07 PM

Jude Law and Ewan Mcgregor are big time suspects in my eyes!

Nickatilynx

10-26-2005, 02:07 PM

The interesting thing is every women he goes with next has smaller breasts than the ones before.

Now of course he started with Mimi Rogers (whoppers!) and then went to Nicole and Penelope, and now Katie. I figure at the current pattern, the next person would have to be male. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

I am convinced he is dubious.

I think the 2 previous were "friends"

This third one came along conviently when he was spied with a male pillion passenger on his motorbike in matching leathers who faded away rapidly into the distance at an awards show...

Peaches

10-26-2005, 02:15 PM

Ah, the jealously in this thread ;) I haven't seen one posted yet that I think is gay. But I'm willing to have sex with all of them to prove it :)

MorganGrayson

10-26-2005, 02:16 PM

I'm wondering why threads like this never include any women.

Peaches

10-26-2005, 02:17 PM

I'm wondering why threads like this never include any women.
Because men think ALL women have lesbian tendencies :)

Trev

10-26-2005, 02:18 PM

Ah, the jealously in this thread ;) I haven't seen one posted yet that I think is gay. But I'm willing to have sex with all of them to prove it :)
You can't seriously think that Jude Law's not a battie boy. :blink:

Peaches

10-26-2005, 02:22 PM

You can't seriously think that Jude Law's not a battie boy. :blink:
He has 3 kids and just got busted fucking the nanny! Just because someone's hot and sexy doesn't mean they're gay :okthumb:

Trev

10-26-2005, 02:26 PM

He has 3 kids and just got busted fucking the nanny! Just because someone's hot and sexy doesn't mean they're gay :okthumb:
Michael Barrymore was married with children, that didn't stop someone dieing at one of his man shag fests :blink:

You can't tell me this man isn't gay:

http://img.web.de/c/00/59/CB/BA.420

Nickatilynx

10-26-2005, 02:30 PM

Michael Barrymore was married with children, that didn't stop someone dieing at one of his man shag fests :blink:

You can't tell me this man isn't gay:

http://img.web.de/c/00/59/CB/BA.420

you fancy him , don't you?

Toni

10-26-2005, 02:32 PM

Richard Gere, he's sex on legs but definitely a cackie stabber :blink:

Nickatilynx

10-26-2005, 02:34 PM

When I lived in UK and hung out with some well known British ex-boxers they were of the opinion that Lennox Lewis was an iron.

MorganGrayson

10-26-2005, 02:36 PM

Because men think ALL women have lesbian tendencies :)

Ah. I see. I wonder if that's due to their sexual fantasies or the realization that some women just muttered "oh, the hell with these assholes" and switched teams? ;)

Dravyk

10-26-2005, 02:37 PM

Aw, shit, now they're getting me back by speaking in British again. :(

Peaches

10-26-2005, 02:39 PM

Ah. I see. I wonder if that's due to their sexual fantasies or the realization that some women just muttered "oh, the hell with these assholes" and switched teams? ;)
I suspect a bit of both ;)

MorganGrayson

10-26-2005, 02:43 PM

Aw, shit, now they're getting me back by speaking in British again. :(

Dravyk...do you ever wonder just *why* these British men have so *many* ways of referring to homosexual men? Do you think it might be indicative of something?

I like to think about these things.

Technick

10-26-2005, 02:50 PM

Jude Law and Ewan Mcgregor are big time suspects in my eyes!

Ewan Mc Gregor can't be gay...he's Scottish...gay people don't do Scottish well.

Trev

10-26-2005, 02:58 PM

you fancy him , don't you?
Nah, I fancy me, he wouldn't stand a chance. :)

Trev

10-26-2005, 02:59 PM

Aw, shit, now they're getting me back by speaking in British again. :(
Blame Nick he's the one that posted a thread asking about mincer actors. ;)

Trev

10-26-2005, 03:00 PM

Ewan Mc Gregor can't be gay...he's Scottish...gay people don't do Scottish well.
An excellent point, Scottish men have all on sleeping with Scottish women :)

Dravyk

10-26-2005, 04:51 PM

Dravyk...do you ever wonder just *why* these British men have so *many* ways of referring to homosexual men? Do you think it might be indicative of something?

I like to think about these things.Excellent point, Morgan! Makes one wonder. :yowsa:

Trev

10-26-2005, 05:02 PM

Excellent point, Morgan! Makes one wonder. :yowsa:
I'll just put it down to the US still being a relatively new nation, I'm sure in time you'll develop. ;)

DrGuile

10-26-2005, 05:02 PM

Any/all the hobbits from LOTR

Dravyk

10-26-2005, 05:29 PM

Any/all the hobbits from LOTRNone of the elves? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

I'll just put it down to the US still being a relatively new nation, I'm sure in time you'll develop. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gifSo only really ancient countries have many names for "homo", you're saying? Interesting.

Trev

10-26-2005, 06:03 PM

None of the elves? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

So only really ancient countries have many names for "homo", you're saying? Interesting.
That's because we've had to deal with the French, Portuguese and Americans. :)

Dravyk

10-26-2005, 06:21 PM

That's because we've had to deal with the French, Portuguese and Americans. :)And here I thought it was from dealing with a long history of comedians in drag. :yowsa:

Trev

10-26-2005, 06:32 PM

That's because we've had to deal with the French, Portuguese and Americans. :)And here I thought it was from dealing with a long history of comedians in drag. :yowsa:

It's strange what happens when people have had dealings the afore mentioned. :)

Dravyk

10-26-2005, 06:34 PM

It's strange what happens when people have had dealings the afore mentioned. :)Oh now you are just getting weak. :huh:

Hang it up, son, before you hurt yourself. :biglaugh:

Trev

10-26-2005, 06:43 PM

Oh now you are just getting weak. :huh:

Hang it up, son, before you hurt yourself. :biglaugh:
Hmmm, so let me catch this up, you think you've got TE by being "so clever no one gets it" and I'm getting weak...Mkay, we'll try tomorrow when your power pills wear off ;)

TheEnforcer

10-26-2005, 06:48 PM

Because men think ALL women have lesbian tendencies :)

The truth of that is a mans best defense!! ;)

Dravyk

10-26-2005, 06:51 PM

Hmmm, so let me catch this up, you think you've got TE by being "so clever no one gets it" and I'm getting weak...Mkay, we'll try tomorrow when your power pills wear off http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gifShit, I even had to start my own piss thread since you're putting me to sleep! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sleep3.gif

Trev

10-26-2005, 06:53 PM

Shit, I even had to start my own piss thread since you're putting me to sleep! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sleep3.gif
;)

Nickatilynx

10-26-2005, 06:56 PM

Both of you seem to be pissing in your own mouths.

:)

Dravyk

10-26-2005, 06:57 PM

Both of you seem to be pissing in your own mouths.I told TE and Trev that already. :)

Nickatilynx

10-26-2005, 06:58 PM

fuck! lol

SykkBoy

10-26-2005, 07:06 PM

David Niven (when he was alive that is)

ReighlynnRaine

10-26-2005, 07:16 PM

Wow... this thread is just.... words fail.

:corn:

So what's with all the homosexual guessing anyway? Ya'll feel like sharing something with the group? :yowsa:

Queen Bitch

10-26-2005, 10:43 PM

I think that Nick is covertly gay, ergo the thread.

And the rest of you...are or aren't, no time to look lol

10-27-2005, 12:27 AM

I reckon Tom Cruise is seriously dubious. A little too much over compensation.

George Clooney.....definite pillow biter.

If the SEs pick this up and I get sued....FUCK!!! lol

You Don't Know Faggots!
I Do!!

http://tomcruiseisnuts.com/images/Cruiser.jpg

Timon

10-27-2005, 09:21 AM

Steven Segal, if he's not a rainbow queen I don't know who is.

Nickatilynx

10-27-2005, 11:25 AM

Steven Segal, if he's not a rainbow queen I don't know who is.

He used to date Kelly Le Brock though!!! She was hot back in the day!

Matthew McConanahy.

I mean getting arrested arrested high and drunk off yr tits , bollock naked , with a mate playing the bongos , I mean...you'd have to be gay to do something like that I'm sure..

(hazy memory returns)

Umm I suppose things like that could just sorta happen ....

;-))

MorganGrayson

10-27-2005, 12:59 PM

David Niven (when he was alive that is)

No! :o

And just out of curiousity, Sykk, since you added the parenthetical note, does death "cure" homosexuality if it existed? I'm curious... :)

I love the image. "Hey! I'm straight! I'm wearing a frigging long white gown and I've got feather boa wings, but I'm straight!!!" :)

Timon

10-27-2005, 02:01 PM

He used to date Kelly Le Brock though!!! She was hot back in the day!

Who would you pick if you were an action movie star who needs to protect his image?

SykkBoy

10-27-2005, 02:47 PM

No! :o

And just out of curiousity, Sykk, since you added the parenthetical note, does death "cure" homosexuality if it existed? I'm curious... :)

I love the image. "Hey! I'm straight! I'm wearing a frigging long white gown and I've got feather boa wings, but I'm straight!!!" :)
no, I just didn't want anyone thinking that I thought he might still be alive...out having late night quickies with Slim Pickens and Vincent Price (whom I had also kind of suspected...) ;-)

MorganGrayson

10-27-2005, 04:00 PM

no, I just didn't want anyone thinking that I thought he might still be alive...out having late night quickies with Slim Pickens and Vincent Price (whom I had also kind of suspected...) ;-)

*copius weeping*
Oh, *not* David Niven! I knew about Vincent Price...but...uh...Slim Pickens? :blink:

You're kidding? Well, I'll be gol'durned....

SykkBoy

10-27-2005, 04:46 PM

*copius weeping*
Oh, *not* David Niven! I knew about Vincent Price...but...uh...Slim Pickens? :blink:

You're kidding? Well, I'll be gol'durned....

Slim Pickens just always seemed a little light in the saddlebags...in that bear kind of way...Vincent Price was always a little prissy...I remember attending a tribute to him at a Fangoria horror convention (about 6 months before he died) and he spoke of swapping dirty jokes with Christopher Lee during late night phone calls to each other where they'd "giggle like little schoolgirls"

Vincent, perhaps, but not Christopher Lee...no way...

Dravyk

10-27-2005, 04:58 PM

Two things. ...

First, thought gays liked being in shape, handsome, fit ... somehow Slim Pickins just ... isn't ... er .... Oh come on!! He has to have been hetero!!!

Ok, second question ...

Christopher Walken ...

heterosexual?
homosexual?
homo sapien????

:yowsa:

Trev

10-27-2005, 05:16 PM

MorganGrayson

10-27-2005, 06:31 PM

Slim Pickens just always seemed a little light in the saddlebags...in that bear kind of way...Vincent Price was always a little prissy...I remember attending a tribute to him at a Fangoria horror convention (about 6 months before he died) and he spoke of swapping dirty jokes with Christopher Lee during late night phone calls to each other where they'd "giggle like little schoolgirls"

Vincent, perhaps, but not Christopher Lee...no way...

Yes, come to think of it, he would have made a nice "bear." Too cute for words, actually.

And *no way* Christopher Lee. I could watch a film of that man actually having sex with a man - something I'd like to do, by the way - and *still* not believe he was gay. He was one of the great crushes of my childhood. Peter Cushing, too. (The local theater ran a lot of B-horror movies.)

Timon

10-28-2005, 12:20 AM

Here's Steven Segal with his boyfriend. I'm telling you guys, he's as gay as voodooman.

http://www.tomhambridge.com/images/segal.jpg

nickdark

10-28-2005, 01:01 AM

Here's Steven Segal with his boyfriend. I'm telling you guys, he's as gay as voodooman.

http://www.tomhambridge.com/images/segal.jpg

weird pic of Segal.."why the long face??"

Timon

10-28-2005, 01:09 AM

weird pic of Segal.."why the long face??"

Because it's been squeezed between the other guy's buttcheecks all night :p

Dale_Ryan

10-28-2005, 04:09 AM

...and why is Steven Seagle's face on this thread? Fuck, that man is a full blooded thigh breaker.

Timon

10-28-2005, 04:44 AM

...and why is Steven Seagle's face on this thread? Fuck, that man is a full blooded thigh breaker.

He's an overweight guy in his 40's with a greasy little pony tail who's totally unconvincing as a thigh breaker.

CDSmith

10-28-2005, 10:35 AM

MorganGrayson

10-28-2005, 04:12 PM

I suppose it's no longer valid Mentioning George Takai, since his gayness is no longer covert.

"MR SULU, get your hand off Checkov's thigh and lay in a cour....uh, SET a course for Taladegus IV, warp eight!"

Good heavens. :blink: Yet *another* one I didn't know about.

Will the last straight man leaving Hollywood please turn off the lights?

SykkBoy

10-28-2005, 04:32 PM

Good heavens. :blink: Yet *another* one I didn't know about.

Will the last straight man leaving Hollywood please turn off the lights?

Not so fast there, Mr. Broderick....
;-)

Nickatilynx

10-28-2005, 05:40 PM

I never knew that CNN's Anderson Cooper was gay

Dravyk

10-28-2005, 07:58 PM

Sulu is openly gay? :blink:

Well shit he always was ripped, wasn't he? Hmmm.

Trev

10-28-2005, 08:06 PM

Sulu is openly gay? :blink:

Well shit he always was ripped, wasn't he? Hmmm.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/28/people.georgetakei.ap/index.html

:)

Dravyk

10-28-2005, 08:12 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/28/people.georgetakei.ap/index.html

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gifI can see it now ...

Shatner: "I ... I ... I ... had no idea!!

... Leonard, did you know about this?"

Nimoy: "Shut up and get back to blowing me, Bill".

Kidding!

Trev

10-28-2005, 08:15 PM

I can see it now ...

Shatner: "I ... I ... I ... had no idea!!

... Leonard, did you know about this?"

Nimoy: "Shut up and get back to blowing me, Bill".

Kidding!
I'm not a treckie mate, so I'm cool. :)