It's my hat now !!! [Archive] - Oprano Adult Industry Forums

NickPapageorgio

10-18-2005, 01:04 AM

I'm hoping they come out with this style :D

http://www.johnhelmer.com/products/full/18.jpg

LinkHötten ;)

Dravyk

10-18-2005, 02:42 AM

Sare, ok, you mugged the dog and got the cap; cool.

... er, that still doesn't explain why're sucking on its' nipple. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/1zhelp.gif

Trev

10-18-2005, 07:48 AM

Sare, ok, you mugged the dog and got the cap; cool.

... er, that still doesn't explain why're sucking on its' nipple. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/1zhelp.gif
He may have taken the hat but he still knows his place in the matriarchal system. ;)

Funbrunette

10-18-2005, 09:11 AM

OMG!!!! Is that hair on the floor next to Mr. Doggie? I thought my dog was bad, but that's crazy! :blink:

Newton

10-18-2005, 09:38 AM

Some owners take their dogs to groomers, some like to trim the hair with their teeth ;)

Red

10-18-2005, 09:48 AM

Some owners take their dogs to groomers, some like to trim the hair with their teeth ;)

:bustingup

Nickatilynx

10-18-2005, 11:55 AM

Perfect!!! :)

"""Subject: Old geezer sucking on dog tit!

Wait til you see what he does next!!

Join now!!!!"""

mail sent....

;-)))

NickPapageorgio

10-18-2005, 12:36 PM

Perfect!!! :)

"""Subject: Old geezer sucking on dog tit!

Wait til you see what he does next!!

Join now!!!!"""

mail sent....

;-)))

Get your bestiality/mature links up now folks...it won't last long!! :yowsa:

pushpills

10-18-2005, 12:40 PM

not sure whos furballs those are.

NickPapageorgio

10-18-2005, 12:42 PM

That pic needs a "Best quote" contest :D

Nickatilynx

10-18-2005, 12:48 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

:yowsa:

"Bejing Chef prepares dinner"

Newton

10-18-2005, 12:53 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

:yowsa:

Baaaaaah means NO!

NickPapageorgio

10-18-2005, 12:58 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

:yowsa:

"One would think that the sheep farmer had learned his lesson when he tried to blow up the last sheep, who's remains are still clearly visible in this photo. Apparently, his shear determination would get the better of him once again."

Nickatilynx

10-18-2005, 01:00 PM

Starving Vampire forced to feed off dogs every two weeks

voodooman

10-18-2005, 01:14 PM

OMG!!!! Is that hair on the floor next to Mr. Doggie? I thought my dog was bad, but that's crazy! :blink:

Thats just his rug!

Newton

10-18-2005, 01:30 PM

Judge banned from Krufts for licking dogs armpits

Timon

10-18-2005, 01:30 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

Sarettah demonstrates his family's traditional dog grooming technique,
passed on from father to son for many generations.

Funbrunette

10-18-2005, 01:47 PM

That pic needs a "Best quote" contest :D

I agree! :okthumb:

Newton

10-18-2005, 01:51 PM

It appears to be happening in this thread, so post away folks :) winner gets a nice Oprano Mug or Oprano Cap and gets to choose which they require .. You have until 18:00 GMT Wednesday to make the "best caption" for this disgusting photo ;)

Dravyk

10-18-2005, 02:02 PM

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When the menatally-challenged attempt CPR ... on the next Geraldo ...

Dravyk

10-18-2005, 02:04 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

Behind closed doors: The secret lives of lonely rednecks.

Nickatilynx

10-18-2005, 02:06 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

:yowsa:

You know you have a monster Moustache when you can't lift it!!!

Dravyk

10-18-2005, 02:07 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

Aliens turn man's fiancee into a dog.

"We're still marrying in June" says beau. "She may be hairy but I still love her. Damned alien bastards!"

Nickatilynx

10-18-2005, 02:09 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

:yowsa:

Preparation commences on Dravyks' new hairpeice

Dravyk

10-18-2005, 02:09 PM

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Redneck mistakes super glue for chapstick. A tragic story of a man and his dog.

Nickatilynx

10-18-2005, 02:10 PM

Another happy customer from dog-date.com

Dravyk

10-18-2005, 02:13 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

Man thanks dog after saving him from mad tribble attack.

Dravyk

10-18-2005, 02:15 PM

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When ventrolquist acts go woefully wrong ... on the next Murray ...

Nickatilynx

10-18-2005, 02:17 PM

Elderly Craftsman still produces Prince Charles Q-tips by hand

MorganGrayson

10-18-2005, 02:20 PM

Del, the cat in the avatar, requires frequent brushing. My husband ends up with "tribble" piles (Props to Dravyk!) after brushing him, too. I started out telling him that I want him to knit me a poodle. Now I'm up to Old English Sheepdog.

voodooman

10-18-2005, 06:05 PM

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Man finds new, cost effective way to shine hardwood floors!

PornoDoggy

10-18-2005, 06:08 PM

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PETA representatives were outraged at this photographic evidence of the cruelty associated with animal testing, as a lab assistant checks the effectiveness of 7-day deodorants on a defenseless animal ...

Trev

10-18-2005, 06:10 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg
Alzheimer's, how quick your loved ones forget you.

sarettah

10-18-2005, 07:08 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/doyoufeellucky.jpg

:)

domtheboy

10-18-2005, 07:23 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

:yowsa:

Heartbreak for Mr Magoo as another night on the pull goes horribly wrong

sarettah

10-18-2005, 08:42 PM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

Tonights top story: Man Bites Dog... Details at 11

PornoDoggy

10-18-2005, 09:12 PM

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In other news, Oprano Studios has announced that the upcoming feature "Revenge of the Mailman" will be released direct to DVD..."

Timon

10-19-2005, 01:02 AM

http://www.cockinpuss.com/hatback.jpg

Sarettah is punishing Dravyk the dog for posting too many lame captions!

Dravyk

10-19-2005, 01:47 AM

Preparation commences on Dravyks' new hairpeiceWhite????

That would be Ryan's! :1run:

Dravyk

10-19-2005, 01:50 AM

Sarettah is punishing Dravyk the dog for posting too many lame captions!Thanks for reminding me ...

I haven't bitch slapped you enough lately. :)

:bitchslap

Timon

10-19-2005, 02:06 AM

Thanks for reminding me ...

I haven't bitch slapped you enough lately. :)

:bitchslap

oohhh yeahhh I like it.... now spank me baby :moon:

Newton

10-19-2005, 01:14 PM

Congratulations NickPapageorgio :) You have won a lush Oprano Cap .. Please pm your shipping details to MorganGrayson who will get one in the post for you ;)

PornoDoggy

10-19-2005, 01:16 PM

Congrats, NickP! (but I'd demand a regular hat, not the ones for lushes)

NickPapageorgio

10-19-2005, 01:17 PM

Congratulations NickPapageorgio :) You have won a lush Oprano Cap .. Please pm your shipping details to MorganGrayson who will get one in the post for you ;)

haha nice nice. Thanks Oprano...PMing my details now.

(By giving my mailing address, I am not granting the right to send me mail offers!! I do not need any fake rolexes or cookbooks!!! lmao..)

NickPapageorgio

10-19-2005, 01:17 PM

Congrats, NickP! (but I'd demand a regular hat, not the ones for lushes)

Nah...I'll take the lush one. (It'll match my new avatar :yowsa: )