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Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 03:22 PM
So if a hockey game starts at 7pm.

What time will I be leaving the building?

9?
9.30?
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 03:29 PM
I know I'm a moron...<<<


Admitting it is the first step towards the cure. Bless you, my son :bustingup
MorganGrayson
10-16-2005, 03:35 PM
Well, Nick...you threw the pitch into the strike zone and over the left field fence it went.

Perhaps "A Question for Hockey Fans" would have been a better subject line. :)


Edited: Diction Nazi thanks Queen Bitch. :okthumb:
PornoDoggy
10-16-2005, 03:37 PM
I know I'm a moron...<<<


Admitting it is the first step towards the cure. Bless you, my son :bustingup
Fuckin' bitch stole my line ...
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 03:40 PM
about 9:30
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 03:42 PM
Fuckin' bitch stole my line ...

Smile when you say that doggybreath :1spank:
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 03:45 PM
I'm going to be very miffed if I don't get a point for my post.
PornoDoggy
10-16-2005, 03:47 PM
:finger011
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 03:49 PM
:finger011

:eatme:
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 03:54 PM
:eatme:

Oops, so sorry, that was supposed to be for Tude...only 19 more hours to go lol
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 03:58 PM
Oops, so sorry, that was supposed to be for Tude...only 19 more hours to go lol

I would guess its quite a meal...

:)
MorganGrayson
10-16-2005, 03:59 PM
Oh, shit.....



I wish to publicly disassociate myself from this thread and the nuclear fallout.



I suggest others do the same....



*running like hell*
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 04:01 PM
That's right, you fucking fake brit...don't even thank me for actually answering your ingenious inquiry

:blowup01:
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 04:02 PM
That's right, you fucking fake brit...don't even thank me for actually answering your ingenious inquiry

:blowup01:



Shouldn't you be out getting some tartar sauce for the poor man?

;-)))
Trev
10-16-2005, 04:02 PM
QB are you really 75?
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 04:03 PM
QB are you really 75?

yes 75 inches fully dilated :)
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 04:03 PM
QB are you really 75?

Ask Tude LOL
Tude
10-16-2005, 04:04 PM
I would guess its quite a meal...

:)

When properly prepared, it's good and good for you! :okthumb:
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 04:04 PM
I have to go shopping ...I really would like someone to tell me the answer to my question though ...

:(
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 04:06 PM
When properly prepared, it's good and good for you! :okthumb:

Preparation is the key.

I hear rolling her in flour helps to locate it.

:)



ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah

ahahahahahaha ok...I nearly want to apologise for that...

nearly...

;-)))

You drew first blood!!!
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 04:07 PM
yes 75 inches fully dilated :)

Cmon, Twinkletoes, you can do better than that!
:yawn:
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 04:08 PM
about 9:30

Ummm, what part of 9:30 didn't you catch the first time, dickwad?

:mad:
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 04:11 PM
The day my pussy's as loose as Nick's ass, I'll have surgery. But I'd imagine I have at least 45 inches to go yet.
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 04:21 PM
This thread will continue when Nick returns from the ER..he's having my boot surgically removed from his ass.

Better be in good shape, too...those were expensive :P
MorganGrayson
10-16-2005, 04:27 PM
*zipping back in*

Hi, Tude!!!!! :waving:
Tude
10-16-2005, 04:41 PM
*zipping back in*

Hi, Tude!!!!! :waving:

Hi Morgan! Good to see you. Careful with all that zipping and unzipping!
MorganGrayson
10-16-2005, 05:06 PM
Hi Morgan! Good to see you. Careful with all that zipping and unzipping!

*thoughtfull*

Actually...I think I could use the practice....
Queen Bitch
10-16-2005, 05:42 PM
Knew I shouldn't have sent her that picture of him...lolol
MorganGrayson
10-16-2005, 06:00 PM
Knew I shouldn't have sent her that picture of him...lolol

Now, hold on a minute here, QB! :)

I happen to have a "college boy" who's been so busy with his homework that there hasn't been any...um..."zipping"...no, that's got the wrong connotation...um...hell, the man's doing his homework right now. He's swearing at quadratic equations.

*sigh*
The good news is: next class, he'll be a sophomore. The bad news is: his next class is "Religion." I've already extracted the promise that I will never, ever, EVER have to listen to "what I learned in school today." (I threatened anatomical parts.)

Tude is damned tasty looking, though! :okthumb:
TheEnforcer
10-16-2005, 07:08 PM
I looked it up on google and the average NHL hockey game lasted 2 hours and 19 minutes so you should be on your way out the door somewhere between 9:10 and 9:30 pm.

http://www.nhl.com/nhlhq/cba/relaunch_faqs072205.html

Is there not concern that with the expanded overtime format, games will run too long?

No. With the addition of the tag-up rule, history suggests that our games will be quicker. When the League first introduced the tag-up rule in 1986-87, the average length of our games dropped by seven minutes from two hours and 36 minutes in 1985-86 to two hours and 29 minutes in 1986-87. Our average length of game in 2003-04 was two hours and 19 minutes. So we do not expect games to run longer.
TheEnforcer
10-16-2005, 07:11 PM
If there is overtime, a lot of stoppages, or a long fight then maybe between 9:45 and 10:00 or so.
Peaches
10-16-2005, 07:13 PM
So if a hockey game starts at 7pm.

What time will I be leaving the building?

9?
9.30?
If you're with me, 7:05 :)
Steady
10-16-2005, 07:23 PM
If there is overtime, a lot of stoppages, or a long fight then maybe between 9:45 and 10:00 or so.


Keep in mind...traffic.
Trev
10-16-2005, 07:27 PM
This is the first thread I know of, that went off topic from the get go, then actually got back on track. :okthumb: