Favorite quotes...

[NickPapageorgio]

I got one that my pappy used to say. I am pretty sure it's just a variation of another but it goes on to say:

"Son, you can spit shine a turd all day, but when the day is over, all you really got is a rag that smells like shit."

Damn I love that one. :) So true too in SO many cases. What'r yur favorites?

[JoesHO]

yep no matter how many times you here the rock is pretty and shiney, it is still just a rock.

[Newton]

Its always business hours somewhere on the planet

[helix]

I always liked this one
"I'm busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"

[Bhelliom]

Never strive to be irreplaceable in your job. If you can't be replaced you also can't be promoted.

[Steady]

My Dad had two quotes, I will neverf forget.

One late night my Dad and I got home and I was trying to put the key in the key hole of the door.

It was dark and I could not fine the hole. My Dad said:

"Son if you can't find the whole, put a little hair around it". :)


Another famous quote from my Dad was;

If the item does not have a price...it's free! :)


I loved my Dad. He always felt that humor is the best means of laughter. :)

[Nickatilynx]

yep no matter how many times you here the rock is pretty and shiney, it is still just a rock.

tell that to deBeers!!! ;-)))

I do like this one...

""if we are in the same building and you see me start running for the door, dont ask me why I am running, just take off and sprint like hell, I will tell you when we get out of the building""

[Trev]

Even if they have proof - deny it!

[Trev]

Lend money from pessimist's - they don't expect to get it back.

[JoesHO]

This thread is uselss without Serge! he is the master quoter .

[Toni]

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

[Red]

I have a few that I really like

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.

[SykkBoy]

To err is human, to repeat is stupid

[Steady]

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

[Vick]

If you took my 4 favorite quotes and put them together.........


..... you'd have a gallon

[Dravyk]

The Chinese have the same word in their language for both crisis and opportunity.

[PornoDoggy]

What - me worry?

[domtheboy]

Never argue with idiots - from a distance, people can't tell who is who.

[mikeyddddd]

My grandpa always told me "If you can't be good, be sanitary."

[NickPapageorgio]

My grandpa always told me "If you can't be good, be sanitary."

lol...I always tell my son, "Cleanliness is next to godliness son...and I don't believe in god...so that only leaves one thing. Clean yur fuckin room!!" :yowsa:

[Trev]

lol...I always tell my son, "Cleanliness is next to godliness son...and I don't believe in god...so that only leaves one thing. Clean yur fuckin room!!" :yowsa:
I've got so much to look forward to :okthumb:

[Evil Chris]

Good fences make good neighbours.

[JoesHO]

Good fences make good neighbours.

I always though good fences made art dealers richer ???? hmmm

[brand0n]

i wouldnt be part of a club that would have me as a member

[Grump]

Lots of favorite quotes, but Toni's avatar made me laugh today.

[PornoDoggy]

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

Mark Twain