Nick, are you hosting this joint on Servint or what??

[Queen Bitch]

This board is slower than sludge running uphill today! I know it's not me cause Tude's saying the same thing.

[Tude]

Yepper, cable and it's acting like a dial-up.

[Newton]

Very slow from the UK .. Miami seems to be the turd in the pool ..

12 195.66.226.167 (195.66.226.167) 18.033 ms 16.920 ms 17.952 ms
13 skyonline.pos5-3.cr01.mia02.pccwbtn.net (63.218.113.18) 130.094 ms 127.555 ms 126.851 ms
14 200.105.0.122 (200.105.0.122) 173.671 ms 174.878 ms 174.384 ms
15 200.105.32.50 (200.105.32.50) 207.653 ms 205.924 ms 203.959 ms
16 alcatel1.koabyhosting.com (64.214.202.238) 206.431 ms 206.197 ms 205.928 ms
17 oprano.com (207.218.159.187) 205.853 ms 205.223 ms 207.157 ms

19 packets transmitted, 17 received, 10% packet loss, time 18019ms
rtt min/avg/max/mdev = 204.845/209.947/227.969/6.131 ms

[Technick]

It's working just fine here in California, which makes me think it is some kind of a issue with one of the carriers big pipes. In which case there is little we can do but hope their engineers work quickly.

I have contacted Inabon and he is looking into it at his end so hopefully we can get some better idea of what is going on.

[helix]

Very slow for me in Michigan as well.

[Inabon]

ok i am getting reports from our isp bgp kicked in there is a routing issue with gblx. i will keep you guys posted international is slow but we are getting there.


and no Bitch (hahaha i can say it without getting anyone pissed) not servint. looking in to the issue now. very different from no name hosts.

michigan mmm ok i will look in to it. only getting that report form west coast east coast is not calling :)

[Newton]

Thanks guys :)

[gonzo]

When did Servint become a noname host?

[Inabon]

sorry i meant to say no main guy looking at a board and responding.

[pushpills]

yep, been very slow too here boys.

let us not forget the business part.

[Steady]

It so nice we had this time together....Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

[Hell Puppy]

Couldn't connect at all earlier. Now it's loading in Atlanta but dog slow.

[Queen Bitch]

Oprano:

People fast, board slow

Ebay:

Board fast, people slow :)

Guess where I'm still posting.

It's improved a bit, but it's still much slower than usual. I find it hard to believe that I'm being routed through Michigan, I'll have to do a traceroute and see.

Inabon :P

[Queen Bitch]

I guess I can't do a traceroute from here..it's timing out on all hops, but here's the results of the ping:


Pinging oprano.com [207.218.159.187] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=134ms TTL=49
Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=191ms TTL=49
Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=103ms TTL=49
Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=108ms TTL=49
Ping statistics for 207.218.159.187:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 103ms, Maximum = 191ms, Average = 134ms

About double my ping of yahool.

[Inabon]

I guess I can't do a traceroute from here..it's timing out on all hops, but here's the results of the ping:


Pinging oprano.com [207.218.159.187] with 32 bytes of data:
Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=134ms TTL=49
Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=191ms TTL=49
Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=103ms TTL=49
Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=108ms TTL=49
Ping statistics for 207.218.159.187:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 103ms, Maximum = 191ms, Average = 134ms

About double my ping of yahool.

well it is not bad considering it is not in USA... 0 packet loss is good on that ping. times are ok some high some low we had a port problem but if it is timing out on your tracer there may be routing issues beyond our reach. we should be ok now and better in the morning GBLX has been notified.

[sarettah]

Still loading slow from the Midwest, not as slow as last night, but still not back to normal.

Tracing route to oprano.com [207.218.159.187]

over a maximum of 30 hops:



1 1 ms 1 ms 1 ms 192.168.1.1
2 12 ms 11 ms 12 ms adsl-66-140-68-102.dsl.kscymo.swbell.net [66.140.68.102]
3 13 ms 13 ms 13 ms dist2-vlan50.ksc2mo.sbcglobal.net [151.164.29.67]
4 12 ms 12 ms 12 ms bb2-g8-3-0.ksc2mo.sbcglobal.net [151.164.29.246]
5 13 ms 13 ms 13 ms core2-p6-0.crkcmo.sbcglobal.net [151.164.188.66]
6 21 ms 21 ms 22 ms core2-p3-0.crdltx.sbcglobal.net [151.164.240.109]
7 23 ms 22 ms 23 ms bb1-p3-0.dllstx.sbcglobal.net [151.164.42.181]
8 23 ms 22 ms 22 ms bb2-p10-0.dllstx.sbcglobal.net [151.164.40.210]
9 23 ms 23 ms 24 ms ex2-p2-0.eqdltx.sbcglobal.net [151.164.240.225]
10 24 ms 23 ms 23 ms asn3491-btn.eqdltx.sbcglobal.net [151.164.249.46]
11 53 ms 52 ms 53 ms pos5-1.cr01.mia02.pccwbtn.net [63.218.112.81]
12 67 ms 69 ms 68 ms skyonline.pos5-3.cr01.mia02.pccwbtn.net [63.218.113.18]
13 116 ms 116 ms 118 ms 200.105.0.122
14 111 ms 113 ms 111 ms 200.105.32.50
15 116 ms 111 ms 112 ms alcatel1.koabyhosting.com [64.214.202.238]
16 112 ms 113 ms 112 ms oprano.com [207.218.159.187]

[Trev]

ping oprano.com

Pinging oprano.com [207.218.159.187] with 32 bytes of data:

Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=279ms TTL=34
Reply from 207.218.159.187: bytes=32 time=279ms TTL=34
Request timed out.
Request timed out.

Ping statistics for 207.218.159.187:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 2, Lost = 2 (50% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 279ms, Maximum = 279ms, Average = 279ms



Slow as buggery here in the UK, if the page loads at all. :(

[Red]

It's slower here today that it was yesterday for me.
(west coast of FL)

[Nickatilynx]

Same here.


Inabon , Is Nickatilynx gonna have to choke a bitch?

[NickPapageorgio]

Same here.


Inabon , Is Nickatilynx gonna have to choke a bitch?

You make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

[Mike AI]

This board is slower than sludge running uphill today! I know it's not me cause Tude's saying the same thing.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl: :yowsa:

Time for a real host!!


:clapping:

[Nickatilynx]

Inabon , you better thank NickP.





For those that didn't watch Dave Chapelle....click here..

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/videos/season_2/index.jhtml

then click on "Wayne Brady"

:)

[Nickatilynx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl: :yowsa:

Time for a real host!!


:clapping:

Thanks for your suugestion Mike.

But Inabon's a mate. I'll stay here for the time being.

[Timon]

Nick - did you give Tukhman a job in your data center? ;-)

[Mike AI]

Nick - did you give Tukhman a job in your data center? ;-)

:yowsa:

HAHAHAHA

Nick, I respect your loyalty it is one of your better qualities.

You need to get your latin american friends to stop eating the power supply for the servers!!

http://www.invasivespeciesinfo.gov/profiles/images/nutria.jpg

Bigger wheels, and more Coypu running!!

[Nickatilynx]

LOL, Mike.

Timon , what happens in the datacenter stays in the datacentre!!! ;-))

Wonder where Tukman is now...

[Timon]

Wonder where Tukman is now...

I hear he is working his way through high school as a pizza delivery boy ;)

[Inabon]

OK OK all fixed it took us a bit longer than usual but a lot less longer than rebuilding new orleans.

freaky shit amazing what a port configuration can do..

anyways all good now

enjoy.

[Inabon]

ohh yeah now no one posts saying its all good GRRRRR

going to go drink some beer and curse all you jajajaja

joking

[Inabon]

Same here.


Inabon , Is Nickatilynx gonna have to choke a bitch?

depends on what bitch :)

all fixed

[Nickatilynx]

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lippy once its fixed I see!!

;-)))

[Timon]

ohh yeah now no one posts saying its all good GRRRRR


Wow first it was down, slow, down, slow, down and now it's up again... well done ;)

[Nickatilynx]

Wow first it was down, slow, down, slow, down and now it's up again... well done ;)

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah Inabon ...

well fucking done!!!!!

It ONLY took fucking 18 hours!!!!

Do you have any idea what I have been known to do to technick if the servers that actually earned me money so much as fart???? ;-)))

Please do not mistake kindness for weakness....... ;-)))

[Inabon]

Wow first it was down, slow, down, slow, down and now it's up again... well done ;)

LOL sounds like sex with a beautiful woman... down slow slow down up up up up i am done jaja

[Inabon]

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah Inabon ...

well fucking done!!!!!

It ONLY took fucking 18 hours!!!!

Do you have any idea what I have been known to do to technick if the servers that actually earned me money so much as fart???? ;-)))

Please do not mistake kindness for weakness....... ;-)))


yeah i know that story ... like the one where the customer is on the phone and cocking a gun.

[voodooman]

Nick - did you give Tukhman a job in your data center? ;-)

hahahaha, thats hillarious.

I think he is a car salesman in NJ.

[Nickatilynx]

yeah i know that story ... like the one where the customer is on the phone and cocking a gun.

ahahahahahahahaha

So Anthony DID give you a ring?

[MorganGrayson]

ahahahahahahahaha

So Anthony DID give you a ring?

C'mon...you're ruining my image of Anthony, here.

I picture Ant doing the *tap, tap, tap* on the side of somebody's neck with the silencer attached to the gun barrel and saying softly "do I now have your attention?" :okthumb:

[voodooman]

Anthony is a puppy dog.

:whistling

[Inabon]

ahahahahahahahaha

So Anthony DID give you a ring?

Nop weird.

[Timon]

I picture Ant doing the *tap, tap, tap* on the side of somebody's neck with the silencer attached to the gun barrel and saying softly "do I now have your attention?" :okthumb:

I picture someone doing a futile *tap, tap, tap* on Anthony hoping he won't get his leg ripped off ;)

[Trev]

Running sweeeeet here now. :D


WTG Inabon - You da man!!! :okthumb: :okthumb: :okthumb:
























Inabon,

Just send the money to my usual paypal ;)

[MorganGrayson]

I picture someone doing a futile *tap, tap, tap* on Anthony hoping he won't get his leg ripped off ;)

While pleading, whining, talking about an imaginary family that depends on his income...then taking a look at Anthony's face and voiding his bladder.

I wonder if they've ever considered a Philappino James Bond?

[Inabon]

Running sweeeeet here now. :D


WTG Inabon - You da man!!! :okthumb: :okthumb: :okthumb:























Inabon,

Just send the money to my usual paypal ;)

:lmao1: will do but you did take a bit longer than what I am paying you for.

[Mike AI]

Wow first it was down, slow, down, slow, down and now it's up again... well done ;)



:rolleyes:

[Red]

Running great now.
Good job Inabon. :okthumb:

[Inabon]

Running great now.
Good job Inabon. :okthumb:

THANKS :)

[Inabon]

:rolleyes:


yeah we killed the rats that were eating oprano box patch cord :)

we will have a good picnic now in the back of the datacenter with beer and patch cord eating rats.

:)

[Mike AI]

yeah we killed the rats that were eating oprano box patch cord :)

we will have a good picnic now in the back of the datacenter with beer and patch cord eating rats.

:)

They are not rats, they are nutria!! I have eaten them before, and they are not bad. The fur is nice as well.

[Inabon]

They are not rats, they are nutria!! I have eaten them before, and they are not bad. The fur is nice as well.

haha those nutrias are not down here man

i am telling you we killed 3 big fat rats like the ones you see in the states probably left over from the US base remember thats were we are however i am taking your approach and moving to a building downtown :)

[Trev]

:lmao1: will do but you did take a bit longer than what I am paying you for.
You got what you're paying for, rapid response is extra. ;)

[Queen Bitch]

All is well today, must have been a hiccup. :)

[brand0n]

ping!