View Full Version : James Bond's a fucking scouser!!!
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 01:02 PM
I mean..wtf!?!?!?!?!?!
A scouser???
James Bond is suave and sophisticated...a scouser isn't
English actor Daniel Craig has been unveiled as the new James Bond, the film franchise's backers announced today.
Craig, 37, who starred in the 2004 gangster film Layer Cake, will replace Pierce Brosnan to become the sixth official Bond and the first blond actor to play the part. Craig had been the favourite to take the part from a list of contenders including Clive Owen, Jude Law, Hugh Jackman and former Bond Pierce Brosnan.
Newton
10-14-2005, 01:05 PM
Hide your tv's and lock up the motas's :)
domtheboy
10-14-2005, 01:05 PM
A drink Mr Bond ?
Diamond White cider, shaken not stirred, and gimme all the money in the till while yer at it...
pushpills
10-14-2005, 01:06 PM
I thought brosnan was a great bond....
http://www.torontoist.com/attachments/sarah/Daniel_Craig_in-Layer_Cake-image.jpg
I dunno about this guy.....
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 01:07 PM
A drink Mr Bond ?
Diamond White cider, and gimme all the money in the till while yer at it...
Yeah not need to get him an Aston Martin he'll just nick a hot hatch whenever he needs a ride back to the estate.
Newton
10-14-2005, 01:09 PM
Eed suck der sweat from a dockers armpit
A drink Mr Bond ?
Diamond White cider, shaken not stirred, and gimme all the money in the till while yer at it...
You forgot to add "our kid" to the end. :)
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38983000/jpg/_38983503_scousetrio203.jpg
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 01:11 PM
In my pre-web life I knew Bill Cartlidge quite well.
Better known for producing "Educating Rita" he was also an Assoc Producer of some of the Bond movies.Dunno if he still is.
But he told me once the only one that was any good was Connery.And that when he pulled a gun on you , you thought he would kill ya.When Roger Moore did you thought a flag would come out saying "bang" lol
Inabon
10-14-2005, 01:13 PM
he aint no bond thats for sure he is more like a beat up bond or stunt double.
movie will suck
domtheboy
10-14-2005, 01:14 PM
Yeah not need to get him an Aston Martin he'll just nick a hot hatch whenever he needs a ride back to the estate.
Bond: This looks intriguing Q, what is it ?
Q: Now pay attention 007, this is the latest in automotive technology, the Ford Fiesta XR2. It comes equipped with all the necessary gadgets, a glovebox big enough to hide your sawn off and your balaclava (for Post Office missions), a button that when pressed sprays an oil slick to rid you of pesky police tails, and we've kept that thing that made the last one you had go invisible - where you're going to be parking it you'll need it.
Bond: Ingenius !
he aint no bond thats for sure he is more like a beat up bond or stunt double.
movie will suck
No change there then, the last 6 all sucked dogs nads...
domtheboy
10-14-2005, 01:16 PM
beat up bond
Quality, I like it :wnw:
Inabon, surely this is an opportunity to push minibon forward for a role as chief villain of the piece ?
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 01:18 PM
he aint no bond thats for sure he is more like a beat up bond or stunt double.
movie will suck
Thank you for posting , Barry Norman LOL
Anthony
10-14-2005, 01:20 PM
I thought brosnan was a great bond....
http://www.torontoist.com/attachments/sarah/Daniel_Craig_in-Layer_Cake-image.jpg
I dunno about this guy.....
I thought he was great in Tomb Raider.
Newton
10-14-2005, 01:21 PM
So you'd like a more attractive bond then Inabon? :)
Inabon
10-14-2005, 01:22 PM
Thank you for posting , Barry Norman LOL
hey it is every ugly manīs right to say fuck that :)
Newton
10-14-2005, 01:23 PM
You forgot to add "our kid" to the end. :)
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38983000/jpg/_38983503_scousetrio203.jpg
Holy fuck its Bazza, Gazza and Tel lol
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 01:23 PM
Bond: This looks intriguing Q, what is it ?
Q: Now pay attention 007, this is the latest in automotive technology, the Ford Fiesta XR2. It comes equipped with all the necessary gadgets, a glovebox big enough to hide your sawn off and your balaclava (for Post Office missions), a button that when pressed sprays an oil slick to rid you of pesky police tails, and we've kept that thing that made the last one you had go invisible - where you're going to be parking it you'll need it.
Bond: Ingenius !
LOL
"I wanted a cossie!!"
Inabon
10-14-2005, 01:23 PM
So you'd like a more attractive bond then Inabon? :)
well put it this way he is an average shmock with a beat up face LOL
Thank you for posting , Barry Norman LOL
Jonathan Ross (Woss) does it now. :(
Newton
10-14-2005, 01:25 PM
James Bond needs a 'trackie'
domtheboy
10-14-2005, 01:27 PM
This thread could just run and run and run...
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 01:29 PM
This thread could just run and run and run...
Like a scouser with a car steroe under each arm
This thread could just run and run and run...
Are you calling this thread a scouse on skank?
Like a scouser with a car steroe under each arm
hahahah
Posting at the same time. :D
Newton
10-14-2005, 01:30 PM
well put it this way he is an average shmock with a beat up face LOL
Ah come on .. he may get a few good scouse lines in the movie and admittedly he is a tad betan up, there again minibon ain't pretty but no-one would do this phrase justice like minibon .. "Boss .. the plane .. the plane" lol
domtheboy
10-14-2005, 01:34 PM
Like a scouser with a car steroe under each arm
ahahahahaha it's funny cos its true
TheEnforcer
10-14-2005, 01:43 PM
I mean..wtf!?!?!?!?!?!
A scouser???
James Bond is suave and sophisticated...a scouser isn't
English actor Daniel Craig has been unveiled as the new James Bond, the film franchise's backers announced today.
Craig, 37, who starred in the 2004 gangster film Layer Cake, will replace Pierce Brosnan to become the sixth official Bond and the first blond actor to play the part. Craig had been the favourite to take the part from a list of contenders including Clive Owen, Jude Law, Hugh Jackman and former Bond Pierce Brosnan.
The ONLY person from that list that looks suave, sophisticated, and can still be a tough guy is Brosnan. That they were considering Jude Law scares the shit out of me. I can't imagine having a more pussified James Bond that having him be the lead!
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 01:47 PM
The ONLY person from that list that looks suave, sophisticated, and can still be a tough guy is Brosnan. That they were considering Jude Law scares the shit out of me. I can't imagine having a more pussified James Bond that having him be the lead!
You feel threatened by him don't you ?
He stirs feeling in you that makes you want "man love"
:)
I know if I got in a row with him I'd look him right in the eye and say "I don't know whether to fight you or fuck you.Fuck it , I'll do both"
;-)))
Newton
10-14-2005, 01:47 PM
Ok from an American point of view and this is a general question to all .. Does Brosnan typify the best example of James Bond?
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 02:00 PM
Ok from an American point of view and this is a general question to all .. Does Brosnan typify the best example of James Bond?
And here is what the above post says with the hidden writing showing
OK from an American point of view you people being a naive childlike race and this is a general question to all you slightly bewildered poorly educated people with no idea of anything outside your own boundaries....Does Brosnan typify the best example of James Bond? I bet it does because half of you morons will claim to be of Irish birth or funnier still "Scotch/Irish" , whatever the fuck that is , without ever being nearer to Ireland than Cleveland
Yes , I am cunty today!!! I have to go to a stupid exhibition with the wife today. That makes me cunty.
:)
Newton
10-14-2005, 02:02 PM
I have RSI ..
Anthony
10-14-2005, 02:32 PM
And here is what the above post says with the hidden writing showing
OK from an American point of view you people being a naive childlike race and this is a general question to all you slightly bewildered poorly educated people with no idea of anything outside your own boundaries....Does Brosnan typify the best example of James Bond? I bet it does because half of you morons will claim to be of Irish birth or funnier still "Scotch/Irish" , whatever the fuck that is , without ever being nearer to Ireland than Cleveland
Yes , I am cunty today!!! I have to go to a stupid exhibition with the wife today. That makes me cunty.
:)
ahahahahahahahahahahah
Channel that cuntiness at the show and be really into it. Asking questions about color and dimension.
It will make it a better experience.
TheEnforcer
10-14-2005, 02:36 PM
Ok from an American point of view and this is a general question to all .. Does Brosnan typify the best example of James Bond?
No, Brosnan is third best IMHO. Connery first with Roger Moore a very close second and Brosnan third.
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 02:47 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahah
Channel that cuntiness at the show and be really into it. Asking questions about color and dimension.
It will make it a better experience.
It was a "stall and prevaricate" manoevre.
"We really need to do this , we really need to do that to the house"...she says.
Quick as a flash I retort with..
"hmmm before we spend huge amounts of $$$ fixing the place right up we should wait til there is one of those home exhibition shows , go to that retain a designer..yada yada yada..."
"Oh good idea"
Well the fucking show is here!!! LOL FUCK!!!!
Got out of yesterday by claiming it was merely a "media day" LOL
Today.??...ran out of excuses. :(
In the old days I would have got showered dressed ready to go and then have the famous "server down call" and off to Glowbal to get pissed up LOL:)
domtheboy
10-14-2005, 02:52 PM
The server down call....along with the Spampig truly mother nature's greatest invention...
Or are they gifts from God reverend ? :rofl:
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 02:55 PM
The server down call....along with the Spampig truly mother nature's greatest invention...
Or are they gifts from God reverend ? :rofl:
Bless you my son :)
My real fear is I am gonna go there and get right into to picking colour schemes and fabrics :(
I probably will too (sigh)
Already my cuntiness is subsiding. LOL
Dravyk
10-14-2005, 03:12 PM
Aw, fuck!
This is the new Bond???
http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,432712,00.jpg
What were they doing during casting?
Drinking absinthe?! Did the green fairy tell them to do it?! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif
Aw, fuck!
This is the new Bond???
http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,432712,00.jpg
What were they doing during casting?
Drinking absinthe?! Did the green fairy tell them to do it?! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif
He'll have gotten them all shitfaced on some purely belter skank. ;)
No, Brosnan is third best IMHO. Connery first with Roger Moore a very close second and Brosnan third.
No offense TE, but no way.
Bond has to have enormous sex appeal among everything else. Connery was the epitome. Roger Moore never came close. Bronson is the only Bond that came close to Connery. And Dainiel Craig...Oh please. Not sexy in the least and he's fucking BLONDE for fuck's sake. James Bond can't be blonde. Ian Flemming must be rolling over in his grave.
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 05:11 PM
No offense TE, but no way.
Bond has to have enormous sex appeal among everything else. Connery was the epitome. Roger Moore never came close. Bronson is the only Bond that came close to Connery. And Dainiel Craig...Oh please. Not sexy in the least and he's fucking BLONDE for fuck's sake. James Bond can't be blonde. Ian Flemming must be rolling over in his grave.
Exactly...Blonde...naww...
Plus , according to Fleming , Bond , was a pschopathetic killer whose talents were harnessed for The Brit gov't. He likes killing
And he claimed it was based on a real person.
I believe Fleming was a spymaster back in WW2.
Not sexy in the least and he's fucking BLONDE for fuck's sake. James Bond can't be blonde. Ian Flemming must be rolling over in his grave.
Exactly! :okthumb: :wnw:
It's always written: Tall, dark and mysterious.
Not: Medium'ish, blonde and a mischievous.
:blink:
Newton
10-14-2005, 05:22 PM
http://www.sis.gov.uk/output/Page79.html
James Bond, as Ian Fleming originally conceived him was based on reality. But any author needs to inject a level of glamour and excitement beyond reality in order to sell. By the time the filmmakers focused on Bond the gap between truth and fiction had already widened. Nevertheless, staff who join SIS can look forward to a career that will have moments when the gap narrows just a little and the certainty of a stimulating and rewarding career which, like Bond's, will be in the service of their country...
http://www.sis.gov.uk/output/Page79.html
The SIS has a website... doesn't that kind of defeat the object. :blink:
Newton
10-14-2005, 05:32 PM
Opened just recently as they are looking for people to employ .. its always been 'that' building on the river :)
Opened just recently as they are looking for people to employ .. its always been 'that' building on the river :)
Surely if they're the "Intelligence Service" they'll know who they're going to hire before those people do... :blink:
Newton
10-14-2005, 06:04 PM
Surely if they're the "Intelligence Service" they'll know who they're going to hire before those people do... :blink:
No mate you are thinking of mystic meg and her lottery suggestions ;)
No mate you are thinking of mystic meg and her lottery suggestions ;)
Ah yes, Septic peg... ;)
Queen Bitch
10-14-2005, 07:08 PM
WTF is a scouser?
Anthony
10-14-2005, 09:56 PM
WTF is a scouser?
Look between your legs.
:)
Queen Bitch
10-15-2005, 12:06 AM
Tude is a scouser????????
Timon
10-15-2005, 01:42 AM
http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,432712,00.jpg
"oh no... he's not going to be a good bond because he's not pretty enough..."
You're all a bunch of fags....
Anthony
10-15-2005, 02:00 AM
"oh no... he's not going to be a good bond because he's not pretty enough..."
You're all a bunch of fags....
I've missed you.
*Kiss*
Timon
10-15-2005, 04:11 AM
*Kiss* right back atcha you big juicy chunk of prime Asian man beef ;-)
MorganGrayson
10-15-2005, 01:30 PM
*sad sigh*
The announcement of the "new Bond" caused a certain difficulty in my house. My husband was a fan of the books. He still has the paperbacks, lovingly preserved, "grab in case of fire" stuff. (President Kennedy was a fan, thus ensuring Fleming's US sales.) Sean Connery was James Bond. In his movies, he did "spy stuff."
Roger Moore was never James Bond. Moore, who so rocked in "The Saint," was a walking excuse for outlandish plots, special effects and storylines that stretched crediblity until it was way past the snapping point.
George Lazenby, in his one appearance, was decent. He got to marry the gorgeous Diana Rigg, the late Mrs. Bond.
I liked Timothy Dalton a lot, because he did look like he'd kill a person and enjoy doing so.
I didn't like Pierce Brosnon. The PC people had hit the scripts; he always looked like a smart ass; the feel was all wrong. Many nice things can be said about Halle Berry...but I still think Ursula Andress knocks her over the left field fence.
The blonde guy? *sigh* Well, we'll end up owning his movie because my husband will want his collection to be complete...but geeze....
Timon
10-15-2005, 01:36 PM
He's going to be the Ron Jeremy of Bond movies, he's going to give every ugly guy the hope of one day making it with a Bond girl ;)
He's my hero already :okthumb:
Nickatilynx
10-15-2005, 01:38 PM
I think if you study spys...
Most look like Dravyk.
Timon
10-15-2005, 01:44 PM
I think if you study spys...
Most look like Dravyk.
And Nick.... definitely not Pierce Brosnan ;)
Nickatilynx
10-15-2005, 01:44 PM
And Nick.... definitely not Pierce Brosnan ;)
Nope...LOL
George Lazenby, in his one appearance, was decent. He got to marry the gorgeous Diana Rigg, the late Mrs. Bond.
Ah yes, the forgotten Bond and the story line that nearly ended the run of films. It's a bloody good job they killed Mrs Bond in the end.
Nickatilynx
10-15-2005, 03:13 PM
David Niven is the one most often forgetten...
and if you like "Hollywood Era" biographies his books "Bring on the Empty Horses" and "The moons a balloon" are must reads :)
David Niven is the one most forget...
I've never seen David Niven as Bond, that'll be worth digging around looking for, as he was an actor with class.
MorganGrayson
10-15-2005, 03:40 PM
David Niven is the one most often forgetten...
and if you like "Hollywood Era" biographies his books "Bring on the Empty Horses" and "The moons a balloon" are must reads :)
I've never seen David Niven as James Bond, either, but I definitely will search for it, as I can't bear an incomplete collection.
Another nearly totally forgotten James Bond was the *first* James Bond in the television production of "Casino Royale." Peter Lorre played the villian, La Sheef. Linda Christian, the very first "Bond girl" played Valerie Mathis.
20 Oprano points to whomever is the first to post the name of the actor that played James Bond.
(I have the VHS tape right here and unfortunately there is no date on it so I can't tell you what year the television production played, but it is safe to assume it was in the "way back.")
JoesHO
10-15-2005, 04:17 PM
Brits are all HOMOS anyway so what is the big deal, this one is just an ugly HOMO.
Newton
10-15-2005, 06:28 PM
Brits are all HOMOS anyway so what is the big deal, this one is just an ugly HOMO.
Joe don't be bitter as all the Brits turned you down :burn:
You'd make a great 'head of spectre' stroking a white pussy ;)
Joe don't be bitter as all the Brits turned you down :burn:
You'd make a great 'head of spectre' stroking a white pussy ;)
I was thinking of a well fed dancing Smeagol myself.
my-precious.wmv (http://www.deepanal.net/my-precious.wmv)
Dravyk
10-16-2005, 04:24 AM
IMHO, Connery is number one. Brosnan is a very strong second actually. Dalton is a distant third (for the same reason mentioned, he looked like he could easily kill people).
Roger Moore totally blew chunks as Bond! He turned it into a satire. And he was well-past his prime. Moore will always be Simon Templar though.
I think if you study spys...Most look like Dravyk.Not exactly but closer to me than those mentioned.
The perfect spy, according to the experts, is someone with almost no stand out features, and very average. Somone who can be totally forgetable and who can easily change features with makeup and disguises. In the "Anglo" world, that would be an person of average height, average build, average complextion, who looks to be of no definitely nationality, with either dirty blonde or mousy brown hair, either brown or dull grey eyes. Some one who can buy a newspaper at a convenience store and the clerk can't remember the person an hour later.
IMHO, Connery is number one. Brosnan is a very strong second actually. Dalton is a distant third (for the same reason mentioned, he looked like he could easily kill people).
Roger Moore totally blew chunks as Bond! He turned it into a satire. And he was well-past his prime. Moore will always be Simon Templar though.
Not exactly but closer to me than those mentioned.
The perfect spy, according to the experts, is someone with almost no stand out features, and very average. Somone who can be totally forgetable and who can easily change features with makeup and disguises. In the "Anglo" world, that would be an person of average height, average build, average complextion, who looks to be of no definitely nationality, with either dirty blonde or mousy brown hair, either brown or dull grey eyes. Some one who can buy a newspaper at a convenience store and the clerk can't remember the person an hour later.
Come on, just say it.... They look like JR because he looks like Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) :p
Timon
10-16-2005, 12:25 PM
Brits are all HOMOS anyway
I'd like to see you repeat that to a band of drunk Liverpool supporters.
I'd like to see you repeat that to a band of drunk Liverpool supporters.
If you'd said Millwall fans you would have had a point, Liverpool fans are homos though. ;)
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 12:34 PM
If you'd said Millwall fans you would have had a point, Liverpool fans are homos though. ;)
That is true , same as both the SFC fans :)
That is true , same as both the SFC fans :)
That's why we were limited to only 2,000 away fans for 5 years. ;)
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 12:38 PM
All these fucking Sunderland fans travelling saying..
"Naw mate , we really are Spurs supporters ,eerrrrrr , oy vey , already"
All these fucking Sunderland fans travelling saying..
"Naw mate , we really are Spurs supporters ,eerrrrrr , oy vey , already"
lol, we're back up to 7,000 on the road. It took a long period of being nice but we got there. ;)
Timon
10-16-2005, 12:47 PM
Liverpool fans are homos though. ;)
50 rowdy drunk Liverpool fans vs. Joe's Ho & Trev...
Anyone taking bets?
50 rowdy drunk Liverpool fans vs. Joe's Ho & Trev...
Anyone taking bets?
50's a bit steep, make it 15 and I might have a crack at it. ;)
Timon
10-16-2005, 12:56 PM
50's a bit steep, make it 15 and I might have a crack at it. ;)
A Liverpool supporter's senile grandmother with a wooden leg and a glass eye vs. Trev...
Anyone taking bets? :p
A Liverpool supporter's senile grandmother with a wooden leg and a glass eye vs. Trev...
Anyone taking bets? :p
I'd put money on her, they used to build them tough back then... now they're all homos :)
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 01:01 PM
Timon!! No!
Trev is hard as nails!!!!
and just as easy to bang in! :)
look it was funny when we were in the 3rd form...
Timon
10-16-2005, 01:04 PM
now they're all homos
well.... they can't help it... they're British :p
well.... they can't help it... they're British :p
When they were building all those tunnels under the Mersey they were really trying to separate them from the UK... it went wrong though :(
Timon
10-16-2005, 01:15 PM
Trev, you have bigger problems, with Nick wanting to bang you and all :p
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 01:16 PM
When they were building all those tunnels under the Mersey they were really trying to separate them from the UK... it went wrong though :(
at a shop here last week the girl serving at a shop here said in a broad scouse accent that she recognised my accent and said "London?Essex?"
I said to her "T'up north ain't ya?"
She said "Liverpool"
I said "whatever , to us Southerners , you fucking Northerners are all the same!We don't discriminate.Liverpool , Newcastle , Manchester ,Leeds.....
You are all just "northern twats" to us." :)
She then called me a "Southern poncy poofta"
:)
nice lass... :)
at a shop here last week the girl serving at a shop here said in a broad scouse accent that she recognised my accent and said "London?Essex?"
I said to her "T'up north ain't ya?"
She said "Liverpool"
I said "whatever , to us Southerners , you fucking Northerners are all the same!We don't discriminate.Liverpool , Newcastle , Manchester ,Leeds.....
You are all just "northern twats" to us." :)
She then called me a "Southern poncy poofta"
:)
nice lass... :)
If you hadn't been a customer it would have been "Soft southern bastard". ;)
Trev, you have bigger problems, with Nick wanting to bang you and all :p
He'll have to join the line. :)
MorganGrayson
10-16-2005, 03:32 PM
IMHO, Connery is number one. Brosnan is a very strong second actually. Dalton is a distant third (for the same reason mentioned, he looked like he could easily kill people).
Roger Moore totally blew chunks as Bond! He turned it into a satire. And he was well-past his prime. Moore will always be Simon Templar though.
Not exactly but closer to me than those mentioned.
The perfect spy, according to the experts, is someone with almost no stand out features, and very average. Somone who can be totally forgetable and who can easily change features with makeup and disguises. In the "Anglo" world, that would be an person of average height, average build, average complextion, who looks to be of no definitely nationality, with either dirty blonde or mousy brown hair, either brown or dull grey eyes. Some one who can buy a newspaper at a convenience store and the clerk can't remember the person an hour later.
Dravyk...if I may interrupt the Brit love fest for a moment...you're exactly correct regarding "real spies." I read a lot of spy novels. I collect the books of Jack Higgins, who is not the world's greatest writer but he's a wowzer of a story teller. I've read a great deal of Ludlum. Matt Damon, who did an excellent job in the movies, I admit, bore absolutely no resemblance to the Jason Bourne in the books, who was much older. In any good spy novel, the "hero" is totally nondescript. In bad spy novels, he's either stunningly handsome, has "piercing eyes" or some such nonsense. One of Jack Higgins' main characters is Sean Dillon, who is short, has pale blonde hair and "cold eyes," but since he's former IRA and is usually infiltrating the IRA...he actually is nondescript for the world in which he works...if you follow that.
Nickatilynx
10-16-2005, 03:46 PM
""I collect the books of Jack Higgins, who is not the world's greatest writer but he's a wowzer of a story teller. ""
No shit!!??
I actually got to know him years ago.
He used anearly word processor and if you check his books you will find exact c&p descriptive paragraphs in his books.
Btw did I mention that my father was imprisioned by Col Gadhafi in 1970 for alledgedly being a spy?
My father worked for the United Nations (ILO) but had many friends at Wheelus Air Base so I guess they thought why is a labour expert at a military facility all the timne and why is he always in places where there is civil wars.
We arrived in Libya in 68 from Lagos :)
So who knows....lol
But he retired after his release and a stint in Geneva.
Timon
10-18-2005, 05:30 AM
http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/articles/images/007_6_danielcraig.jpg
To all the rainbow warriors out there: is he pretty enough to be Bond when he's wearing a suit? :wankit:
http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/articles/images/007_6_danielcraig.jpg
To all the rainbow warriors out there: is he pretty enough to be Bond when he's wearing a suit? :wankit:
He's go a bit of a Juicy pout going on there. :blink:
Timon
10-18-2005, 12:18 PM
He's go a bit of a Juicy pout going on there. :blink:
I'd fuck him!
I'd fuck him!
You're turning in to a bit of a slut, I'm liking it. ;)
Timon
10-18-2005, 12:26 PM
Do you think Voodooman would join us in a 3 way?
Do you think Voodooman would join us in a 3 way?
From what I hear... yup.
Timon
10-18-2005, 12:53 PM
From what I hear... yup.
Actually he only has sex with real men so that excludes me :(
Good thing I know his husband :)
MorganGrayson
10-18-2005, 02:11 PM
""I collect the books of Jack Higgins, who is not the world's greatest writer but he's a wowzer of a story teller. ""
No shit!!??
I actually got to know him years ago.
He used anearly word processor and if you check his books you will find exact c&p descriptive paragraphs in his books.
Btw did I mention that my father was imprisioned by Col Gadhafi in 1970 for alledgedly being a spy?
My father worked for the United Nations (ILO) but had many friends at Wheelus Air Base so I guess they thought why is a labour expert at a military facility all the timne and why is he always in places where there is civil wars.
We arrived in Libya in 68 from Lagos :)
So who knows....lol
But he retired after his release and a stint in Geneva.
I went to Amazon.com and bought two of his latest books in hardcover rather than wait for the paperback. Luckily, in the review, a "warning shot" was fired regarding one of his main characters. I most certainly would *not* have appreciated running into that without a warning.
Yes, I'm familiar with the "cut and paste" descriptions. I reread his books constantly because I find the comfortable familiarity very soothing. Nice way to relax. I can always tell when I hit one of those "where have I read this before?" passages. I don't mind, though. Certain writers I read because they have an exquisite use of the language. Others, like Higgins, are in the "tell me a good story" category. They get much more tolerance than the first type.
My husband has already been informed that I need a new bookcase.
MorganGrayson
10-18-2005, 02:12 PM
Oh, and Nick? I vividly remember the photograph you showed me of your father.
Personally...not a man *I'd* fuck with. Nope. No way. :blink:
Dravyk
10-18-2005, 02:42 PM
Oh, and Nick? I vividly remember the photograph you showed me of your father.
Personally...not a man *I'd* fuck with. Nope. No way. :blink:So Nick takes after his mother then ... :)
I had to go for it.
MorganGrayson
10-18-2005, 03:35 PM
So Nick takes after his mother then ... :)
I had to go for it.
Ah, geeze. :blink:
Nice knowin' ya, Dravyk. :1run:
Dravyk
10-18-2005, 03:43 PM
Ah, geeze. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif
Nice knowin' ya, Dravyk. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/run.gifGee, thanks! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/hide.gif
Nickatilynx
10-18-2005, 03:52 PM
So Nick takes after his mother then ... :)
I had to go for it.
Wouldn't know if I do or not actually , she died of cancer when I was 6.
Dravyk
10-18-2005, 04:13 PM
Wouldn't know if I do or not actually , she died of cancer when I was 6.My father died of cancer nine days before I turned 6.
Wierd world. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sad.gif
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