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Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 12:58 PM
Christ in your life ?
Rev. Nick
Newton
10-14-2005, 01:04 PM
If he pays rent ..
domtheboy
10-14-2005, 01:20 PM
Does he pay out by ePassporte ?
He comes with too much baggage for my liking...
Anthony
10-14-2005, 01:25 PM
Preach on Bishop Nick!
TESTIFY!
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 01:35 PM
Preach on Bishop Nick!
TESTIFY!
Amen brother!!!!
It will soon be time...
time to unify
time to justify
time to build the house of the lord!!!!
I forgive you heathens for the smart remarks.
I suppose today is the day you heathens wander out to the forest covered in mud and wrap a magic tree stump on a fucking vortex in vines?
Funbrunette
10-14-2005, 01:38 PM
ROFL!!!!!! I'm sorry I can't stop laughing.....:worthy01:
TheEnforcer
10-14-2005, 01:40 PM
No, I've never seen the need for an imaginary friend myself. Don't begrudge others having one as, hey, whatever works for you works, but He just hasn't made an impression on me yet. ;>))
time to build the house of the lord!!!!
I thought you'd just moved... damn you get itchy feet fast. :blink:
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 01:43 PM
No, I've never seen the need for an imaginary friend myself. Don't begrudge others having one as, hey, whatever works for you works, but He just hasn't made an impression on me yet. ;>))
Bullshit!!!!!
During moments in your life you promised our Lord anything id he could just see his way clear to fix this slight situation for you.
don't come the tough guy now!!!
We KNOW you asked God for his help.
Problem was you never stuck to your part of the deal ...EVER!
;-)))
TheEnforcer
10-14-2005, 01:48 PM
Bullshit!!!!!
During moments in your life you promised our Lord anything id he could just see his way clear to fix this slight situation for you.
don't come the tough guy now!!!
We KNOW you asked God for his help.
Problem was you never stuck to your part of the deal ...EVER!
;-)))
I asked for things when I was younger and He didn't answser so now I just say "bite me" and go on my merry way!! ;)
Inabon
10-14-2005, 01:49 PM
jajaja trying to get godly keywords in very nice LOL
SykkBoy
10-14-2005, 01:57 PM
In the late-80s, I accepted Tommy Christ into my life...when I auditioned for the band that went on to become Scatterbrain (after Tommy left The Crumbsuckers)
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 02:04 PM
In the late-80s, I accepted Tommy Christ into my life...when I auditioned for the band that went on to become Scatterbrain (after Tommy left The Crumbsuckers)
i think I speak for everyone ( except Vick) when I say..
"Who?"
"What?"
oh , and
"We don't give a fuck!"
:)
domtheboy
10-14-2005, 02:08 PM
We KNOW you asked God for his help.
Problem was you never stuck to your part of the deal ...EVER!
That's the problem with these oral contracts man...
...not worth the paper they're printed on...
Anthony
10-14-2005, 02:08 PM
Goddamn Poseur.
I also used to get hallucinations on blow, too.
DrGuile
10-14-2005, 02:08 PM
Who got the power?
This be my question
The mass of the few in this torn nation?
The priest, the book or the congregation?
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 02:09 PM
Goddamn Poseur.
I also used to get hallucinations on blow, too.
ahahahahahahaha I was gonna post EXACTLY that in the tinnutis thread!!!
Sykk you are a total pseud! LOL
Inabon
10-14-2005, 02:10 PM
i think I speak for everyone ( except Vick) when I say..
"Who?"
"What?"
oh , and
"We don't give a fuck!"
:)
ouch what a burn. :)
Anthony
10-14-2005, 02:12 PM
i think I speak for everyone ( except Vick) when I say..
"Who?"
"What?"
oh , and
"We don't give a fuck!"
:)
Uhh, this is Miami's finest, I'm soon to blow
But like Jon told me "Chico it's all about timin'"
Patience is a first, and I been patiently waitin'
When I sign, it'll be anticipated
Like the Lakers with Malone and Gary Payton
Pitbull spits fire like I married Saitin
Anybody wanna try it? then Tez go ahead dog
Confess, get it off your chest
Get put in a perminant sloop
You're gettin' in the way of me and these checks
This is the future, they don't throw blows no more
These boys will shoot ya
And they gats that'll smoke you bigger than Whitney Houston
I'm not your regular rapper this is somethin' y'all not used to
Yeah, I look like a cracker but I'll crack ya man it's crucial
So y'all better think twice next time, that's if there is a next time
I wish they would try to take mine
I'll take em' out the game with a tech-nine
It's that chico Pitbull
And if y'all don't give a damn we don't give a fuck
Throw em' up fool! (YEAAH!)
[Hook - Lil Jon]
If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck (HEY)
If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck (HEY)
If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck (HEY)
If you don't give a damn, we don't give a fuck (HEY)
Don't start no shit it won't be no shit
Don't start no shit it won't be no shit
Don't start no shit it won't be no shit
Don't start no shit it won't be no shiit!
sextoyking
10-14-2005, 02:12 PM
JFL (jewish for life) :)
PornoDoggy
10-14-2005, 02:32 PM
I believe in god, and I believe that god believes in me ...
Nickatilynx
10-14-2005, 02:43 PM
I believe in god, and I believe that god believes in me ...
bless you my son...
:)
Verily , the Lord helps those that helps themselves :)
SykkBoy
10-14-2005, 02:46 PM
i think I speak for everyone ( except Vick) when I say..
"Who?"
"What?"
oh , and
"We don't give a fuck!"
:)
you didn't specify which Christ ;-)
Jesus Christ? I have to admit, I liked his style...hung out with hookers all the time...
PornoDoggy
10-14-2005, 02:49 PM
bless you my son...
:)
Verily , the Lord helps those that helps themselves :)
That's what the preacher told the deacons when they found out the money in the building fund paid for his Cadilac ...
Dravyk
10-14-2005, 02:55 PM
We don't even accept American Express. :)
ReighlynnRaine
10-14-2005, 03:10 PM
:blink:
Wow... the Oprano Express Bus to hell.
How neat. Can I drive? :yowsa:
JFL (jewish for life) :)
Ditto for JC too. ;)
voodooman
10-14-2005, 05:01 PM
Everyone finds this thread funny, but as god is my witness, THE RAPTURE IS COMING!!!
Everyone finds this thread funny, but as god is my witness, THE RAPTURE IS COMING!!!
I find this far from funny and I every night I pay my penance for reading and posting on Oprano... I go to bed with Toni.
Thinking about it though, my penace could be a million times worse. ;)
Queen Bitch
10-14-2005, 07:14 PM
Does he have a PayPal Confirmed Address? :P
Queen Bitch
10-14-2005, 07:21 PM
No, I've never seen the need for an imaginary friend myself.
:-pearl:
That's priceless!! ROFLMAO!!!
JoesHO
10-14-2005, 07:22 PM
Yes I have , and I am much better off for it too.
sarettah
10-14-2005, 07:27 PM
As Jesus said to his followers "Eat Me" :rolleyes:
Spoke with him once or twice.
That was some good shit!
JoesHO
10-14-2005, 08:30 PM
Mockery will haunt you.
Steady
10-14-2005, 11:15 PM
Christmas.... :)
helix
10-14-2005, 11:39 PM
I'm old school baby !
PATER noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo. Amen.
Rock on Jebus :)
MorganGrayson
10-15-2005, 01:14 PM
Actually, Jesus Christ is a well documented historical figure; a very nice Jewish lad who made things just a tad uncomfortable for the Romans. In the height of irony, Rome has since made a thousand fortunes off his name in the ensuing 2000 years. (Were I Christ, I'd be pissed, but I don't have that whole "forgiveness" thing going on.)
The only thing wrong with the whole equation isn't Christ...it's "Christians," but personally, I don't feel that he can be held responsible for the actions of a bunch of people that went collectively batshit after he left this mortal coil.
Yes, getting involved in this whole thread was insane, but IDGAF. :)
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