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Nickatilynx

10-13-2005, 11:32 AM

Spam concerning mobile stuff.

"Download ringtones here!"

Beat the filters at hotmail too.

JoesHO

10-13-2005, 11:32 AM

sorry about that, I promise I will not do it again .

Nickatilynx

10-13-2005, 11:34 AM

sorry about that, I promise I will not do it again .

Dreamer.
You're just a little dreamer.

LOL

TheEnforcer

10-13-2005, 12:46 PM

I'm sure more will be on it's way soon.....

Inabon

10-13-2005, 01:08 PM

oh oh

wheel of fortune is on at 6 p.m.

356876976987698792087204698769 ringtones since 2001

i am an excellent driver.

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*burp* what is a fucking ring tone :mf_pcwhac :wankit:

Nickatilynx

10-13-2005, 01:11 PM

oh oh

wheel of fortune is on at 6 p.m.

356876976987698792087204698769 ringtones since 2001

i am an excellent driver.

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*burp* what is a fucking ring tone :mf_pcwhac :wankit:

Oh no , you didn't!!!!!

MorganGrayson

10-13-2005, 01:11 PM

Inabon...a ringtone is the fucking annoying sound people put on their cellphones because the sound of a ringing telephone isn't annoying enough, apparently.

One of my daughters had her cell phone play the theme from "Halloween" every time it rang. THAT was NOT fun when she got late night calls. Scared the absolute hell out of me the first time I heard it because it appeared to be coming from...nowhere. For one fractured nanosecond, I expected Michael Myers to be right behind me.

Inabon

10-13-2005, 01:17 PM

Inabon...a ringtone is the fucking annoying sound people put on their cellphones because the sound of a ringing telephone isn't annoying enough, apparently.

One of my daughters had her cell phone play the theme from "Halloween" every time it rang. THAT was NOT fun when she got late night calls. Scared the absolute hell out of me the first time I heard it because it appeared to be coming from...nowhere. For one fractured nanosecond, I expected Michael Myers to be right behind me.

ERMN morgan i know you did not think i did not know what a ringtone is :) however i have to agree with you they are annoying.

jaja

Red

10-13-2005, 01:27 PM

Just when the rolex spam was slowing down we have something to take it's place. :mad:

Nickatilynx

10-13-2005, 01:29 PM

Just when the rolex spam was slowing down we have something to take it's place. :mad:

rolex spam was sooooo 2003.... ;-)))

Red

10-13-2005, 01:32 PM

rolex spam was sooooo 2003.... ;-)))

LOL. Would you please tell that to the guy who keeps sending them to me?

PornoDoggy

10-13-2005, 01:34 PM

rolex spam was sooooo 2003.... ;-)))

Damnit, Nick - you forgot "allegedly".

Can't teach you anything ...

DrGuile

10-13-2005, 01:47 PM

When I was in Holland a few weeks ago, I watched Dutch TV for about 10 minutes, saw 10-12 cell phone related commercials..

EroticySteve

10-13-2005, 02:07 PM

i personally have no problem with spam. I think people have too little in their lives to worry about that they have to worry about piddly shit like an email that you didn't ask for. BOOO HOOO.

Inabon

10-13-2005, 02:22 PM

i personally have no problem with spam. I think people have too little in their lives to worry about that they have to worry about piddly shit like an email that you didn't ask for. BOOO HOOO.

lol thats what a spammer i know used to say :)

and no i am not calling you a spammer damn it *burp*

Nickatilynx

10-13-2005, 02:26 PM

lol thats what a spammer i know used to say :)

He must be a very wise man.

Probably a very very sexy man too :)

RyanLanane

10-13-2005, 03:19 PM

i personally have no problem with spam. I think people have too little in their lives to worry about that they have to worry about piddly shit like an email that you didn't ask for. BOOO HOOO.

Now I just need to sell your e-mail address 3 million times and I'll have 5 or 10 grand :clapping:

selena

10-13-2005, 03:27 PM

I'd rather have ringtone spam than spam from the asswipe who is trying to sell me porn 300 times a day.

Hello???

Do I seem like I want to buy porn since they are using an address that they got from either boards, sponsors, or tgp owners?

Might logic tell us that I'm capable of finding any porn I might want to buy all on my very own.

Dravyk

10-13-2005, 03:32 PM

I'd rather have ringtone spam than spam from the asswipe who is trying to sell me porn 300 times a day.

Hello???

Do I seem like I want to buy porn since they are using an address that they got from either boards, sponsors, or tgp owners?

Might logic tell us that I'm capable of finding any porn I might want to buy all on my very own.Yep, know what you mean!

Anyone who doesn't take webmaster@aporndomain.com addys out of their porn spam lists are just totally stupid!

But then again, just today I got ten spams with the from header of "%name_from%" ... so there are plenty of morons out there.

Newton

10-13-2005, 03:36 PM

I just had to .. did you want the other depeche ringtone too?

MorganGrayson

10-13-2005, 04:15 PM

ERMN morgan i know you did not think i did not know what a ringtone is :) however i have to agree with you they are annoying.

jaja

*whispering*
No, Inabon, I did not for a minute believe you didn't know what a ringtone was. It was just a segue into one of my favorite "getting the shit scared out of myself" stories. :)

You may now feel used!! :yowsa:

Inabon

10-13-2005, 05:00 PM

He must be a very wise man.

Probably a very very sexy man too :)

sexy mmm ya but last pic i saw neede a haircut i can help him with my barber

gillete mach 3 :)

Dravyk

10-13-2005, 05:08 PM

sexy mmm ya but last pic i saw neede a haircut i can help him with my barber

gillete mach 3 :)He has to stop sucking on lemons too. :)

PornoDoggy

10-13-2005, 05:25 PM

I'm expecting Christian ring tone ads in my inbox any day now ...

Dravyk

10-13-2005, 05:32 PM

I'm expecting Christian ring tone ads in my inbox any day now ...http://musicoffaith.aavalue.com/processflow.cfm :angel:

Newton

10-13-2005, 05:35 PM

Christians have money too :)

MorganGrayson

10-13-2005, 05:37 PM

http://musicoffaith.aavalue.com/processflow.cfm :angel:

There's no way I'm going to click on this...but I've got to ask you, if you know.

Is this the incredibly cool, "I used to get up at 5:30AM on a Sunday to catch it on television," rock-the-house Christian music...or the depressing dirge type Christian music?

I really did get up at 5:30AM to catch the AME service. They seemed to have read the "make a joyful noise unto the Lord" directive that overshot most Christians.

Eddie Izzard does a great bit on this. :okthumb:

Trev

10-13-2005, 06:14 PM

There's no way I'm going to click on this...but I've got to ask you, if you know.

Is this the incredibly cool, "I used to get up at 5:30AM on a Sunday to catch it on television," rock-the-house Christian music...or the depressing dirge type Christian music?

I really did get up at 5:30AM to catch the AME service. They seemed to have read the "make a joyful noise unto the Lord" directive that overshot most Christians.

Eddie Izzard does a great bit on this. :okthumb:
Have you seen Eddie Izzard's "Mongrel Nation"?

If not then I highly recommend it, as he spends hours explaining that a Brit is:

French, German, Danish, Dutch, Norwegan... and many others... but it's laugh after laugh after laugh. :)

Nickatilynx

10-13-2005, 06:19 PM

They seemed to have read the "make a joyful noise unto the Lord" directive that overshot most Christians.

Eddie Izzard does a great bit on this. :okthumb:

Sorry to quibble...not a directive ,not teaching of the Lord.

A Psalm.

Which are songs , chants or prayers.

Though Jesus through Luke sorta confirms them.

But not so confirmed in any other gospel :)

You heathens do get confused.

regds,

Rev . Nick

;-)))

MorganGrayson

10-13-2005, 06:24 PM

Sorry to quibble...not a directive ,not teaching of the Lord.

A Psalm.

Which are songs , chants or prayers.

Though Jesus through Luke sorta confirms them.

But not so confirmed in any other gospel :)

You heathens do get confused.

regds,

Rev . Nick

;-)))

Yeppers, us heathens sure gosh durned do get corn-fus-ed. Yeppers. :blink:

So...Reverend...am I to interpret this as "if it isn't in one of the gospels, it's just a suggestion or cute story and may be ignored"?

*That* sure shoots a lot of things right in the ass.

Nickatilynx

10-13-2005, 06:30 PM

Yeppers, us heathens sure gosh durned do get corn-fus-ed. Yeppers. :blink:

So...Reverend...am I to interpret this as "if it isn't in one of the gospels, it's just a suggestion or cute story and may be ignored"?

*That* sure shoots a lot of things right in the ass.

Depends , which religion.
Depends , which sect
Depends , which...
hang on...
Depends...judging by your pissyness it appears it is time for you to change yours , heathen!!!!

;-)))

:)

MorganGrayson

10-13-2005, 06:53 PM

Depends , which religion.
Depends , which sect
Depends , which...
hang on...
Depends...judging by your pissyness it appears it is time for you to change yours , heathen!!!!

;-)))

:)

"A pissy heathen is a happy heathen," sayeth...well...me, actually. :)

Inabon

10-13-2005, 08:28 PM

BURP

FUCK RELIGION

BURP

i am a total bitch cunt today don´t speak to me grrr

Newton

10-13-2005, 08:45 PM

BURP

FUCK RELIGION

BURP

i am a total bitch cunt today don´t speak to me grrr

Sri Hari Krishna Inabon :)

Inabon

10-13-2005, 10:12 PM

Sri Hari Krishna Inabon :)

BURP

fuck them too

corvett

10-14-2005, 01:16 PM

Dreamer.
You're just a little dreamer.

LOL

And then they voted you
Least likely to succeed
I hadda tell them baby, you were armed with
All you’d need