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EroticySteve
10-11-2005, 12:59 PM
Not to far from me is the Cretin Cultural Center.
MorganGrayson
10-11-2005, 01:10 PM
Not to far from me is the Cretin Cultural Center.

Oh, I wish you were making that up. I really wish you were.

I live not too far from the "Institute for the Study of Creationism" or some such thing. Every time I drive past I wonder about their field trips....
MorganGrayson
10-11-2005, 01:13 PM
Oh, yes!
I once had a neighbor who told me she belonged to the "Penile Baptist Church." She didn't understand why I spat out my coffee through my nose. I looked it up. Son of a bitch, it was on "Penile St." and named after it. You'd think there would have been at least ONE person in the whole damned congregation who would have said "uh...this isn't a really good idea, folks."
Peaches
10-11-2005, 01:16 PM
We have Cumming Georgia :)
urb
10-11-2005, 01:26 PM
I was born about a mile from a place called... Lickey End

Worcestershire Map (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&GridE=-2.03500&GridN=52.35310&lon=-2.03500&lat=52.35310&search_result=Lickey%20End%2CWorcestershire&db=freegaz&cidr_client=none&lang=&place=Lickey+End,Worcestershire&pc=&advanced=&client=public&addr2=&quicksearch=lickey+end&addr3=&scale=100000&addr1=)
Red
10-11-2005, 01:28 PM
There is Intercourse, PA.
Newton
10-11-2005, 01:36 PM
Fulking Hill in the south of England http://www.geograph.co.uk/photo/59256
Nickatilynx
10-11-2005, 01:40 PM
The is a place called "Dildo" in Newfoundland...
PornoDoggy
10-11-2005, 02:18 PM
How hard is it to travel from Dildo to Intercourse?
EroticySteve
10-11-2005, 02:35 PM
I also like the signs that say "slow deaf child"

It's not bad enough the kid can't hear shit, he has to be slow too? Damn.
Sysprod
10-11-2005, 02:51 PM
There's a Goldenrod, Florida a Santa Claus, Indiana and a highly ironic Waterproof, Louisiana
Nickatilynx
10-11-2005, 02:59 PM
I also like the signs that say "slow deaf child"

It's not bad enough the kid can't hear shit, he has to be slow too? Damn.

I spent days waiting for the little bastard.

5 points for a child
10 points for being deaf
10 points for being slow.

I mean thats 25 points right there for the taking...
Dravyk
10-11-2005, 03:06 PM
There is Intercourse, PA.You took my answer!

However, there is a Fucking, Australia.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1509431.html
Almighty Jim
10-11-2005, 03:07 PM
As long as you end up in Climax, Georgia it shouldn't matter.
Dravyk
10-11-2005, 03:07 PM
I also like the signs that say "slow deaf child"

It's not bad enough the kid can't hear shit, he has to be slow too? Damn.LOL! :clapping:
Dravyk
10-11-2005, 03:08 PM
Oh, yes!
I once had a neighbor who told me she belonged to the "Penile Baptist Church." She didn't understand why I spat out my coffee through my nose. I looked it up. Son of a bitch, it was on "Penile St." and named after it. You'd think there would have been at least ONE person in the whole damned congregation who would have said "uh...this isn't a really good idea, folks."Amazing! :lmao1:
pushpills
10-11-2005, 03:44 PM
seattle!
voodooman
10-11-2005, 06:29 PM
20 miles away from me is Hooker Oklahoma. Home of the Hooker Horny Toads.


:unsure:
PornoDoggy
10-11-2005, 06:38 PM
"...and when I grow up I wanna be a Hooker Horny Cheerleader just like my momma."
EroticySteve
10-11-2005, 06:47 PM
I used to live near Lizard Lick, NC. yes. Lizard Lick.
Red
10-11-2005, 06:49 PM
I just found some more good ones.

Hornytown, North Carolina; Hell, Michigan; Monkey's Elbow, Kentucky;
Fort Dick, California; Odd, West Virginia; Panic, Pennsylvania; Spread Eagle, Wisconsin and lets not forget Blue Balls, PA
EroticySteve
10-11-2005, 06:50 PM
Oh, yes!
I once had a neighbor who told me she belonged to the "Penile Baptist Church." She didn't understand why I spat out my coffee through my nose. I looked it up. Son of a bitch, it was on "Penile St." and named after it. You'd think there would have been at least ONE person in the whole damned congregation who would have said "uh...this isn't a really good idea, folks."


I wonder if Intercourse Pennsylvania has a house of god that's taken the town's namesake.
Trev
10-11-2005, 06:52 PM
I just found some more good ones.

Hornytown, North Carolina; Hell, Michigan; Monkey's Elbow, Kentucky;
Fort Dick, California; Odd, West Virginia; Panic, Pennsylvania; Spread Eagle, Wisconsin and lets not forget Blue Balls, PA
WFT :blink:


AND NOW they try and control porn/sex/nasty thoughts.... couple a hundred years too late me thinks. ;)
EroticySteve
10-11-2005, 06:55 PM
yeah some of those names are not very Christian.
PornoDoggy
10-11-2005, 06:55 PM
Odd, West Virginia ... why is "Dueling Bangos" playing in my head?
SykkBoy
10-11-2005, 06:56 PM
Oh, yes!
I once had a neighbor who told me she belonged to the "Penile Baptist Church." She didn't understand why I spat out my coffee through my nose. I looked it up. Son of a bitch, it was on "Penile St." and named after it. You'd think there would have been at least ONE person in the whole damned congregation who would have said "uh...this isn't a really good idea, folks."

I would love to open up a litle gift shop with town-logoed merchandise so I could hopefully call it The Penile Store and see if they'd allow it...
Steady
10-11-2005, 06:58 PM
Ding Dong, Texas
Gay Hill, Texas
GoodNight, Texas
Gun Barrel, Texas
Happy, Texas
Hoop and Holler, Texas
Needmore, Texas
Nameless, Texas
Loonyville, Texas
Lovelady, Texas
Cool, texas
Coke, Texas
Bootleg, Texas
Bangs, Texas
Zipperlanville, Texas

Just to name a few. :clapping:
Nickatilynx
10-11-2005, 06:59 PM
I would love to open up a litle gift shop with town-logoed merchandise so I could hopefully call it The Penile Store and see if they'd allow it...

You could of course put it to the town edlers and ask them to suck it and see if they swallow it :)
Trev
10-11-2005, 07:02 PM
Needmore, Texas
Tell me what they need more of, if I can only offer something they have too much of I'll head on over to Nameless or Loonyville. :D
Steady
10-11-2005, 07:04 PM
Cities With Funny Names (http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/Cities.html)
sarettah
10-11-2005, 07:09 PM
Down the road a piece from here is Peculiar, Missouri. Always a fun drive because you have to go through Knobtown first :blink:
SykkBoy
10-11-2005, 07:36 PM
You could of course put it to the town edlers and ask them to suck it and see if they swallow it :)

yup, would definitely have to be the town elders ;-)
Evil Chris
10-11-2005, 08:02 PM
The is a place called "Dildo" in Newfoundland...
Newfoundland has a bunch of 'em.

Conception Bay
Little Heart's Ease
Come by Chance
Blow Me Down
Old Man's Head
Dravyk
10-11-2005, 09:26 PM
Hoop and Holler, TexasOk, there's just something sick enough in me that I'd almost want to live there to just to say that I do. LMAO!

Woooohaahhhh!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/cowboy.gif