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Red
10-10-2005, 07:00 PM
This is from the encyclopedia of unusual sexual practices. (yes, there is such a thing)

Sitophilia (sito: food; philia: attachment to) refers to those who use food for sexual purposes.
One gastronomic game is used in bondage scenes. The male partner is first immobilized, a paper plate is cut so that a 2" diameter hole is Made off-center. The plate is held over the male genitals and these are pulled through so that the genitals now look as though they are being served on a platter. Luke warm spaghetti and meatballs are served onto the plate and, with fork in hand, a helpless male is told he is about to be fed his own balls. It doesn't matter who eats the meatballs but each strand of spaghetti is sensuously wrapped around the penis and sucked through the lips before being eaten.
Trev
10-10-2005, 07:04 PM
Yet another reason to dislike pasta :blink:
MorganGrayson
10-10-2005, 08:03 PM
:unsure:
Sin
10-10-2005, 08:11 PM
OMG! I LOVE Pasta, and it looks like it just got better!!! LOL
Dravyk
10-10-2005, 08:44 PM
Is that red sauce or white sauce then? :rolleyes:
Nickatilynx
10-10-2005, 08:47 PM
I had that done to me once........










but it looked so good I ate it myself.

:)
Funbrunette
10-11-2005, 09:12 AM
I had that done to me once........










but it looked so good I ate it myself.

:)

You're either very flexible or you're well....hung? I SAY PICS!!!!! :clapping:
justb
10-11-2005, 10:23 AM
I think this could be fun.....
Almighty Jim
10-11-2005, 11:03 AM
I just called my wife to ask her what's for dinner tonight?
When I made this suggestion she asked if I'd like her to make it with sausage?
I wonder what she's got in mind?
PornoDoggy
10-11-2005, 11:08 AM
Don't worry, honey ... the yellow stuff is cheese.

Really.
Red
10-11-2005, 11:50 AM
Don't worry, honey ... the yellow stuff is cheese.

Really.

Oh that's just disgusting. :barfon:
Peaches
10-11-2005, 12:08 PM
I'm impressed with whomever needs the 2 inch diameter hole cut in the middle of the plate :)
MorganGrayson
10-11-2005, 12:38 PM
I'm impressed with whomever needs the 2 inch diameter hole cut in the middle of the plate :)

One of the things I've always loved about Peaches is that she can sift through something and get *right* to the important part! :clapping:
Queen Bitch
10-12-2005, 12:51 AM
Now that's one I missed in the years of Heather's Honeys. :)
ace_luffy
10-12-2005, 02:52 AM
nice one.. lolzz
Winetalk.com
10-12-2005, 10:41 AM
needs a bottle of Chianti!
;)
EroticySteve
10-12-2005, 11:29 AM
Anyone want any Basil?

I have tons of it and it will all go to waste now as I have no interest in making Pesto for my pasta after reading that.

Thanks for ruining one of food's best guilty pleasures.

:)
MorganGrayson
10-12-2005, 11:41 AM
Anyone want any Basil?

I have tons of it and it will all go to waste now as I have no interest in making Pesto for my pasta after reading that.

Thanks for ruining one of food's best guilty pleasures.

:)

Oh, no!! :o

Don't give up your homemade pesto for *anything*!!!!
You could make an Ensalada Caprezie (sp) which is like heroin on a plate for me. I had that for the first time at one of those usually horrific "awards dinners."
*chuckle* My husband and I sat at a table with "marketing people." The bimbo sitting next to me said "what do you do?" I replied "I'm a writer." I watched her attempt to process that...it took time...and in the end resulted in some kind of mental "error message." Without so much as a word, she turned away from me and began speaking to someone else. My jaw dropped. My husband laughed and whispered "she's in marketing. You can't help her with sales, so you don't exist." Ah.

To this day, I wish I'd responded "serial killer." :)