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EroticySteve
10-10-2005, 06:38 PM
Where did you get your stupid nickname?

I'll start with mine.

I was given the name EroticySteve by my parents on cold Winter night in Nunavut where I was born.

In Eskimo EroticySteve means "One who makes a lot of damn money".

It was wierd growing up in mainstream society with such a name.

When the opening came available I luckily got hired, now my name is useful.

Steady
10-10-2005, 06:43 PM
How Steady came to life.

My nick name as a kid was Freddy. :)

all my buds called me Steady Freddy. Till this day my friends call me Steady. :)

Trev
10-10-2005, 06:45 PM
I've managed to lose my nicknames because I went with my real name online.

There's nothing worse than doing something a few times and getting a name for it, that's why I love the net, it's a fresh start for everyone :D

pushpills
10-10-2005, 06:47 PM
I like to slide advil across the table.

EroticySteve
10-10-2005, 06:49 PM
Awesome responses so far. Nice to know that i'm not the only one with a retarded sense of humor.

voodooman
10-10-2005, 07:05 PM
Hey, My nick isnt stooopid!

Actually it is and I came up with it in 98 but cannot for the life of
me remember why or how. As I recall though, Morgan had something
to do with it.

:yowsa:

domtheboy
10-10-2005, 07:12 PM
real name = Dominic

aspiring to be a "bit of a boy"

pretty straightforward really

Funbrunette
10-10-2005, 07:16 PM
Mine is pretty obvious I think! ;)

Evil Chris
10-10-2005, 07:17 PM
This thread sucks donkey balls.

TheEnforcer
10-10-2005, 07:19 PM
When I first came on the net my nickname was NatureBoy after "Nature Boy" Ric Flair the greatest professional wrestler of all time, which at the time Oprano's own Vick also used as a nick and he had it before me. Well after being confused for him on a number of occasions I decided to change my nickname to TheEnforcer, which is the nick for "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson who was also a charter member of the Four Horsemen, wreslting first truly great super stable. :)

Trev
10-10-2005, 07:22 PM
This thread sucks donkey balls.
If you've done that then that is evil... Chris. :p

Newton
10-10-2005, 07:24 PM
Newton's First Law - Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it. Hence the white transit ..

Trev
10-10-2005, 07:26 PM
Newton's First Law - Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it. Hence the white transit ..
Clever bloke that Newton geezer, but wasn't it the white cart back then? :)

Newton
10-10-2005, 07:29 PM
It equates to modern day life and chav targets ..

Evil Chris
10-10-2005, 07:44 PM
If you've done that then that is evil... Chris. :pI was just trying to illustrate a bit of evilness.

I'm evil in the same way a big man's nickname is "Tiny". :)

MorganGrayson
10-10-2005, 08:14 PM
I was just trying to illustrate a bit of evilness.

I'm evil in the same way a big man's nickname is "Tiny". :)

I've always loved your nick, Chris...since it is exactly the opposite of what you really are, which is a total sweetheart. :wub:

I'll explain my nick again, because it's cool. (OK, it's cool to me, anyway. :) )

My nick was a present from heather when I began working for her. :)

selena
10-10-2005, 10:19 PM
I don't have a nickname. At least not one that I use online. I just use my name.

Peaches
10-10-2005, 10:34 PM
I go by so many different names I'm not sure which are real and which are nicknames :(

Red
10-10-2005, 11:46 PM
My ex husband nicknamed me Red when we first started dating. That was back in '84 so when I got my first computer, naturally that's what I used. When I left him in '99 I wanted to change my nick, but by then I was known by Red and I just figured it was easier than starting over.

sarettah
10-11-2005, 12:26 AM
I was just trying to illustrate a bit of evilness.

I'm evil in the same way a big man's nickname is "Tiny". :)


So, you have an evil dick ? Or is that a tiny dick ? :unsure:










:yowsa:

Queen Bitch
10-11-2005, 01:22 AM
Evil Chris had to come up with that nickname to make people wonder what was really behind that angelic smile.
:seesaw01:

I earned my stupid nickname years ago, but this time it was a gift :)

Sin
10-11-2005, 01:25 AM
Mine is a shortened version of an online name that I used to have before I came into adult. I got sick of the other one being perpetually misspelled, its really annoying when people can't spell a word that's sitting RIGHT in front of their faces. I figured it would be easier for the simpletons of the web, to remember the order of 3 letters :)

Sabby
10-11-2005, 02:14 AM
I think it was Sextoy Todd that first called me Sabby on the boards...

I kept it and it stuck... there are way to many Sabrina porn girls anyway.


Sabby:flash:

Makingcoin
10-11-2005, 02:50 AM
I have big balls, so I named myself Makingcoin. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/images/smilies/new3/error.gif

Sysprod
10-11-2005, 08:20 AM
Sysprod was the name of my company many moons ago when I was doing contract/outsource CAD work.

EroticySteve
10-11-2005, 09:06 AM
This thread sucks donkey balls.

You're Chris, and you're evil.

EroticySteve
10-11-2005, 09:09 AM
When I first came on the net my nickname was NatureBoy after "Nature Boy" Ric Flair the greatest professional wrestler of all time, which at the time Oprano's own Vick also used as a nick and he had it before me. Well after being confused for him on a number of occasions I decided to change my nickname to TheEnforcer, which is the nick for "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson who was also a charter member of the Four Horsemen, wreslting first truly great super stable. :)

I've been to hockey games with Ric Flair. That dude's hair is so white. As old as he was I was sure not to taunt him, he could kill be.

Funbrunette
10-11-2005, 09:17 AM
Go on EVIL Chris, why don't you tell people the truth about your nic! ;)


Don't make me spill the beans :zipped_h4 Hehehehehhehehe!

I've been married to the guy for almost 3 years and I can vouche for the fact that he is NOT Evil and not tiny :whistling

I'm going to stop right there!

Trev
10-11-2005, 09:39 AM
Go on EVIL Chris, why don't you tell people the truth about your nic! ;)


Don't make me spill the beans :zipped_h4 Hehehehehhehehe!

I've been married to the guy for almost 3 years and I can vouche for the fact that he is NOT Evil and not tiny :whistling

I'm going to stop right there!
You can't do that... you've got to spill the beans now! :(

PornoDoggy
10-11-2005, 09:46 AM
My nickname? Well, one time, at band camp ...

MissEve
10-11-2005, 09:46 AM
Where did you get your stupid nickname?

I'll start with mine.

I was given the name EroticySteve by my parents on cold Winter night in Nunavut where I was born.

In Eskimo EroticySteve means "One who makes a lot of damn money".

It was wierd growing up in mainstream society with such a name.

When the opening came available I luckily got hired, now my name is useful.

There is a fellow Eskimo on Oprano?!!!

justb
10-11-2005, 10:21 AM
My husband has always called me "B" which can be short for babe or bitch depending on the circumstances lol.

RyanLanane
10-11-2005, 10:37 AM
I was born, I'm so damn unoriginal ...

Almighty Jim
10-11-2005, 10:49 AM
GOD was taken so I got the next best name.

el pres
10-11-2005, 10:53 AM
It goes back to first posting on Netpond, Anthony was still running the newbie board.
I went to post after a post from Tommy, Voltar and Anthony, all of them presidents/vice presidents of this that and the other, so I used 'the president of nothing', but in Spanish cause I was living in Spain, and its gotten shorter through the years.

RyanLanane
10-11-2005, 11:00 AM
El Pres I thought for months you were 'el presidente'

AKA - Jonathan Holler

So if I made posts to you ya didn't understand that's why :)

ReighlynnRaine
10-11-2005, 11:03 AM
This started off as my pen name but I went through a period where I wrote a lot of erotica so I just kinda adopted it as my biz name.

SykkBoy
10-11-2005, 11:07 AM
short for my real name Sykamore Boyette....

el pres
10-11-2005, 11:08 AM
El Pres I thought for months you were 'el presidente'

AKA - Jonathan Holler

So if I made posts to you ya didn't understand that's why :)


hehe.
Nope not me. I think that nick got retired years ago, around 98.
But if he owes you any money, you can give it to me.

MorganGrayson
10-11-2005, 12:07 PM
My nickname? Well, one time, at band camp ...

Tsk, tsk, tsk...

Even *I* know it's "...this one time...at band camp..." :)

Nickatilynx
10-11-2005, 12:16 PM
YNOT live chat...

Stole my brothers name ( at the time I didn't want my real name besmerched by any porn affiliation, but he didn't give a fuck.) :)

Added the "at ilynx"...( which at the time the was the #1 amateur free site) because one of the first questions everyone asked "what sites do you run"

To this day loads of people pronounce it crazy , instead of the simple "Nick at Ilynx"

MorganGrayson
10-11-2005, 12:43 PM
YNOT live chat...

Stole my brothers name ( at the time I didn't want my real name besmerched by any porn affiliation, but he didn't give a fuck.) :)

Added the "at ilynx"...( which at the time the was the #1 amateur free site) because one of the first questions everyone asked "what sites do you run"

To this day loads of people pronounce it crazy , instead of the simple "Nick at Ilynx"

Ah...more memories! :)

The first time I read it on a board, I mentally took a few shots at it, and came up with "nick-AT-uh-links." It seemed logical, since I had no knowledge of the world's number one amateur free site. (Which was nominated for an AVN award the same year my story site was, for you trivia freaks in the audience.) It wasn't until I asked the booming voice on the phone how to pronounce it that I got the correct pronounciation. "Oh," I said, as the explanation made perfect sense.

And The Actual became "Technick," due to an incredible proficiency with making stuff whiz around. :okthumb:

Nickatilynx
10-11-2005, 12:49 PM
Ah...more memories! :)

The first time I read it on a board, I mentally took a few shots at it, and came up with "nick-AT-uh-links." It seemed logical, since I had no knowledge of the world's number one amateur free site. (Which was nominated for an AVN award the same year my story site was, for you trivia freaks in the audience.) It wasn't until I asked the booming voice on the phone how to pronounce it that I got the correct pronounciation. "Oh," I said, as the explanation made perfect sense.

And The Actual became "Technick," due to an incredible proficiency with making stuff whiz around. :okthumb:

Did you win?

We won the award for "Best Site voted for by Surfers"
( Ironic huh?)

LOL

And Redlion accepted the award with a speech that started "Nickatilynx will be delighted to see that his bot worked"

After winning I asked Serge who was buying my traffic then if it meant more money.

He said "No"

:(

I sorta lost interest in awards then....

:)

MorganGrayson
10-11-2005, 01:01 PM
No, I didn't win. I was so clueless about the whole process, I didn't even have a "vote for me!" button on my site. I just thought "oh, nominated, cool" and went back to work.

If I *had* won, redlion would have had to get up there twice, because there was no way in absolute hell I would have. I don't do "in front of people." They don't even have a story site category anymore. Damn shame because my story site now is gorgeous.

Newton
10-11-2005, 01:38 PM
short for my real name Sykamore Boyette....

Shit, i thought that name came from "trainspotting" ya live and learn :okthumb:

SykkBoy
10-11-2005, 02:15 PM
And The Actual became "Technick," due to an incredible proficiency with making stuff whiz around. :okthumb:

For a long time, I thought Nickatilynx and Technick were the same guy, but one was like the tech altar ego of the other...

SykkBoy
10-11-2005, 02:19 PM
Shit, i thought that name came from "trainspotting" ya live and learn :okthumb:
I'm joking abouyt the Sykamore Boyette...heheh

it was Trainspotting, but also the classic punk rock song by GBH

I'm strapped into my bed,
Electrodes in my head.
My nerves are really bad,
It's the best time I ever had.

I'm a sick boy
And there's no cure.
I'm a sick boy,
There should be more.

But I'm happy the way I am,
Like a sardine in a can.
People taking notes,
People in white coats.

I'm a sick boy
And there's no cure.
I'm a sick boy,
There should be more.

But I'm happy the way I am,
Like a sardine in a can.
People taking notes,
People in white coats.

I'm a sick boy
And there's no cure.
I'm a sick boy,
There should be more.

I see school girls everywhere,
Short skirts and pigtailed hair.
But why must I suffer,
For being a gymslip lover?

I'm a sick boy
And there's no cure.
I'm a sick boy,
There should be more.


but, um, no, I'm not a gymslip lover....

Dravyk
10-11-2005, 02:19 PM
Dravyk is actually not a Russian/Balkan name :)

... It's a science fiction one. One I and an old writing partner came up with decades ago writing some SF. Captain Aran Dravyk of the Privateer ship "The Rapier". :)

Yes, geek!

I was getting my first SLIP/PPP account (dialup to you youngins) and they wanted a name for my Internet account. Everything I came up with, someone else already had, so they said "well you can have that name, but with a 5 after it or a 143 after the name". I said, "no, I don't do that AOL shit! No numbers!" ... After a dozen different tries, I knew they couldn't possibly have "dravyk", and there you have it.

MorganGrayson
10-11-2005, 02:23 PM
For a long time, I thought Nickatilynx and Technick were the same guy, but one was like the tech altar ego of the other...

Yes. One "altar ego" was nice, well mannered, well spoken, a total joy.
The other one was Nickatilynx. :biglaugh:

Nickatilynx
10-11-2005, 02:29 PM
Yes. One "altar ego" was nice, well mannered, well spoken, a total joy.
The other one was Nickatilynx. :biglaugh:

thats right....fuck with the shark....

It was compounded by the fact that I'm reclusive and rarely went to a show


;-)))

I used to love SweetT's list he'd do before a show

1.) Nickatilynx will not be there.

LOL

TheEnforcer
10-11-2005, 02:31 PM
I've been to hockey games with Ric Flair. That dude's hair is so white. As old as he was I was sure not to taunt him, he could kill be.

He's like 53 years old now but is still in damn good shape. He can't do 60 and 90 minute matches and some of the stuff he used to be able to do but he's definatelyt still in very good shape.