Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Winetalk.com]

we were just talking about you with Melody 2 weeks ago!

How you been, gal!?

I heard from somebody you are doing extremely well on eBay, true?

Anyway....you still owe us a visit to Boca, your mushrooms have come but not you!

C'mon, gal, make it here, you'll get a royal treatment from me and LL.

[Nickatilynx]

Heather!!!

Starting posting!!!

This place REALY REALLY needs a bitch! :)

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showpost.php?p=687665&postcount=7

;-))))

[Nickatilynx]

I can see you there heather....


;-))))

[Queen Bitch]

My two very favorite Bad Boys!!!

I heard from DoKK and Morgan today, as well, life is sweet!

Extremely is a highly subjective term..I was extremely successful in 1998 (well, for me). I am eking out a living on Ebay..but in adult terms, I'm truly a pauper. Big difference between selling sex and hawking shampoo, but I get by :D

Thanks for the complimentary post, it's nice to know one is missed. I wore the QB title proudly :P

I found that few can manage to be truly bitchy without using any type of 'profanity, hostility or interpersonal disputes', but I'm working on it.

I swear that Caspar Milquetoast (or Dravyk) wrote the posting standards for the Powerseller board..I've had posts pulled for saying 'the butt of a joke', roflmao. It's called being 'pink slapped' over there which is hysterical, they simply don't seem to get it.

Strangely enough, I actually snagged Ebay's most eligible bachelor with that very 'bitchiness' on their boards, lol. I have learned to write bullet-proof posts that are truly venemous! It is an art form in and of itself. I knew I had perfected it when I got the 'you do have a way with words, you make me hot' email hahahaha!

But sometimes it just doesn't come out right unless you can speculate on the flaccidity of the genetalia of an opponent.
:devil:

I believe that the moderators are still scratching their heads over my excessive use of the word 'heterophobe' :P

Good to see you all!

How are the rugrats and the woman you don't deserve, Nickers?

Serge, one hopes that Lady Law has not yet come to her senses and is still around :rolleyes:


I have a US # now, Morganus has it if you'd care to give me a shout, lately I've only had Texas accents to mock :D

[Nickatilynx]

ahahahahahahaha welcome back!!!

Kids and woman happy as pigs in shit who were genetically altered into dogs with two dicks :)

Awesome seeing you are still alive and well....

I need you here , its got so fucking nice it makes me ill :( LOL

At least advise dravyk that he is a loser , he seems to have forgotten LOL

[Nickatilynx]

WHOA!!!!!! back it up a little...

""Strangely enough, I actually snagged Ebay's most eligible bachelor with that very 'bitchiness' on their boards, lol""

We need more info.... :)


"""I swear that Caspar Milquetoast (or Dravyk) wrote the posting standards for the Powerseller board..I've had posts pulled for saying 'the butt of a joke', roflmao"""

EXACTLY RIGHT!!!

that cunt dravyk sensors my posts on his mainstream board...

Fucking loser opened a board and called it "mainstreamwebmasters"

Should have just called it "honestly we aren't porners trying to get into mainstream...ooops shit!! forgot only porners use the term mainstream"

;-))))

[nlphoto]

bout fukkin time you showed back up here... ;-p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Queen Bitch]

Still speed reading, Nick? lol

A woman's entitled to merely titilate at times (at least until Morgan calls you and reads my emails to you lol)

I ran into a psychotic (rather than pathetic) version of the 'Great White King of Synopses' over on FeePay and had a bit of fun. Those that can post do, those that can't, summarize. :)

Sent him into a real tizzy with a mild-mannered little email asking him 'just how small IS that penis and have you used it outside your own rather shallow gene pool lately?'

I told him that I had my money on 2 1/2 inches +/- 1/2 but that there was no way to find out since we could find no one willing to find out.

It can get old finding yourself suspended for posting things as bland as 'you are in dire need of a good lay'. Please point out the profanity in that sentence!

I was just reading Oprano over the phone to my bf and he was jealous. He said, "Damn, we need to get the fuck over there and post, maybe you should go back into adult, their boards are so much better, you're wasting yourself on Ebay" :P

[Winetalk.com]

bout fukkin time you showed back up here... ;-p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

yeap! ditto!

[Queen Bitch]

PHOTO!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking about you the other day when I ran across your copy of Quickbooks 2k lol...whoops, never sent that back to him :)

How's life? Still up in the Valley?

I'm about to switch planets here soon, it appears. Going to be moving to the 5th ring of Hell aka So. Texas :P

I swore I'd never step foot in that state again. One of these days I'll learn to stop using absolutes lol.

[Queen Bitch]

By the way, can someone send me Mel's addy? I had a hd crash and lost my address book.

[SykkBoy]

Great to see you around again Heather

[Queen Bitch]

Hey Sykky! I came across a pic of you from IA2k last night. This is indeed Old Home Week!

And Nickers, I use 'non-adult' or 'the cheap seats' :P

Mainstream reminds me of trout or sumpin'

[MissEve]

Yo Bitch! ;)

[Stacey_JoinRightNow]

hi girl? I know you dont know me here, Im quite new... nice to meet you... *shake hands*

[Queen Bitch]

ESA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, my telepathic ability is increasing with age...I was reading a bit of Straight Man again last night! Whenever I think of ducks being garrotted it reminds me of you :P

[Queen Bitch]

Thank you Stacey, nice to meet you :)

I'm still decompressing from 2 years of veiled sarcasm and empty threats made by cretins with business models so idiotic as to make Dravyk's seem astute.

"If they could see me now" roflmao.

[Peaches]

Hey Heather!!! :) Start sticking around - we need some more estrogen here; Dravyk's not pulling his weight ;)

[Queen Bitch]

Peaches :)

Some things never change rofl!

[Lisa]

Hiya Heather! :bwave:

Heading off to bed...but it's great to see you around again. :)

[Queen Bitch]

Lis!!

How're things in Oz?

[Queen Bitch]

Wow, just reviewing my sales from the weekend. Vastly improved! I'm now up to making in two days what I used to make in 20 minutes in porn :P

But of course, it's so much more work now..makes it all worthwhile!

[Anthony]

Wow, just reviewing my sales from the weekend. Vastly improved! I'm now up to making in two days what I used to make in 20 minutes in porn :P

But of course, it's so much more work now..makes it all worthwhile!

Don't you ever fucking stop complaining?! :)

Wassup homegirl! Good to see you!

[TheEnforcer]

My two very favorite Bad Boys!!!

I heard from DoKK and Morgan today, as well, life is sweet!

Extremely is a highly subjective term..I was extremely successful in 1998 (well, for me). I am eking out a living on Ebay..but in adult terms, I'm truly a pauper. Big difference between selling sex and hawking shampoo, but I get by :D

Thanks for the complimentary post, it's nice to know one is missed. I wore the QB title proudly :P

I found that few can manage to be truly bitchy without using any type of 'profanity, hostility or interpersonal disputes', but I'm working on it.

I swear that Caspar Milquetoast (or Dravyk) wrote the posting standards for the Powerseller board..I've had posts pulled for saying 'the butt of a joke', roflmao. It's called being 'pink slapped' over there which is hysterical, they simply don't seem to get it.

Strangely enough, I actually snagged Ebay's most eligible bachelor with that very 'bitchiness' on their boards, lol. I have learned to write bullet-proof posts that are truly venemous! It is an art form in and of itself. I knew I had perfected it when I got the 'you do have a way with words, you make me hot' email hahahaha!

But sometimes it just doesn't come out right unless you can speculate on the flaccidity of the genetalia of an opponent.
:devil:

I believe that the moderators are still scratching their heads over my excessive use of the word 'heterophobe' :P

Good to see you all!

How are the rugrats and the woman you don't deserve, Nickers?

Serge, one hopes that Lady Law has not yet come to her senses and is still around :rolleyes:


I have a US # now, Morganus has it if you'd care to give me a shout, lately I've only had Texas accents to mock :D

Great post. Nice to see you back around these parts.

[Red]

Hi Heather, welcome back to Oprano.

We've never met, but from reading your posts, I love you already. ;)

[Queen Bitch]

Ant, wish I had time to fill that opening you left for me lol.

Hung for an Asian, roflmao!!!

Thanks Enforcer, it's been fun to catch up with everyone.

Hi Red..almost confused you with RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRed for a second :)

[Queen Bitch]

Can someone please remind Morgan how one operates a telephone?

One would think that she'd know by now..after all...ummm, never mind :P

[nlphoto]

she's confused since dem new-fangled ones dont have one of them spinning things...

Ducking and running... ;-p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Newton]

Welcome Heather .. a distinct pleasuse :)

[Dravyk]

Ah, Donna Quixote has trotted back to town. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sleep3.gif

Must have finally found your "stolen" wallet. :)

[Nickatilynx]

Ah, Donna Quixote has trotted back to town. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sleep3.gif

Must have finally found your "stolen" wallet. :)

LOL

I remember that episode lol

[MorganGrayson]

she's confused since dem new-fangled ones dont have one of them spinning things...

Ducking and running... ;-p~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You can run, but you can't hide, sweetie!!! :inlove:

I'll call, I'll call!!! Geesh!!! (Oh, how I missed being bitched at!!!) :okthumb:

And yes, before you even start, I'm going public.
MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE SHIT. I NEED A HAIRCUT.
(Whenever we've been apart, it's always QB's opening remark. She's always right, too. I swear, she has sensors that pick up the current state of my 'do.)

[sextoyking]

Heather,

What's happening?

Good to see you around and congrats on kicking butt with ebay.

Hugs

[Queen Bitch]

LOL Gravy Train!

Who's Donna? Oh, you meant Doña!!! Don Quixote means Sir Quixote, not Donaldo, lol. You monolinguals slay me!

Was that the best you could do? Is this "I'll take literature for 200, Alex?" ROFLMAO...BUZZZZZZ

Rather feeble reference, since I don't 'tilt' and when I use a lance, I rarely miss. Perhaps you'd have to read it in the original Old Spanish to get it!

Speaking of lances, did the approval of Viagra change your life or is it still a bit tough to get it up when your very own Sancha Panza doesn't have to kneel to blow you?

Did the geriatric bridge troll ever decide to let you have a bank account or does she still have that short leash attached to your balls?

Nice to see you again, but please warn me next time so that I can get my sunglasses out..the glare off your forehead could cause snowblindness!

[Queen Bitch]

Todd!!! How are you, you sweet faced devil? :)

Nice to see you! How's everyone's favorite hunk Fletch?

I don't need to ask, I'm sure you're doing quite well.

I might be kicking ass on Ebay boards, but there we'd have to call it something else...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. It's so much fun to be able to 'cuss' again :)

[Nickatilynx]

You know...if you are gonna stick around....

I'm sure I can make you "heather" again....

:)

I have some influence ya know...LOL

[Queen Bitch]

Thanks Nickers, hadn't tried for it, figured it was taken, but I wanted people to know that is was me. But then silly me, I open my mouth, they'd know it was me anyway roflmao.

But if you really want to tempt me, try Queen Bitch..I do so miss that :)

I was almost offended by the Cunt in Training thing...since I am certified to teach CUNT..but then I realized it's a rank by # of posts.

LOL

[Queen Bitch]

Kudos to Morganus for getting through an entire phone call with almost no mush!! Way to go GIRL!

I'd forgotten that there were people that can use etymology in a sentence :)

So refreshing to hear biting sarcasm and multisyllabic words again!

[Queen Bitch]

Qualified to teach "cunty"

Ooh, that was fast! I love it..you guys have a great geek!

[Dravyk]

Nice scatter-shot ramble there. QB!! You must be getting old though to use a Gattling instead of a sabre. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Nickatilynx]

:mf_swordf


:1partytim

[Lisa]

Heather, things are great Down Under, thanks for asking. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Kids are getting big, 15, 13 and 11 now...any day now they can all move out. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

Life is just ticking along nicely, thankyouverymuch. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bananajump.gif

[Dravyk]

:mf_swordf


:1partytimProvocateur! :hmm:

[Nickatilynx]

:jerry:




we really need a "shit stirrer" icon LOL

[Queen Bitch]

Grav..did your subscription to dictionary.com expire again?

I would be happy to start a benefit for you, since you seem to need the money.

When did they add the extra t to gatling?

Sorry I no longer have the time to teach wit, but I'm sure you're satisfied with having gotten halfway there.

[Queen Bitch]

Nick, I can still use photoshop a bit, but it'll cost you. lol

Excuse me for a bit, Tude's on the phone and well, he's more fun than reading Gravy's malapropisms or for that matter, anything else he does. :)

[sudden]

Heather!

Certainly haven't seen you for quite a while! You move back into the Bush-controlled "hell hole"? :))

[Dravyk]

Sorry I no longer have the time to teach witThose who can't do, teach.

[Dravyk]

I would be happy to start a benefit for you, since you seem to need the money.I have all the money I need, dear; but thank you for inquiring. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Best yet, unlike anything from you, there are no liabilities attached. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Winetalk.com]

JR, are you getting hard? I am
:)

[Queen Bitch]

Oh, so your boss upped your allowance? Good for you!! Does that mean you finally 'performed' your obligations in the partnership? Amazing what a V and a whole lot of scotch can do :okthumb:

Of course, one doesn't need much money when they're 40-something and still living at home.

Or is 'mainstream' paying more than the chump change you made in adult?

Those that can, learn, those that can't, just use feeble and inapt comebacks. Your 'sabre' seems to have lost its temper, hehe. But wasn't it more like a wet noodle?

And I thought Nick was kidding..roflmao

Next.

[Queen Bitch]

Serge, don't taunt Dravyk that way with your raging masculinity..he's sensitive about the big 'I'.

[Winetalk.com]

Serge, don't taunt Dravyk that way with your raging masculinity..he's sensitive about the big 'I'.


Every morning when I get up, my first thought of the day is:
how are other guys hard ons doing?

Drav, JR, yours come to my mind first....yours too, Cleo
:)

[Dravyk]

Oh, so your boss upped your allowance? Good for you!! Does that mean you finally 'performed' your obligations in the partnership? Amazing what a V and a whole lot of scotch can do http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ok.gif

Of course, one doesn't need much money when they're 40-something and still living at home. It's so good you have your imagination, else you'd have no ammo to fire. Hopefully you've finally learned to distinguish imagination from reality and from hallucenations by now.

My boss? I'm my own boss, as you very well know. Or are we getting things jumbled up again? Maybe it's time to get your dosages looked at.

As for "living at home", yes, I own my own property. So why of course I do indeed live at my home. Duh! ... No doubt the words "living at home" must be a very confusing concept with all those places you've been in and out of over the years.

Next. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Dravyk]

Every morning when I get up, my first thought of the day is:
how are other guys hard ons doing?

Drav, JR, yours come to my mind first....yours too, Cleo
http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gifAw, thanks Serge! :)

And I keep the health of your anus on my mind as well. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Winetalk.com]

Aw, thanks Serge! :)

And I keep the health of your anus on my mind as well. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

Drav,
I just got colonoscopy 2 weeks ago, thank you very much!

but...seems like you gonna get one from Heather with no anathtesia
;)

Heather, I was always wondering how Drav's inside looks like
;)

[Dravyk]

Drav,
I just got colonoscopy 2 weeks ago, thank you very much!

but...seems like you gonna get one from Heather with no anathtesia
http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

Heather, I was always wondering how Drav's inside looks like
http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gifI know! Glad everything went well for ya, Serge! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Should be a nasty operation, her knives are dull, and her hands shake too much.

In fact I've already filed the malpractice suit! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Sin]

Welcome back, Heather/QB :)

We haven't met but I'm sure its a pleasure.

[Queen Bitch]

Sergei, you don't brush your teeth, you hone your tongue!

I bow to the most worthy opponent I've ever had on any board and the man who was responsible for at least a couple of million dollars in income. :wnw:

For those who aren't as old as the hills ;) , Serge dragged me kicking and cursing onto the Ynot board in 1997 and the rest is history. Those were battles indeed! We both had shoeprints on our asses most of the time back then lol.

[Queen Bitch]

Sin, thank you for your kind welcome, it's been fun seeing everyone again!

Tude and I were talking about how stupifyingly boring the Ebay boards are and I was waxing nostalgic about the old days in adult. I just bet we'll have fun here.

[Tude]

Deanna (Heather) is off to package her shipment for tomorrow. She referred me to this board and I wanted to stop in and say hi.

This board looks great. It will be nice to speak my mind rather than be censored for saying something like butt ugly.

Nick, Serge, Ms. Grayson, and others, I have heard a lot of good things about you, it is nice to meet you.

BTW, Dravyk, one thing I have learned over the years is to never post in anger. The words never come out correctly and you get your ass kicked.

Just thought you might need that when Deanna gets back.

[Dravyk]

Welcome to the board, Tude! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/waving.gif

From the moment of Heather's return, post numero one, she's been hell-bent to slam me. After leaving the first seven or eight hits unanswered, and hoping she got it all out of her system, I come back today after a night's rest to find (again without my responding) that she was at it anew. And so, now I'm slamming back. It's that simple really.

If she can't stand the heat, she shouldn't have put the kitchen on fire in the first place.

Oh and I rarely post in anger. I might post angrily, but not without thought; one gets too tripped up otherwise. But if she's going to get down and dirty, I'll do my best to sink to her level. ;)

Anyhow, I'm sure you can tell Heather and I have had a long history of ripping into each other. Just as she and Serge once did, and she with practically everyone in the adult industry at one time or another have done. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Anyways, again, welcome to The Wild Side, Tude.

[Tude]

Thanks for the warm welcome, Dravyk.

I saw Nick recommend to her in an earlier post to "at least advise Dravyk that he is a loser, he seems to have forgotten". I thought she was simply being accomodating. ;)

From what I have seen, Deanna can take any amount of heat. She is known to set fires for fun.

Deanna has been known to do a bit of ripping while seeking a worthy opponent. I have seen her teasing others today, and none of them got upset. Don't get your knickers in a wad, few people really appreciate her dry sense of humor but I can tell when she is just playing.

As far as Deanna's history is concerned, thanks, but we don't have any secrets.

[Dravyk]

From what I have seen, Deanna can take any amount of heat. She is known to set fires for fun.LMAO! Tell me about it!

I know when she's just playing and when she isn't as well. Trust me on that score.

In any event, I can personally think of much more constructive, profitable and even fun uses of my time, than for her and I to mutually disembowel each other for the perverse pleasure of onlookers. (Um, sorry about that, onlookers!)

That said, she knows I can go toe-to-toe with her any day. And I most certainly will if pushed to it. But why bother? Life is too short. There's too much to do.

Anyhow, late here on the East Coast. So good night.

[Sabby]

LMAO! Tell me about it!

In any event, I can personally think of much more constructive, profitable and even fun uses of my time, than for her and I to mutually disembowel each other for the perverse pleasure of onlookers. (Um, sorry about that, onlookers!)



Im sure she can make you "a couple million dollars in income" if ya just tell the "old as the hills" bitch to STFU.

Now how can you just walk away from that???

LOL. Ummm... I see Oprano is really starved for entertainment this week...

I'm off to have my ass bleached now! Toodles!! ;)


Sabby:flash:

[Winetalk.com]

Heather, you brought tears to my eyes....and greatly improved my English spelling over the years, I now know that F U C K has "C" in it!
;)

[Nickatilynx]

""In any event, I can personally think of much more constructive, profitable and even fun uses of my time, than for her and I to mutually disembowel each other for the perverse pleasure of onlookers. (Um, sorry about that, onlookers!)""

Awww fuck , Dravyk , I just got settled in :(

;-))

Tude , welcome to Oprano. :)

Hopefully you and QB will be able to contribute more than just a good beat down on Drav , which though amusing I grant you , may get old. :)

[MorganGrayson]

Welcome to the board, Tude. I've heard a lot of very good things about you, too! :waving:


Uh, Sabby honey...:blink:

[Newton]

Welcome to Oprano Tude :)

[Forest]

Ah, Donna Quixote has trotted back to town. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sleep3.gif

Must have finally found your "stolen" wallet. :)

LOL that was soo funny

welcome back heather

[Queen Bitch]

Don't worry Nickers, was just fooling around a bit, it's so refreshing to not come back to a board and find all your posts pulled lol.

Actually, I'm thinking it would be interesting to investigate the adult side of Ebay a bit and I definitely missed a lot of folks around here!

Ok, fun time's over..time to get into some serious stuff.

Forrest, thanks :)