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Winetalk.com
10-05-2005, 06:19 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1186609

http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/MH10310051654.jpeg
MorganGrayson
10-05-2005, 06:54 PM
This is why mothers always say "take small bites and chew your food." :blink:
Trev
10-05-2005, 07:00 PM
13-foot Burmese python!! It's a shame that my son will never see Disney :blink:
PornoDoggy
10-05-2005, 07:03 PM
I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
domtheboy
10-05-2005, 07:05 PM
The article makes no mention of what wine the python had as an accompaniment, you're slipping Serge ;)
Dravyk
10-05-2005, 09:29 PM
Why does mainstream make every photo the size of a thumb?! :ranting:
gold4dinar
10-06-2005, 12:01 AM
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
by Joshua Piven

How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator: 4. If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (for example, a limb), tap or punch it on the snout.

What to do if you confront a lion which threatens to attack you? (Answer: try to make yourself appear bigger than you are by opening your coat wide.)
JoesHO
10-06-2005, 01:11 AM
Pythons are pussies
sarettah
10-06-2005, 02:09 AM
Hmm.. A 6 footgator eh ?

Good thing I'm 6'4 and too big for the fucking snake otherwise I might have to stop going to the condo :huh:
sarettah
10-06-2005, 02:10 AM
Why does mainstream make every photo the size of a thumb?! :ranting:


Because someone told them they had to have thumbnails :yowsa:

(Just count yourself lucky that it isn't a pic of an actual thumbnail)
Dravyk
10-06-2005, 03:20 AM
Because someone told them they had to have thumbnails http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

(Just count yourself lucky that it isn't a pic of an actual thumbnail)Here's a prime example. Take a look: http://serenitymovie.com/nonflash_site/images.html

The photos are "considered large" for non-adult, and the thumbs are ... well .... take a look yourself. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/banghead.gif

I really hate this crap!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mad.gif
DollarManSteve
10-06-2005, 11:10 AM
So, If we're the Python - who's the alligator?!?!?
ReighlynnRaine
10-06-2005, 07:12 PM
Ooooh. I bet that felt great. No desert for him. :)
MorganGrayson
10-06-2005, 07:18 PM
Why does mainstream make every photo the size of a thumb?! :ranting:

My youngest daughter built adult sites when she became old enough. She really cut her teeth, so-to-speak, in adult.

I can't tell you the number of times I've heard her bellow "haven't these people ever heard of LOADING TIME?!?!?!?!?"

Non-adult photos are small...but their sites are so huge that you have to really, really want to view them to wait for them to load.

Next week: non-adult navigation...or the lack thereof....
Dravyk
10-06-2005, 09:21 PM
Er, Morgan, did that actually answer the question??? :scratchin

At least you were the only one to try. :)
MorganGrayson
10-06-2005, 09:48 PM
Er, Morgan, did that actually answer the question??? :scratchin

At least you were the only one to try. :)

No, that didn't really answer the question.
The only actual answer I can come up with is "they're too dumb to know better." :unsure:
Dravyk
10-06-2005, 09:51 PM
The only actual answer I can come up with is "they're too dumb to know better." :unsure:That seems to be the correct answer ... alas.
sarettah
10-06-2005, 09:53 PM
I really hate this crap!!


Well, change it dammit !

Set a new standard for mainstream web :okthumb:
Dravyk
10-06-2005, 10:13 PM
Well, change it dammit !

Set a new standard for mainstream web :okthumb:Or I could sell magnifying glasses at $4.99 and call them "monitor helpers". :)
ReighlynnRaine
10-07-2005, 05:39 AM
Or I could sell magnifying glasses at $4.99 and call them "monitor helpers". :)

Better patent that quick! :)