Everyone in this business...

[Nickatilynx]

Is totally mad.

:)

[Trev]

Edited!

[DannyCox]

No, we're just alll Sexually Challenged!

Of course, that does drive one Mad, sooner or later

[gigi]

Is totally mad.

:)

:hello2:

[Nickatilynx]

Seriously we are all fucking 1000 proxies short of a spam!!!

Name one sane webmaster?

[MorganGrayson]

Seriously we are all fucking 1000 proxies short of a spam!!!

Name one sane webmaster?

All the ones who got the hell out.

[Nickatilynx]

All the ones who got the hell out.

Bullshit!!!

Some of them just went on to even crazier things!!!

;-))

[MorganGrayson]

Bullshit!!!

Some of them just went on to even crazier things!!!

;-))

Which means that they're no longer insane webmasters, they're...oh, who gives a shit anyway. :blink:

[Nickatilynx]

Which means that they're no longer insane webmasters, they're...oh, who gives a shit anyway. :blink:

Thanks for proving your qualifications :)

Compulsive obsessive...

Next!

:)

[Dravyk]

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/happy45.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/boober.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bounce.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ooh2.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dance.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/seesaw01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mf_viking01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/butt.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/pinkelephant.gif

[Nickatilynx]

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/happy45.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/boober.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bounce.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ooh2.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dance.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/seesaw01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mf_viking01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/butt.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/pinkelephant.gif

Jesus , you are enough for a whole fucking Shrink conference... ;-))

[Dravyk]

Jesus , you are enough for a whole fucking Shrink conference... ;-))You're just saying that cause it's true! :blush:

[MorganGrayson]

Thanks for proving your qualifications :)

Compulsive obsessive...

Next!

:)

Actually, my main qualification for being an "insane webmaster" is now and has always been...genuinely liking you.

I've received several very tempting committment offers.

[Inabon]

hell yeah we are if anyone has doubt they can see my avatar


buuuuuuaaaaaa buuuuuuuuaaaa hhuuuuuuaaaaa

[Dravyk]

Actually, my main qualification for being an "insane webmaster" is now and has always been...genuinely liking you.

I've received several very tempting committment offers.Any time anyone finds out someone likes Nick they are usually offered to be committed. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

[Nickatilynx]

My imaginary friends all think I'm cool , so fuck off.

[MorganGrayson]

Any time anyone finds out someone likes Nick they are usually offered to be committed. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

It's not as easy as you might think.
A lot of doctors accuse me faking it, saying "*nobody* is THAT crazy."
And...with my luck...I forgot totally where I'd buried the bodies, so I had no physical evidence.


Dontcha just hate it when that happens?

[Dravyk]

My imaginary friends all think I'm cool , so fuck off.How is Chang these days? :)

[Dravyk]

It's not as easy as you might think.
A lot of doctors accuse me faking it, saying "*nobody* is THAT crazy."
And...with my luck...I forgot totally where I'd buried the bodies, so I had no physical evidence.


Dontcha just hate it when that happens?Nope! I GPSed the bodies long ago for future awakening!

Muhahahahahaha!

[MorganGrayson]

My imaginary friends all think his imaginary friends are homosexual.

[MorganGrayson]

Nope! I GPSed the bodies long ago for future awakening!

Muhahahahahaha!

*making a note*
Thanks, Drav. Nice to confer with a collegue on these matters. Thumbs up for the display of professionalism. :okthumb: :okthumb:

[PornoDoggy]

My pooka says all yaw'lls invisible friends are full of invisible shit.

[gigi]

Nope! I GPSed the bodies long ago for future awakening!

Muhahahahahaha!

Can't do that without the witchcraft....now, where did I put those bats.....

[Dravyk]

Can't do that without the witchcraft....now, where did I put those bats....."Scrryyyyyying ... over you" :)

[Sin]

I feel pretty... oh so pretty... I feel pretty, and witty, and gaay!!!

I'm not mad at all, quite happy in fact ;)

[Newton]

What the fuck is sane?

[Nickatilynx]

What the fuck is sane?

Not you. :)

[Newton]

I'll have you know .. I do not wish physical or emotional harm on others or myself :)

[PornoDoggy]

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

[domtheboy]

Nick, I am not crazy. And my 3 other personalities don't like it when you call me that.

[Sabby]

This is my song:

BITCH - Merideth Brooks

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

[Chorus:]
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

[Chorus]

Just when you think, you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

[Chorus]

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way


Sabby:flash:

[Almighty Colin]

How is Chang these days? :)

Anthony is NOT Chinese!

[Trev]

You're all mental... I'm the only sane one here. :unsure:

[gigi]

This is my song:

BITCH - Merideth Brooks

Sabby:flash:

hahaha, I can soooo relate!

[JoesHO]

We're ape, barmy, batty, berserk, bonkers, cracked, crazed, cuckoo, daft, delirious, demented, deranged, dingy, dippy, erratic, flaky, flipped, flipped out, freaked out, fruity, haywire, idiotic, insane, kooky, lunatic, mad, maniacal, mental, moonstruck, nuts, nutty, potty, psycho, screw loose, screwball, screwy, silly, touched, unbalanced, unglued, unhinged, unzipped, wacky, whacko, one oar in the water, lost all our marbles, have screws loose ...

What what were we talking about again? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/happy45.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/boober.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bounce.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ooh2.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dance.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/seesaw01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mf_viking01.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/butt.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/pinkelephant.gif


you got out of sync around X Dravyk.... hmmm out of sync around X sounds like a deeper story to me .

[JoesHO]

oh yeah I forgot too ......

I am the man who is SANE
I am the man making RaIN

[TheEnforcer]

The webmaster community is an........ interesting segment of the population to be sure. ;>))

[TheEnforcer]

Brain Damage

The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
The lunatic is in the hall
The lunatics are in my hall
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every day the paper boy brings more
And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
The lunatic is in my head
The lunatic is in my head
You raise the blade, you make the change
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
You lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
You shout and no one seems to hear
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

"I can't think of anything to say except...
I think it's marvellous! HaHaHa!"

[DrGuile]

Im not crazy.

[Red]

You're all mental... I'm the only sane one here. :unsure:

Mental patients never think they are insane. One of the first signs of trouble is that you can't see what everyone can about you. :cuckoo1:

[Dravyk]

Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go, oh
I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated

:rokk:

[PornoDoggy]

Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good,
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home.
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor.
They'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

They'll stone ya when you're at the breakfast table.
They'll stone ya when you are young and able.
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck.
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "good luck."
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car.
They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar.
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

Well, they'll stone you when you walk all alone.
They'll stone you when you are walking home.
They'll stone you and then say you are brave.
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave.
But I would not feel so all alone,
Everybody must get stoned.

[MorganGrayson]

Twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothing to do, no where to go, oh
I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

{Refrain}

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-baba, baba-ba-baba, I wanna be sedated

:rokk:

One of my all time FAVORITES!! I love the Ramones!! I turn this sucker up loud when I'm in one of *those* moods. (Hush up, all of you.)

High "five," Dravyk! :okthumb:

[Trev]

Mental patients never think they are insane. One of the first signs of trouble is that you can't see what everyone can about you. :cuckoo1:
Hmm... I missed this. :gonnageti

[Dravyk]

Hmm... I missed this. :gonnagetiThat's because you're in denial. :)

[Trev]

That's because you're in denial. :)
Which one of us? :blink:

[Dravyk]

Which one of us? :blink:See?! You still are! LOL!

[Trev]

See?! You still are! LOL!
I used to have one of those, but I had to kill it because it wouldn't eat chips. :cuckoo1:

[Dravyk]

I used to have one of those, but I had to kill it because it wouldn't eat chips. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/cuckoo.gifI swear that sounds like something Holly would say on Red Dwarf.

http://www.apsg70.dsl.pipex.com/wallpaper/small_RedDwarf-Holly.jpg

[Trev]

I swear that sounds like something Holly would say on Red Dwarf.

http://www.apsg70.dsl.pipex.com/wallpaper/small_RedDwarf-Holly.jpg
This one:

http://www.british-sitcom.co.uk/red_dwarf/graphics/char_holly2.jpg

:D

[PornoDoggy]

I wonder if this thread is really just a part of my delusional state.

I wonder if I am just part of the delusional state of someone else.

Is there any reality left?

[Dravyk]

This one:

http://www.british-sitcom.co.uk/red_dwarf/graphics/char_holly2.jpg

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/biggrin.gifIf you actually sound like that one I'm more scared of you then I was before!

Nick! Remember John Hilton sounded exactly like Holly?! (The first one.)

[Dravyk]

I wonder if this thread is really just a part of my delusional state.

I wonder if I am just part of the delusional state of someone else.

Is there any reality left?I wonder if board threads are the cyber equivalent of string theory. :blink:

[Nickatilynx]

And redlion does the best impression of Kryton lol

[SykkBoy]

Aren't all creative people a little off their tree?
I know my youngest son is ready to become an adult webmaster when he turns 18...his imaginary friend's name is Hot Pants...

[Dravyk]

I know my youngest son is ready to become an adult webmaster when he turns 18...his imaginary friend's name is Hot Pants...LMAO! :wnw:

[EroticySteve]

I'm very happy actually.

[MorganGrayson]

I'm actually quite happy this time around, too. I treat this *much* more like a "business" than a "lifestyle," as I did before. Work starts at a certain time and stops at a certain time. If I wake up in the middle of the night, I don't go build a freesite like I used to. I try like hell to go back to sleep, but if I can't, I have a book waiting in the kitchen. I keep much better notes so I know what I'm supposed to be doing and when I'm supposed to be doing it. I know which sponsors I can convert (see sig!) and don't waste my time on things that I can't convert properly.

Adult will never buy me a new car. I don't care. I spent two days shopping my happy little fingers off online this week...which I couldn't have done without this business.

I also am much more eager to learn new things this time around, too. I don't have a "rut."

[SykkBoy]

LMAO! :wnw:
it was cute until he started talking to Hot Pants and Mrs. Hot Pants (Hot Pants' mother) at school....and was amazed that Mrs. Hot Pants "had big boobies"...my parent-teacher conference is scheduled for this evening...

[Dravyk]

it was cute until he started talking to Hot Pants and Mrs. Hot Pants (Hot Pants' mother) at school....and was amazed that Mrs. Hot Pants "had big boobies"...my parent-teacher conference is scheduled for this evening...Oy! Just tell teacher he's a bit promiscuous for his age. :huh:

Yeah, that will go over well!

[SykkBoy]

Oy! Just tell teacher he's a bit promiscuous for his age. :huh:

Yeah, that will go over well!
I live in a predominantly mormon neighborhood...it would go over very well...in fact, so well, I could come home to see burning effigies in my likeness

[MorganGrayson]

Lance...he most likely has age appropriate comments that will stay age appropriate right up until some adult freaks out and either makes him feel ashamed and guilty or hands him a nice weapon to use against adults. If he discovers that saying words like "boobies" freaks out his teacher...she bettle settle in to be freaked out a lot.

When a sixth grade daughter mentioned having a boyfriend, I did the silent, blank faced *thud,* then asked in a casual voice "what does that mean in the sixth grade?" She shrugged and said "nothing, really." It was merely immitative behavior. Kids would make a declaration "so-and-so is my boyfriend/girlfriend" and that was that. It didn't change their behavior in the slightest. They didn't spend more time together or do any of the things older children would have done. "Ah," I said to my child. "OK." And that was that.

I had an absolute catfight with another parent once who told me what she'd heard during one of her middle school daughter's phone calls. I said "back up a minute...you *listened in* on one of her phone calls?!?!?!?" (That point was lost on her, so we moved on.) I tried to explain that at that age, kids talked dirty on the phone. The phone made them safe. (I'd gotten advice from my own middle school aged children by asking them about phone call content, discovering that it was quite frequently blue, and it - again - did not change a thing about the way they treated each other in person.) She had violated trust and royally overreacted.

My youngest got an email into the family account when we first got the internet that had a subject line that dropped my jaw. She said "oh, he just does that in the subject line, he thinks it's funny, the rest of the email isn't like that." I said "you most definitely need your *own* email account" and off we went to hotmail, with instructions on internet safety. I could have royally overreacted and forbidden her computer usage...but then I never would have had the pleasure of watching her glued to a hockey game because she'd met a nice Canadian kid in a teen chat room. It was a Candian team versus an American team...and they had a playful "I'll bet my country can kick your country's butt!!" thing going on. She'd never watched hockey before this.

[PornoDoggy]

My daughter got into hockey the first time she saw a guy's face smashed into the glass in front of her.

Now she's getting serious with an otherwise very nice young man who has one MAJOR flaw.

He's a Cubs fan.

[MorganGrayson]

My daughter got into hockey the first time she saw a guy's face smashed into the glass in front of her.

Now she's getting serious with an otherwise very nice young man who has one MAJOR flaw.

He's a Cubs fan.

They can't be perfect, PD. :)

[SykkBoy]

Lance...he most likely has age appropriate comments that will stay age appropriate right up until some adult freaks out and either makes him feel ashamed and guilty or hands him a nice weapon to use against adults. If he discovers that saying words like "boobies" freaks out his teacher...she bettle settle in to be freaked out a lot.

When a sixth grade daughter mentioned having a boyfriend, I did the silent, blank faced *thud,* then asked in a casual voice "what does that mean in the sixth grade?" She shrugged and said "nothing, really." It was merely immitative behavior. Kids would make a declaration "so-and-so is my boyfriend/girlfriend" and that was that. It didn't change their behavior in the slightest. They didn't spend more time together or do any of the things older children would have done. "Ah," I said to my child. "OK." And that was that.

I had an absolute catfight with another parent once who told me what she'd heard during one of her middle school daughter's phone calls. I said "back up a minute...you *listened in* on one of her phone calls?!?!?!?" (That point was lost on her, so we moved on.) I tried to explain that at that age, kids talked dirty on the phone. The phone made them safe. (I'd gotten advice from my own middle school aged children by asking them about phone call content, discovering that it was quite frequently blue, and it - again - did not change a thing about the way they treated each other in person.) She had violated trust and royally overreacted.

My youngest got an email into the family account when we first got the internet that had a subject line that dropped my jaw. She said "oh, he just does that in the subject line, he thinks it's funny, the rest of the email isn't like that." I said "you most definitely need your *own* email account" and off we went to hotmail, with instructions on internet safety. I could have royally overreacted and forbidden her computer usage...but then I never would have had the pleasure of watching her glued to a hockey game because she'd met a nice Canadian kid in a teen chat room. It was a Candian team versus an American team...and they had a playful "I'll bet my country can kick your country's butt!!" thing going on. She'd never watched hockey before this.


yeah
he loves to see me howl with laughter when he talks about finding me a new girlfriend with big boobies...my older son gets a kick out of it too...I just have to explain to them what is funny at home might not be as funny in school.

I did get a kick out of the teacher calling me...the teacher loves him because he just says what's on his mind and doesn't care what anyone thinks. He is also amazed at my son's creativity...when he plays with Hot Pants (try typing that without giggling, I dare ya), he has amazingly detailed adventures and I'd never want to curb his creativity.

[selena]

I like being on the Lunatic Fringe.

I was there for so long, that when things calmed to a period of normalcy I didn't have a clue what I was supposed to do.

I think that is called crisies addiction. Not sure, I've had a bunch of labels put on me over the years. In the end, I'm just a crazy chick tryin' to get by.

[MorganGrayson]

yeah
he loves to see me howl with laughter when he talks about finding me a new girlfriend with big boobies...my older son gets a kick out of it too...I just have to explain to them what is funny at home might not be as funny in school.

I did get a kick out of the teacher calling me...the teacher loves him because he just says what's on his mind and doesn't care what anyone thinks. He is also amazed at my son's creativity...when he plays with Hot Pants (try typing that without giggling, I dare ya), he has amazingly detailed adventures and I'd never want to curb his creativity.

We had to have the "language" talk with our kids. We never censored their language at home, but told them you didn't speak like that out in public because it was wrong to "gratuitously offend people." (If you wanted the privilege of using four letter words in my house you had to understand the five syllable ones. Rules of the game.) My kids would speak to their friends the way they always did on the way to school...and inevitably get "shushed!!" with the head gesture toward their father. One of my kids would shrug and begin their favorite "freak out their friends" game with a "hey, Dad? Fuck you" to which my husband would mildly reply "fuck you, too." (We're lucky we didn't put a few kids in the hospital with that one.)

A teacher actually *repainted* one of my at the time second grade daughter's art project because she didn't want the penguin to have pink (could have been purple, don't remember) polka dots. Well, we sat the nearly hysterical child down and got the directions for the project - "real or imaginary animal." Allrighteeethen. My husband went in to visit the principal and his opening salvo was "first off...you're so lucky my wife isn't here." Not big on curbing creativity around here, either. If the directions had been "real life animal," then I could see telling *the child* to repaint the project, but that hadn't been the instructions. And the *teacher* repainting it?!?!?!? Oh, I so don't think so....

[MorganGrayson]

I like being on the Lunatic Fringe.

I was there for so long, that when things calmed to a period of normalcy I didn't have a clue what I was supposed to do.

I think that is called crisies addiction. Not sure, I've had a bunch of labels put on me over the years. In the end, I'm just a crazy chick tryin' to get by.

I hate labels. Everybody has to have some kind of "addiction" or the shrinks aren't happy.

I, too, am a "crazy chick just tryin' to get by." Anybody who read or heard the morning news is just a crazy tryin' to get by...and that doesn't even cover the personal life stuff.

[Dravyk]

I live in a predominantly mormon neighborhood...it would go over very well...in fact, so well, I could come home to see burning effigies in my likeness
I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High ...

[selena]

I want to tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife

Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High ...

The day my mama socked it to
the Harper Valley PTA

:D

[PornoDoggy]

They can't be perfect, PD. :)

Ah, but on the other had, I'm a Cardinals fan. Following her love to Siberia I could understand ... but this?

[Dravyk]

Ah, but on the other had, I'm a Cardinals fan. Following her love to Siberia I could understand ... but this?Alright, Alright! You get the Tevya Award!

Now get over it! :bitchslap

[JoesHO]

did I mention I am SANE ?

[Dravyk]

did I mention I am SANE ?One look at your avatar and I say "no". :blink:

[Red]

Alright, Alright! You get the Tevya Award!

Now get over it! :bitchslap


:biglaugh:

[PornoDoggy]

Alright, Alright! You get the Tevya Award!

Now get over it! :bitchslap

I'm very sorry if I'm annoying you. As it says in the Good Book ...

[Osiris]

A thread like this just wouldn't look right without me posting in it..

[urb]

Imagine how annoying it must be for a Vietnam veteran to wander into a Neighbourhood Watch meeting, only to see some guy on the committee dressed up in jungle combat gear...

I bet most of you have no idea how scary mental illness can be.

[Trev]

Imagine how annoying it must be for a Vietnam veteran to wander into a Neighbourhood Watch meeting, only to see some guy on the committee dressed up in jungle combat gear...

I bet most of you have no idea how scary mental illness can be.
I think you'd be surprised....

[urb]

So would you say that a high percentage of adult webmasters suffer with mental health issues?

And if so, do you think it's a result of the work, or perhaps that the job attracts people who were ill in the first place?

[Trev]

So would you say that a high percentage of adult webmasters suffer with mental health issues?

And if so, do you think it's a result of the work, or perhaps that the job attracts people who were ill in the first place?
I don't know if there's a high percentage with "mental health" issues, but I can name more than 20 that do have "mental problems" of some sort.

Personally I'm not sure how much it is to do with the business, I think these problems where there to begin with, but tend to surface due to webmaster boards and the fact that this is to an extent an isolationist business.

[sarettah]

It's all just a state of mind :huh:

[selena]

Imagine how annoying it must be for a Vietnam veteran to wander into a Neighbourhood Watch meeting, only to see some guy on the committee dressed up in jungle combat gear...

I bet most of you have no idea how scary mental illness can be.


Like Trev, I think you'd be surprised.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I see it as an adaptation thing. I don't think the work is what causes issues. I think (and know im my case) that this career, so to speak, was what I figured out that I could do that would allow me to earn money. I *needed* to work at home. I didn't just want to.

So the net was the obvious answer, and porn from that.

[PornoDoggy]

the job attracts people who were ill in the first place

That's where I'd put my money ...

[urb]

this career, so to speak, was what I figured out that I could do that would allow me to earn money. I *needed* to work at home. I didn't just want to.

So the net was the obvious answer, and porn from that.

Wow, I guess some of us are in the same boat then. :)

[selena]

Wow, I guess some of us are in the same boat then. :)


Looks that way. ;)

Seriously, I've seen way too many posts on boards, or had private conversations with people that indicate many of us have some sort of issue. I just like to joke about mine. Might as well. ;)

[Dravyk]

I just like going to work naked. :)

And I got tired being arrested at my old jobs. :yowsa:

[MorganGrayson]

Wow, I guess some of us are in the same boat then. :)

It's a big, damned boat, urb.

I'm like selena...I *had* to work from home.

I once mentioned being an agoraphobic on an adult webmaster message board...and my inbox lit up. I got a *lot* of "me, too!" emails. These people were working from home due to an inability to leave their homes. I'm more of a "recovering agoraphobic" now...which means sometimes I can go out, sometimes...uh...nope.

[Trev]

I'm a pyromaniac :blowup01:

[Anthony]

I admit it. I've got issues.

I got more issues than National Geographic!

[Trev]

I admit it. I've got issues.

I got more issues than National Geographic!
hahahahaha, that's a :-pearl:

[Nickatilynx]

hahahahaha, that's a :-pearl:

jezzzus...that line is older than sarettah....

;-))

[Anthony]

jezzzus...that line is older than sarettah....

;-))

Yah, to you. I only used that around you when we were macking with the females! :)

[Trev]

jezzzus...that line is older than sarettah....

;-))
I've never heard it before, I'm adding it to my "offline" sayings to use :D

[Dravyk]

jezzzus...that line is older than sarettah....What? Methuselah isn't even older than Sarettah!!

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/burn4nick.gif

[Nickatilynx]

I think sykk was the first I heard use that line.

But he is a notorious line stealer...

[Anthony]

I think sykk was the first I heard use that line.

But he is a notorious line stealer...

I came up with that line, damnit.

[Nickatilynx]

I came up with that line, damnit.

fucking sykk....line stealing son of a bitch...

[Trev]

fucking sykk....line stealing son of a bitch...
An argument over stealing lines :o

[Nickatilynx]

An argument over stealing lines :o

I know.

Incredible really lol

Its actually never happened.

There used to be frightful arguments over NOT.

Or doing too small a one...LOL

[Bhelliom]

100


sorry haven't even read this thread

[Trev]

I know.

Incredible really lol

Its actually never happened.

There used to be frightful arguments over NOT.

Or doing too small a one...LOL
Allegedly ;)

[Trev]

100


sorry haven't even read this thread
You sir are numerically inept, but in keeping with a GFY tradition you've pulled it off perfectly - 1 post late. :yowsa:

[Bhelliom]

I'm not including the first post... that would have been the 100th reply

[Bhelliom]

I'll take that apology in the form of your gorgeous wife coming to visit for a while :D

[Trev]

I'm not including the first post... that would have been the 100th reply
You pedantic bastard, I'll give you that, but it's still the 101st post :bleh01:

[urb]

I'm a pyromaniac :blowup01:

Trev setting fire to something (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3/)

[Bhelliom]

k urb that was pretty funny

I gave you points for that one

[SykkBoy]

I think sykk was the first I heard use that line.

But he is a notorious line stealer...
Actually, the line I stole was "Some people have issues, I have a subscription" but it was borrowed from a line I saw on a geek humor board "Some people have issues, that bitch has a subscription"

so, Anthony's and my cases of "stealing" were merely "sampling"

[Trev]

Trev setting fire to something (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3/)
Hahahahaha

That's excellent :okthumb: :okthumb:

[Dravyk]

Back to the topic ...


You're all nuts!!! :mental:

[Trev]

Back to the topic ...


You're all nuts!!! :mental:
Who the hell are you talking to?


There's only you in this thread :blink:

[Dravyk]

Who the hell are you talking to?


There's only you in this thread :blink:Yeah? Then who are you???

[Trev]

Yeah? Then who are you???
who?

[selena]

Trev setting fire to something (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3/)

:clapping0 That rocked!

[PornoDoggy]

jezzzus...that line is older than sarettah....

;-))Oh, shit ... that belongs in the Smithstonian

[Trev]

Oh, shit ... that belongs in the Smithstonian
Maybe it's old enough to be new again. ;)