View Full Version : The newbieboard , traffic board etc , can all kiss my ass!!!
Nickatilynx
09-30-2005, 04:04 PM
If you are a newbie and want to learn?
Post here. We don't bite.
and if you are too scared to post here , you don't deserve to be taught. :)
If you want traffic yadda....Same!
Close those other boards will ya.
:)
If I can't have one long flat board , I'll have one big assed threaded board.
Let's leave "Main" and "spam" ...
The end :)
Hahaha, awesome rant, I like it & I'm inclined to agree :)
MorganGrayson
09-30-2005, 04:13 PM
This is a fantastic opportunity, novices. :okthumb:
You can find lots of places to talk to other newbies...but is that best for your *business*???
I'll answer my own question - because it's so easy.
No. That *isn't* what's best for your business.
Asking your questions to a veteran is what's best for your business.
We were all in the exact same position that you're in now...wanting to start in this industry and having absolutely no clue what to do first. Most of us have a list of people we owe debts to...because *they* mentored us. For those of you interested in "internet porn trivia," Nickatilynx was one of my mentors. I've known him since 1997.
We all know the hesitation a novice makes before their first post. Don't worry. There are no stupid questions. :)
TheEnforcer
09-30-2005, 04:18 PM
And a booming voice with an accent rains down from the heavens.....
And so it shall be!! :p
Any threads from the newbie forum that anyone would like to keep active, please post in them BEFORE they're moved in to the main board or you'll have to hunt like a cunt to find them. :)
I'm sitting with my finger on the trigger so please be quick ;)
Dravyk
09-30-2005, 04:31 PM
As it is written, so shall it be done.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera ...
selena
09-30-2005, 04:35 PM
Good idea. I nearly always only read the main forum on every board I go to, with the exception of one.
Good idea. I nearly always only read the main forum on every board I go to, with the exception of one.
Which one would that be? :)
selena
09-30-2005, 04:44 PM
Which one would that be? :)
At the MP board, I post in the general board, but I also post pretty regularly in the Shemp section of the board. Other than that, 99% of the time, I only look at the main forum of boards.
Winetalk.com
09-30-2005, 05:01 PM
bring me the newbie!
They learn faster when tourtured!
;)
selena
09-30-2005, 05:03 PM
bring me the newbie!
They learn faster when tourtured!
;)
~sits with pencil ready to take notes~
What type of wine do you suggest to complement a tortured newbie?
Winetalk.com
09-30-2005, 05:06 PM
I would NEVER put wine in an enema
;)
selena
09-30-2005, 05:08 PM
I would NEVER put wine in an enema
;)
~lmao~
Indeed, induction of alcohol into body cavities may cause infection and thusly should be avoided.
I was more wondering about what you liked with Filet O' Newbie. I'm placing bets that it might be a dish you enjoy. :D
domtheboy
09-30-2005, 05:09 PM
eek what did I miss ? Is one of the boards closing or some shit ?
eek what did I miss ? Is one of the boards closing or some shit ?
Not one but three. Everyone (except drive by spammers) has to post in here now. ;)
domtheboy
09-30-2005, 05:16 PM
Ah right. I should be okay then, I regualry come in here for a chat. I was thinking of taking up a new hobby too actually....
baiting brand0n, everyone else is at it so why should I miss out ?
domtheboy
09-30-2005, 05:17 PM
Post here. We don't bite.
Are you sure you're not telling a porky pie there Nick ? :p
Ah right. I should be okay then, I regualry come in here for a chat. I was thinking of taking up a new hobby too actually....
baiting brand0n, everyone else is at it so why should I miss out ?
You'll be fine in here, plus that new hobby will win you some friends ;)
Biggy
09-30-2005, 05:19 PM
you guys really want newbies over here? :)
im a newbie hater, i'd rather be friends with them when they have something to offer :)
stick them all on a newbie board, we can go over and bash on them for pleasure whenever we choose!!
you guys really want newbies over here? :)
Why not?
It's got to be better than cut and paste news threads. ;)
domtheboy
09-30-2005, 05:21 PM
you guys really want newbies over here? :)
im a newbie hater, i'd rather be friends with them when they have something to offer :)
Nice to meet you too.
Biggy
09-30-2005, 05:23 PM
Nice to meet you too.
dom, dont take my words too seriously, im a bit of a joker. :)
domtheboy
09-30-2005, 05:31 PM
dom, dont take my words too seriously, im a bit of a joker. :)
lol just pulling your chain man, I was led to believe it's all the rage in here ;) :okthumb:
lol just pulling your chain man, I was led to believe it's all the rage in here ;) :okthumb:
Not anymore, this place has chilled somewhat. :)
DrGuile
09-30-2005, 05:52 PM
jump the "board selection" page... since there's only one board... who's running this place? :P
Winetalk.com
09-30-2005, 05:56 PM
~lmao~
Indeed, induction of alcohol into body cavities may cause infection and thusly should be avoided.
I was more wondering about what you liked with Filet O' Newbie. I'm placing bets that it might be a dish you enjoy. :D
thgis would NOT cause an infection, alchohol is antiseptic,
but deadly intoxication due to the delivery mechanism is very much possible.
:)
I don't enjoy Newbie Filets anymore,
I do it reluctuntly and not very often
;)
jump the "board selection" page... since there's only one board... who's running this place? :P
There's still the spam board. So we need to offer the choice. :)
MorganGrayson
09-30-2005, 06:08 PM
Biggy is teasing, as he as explained. :)
Teasing is allowed.
Tease him right back. :okthumb:
SykkBoy
09-30-2005, 06:10 PM
Well, at least I know I'm not insane now (er, about the other boards "disappearing" anyways ;-)))
DrGuile
09-30-2005, 06:13 PM
There's still the spam board. So we need to offer the choice. :)
No you dont, that's the whole idea with a spam board, it can be lost in oblivion...
voodooman
09-30-2005, 06:14 PM
Regardless of what Biggy said, joking or not, EVERYONE was a newbie at some point and then there are the people like brandon that will always be a newbie.
No you dont, that's the whole idea with a spam board, it can be lost in oblivion...
What!!! Do you want me to have to do some work around here?? Cleaning up all that shit all day long... :yowsa:
EVERYONE was a newbie at some point and then there are the people like brandon that will always be a newbie.
Goddamn if that's not a :-pearl:
:okthumb:
Nickatilynx
09-30-2005, 07:06 PM
You know the frenchie has a point...
You know the frenchie has a point...
We can kill that forum as well, but I'm thinking he wants to be right here from the index page.
I may be wrong though.
Dravyk
10-01-2005, 02:55 AM
jump the "board selection" page... since there's only one board... who's running this place? :PWhy the inmates, of course! :rotflmao1
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