Besides Serge ....

[Nickatilynx]

Who thinks they deserve a hat or mug for past services and why?

Tip: grovelling is good

:)

[Anthony]

Mug me please!

That sounds wrong.

[Trev]

Mug me please!

That sounds wrong.
It fits right in - in Capetown. ;)

[Nickatilynx]

I am informed we currently only have hats but mugs are on the way.

Morgan , please add Anthony to the list :)

[MorganGrayson]

Mug me please!

That sounds wrong.

Yeah. You might want to take another run at that one. :)

[MorganGrayson]

Okie doke. :)

Please email me your mailing address, Anthony.

morgangrayson AT cox DOT net

(I got it right this time! :) )

[Winetalk.com]

MikeAI,
he still promotes Oprano every way he goes!

(sshhh...I never told him it was sold :)

http://winetalk.com/gallery/serge/Michael.jpg

[Nickatilynx]

MikeAI,
he still promotes Oprano every way he goes!

(sshhh...I never told him it was sold :)

http://winetalk.com/gallery/serge/Michael.jpg

Brilliant!!!

You pulled the old "What do you mean , Meat?" manoevre on him.

;-)))

[Winetalk.com]

I nominate RRRED...she lost Ken Lawson, she as well might have a hat as conselation prize
;)

[Nickatilynx]

I nominate RRRED...she lost Ken Lawson, she as well might have a hat as conselation prize
;)

I'll send one if she wears it and posts a pic :)

[Newton]

Peaches ... A damn fine woman and a wonderful wit ;)

[Nickatilynx]

Peaches ... A damn fine woman and a wonderful wit ;)

agreed!

[MorganGrayson]

Peaches ... A damn fine woman and a wonderful wit ;)

I second that, and express my appreciation to Newton for being so gentlemanly as to nominate Peaches by awarding him points! :okthumb:

[voodooman]

Why don't you have Oprano Boxer shorts made up. I would wear them.
Since your handing things out, send me a hat to umm please?

[Nickatilynx]

I second that, and express my appreciation to Newton for being so gentlemanly as to nominate Peaches by awarding him points! :okthumb:

barf..

[MorganGrayson]

Hmmm...I wonder what sets off her Board Scanner?

PEACHES !!!

Yelling, maybe.

Peaches, please send your mailing address to morgangrayson AT cox DOT net!!

[pushpills]

hmmm i could use another travel mug. i love walkin round the city in the autumn/winter with a hot cup of tasty cocoa! besides, the mailman stole my oprano shirt and hat!

also, I'm the only one with a coool underlined name.

[DrGuile]

hmmm i could use another travel mug. i love walkin round the city in the autumn/winter with a hot cup of tasty cocoa! besides, the mailman stole my oprano shirt and hat!

also, I'm the only one with a coool underlined name.


That's the board gaydar... it is finely tuned I see....

[Newton]

the mailman stole my oprano shirt and hat!

You still havent received your hat and shirt ?? Gonzo said he had sent them all out quite a while back .. ok can you send your shipping details to Morgan who will arrange a mug to be sent out to you.

[Dravyk]

Hmmm...I wonder what sets off her Board Scanner?

PEACHES !!!

Hmmm...

Let's see if any of these work ...

MILF

Chocolate

Gabe

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[ReighlynnRaine]

The newbie could use a cup if we're just handing them out. :D

[Trev]

hmmm i could use another travel mug. i love walkin round the city in the autumn/winter with a hot cup of tasty cocoa! besides, the mailman stole my oprano shirt and hat!

also, I'm the only one with a coool underlined name.
I didn't see an apology to Morgan, plus you are fast going the way of brand0n on my score sheet!

[pushpills]

I didn't see an apology to Morgan, plus you are fast going the way of brand0n on my score sheet!

what are you talking about.....on both accounts

[gigi]

Hmmm...I wonder what sets off her Board Scanner?

PEACHES !!!

Yelling, maybe.

Peaches, please send your mailing address to morgangrayson AT cox DOT net!!

Pug pugs pug pugs pug pugs

there...that aughta do it ;)

[Trev]

what are you talking about.....on both accounts
You rapidly becoming a "fucktard" and insulting Morgan:
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showpost.php?p=690901&postcount=21

With or without a smilie it was out of order!

[pushpills]

You rapidly becoming a "fucktard" and insulting Morgan:
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showpost.php?p=690901&postcount=21

With or without a smilie it was out of order!

I see, well I didn't really think it was out of order, that's the type of humor I have a taste for. I apologize if I offended either one of you, certainly no harm was meant.

[Trev]

I see, well I didn't really think it was out of order, that's the type of humor I have a taste for. I apologize if I offended either one of you, certainly no harm was meant.
I guess the many people posting in that thread after you gave you NO idea that you'd gone to far?

What are you drinking these days?

[pushpills]

I guess the many people posting in that thread after you gave you NO idea that you'd gone to far?

What are you drinking these days?

mostly water nowadays.

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?p=693361

[Trev]

mostly water nowadays.

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?p=693361
I appreciate you doing that. :)

[MorganGrayson]

pushpills...please send your mailing info to morgangrayson AT cox DOT net. :)

[pushpills]

pushpills...please send your mailing info to morgangrayson AT cox DOT net. :)

your not going to send me poisoned chocolates are you?

[Sysprod]

Does putting up with Anthony for 9 hours a day count? :scratchin

[MorganGrayson]

your not going to send me poisoned chocolates are you?

Nope. :)

I'm going to send you your choice of either an Oprano hat, or when they arrive, an Oprano coffee mug. :)

[sarettah]

I have to have a coffee mug....

and a hat, oh yeah, go to get me a hat too !!!



And some of the lingerie stuff, oh yeah, does that come in extra tall ?

And those ball gags, need about 20 of them and that big dildo thing need 2 or 3 of them.... :yowsa:


Actually, there is one that is not a bad idea. A dildo with the Oprano logo on it and a new slogan, something like "We do some fucking business" or some such :blink:

[Dravyk]

Actually, there is one that is not a bad idea. A dildo with the Oprano logo on it and a new slogan, something like "We do some fucking business" or some such http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gifAnd then, we can all pass it around and share it like they do here: http://oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=43551

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

[sarettah]

And then, we can all pass it around and share it like they do here: http://oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=43551

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif


Yeah I read how you guys were ripping on my company earlier.

We really do wipe them down when we get them back, ya know.

That reminds me, I have to go wash that rag, it's been a week already again.... :blink:

[selena]

I'm not very good at groveling, though I do suck up rather nicely.

Alas, I've not been a part of this community to have earned such a thing.

If anyone would indulge me, I would like a history lesson though.

Why are Serge and Nickatilyn referenced in a quote on gfy? If memory servers, it was in reference to being the pissing masters of Anthony.

Help me connect the dots, if you will. I like being able to trace porn genalogy, for lack of a better term. :) vbmenu_register("postmenu_693226", true);

[Nickatilynx]

Does putting up with Anthony for 9 hours a day count? :scratchin

oh yes...you can have one...LOL

[JoesHO]

I will take a hat ( can you embroider RAINMAN on the back for me as well?)

[Anthony]

I'm not very good at groveling, though I do suck up rather nicely.

Alas, I've not been a part of this community to have earned such a thing.

If anyone would indulge me, I would like a history lesson though.

Why are Serge and Nickatilyn referenced in a quote on gfy? If memory servers, it was in reference to being the pissing masters of Anthony.

Help me connect the dots, if you will. I like being able to trace porn genalogy, for lack of a better term. :) vbmenu_register("postmenu_693226", true);

Selena,

It's in a quote by Eroswebaster after he got his fat ass smacked around like a twink at a bear convention, by me in a thread he started bitching about one of my affiliates and homies.

He was poorly advised by his ICQ advisor about pissing with me, and decided to go toe to toe and got left on the floor.

I'd like to thank his ICQ advisor for all that dirt he gave him in that thread. I'll remember it when he asks me for a job again.

[selena]

Thanks, Anthony. I couldn't tell without knowing the background of everyone involved if it was some teasing thing or if there was bad blood, or what. My mind wouldn't let go of it, so I decided to ask. :) Hopefully I did not offend you by doing so.

[Sabby]

I dont grovel...

BUT for a nice pair of stiletos I just might drop to my knees!

hehe


Sabby:flash:

[HoneyBlond]

Well I think a 2005 Oprano Coffee Mug would help ease the pain of never receiving my Oprano TShirt from the 1st birthday competition back in 2002.
;-)

[Evil Chris]

I still have one of the original Oprano tee shirts.

[Grump]

If I hadn't lost all those posts from back when Serge used to delete members who weren't active enough, my post count would be damn close to 50!!

Not worth a mug but I'd buy a few if they were offered for sale.

P.S. Hey Trev, about pushpills... "You rapidly becoming a "fucktard" "... rapidly becoming??? Have you forgotten Grogan?? He started out as one.

[Trev]

If I hadn't lost all those posts from back when Serge used to delete members who weren't active enough, my post count would be damn close to 50!!

Not worth a mug but I'd buy a few if they were offered for sale.

P.S. Hey Trev, about pushpills... "You rapidly becoming a "fucktard" "... rapidly becoming??? Have you forgotten Grogan?? He started out as one.
He came back as pushpills and was a different poster completely, I think he let his Grogan slip the other night though. ;)

[Anthony]

I dont grovel...

BUT for a nice pair of stiletos I just might drop to my knees!

hehe


Sabby:flash:

Ummm, what would Pradas get me?

[Nickatilynx]

Well I think a 2005 Oprano Coffee Mug would help ease the pain of never receiving my Oprano TShirt from the 1st birthday competition back in 2002.
;-)

Morgan can we please rectify this past oversight? :)

[Nickatilynx]

I will take a hat ( can you embroider RAINMAN on the back for me as well?)

LOL...ok...

Morgan , do you know anyone that can embroider? :)

[MorganGrayson]

LOL...ok...

Morgan , do you know anyone that can embroider? :)

No, I don't, but I will endeavor to find some one who can. :)

According to my notes:

I need mailing addresses from Sysprod, HoneyBlond and Joe.
Please send them to morgangrayson AT cox DOT net.

Hey, Technick, sweetie! :wub:
If you're reading this, could you set me up morgan@oprano.com, please? I'd appreciate it. :)

[PornoDoggy]

When the revolution comes, I will not have to grovel in order to get a coffee mug ...

[Nickatilynx]

Hey, Technick, sweetie! :wub:
If you're reading this, could you set me up morgan@oprano.com, please? I'd appreciate it. :)

chances are he ain't. ICQ him :)

I'll also tell him , if I remember :)

Might be best to ICQ him lol

[Trev]

When the revolution comes, I will not have to grovel in order to get a coffee mug ...
It hasn't come yet, so if you want the mug make with the groveling :yowsa:

[Dravyk]

It hasn't come yet, so if you want the mug make with the groveling :yowsa:Assuming he can even tell a "mug" from an "egg". :p

[PornoDoggy]

I have not called a single person in this thread a cocksucker, a pikey, or a Philidelphian.

That's pretty grovilish for me.

[Trev]

I have not called a single person in this thread a cocksucker, a pikey, or a Philidelphian.

That's pretty grovilish for me.
I'm not a pikey or a Philidelphian... so that would only leave... :(

[MorganGrayson]

I have not called a single person in this thread a cocksucker, a pikey, or a Philidelphian.

That's pretty grovilish for me.

PornoDoggy...please remember two things. One: sucking up to the mods is allowed. Two: posession is nine tenths of the law. :)

*delicate cough*

And someone who appreciates compliments (but despises groveling) will have actual posession of the objects under discussion. :)

This individual can also be swayed by impossibly cheerful and/or romantic e-cards. :)

[Sin]

A picture speaks 1000 words...

I will post a picture explaining why I would like a coffee mug and/or t-shirt later on :D

[Newton]

PornoDoggy...please remember two things. One: sucking up to the mods is allowed. Two: posession is nine tenths of the law. :)

*delicate cough*

And someone who appreciates compliments (but despises groveling) will have actual posession of the objects under discussion. :)

This individual can also be swayed by impossibly cheerful and/or romantic e-cards. :)


All anyone has to do is to post a jolly good reason, as to why they should get one, and if valid you will get one ;)

[ReighlynnRaine]

When the revolution comes, I will not have to grovel in order to get a coffee mug ...

But you won't have coffe now will you? :p

[PornoDoggy]

PornoDoggy...please remember two things. One: sucking up to the mods is allowed. Two: posession is nine tenths of the law. :)

*delicate cough*

And someone who appreciates compliments (but despises groveling) will have actual posession of the objects under discussion. :)

This individual can also be swayed by impossibly cheerful and/or romantic e-cards. :)

See, I'm just not very good at sucking up.

BTW ... meant to add in the other thread, it's not hard to see where your grahpic artist daughter who made your avatar got her talent.

[MorganGrayson]

See, I'm just not very good at sucking up.

BTW ... meant to add in the other thread, it's not hard to see where your grahpic artist daughter who made your avatar got her talent.

*happy sigh*
I love intelligent, perceptive men of the world.

Email your mailing address to morgangrayson AT cox DOT net.

Let me know whether you want to look impossibly sexy wearing a hat or look impossibly sexy sipping hot coffee. :)

(I have the oprano email, thanks to the ever efficient Technick - thanks, babe! - but I haven't set it up yet.)

[HoneyBlond]

Morgan can we please rectify this past oversight? :)


Thanks Nick
:-)

[Robin]

Who thinks they deserve a hat or mug for past services and why?

Tip: grovelling is good

:)

Being dislexic I think I deserve a Mat or a Hug :)

[Nickatilynx]

Being dislexic I think I deserve a Mat or a Hug :)

I think so :)

Another to add to your list , Morgan :)

[MorganGrayson]

Being dislexic I think I deserve a Mat or a Hug :)

For that high a degree of cleverness, you most certainly do! :) :okthumb:

Robin, please send your mailing address and chose of a Mat or a Hug to
morgan AT oprano DOT com. :)

[domtheboy]

I dont grovel...

BUT for a nice pair of stiletos I just might drop to my knees!

hehe


Sabby:flash:

I've got a pair of Reebok classics that I've only had for a week or so, would they do :yowsa:

(Just pulling yer leg sabby ;))

[Robin]

For that high a degree of cleverness, you most certainly do! :) :okthumb:

Robin, please send your mailing address and chose of a Mat or a Hug to
morgan AT oprano DOT com. :)

Thanks Morgan!

YHM :)

[Newton]

Some lucky person will win a free Oprano cap today .. random post on Sunday :)

[Trev]

Some lucky person will win a free Oprano cap today .. random post on Sunday :)
Lemme guess... mods don't apply :1protest0

[Newton]

Sorry mate .. they don't .. only members can get this ..

[Trev]

Sorry mate .. they don't .. only members can get this ..
No problems mate. :groupwave


:D

[MorganGrayson]

Some lucky person will win a free Oprano cap today .. random post on Sunday :)

Most excellent!!!! :okthumb:

Get to posting, folks! These hats are very cool. :)

[helix]

<grovel>
This is an appeal to the mighty keeper of the hats.

If thoust might find it in ye kind heart to bestow upon my sunbaked melon a mighty Opano shield to protect me from the horrid sun that dost cook me brain.I would be grateful enough to cast vile dispersions (and goat shit) upon your enemies.
</grovel>

[ReighlynnRaine]

<grovel>
This is an appeal to the mighty keeper of the hats.

If thoust might find it in ye kind heart to bestow upon my sunbaked melon a mighty Opano shield to protect me from the horrid sun that dost cook me brain.I would be grateful enough to cast vile dispersions (and goat shit) upon your enemies.
</grovel>


:clapping:

[MorganGrayson]

<grovel>
This is an appeal to the mighty keeper of the hats.

If thoust might find it in ye kind heart to bestow upon my sunbaked melon a mighty Opano shield to protect me from the horrid sun that dost cook me brain.I would be grateful enough to cast vile dispersions (and goat shit) upon your enemies.
</grovel>

For giving the Diction Nazi the opportunity to say "A-spersions" not "DIS-persions;" plus using a cool metaphor or two...you get a hat! :waving:

Please send your mailing info to morgan AT oprano DOT com. :)

[helix]

Sweet - email sent :)

[ThrobX]

I think Brand0n should get a hat, for single-handedly causing a doubling of the Oprano post count on more than day. Plus, he's just so cuddly.

[Trev]

I think Brand0n should get a hat, for single-handedly causing a doubling of the Oprano post count on more than day. Plus, he's just so cuddly.
Now you're just being silly :blink:

[Newton]

I think Brand0n should get a hat, for single-handedly causing a doubling of the Oprano post count on more than day. Plus, he's just so cuddly.

Even Brand0n will be in the draw for a hat or mug providing he posts .. everyone that posts has a chance to win one.

As to the cuddling issue, that's your prerogative ;)

[Dravyk]

Even Brand0n will be in the draw for a hat or mug providing he posts .. everyone that posts has a chance to win one. Fair is fair! :okthumb:

[ThrobX]

Even Brand0n will be in the draw for a hat or mug providing he posts .. everyone that posts has a chance to win one.

As to the cuddling issue, that's your prerogative ;)

Please, oh PLEASE let him win. That would be a hoot. :lmao1:

[Dravyk]

Please, oh PLEASE let him win. That would be a hoot. :lmao1:You need a hobby. :)

[Newton]

Brand0n ... oh Brand0n ???

[Trev]

You've all gone barking mad :blink: :huh:

[Dravyk]

You've all gone barking mad http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/huh.gifIt must be rough ... rough. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/doggy.gif

[Bhelliom]

While I already have several items on their way... I don't need more stuff (small apartment and all) But my girlfriend has agreed to model any and all free oprano shit you wish to send me

I'm sure you'll enjoy her in her courset and oprano hat

[Trev]

While I already have several items on their way... I don't need more stuff (small apartment and all) But my girlfriend has agreed to model any and all free oprano shit you wish to send me

I'm sure you'll enjoy her in her courset and oprano hat
I can't wait :yowsa:

[MorganGrayson]

It must be rough ... rough. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/doggy.gif

I want Dravyk to get a hat for that one! (This one is merely the latest in a very long list of "Morgan Approved Puns"!!) :okthumb:

Plus...he used the cute little doggie. :)

[Newton]

Bhelliom .. ;) good man

[Newton]

I want Dravyk to get a hat for that one! (This one is merely the latest in a very long list of "Morgan Approved Puns"!!) :okthumb:

Plus...he used the cute little doggie. :)

Not happening .. Mods don't get giveaways and certainly not for puns :)

[Dravyk]

Not happening .. Mods don't get giveaways and certainly not for puns http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gifMay the doggy make poo-poo on your bed. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif

[MorganGrayson]

Not happening .. Mods don't get giveaways and certainly not for puns :)

My bad. I forgot. My apologies, cupcake. :unsure:

Sorry, Dravyk. *sigh* Once again, writers get shit on... :(

[Trev]

My bad. I forgot. My apologies, cupcake. :unsure:

Sorry, Dravyk. *sigh* Once again, writers get shit on... :(
This happens a lot?


Is there content? :yowsa:

[Newton]

I don't have any now chap :(

[MorganGrayson]

This happens a lot?


Is there content? :yowsa:

:bitchslap

Smarty pants! :wub:

[Queen Bitch]

Michael, Sergei, Ant!! And of course, everyone's favorite crook!

Michael, I was saddened to see what happened to your beautiful city!

Right after Katrina couldn't get you and Billy out of my head..I ended up on Mike's blog by accident and one of the folks at DN was kind enough to direct me to a picture of Billy..what a relief!

I was showing my fiance old pics of IA's and finaly remembered Oprano..too many years on Ebay has really made me quite blonde :)

Hope all are well and lovely to see you all again! Oh, Michael, any progeny yet? How are your lovely wife and Dee doing?

I saw pictures of Metarie..my God. So sad!

Hugs,
Heather

[Queen Bitch]

Oh, and I deserve a mug...but I don't drink coffee, a shirt..stiill a Nordie Girl..yeah, that's it...private island for telling you to get off Servint back in 97...c'mon, I should win..after all, it made you SERIOUS MONEY :P

Hugs,
Heather

[grimm]

Oh, and I deserve a mug...but I don't drink coffee, a shirt..stiill a Nordie Girl..yeah, that's it...private island for telling you to get off Servint back in 97...c'mon, I should win..after all, it made you SERIOUS MONEY :P

Hugs,
Heather

i have found that bourbon fits nicely in a coffee mug at times if you need a use for it :)

[PornoDoggy]

May the doggy make poo-poo on your bed. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gifYou payin' for the trip?

[MorganGrayson]

Well, hello there, heather! :cdance: :speedbana

Your phone will ring soon. :okthumb: