who the fuck would use this service?

[pushpills]

http://rent-a-dildo.com/

gross!! I wouldn't care how much they washed it, you know it's been up and in a buncha other peoples gross vaginas! (no i'm not in the market for dildos, just saw the website reading a post)

[ReighlynnRaine]

:blink: It's a joke right?

[MorganGrayson]

Oh, this is special:

How do you keep the toys clean and safe?
We've developed a patent-pending process for thoroughly cleaning each toy before it is sent out to a customer. Our extensive research and testing indicate that this will allow us to provide safe, hygienic sex toys without the fear of transmission of disease. Customers who are still concerned about safety can simply use a condom or other latex barrier with each toy.


Personally, I'm blaming this on Netflix. Not that they have anything to do with it, but I know damned well somebody had a dvd in their hand and went "HEY!! I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!"

[ReighlynnRaine]

:blink: It's fake... it has to be right? This is the kinda thing that makes me want to never leave the house because people scare me.

[MorganGrayson]

:blink: It's fake... it has to be right? This is the kinda thing that makes me want to never leave the house because people scare me.

I *so* want to be able to say it's fake here...but I have the horrible feeling it's real.

Stupid people with credit cards, though. They make our business thrive! :okthumb:

[ReighlynnRaine]

I *so* want to be able to say it's fake here...but I have the horrible feeling it's real.

Stupid people with credit cards, though. They make our business thrive! :okthumb:

well yeah... but renting sex toys? *cringe*

[Dravyk]

I'm going to get rent-some-toilet-paper.com. :yowsa:

[pushpills]

I'm going to get rent-some-toilet-paper.com. :yowsa:

:lol::D

[Newton]

That's positively revolting!! .. unless of course you manage to get a shape that looks like "The Virgin Mary" .. buy 1 sheet get a FREE shit smeared sheet of "The Burning Bush" for only 999 easy payments ;)

[Trev]

If chavs had credit cards they would probably use both services... :blink:

[Lyndress]

Barf me out. Yeah, just what I want to do - put a friggin' condom on my sex toys. BARF BARF BARF....

This site is hilarious though. I love the vanilla couple on the welcome page, wielding their rented disease ridden dildo. That is the lamest photoshop picture I have ever seen. What? They couldn't get a real shot of some losers holding one of their stinking dildos? hahaha!

Good times.

[gold4dinar]

http://www.avnonline.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Web_Exclusive_News&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=241836

RentADrunk.com launched this month for adult program owners who want to take their marketing to another level. Essentially, you can rent three drunkards for 24 hours, who will wear your company’s shirt and hand out promo materials. They’ll also probably be wasted while doing so. “Think how many times you’ve seen a guy passed out at a party and how many pictures are taken of that guy. Now think of your merchandise on that guy forever doing stupid drunken things that people will take pictures of and keep posting over and over online,” says RentADrunk co-founder Frank Maher, aka Frank the Tank. “Simply put: This is social advertising, and it’s unique, and we hope the industry likes the idea as much as we do.”

[TheEnforcer]

That's wrong on so many levels....

[Dravyk]

http://www.avnonline.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Web_Exclusive_News&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=241836

RentADrunk.com launched this month for adult program owners who want to take their marketing to another level. Essentially, you can rent three drunkards for 24 hours, who will wear your company’s shirt and hand out promo materials. They’ll also probably be wasted while doing so. “Think how many times you’ve seen a guy passed out at a party and how many pictures are taken of that guy. Now think of your merchandise on that guy forever doing stupid drunken things that people will take pictures of and keep posting over and over online,” says RentADrunk co-founder Frank Maher, aka Frank the Tank. “Simply put: This is social advertising, and it’s unique, and we hope the industry likes the idea as much as we do.”I've seen some of them posting on forums too.

[gold4dinar]

I've seen some of them posting on forums too.


:D

[MorganGrayson]

http://www.avnonline.com/index.php?Primary_Navigation=Web_Exclusive_News&Action=View_Article&Content_ID=241836

RentADrunk.com launched this month for adult program owners who want to take their marketing to another level. Essentially, you can rent three drunkards for 24 hours, who will wear your company’s shirt and hand out promo materials. They’ll also probably be wasted while doing so. “Think how many times you’ve seen a guy passed out at a party and how many pictures are taken of that guy. Now think of your merchandise on that guy forever doing stupid drunken things that people will take pictures of and keep posting over and over online,” says RentADrunk co-founder Frank Maher, aka Frank the Tank. “Simply put: This is social advertising, and it’s unique, and we hope the industry likes the idea as much as we do.”

Yep. That's definitely what I'd want my company name associated with. Some drunk in handcuffs splashed on the front page of the newspaper after some irritated citizen popped him one.