Yes, virginia, There is a Santa (or UPS Driver)

[PornoDoggy]

Uhh ... yeah.

There is a slight difference between a Pentium 3.2 HT and a Celeron 1.8.

There is no truth to the rumor that I was standing on the front porch all morning waiting for the UPS driver like a crack ho on check day. Really. There simply isn't.

My own friggin' daughter asked me that, btw ... she gets that smartass shit from her mother, I guess.

[ReighlynnRaine]

New toy eh?

[sarettah]

Oho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street,
Oh please let it be for me!
Oho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street,
I wish, I wish I knew what it could be!

I got a box of maple sugar on my birthday.

In March I got a gray mackinaw.

And once I got some grapefruit from Tampa.

Montgom'ry Ward sent me a bathtub and a cross-cut saw.

O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' now
Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D.

It could be curtains!

Or dishes!

Or a double boiler!

Or it could be

Yes, it could be
Yes, you're right it surely could be

Somethin' special

Somethin' very, very special now

Just for me!

O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street.
Oh, don't let him pass my door!
O-ho the Wells Fargo
Wagon is a-comin' down the street
I wish I knew what he was comin' for.

I got some salmon from Seattle last September.

And I expect a new rockin' chair.

I hope I get my raisins from Fresno.

The D.A.R. have sent a cannon for the courthouse square.

O-ho the Wellth Fargo Wagon ith a-comin' now,
I don't know how I can ever wait to thee.
It could be thumpin' for thumone who is
No relation but it could be thump'n thpethyul
Just for me!

Oho, you Wells Fargo Wagon keep a-comin'
Oho, you Wells Fargo
Wagon, keep a-comin'.
Oho you Wells Fargo Wagon, Don't you dare Make a stop
Until you stop for me!

[Red]

Oho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street,
Oh please let it be for me!
Oho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street,
I wish, I wish I knew what it could be!

I got a box of maple sugar on my birthday.

In March I got a gray mackinaw.

And once I got some grapefruit from Tampa.

Montgom'ry Ward sent me a bathtub and a cross-cut saw.

O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' now
Is it a prepaid surprise or C.O.D.

It could be curtains!

Or dishes!

Or a double boiler!

Or it could be

Yes, it could be
Yes, you're right it surely could be

Somethin' special

Somethin' very, very special now

Just for me!

O-ho the Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin' down the street.
Oh, don't let him pass my door!
O-ho the Wells Fargo
Wagon is a-comin' down the street
I wish I knew what he was comin' for.

I got some salmon from Seattle last September.

And I expect a new rockin' chair.

I hope I get my raisins from Fresno.

The D.A.R. have sent a cannon for the courthouse square.

O-ho the Wellth Fargo Wagon ith a-comin' now,
I don't know how I can ever wait to thee.
It could be thumpin' for thumone who is
No relation but it could be thump'n thpethyul
Just for me!

Oho, you Wells Fargo Wagon keep a-comin'
Oho, you Wells Fargo
Wagon, keep a-comin'.
Oho you Wells Fargo Wagon, Don't you dare Make a stop
Until you stop for me!


I love people wo know show tunes. :)

[PornoDoggy]

Ah ... but does it stand for "Pool" or "Porn"?