saturday night is pretty slow when you're not drinking or dating

[pushpills]

everyone else is getting ready to hit the clubs or head out on a date. i'm questioning serge about a serving dish and bdjuf about his sexual orientation.
:(

[Winetalk.com]

May I ask you a personal question?

[pushpills]

May I ask you a personal question?

i don't often shy away from sharing my personal life.

[Winetalk.com]

do you have a long shlong?

[Winetalk.com]

never mind, I had a dig in mind, but you helped me with Goog ad answer, so I won't bust your balls.

[pushpills]

do you have a long shlong?

yes its pretty good, over 7 inches which i'm quite sure is bigger than average. i'm 6 foot 3 and have proportioned body parts. however, i dont think i have very good blood circulation....when not erect it is usually very small. my ex-girlfriend has had alot of funny reactions to me being naked after seeing this phenomenon, comparing me to a little boy sometimes, and other times saying omg it's so big.

anything else? i'm pretty bored, waiting for a programmer to do something before I can get back to work on something. this is the slowest night ever, when i'm drinking the months just seem to fly by!

[Winetalk.com]

ok, now when you asked AFTER reading disclaimer:

My standard response to all who claim theu have long shlong and they are bored is:

you can fuck yourself in the ass and this would take care of your boredom
:)

[pushpills]

ok, now when you asked AFTER reading disclaimer:

My standard response to all who claim theu have long shlong and they are bored is:

you can fuck yourself in the ass and this would take care of your boredom
:)

brb

[Dravyk]

This thread needs NO pics!!!

[Newton]

This thread needs NO pics!!!

It could be the birth of a new niche or self perpetuating urine enemas?

[Dravyk]

It could be the birth of a new niche or self perpetuating urine enemas?Go back to bed! :p