would YOU laugh if

[brand0n]

your network was attacked, every site you have anything to do with took on massive brutal DDOS attacks, shit ends up Rooted ect ect....


would you personally find any humor in that?

down time, loss of databases, loss of clients, buyers, surfers, traffic.. the full 9.

just wondering.

ill be over at the zoo if you need me

[Newton]

Not particularly, No ..

[Winetalk.com]

if this shit happened to me back in 1999,
I'd be losing 37 cents...per second, on 7x24 basis

[Trev]

Laughing would be the last thing on my mind.

[gonzo]

your network was attacked, every site you have anything to do with took on massive brutal DDOS attacks, shit ends up Rooted ect ect....


would you personally find any humor in that?

down time, loss of databases, loss of clients, buyers, surfers, traffic.. the full 9.

just wondering.

ill be over at the zoo if you need me

Script kiddie?

[sarettah]

your network was attacked, every site you have anything to do with took on massive brutal DDOS attacks, shit ends up Rooted ect ect....


would you personally find any humor in that?

down time, loss of databases, loss of clients, buyers, surfers, traffic.. the full 9.

just wondering.

ill be over at the zoo if you need me


Brandon, did this happen to you ?

Because if it did, that sucks.

However, if that is not the case, then something like this could be taken as sounding like a veiled threat of sorts.

But I know you wouldn't do that.....................






Would you ? :hmm:

[myjah]

I might laugh, but it would be a very bitter laugh.

[Red]

Crying would be more like it.

[Nickatilynx]

Did you take down paypal?

Its fucked here.

[Carrie]

"loss of databases, loss of clients"

If you had proper backups, you could in fact laugh at this... but I'm guessing from your mood you didn't think you'd need nightly backups for anything.

You mention "clients" so I suppose you're hosting people? If so, from here on out, institute nightly backups to a separate server, and position your DNS so that when something like this happens, you can quickly point traffic at the backup server and not lose clients, traffic, etc.

[JoesHO]

two things stop you from ever being able to something like that ..

Balls
Brains

you dont have enough of either one

[Nickatilynx]

two things stop you from ever being able to something like that ..

Balls
Brains

you dont have enough of either one

:-pearl:

[brand0n]

two things stop you from ever being able to something like that ..

Balls
Brains

you dont have enough of either one
hes right folks. i have no idea or grasp of the following things

i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. hell you can get a weekly subscription.

i also wouldnt know how to take that exploit, design a page that install a very small RAT (netdemon is under 7 freaking k.. and for those who dont know.. joe this is for you.. a rat is a remote admin tool) and upload it to a free host somewhere.

i wouldnt have the brainpower to then send 100k hits to said page infesting say.. 1400 people in the matter of a day. (tgp feeder traffic i hear works for this if you cant self produce your own traffic. ofcourse i feel if you cant self produce traffic youve got bigger issues anyways)

i then wouldnt have a fuckin clue how to auto ping the ips that report back from netdemon to located the highspeed users. then it would be totaly beyond me to log in via netdemon and upload a bot management program.

i couldnt fathom having those 500 cable/dsl/t users start sending MASSIVE packets to a decided ip, or ip cluster, or hell, entire subnet for that matter.

i know alot of this must sound greek to you joe, as it does me. as it seems neather of us know a fucking thing about DDOSin sites.

want a lesson on how to start a ROOT process next?

i dont know a fucking thing about that eather.

[MorganGrayson]

:-pearl:

:okthumb: :okthumb: :okthumb:

[MorganGrayson]

It's entirely possible that I've lost grasp of this thread....

[JoesHO]

yes could you please explain that process to me too? ( oh btw in your sig line it says then and should say than, who you gonna call to give you that advice next? I might suggest Morgan she is incredible with the written word )

[MorganGrayson]

yes could you please explain that process to me too? ( oh btw in your sig line it says then and should say than, who you gonna call to give you that advice next? I might suggest Morgan she is incredible with the written word )

Thank you, Joe. That was sweet. :wub:

(And you're right, it should be "than.")

Now, what I need to know is...should I stop feeling compassion for brandon over what must be a very, very horrible and traumatic thing that has occured to him or just bow out of this discussion entirely because I've missed the point?

[Nickatilynx]

hes right folks. i have no idea or grasp of the following things

i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. hell you can get a weekly subscription.

i also wouldnt know how to take that exploit, design a page that install a very small RAT (netdemon is under 7 freaking k.. and for those who dont know.. joe this is for you.. a rat is a remote admin tool) and upload it to a free host somewhere.

i wouldnt have the brainpower to then send 100k hits to said page infesting say.. 1400 people in the matter of a day. (tgp feeder traffic i hear works for this if you cant self produce your own traffic. ofcourse i feel if you cant self produce traffic youve got bigger issues anyways)

i then wouldnt have a fuckin clue how to auto ping the ips that report back from netdemon to located the highspeed users. then it would be totaly beyond me to log in via netdemon and upload a bot management program.

i couldnt fathom having those 500 cable/dsl/t users start sending MASSIVE packets to a decided ip, or ip cluster, or hell, entire subnet for that matter.

i know alot of this must sound greek to you joe, as it does me. as it seems neather of us know a fucking thing about DDOSin sites.

want a lesson on how to start a ROOT process next?

i dont know a fucking thing about that eather.

Who are you threatening ?

[Trev]

Who are you threatening ?
That's a question I'd like answered as well.

[brand0n]

That's a question I'd like answered as well.
this isnt a threat folks its a what if

kinda like the what if i read last night

what if brand0n got knocked the fuck out at a convention

guys, life is filled with what ifs.

as ive clearly stated, and as ole joe clearly pointed out.. i wouldnt know where to start on something like that.

so.. i take it no one would find any of this funny?

me eather. sounds like a money hole 2 me.

ofcourse being knocked the fuck out dont sound to pleasent eather.

ill leave it at that. see ya @ tha zoo

[pushpills]

and I thought serge butchered the english language....

[Winetalk.com]

and I thought serge butchered the english language....


will you suck my cock for $500?

is it proper english?

[MorganGrayson]

will you suck my cock for $500?

is it proper english?

I think "will you please suck my cock for $500?" is better as it's more polite. One must have good manners at all times. :)

And just since we're on the subject...probably. :)

[Winetalk.com]

Morgan,
don't you think "please" AND $500 is an overkill?
;)

[MorganGrayson]

Morgan,
don't you think "please" AND $500 is an overkill?
;)

Believe it or not...I actually considered that.... :)

Since I was also considering selling a blowjob, I grasped at the only "ladylike" thing I had left...which was tossing in a "please." :)

[Winetalk.com]

i wouldnt know that you can buy ie exploits for a dime a dosen from russians. .


do you know how much russians charge to separate one from his fingers,
penis and post pictures of the bloke on the internet?

[Winetalk.com]

Believe it or not...I actually considered that.... :)

Since I was also considering selling a blowjob, I grasped at the only "ladylike" thing I had left...which was tossing in a "please." :)


MG, from male's point of view the overkill might be considered as weakness, only leading to a higher price
:)

[MorganGrayson]

MG, from male's point of view the overkill might be considered as weakness, only leading to a higher price
:)

Hmmm...a point there. However, I think $500 is a fine price for a blowjob. OK, it's a helluva good price for a blowjob.

You know...there was a time in my life when discussing this would have seemed strange.... :blink:

[Nickatilynx]

do you know how much russians charge to separate one from his fingers,
penis and post pictures of the bloke on the internet?

Nope.

But I know some Chinese and a couple of other nationalities that would have it done for me , if I asked , for free ;-))))

The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL

[Trev]

The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL
I do like the way they cover their bases! :)

[MorganGrayson]

Nope.

But I know some Chinese and a couple of other nationalities that would have it done for me , if I asked , for free ;-))))

The Chinese are creative they ask you to pick 2 of the targets relatives for good measure. LOL

Although with some victims, it would be nice to send an address to the relatives so that they may send thank you notes or perhaps a nice gift basket.

[Winetalk.com]

Hmmm...a point there. However, I think $500 is a fine price for a blowjob. OK, it's a helluva good price for a blowjob.

You know...there was a time in my life when discussing this would have seemed strange.... :blink:


this si something I have adopted from the stance of the USA Government:
I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
;)

[MorganGrayson]

this si something I have adopted from the stance of the USA Government:
I DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
;)

Who's negotiating? :blink:

Geeze, I've got to get the only man in the world where "yes" to a blowjob is the WRONG ANSWER!!!! :p

You all may now mock Serge at will! :D

[Nickatilynx]

Although with some victims, it would be nice to send an address to the relatives so that they may send thank you notes or perhaps a nice gift basket.

I think some send , "fish..."

;-)))

[MorganGrayson]

I think some send , "fish..."

;-)))

Geeze...I'm having the worst time in this thread....

No, Nick, you've got the gift going the in wrong direction. It would be the *relatives* sending a gift to thank the wacker for ridding them of the wackee.

It was fucking funny in my head but obviously lost something in the translation.

That's IT. I'm going to make my husband bring home take-out (that's "take away" for my crumpet and my cupcake) tonight as my ability to cope has obviously left town on the last bus. :mad:

[JoesHO]

Some send pigs or horses instead of fish too... especially in the midwest they trade livestock for gifts quite often.

[MorganGrayson]

Some send pigs or horses instead of fish too... especially in the midwest they trade livestock for gifts quite often.

Now my head hurts.

Quite it, Joe. You're my sweetie, you're not supposed to make my head hurt. :)

[JoesHO]

BTW Brandon is it true that you told a father that you were gonna rip his lungs out and show them to him right after you threw his new born baby off of a balcony and made him watch?

WOW you are a very scary person .

[Dravyk]

BTW Brandon is it true that you told a father that you were gonna rip his lungs out and show them to him right after you threw his new born baby off of a balcony and made him watch?

WOW you are a very scary person .Huh? :blink: :blink: :blink:

[PornoDoggy]

And just when you thought things couldn't get any dumber ...

[MorganGrayson]

Ummm...could we please get back to Serge's blowjob? This thread has taken a really nasty turn. :blink:

[JoesHO]

Huh? :blink: :blink: :blink:

yup this moron told a new father that he was arguing with ( on icq no less just to add to Brandons intelligence show he is putting on display here )

That he was gonna kick his ass a t a show, and he was gonna "I am gonna rip your lungs out and hand them to you, right after I throw that new baby of yours off the balcony for you to watch"

[JR]

summing up Brandons existence with a few pics

http://www.mwnews.net/assets/images/Decorah-Plane-crash804-_4_.jpg

http://www.cranberryisles.com/photos/mike_westphal/3802.shipwreck.jpg

http://www.southmetro.org/images/photo_gallery/ff@train%20wreck_01.jpg

http://www.tomuphoto.com/news/images/Train%20wreck.jpg

[Dravyk]

Joe, he's giving Brad a run for his money as all-time keyboard warrior.

[MorganGrayson]

Well, I believe we've previously discussed what happens to certain personalities behind the safety of their computer.

[Nickatilynx]

Joe, he's giving Brad a run for his money as all-time keyboard warrior.

I have to defend Brad here ( its a first I know)

Brad actually makes a good living from it

[JoesHO]

yeah I was even shocked that he would go that low. must of been high or something I guess

I mean does a sane person tell someone that they are gonna kill/injure their kid ?

[Dravyk]

I have to defend Brad here ( its a first I know)

Brad actually makes a good living from itMmm. Got a point there.

Well, half a point (I have to be grudging, don't I? hehe)

Brad actually makes money.

But it's more from his outstanding employees than his making stupid posts.

In fact I'll give two "ups" to Brad. He makes money. And he hires good people.

And that's probably the only nice things I can think to ever say about the guy.

... Ok, let's get back to roasting idiots! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Winetalk.com]

Ummm...could we please get back to Serge's blowjob? This thread has taken a really nasty turn. :blink:

anyway....

I don't beleive in paid sex.....wanna do it for $300?
;)

[Dravyk]

yeah I was even shocked that he would go that low. must of been high or something I guess

I mean does a sane person tell someone that they are gonna kill/injure their kid ?Like Aeon? :blink:

[Nickatilynx]

yup this moron told a new father that he was arguing with ( on icq no less just to add to Brandons intelligence show he is putting on display here )

That he was gonna kick his ass a t a show, and he was gonna "I am gonna rip your lungs out and hand them to you, right after I throw that new baby of yours off the balcony for you to watch"

all joking aside....

The best advice I would give to the person threatened by Brand0n would be find out Brand0n's real name and address.

Pretty easy to do I would imagine.

I would immediately report his threatening behaviour to the local police in his area.

I would give them email copies of his written threats on messageboards and transmitted by icq.

I am sure law enforcement would take these threats from a 3 time felon with drug trafficing convictions very seriously. Possibly a parole violation , in fact.

[JoesHO]

anyway....

I don't beleive in paid sex.....wanna do it for $300?
;)


Serge pay me the $300.00 I will be sure to send a good cocksucker over for you.

( if you use paypal again, be sure not to fogrget the transaction fees this time please)

[pushpills]

I mean does a sane person tell someone that they are gonna kill/injure their kid ?

Of course not, a sane person would just do it, without incriminating themself.

[Nickatilynx]

Of course not, a sane person would just do it, without incriminating themself.

LOL

Funnily enough ,there is an old expression along the lines of

Do not fear the snarling dog , the dog that watches you and walks towards you purposely is the one who bites you

[JoesHO]

Of course not, a sane person would just do it, without incriminating themself.

so a sane person would harm kids? :mad:

harming kids ( especially babys) is an offence I think should be something that public floggings are brought back for, and then jail time with no supervision for the offender in the maximum security cells.

and to even talk about something that stupid is not from a person thhat has all their marbles.

if brandon got knocked out and I was there to see it I would spit on the worthless piece of shit.

[Trev]

Do not fear the snarling dog , the dog that watches you and walks towards you purposely is the one who bites you
:-pearl: :okthumb:

[brand0n]

so a sane person would harm kids? :mad:

harming kids ( especially babys) is an offence I think should be something that public floggings are brought back for, and then jail time with no supervision for the offender in the maximum security cells.

and to even talk about something that stupid is not from a person thhat has all their marbles.

if brandon got knocked out and I was there to see it I would spit on the worthless piece of shit.
joe you fucking simpleton

new product out. photoshop. look into it.

i didnt say shit to that guy about his fucking kid. im a father and a decent human. i wouldnt bring a child into an adults fight. jesus your fucking dead from the neck up eh?

and as far as you knocking me out, or spittin on me. step up big boy. any fucking time. you dont scare shit. not here. that shit might work with these 100 lb kids, but im a full grown man.

you might walk over, but youll limp back.

any fucking time tuff guy.

[MorganGrayson]

anyway....

I don't beleive in paid sex.....wanna do it for $300?
;)

I, too, do not negotiate with terrorists. ;)

Besides, I really don't recommend my $300 blowjob. The $500 one is much better.

The $750 blowjob requires a signed and notarized statement from your cardiologist.

I'm forbidden by restraining order to perform the $1000 blowjob after they had to take the last guy off life support.

:p

[Nickatilynx]

$ 500 on Joe.

[Winetalk.com]

another $500 on Joe (http://cotac.com/dnr/DSC00120.JPG)

(he does look like Luca Brazzi, doesn't he? :)

[JR]

this thread needs some drugs and alocohol the compliment the violence and prostitution going on.



jmho

[JoesHO]

hahahah Brandon what day do you arrive in vegas ? come a day before the show, I know a good place we can go talk about your proposal.

and are you now saying he guy photoshopped an icq conversation to look perfectly like a conversation ?

[Winetalk.com]

JR,
I am sorry for offending your sensibilities...
should I offer $250?
;)

[Dravyk]

JR,
I am sorry for offending your sensibilities...
should I offer $250?
;)Is that dead or alive? :)

[brand0n]

hahahah Brandon what day do you arrive in vegas ? come a day before the show, I know a good place we can go talk about your proposal.

and are you now saying he guy photoshopped an icq conversation to look perfectly like a conversation ?
idiot.

does that look like icq to you? are you really that much of a fucking tard? look at it again bozo the clown

[brand0n]

and, while we are talking. joe. im not going out of my way for a fucking thing about you. if you step to me, youll be delt with and thats fucking that.

come try and spit on me, come try and knock me out. i asure you its not going to go down the way you might think it is.

again, that shit might work with the little guys, but im not a little guy, and i by no means am afraid of fucking you.

[pushpills]

come try and spit on me, come try and knock me out. i asure you its not going to go down the way you might think it is.


you'll end up smoking his rod?

[JoesHO]

are you gonna rip my lungs out brandon and feed them to me? are you gonna throw my child off of a balcony? is that what a full grown man does?

[JoesHO]

BTW Brandon I actually have business to do at the show, so i am sure talking to you is not in the cards, as i will not be attending the free drinking fests in order to see how much free booze I can get like you ( that is not what makes a show succesful for me , )

but since you are such a " grown man" and are "not afraid of me "

and have a chance to earn a grand or more on the first day, why not bring your cmarea, and just you and me, no cops, no crowds, no people , we just walk in to a nice little spot in the desert and discuss our diffrences, like gentlemen ( unless you are scared of the desert? , I mean you already said it is not me that you are worried about, so what is the hold up?)

Balls where your mouth is?

or do you prefer to just get drunk and yell and puff your chest out in a filled casion with tons of cops and tons of people around, instead of talking about business in the proper business environment?

old saying goes, a time and place for everything .


Fear holding you back?I really wanna see what my lungs look like ( since I quit smoking I been curoius if there were any black spots in them still )

[brand0n]

like i said bozo, im not going out of my way for shit

step to me and youll be handled. that fucking simple.

[JR]

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-18/knights-jousting-3.jpg

[helix]

Fight ! Fight! Fight!
Are you going to meet him out by the big tree after school and beat his ass?

[Winetalk.com]

I got the quote from russians:
$10,000, and that includes all fingers, penis and pics on public hosting for your viewing pleasure.

[Trev]

I got the quote from russians:
$10,000, and that includes all fingers, penis and pics on public hosting for your viewing pleasure.
That would be money well spent. :)


But there are cheaper options ;)

[sarettah]

and i by no means am afraid of fucking you.

Damn this thread went from Piss to gay awful fucking quick :yowsa:

[Dravyk]

why not bring your cmarea, and just you and me, no cops, no crowds, no people , we just walk in to a nice little spot in the desert and discuss our diffrences, like gentlemen ( unless you are scared of the desert? , I mean you already said it is not me that you are worried about, so what is the hold up?)Trying to pick a title for this fight ...

"The Stand in the Sand"

or

"Big Hurt in the Desert"


like i said bozo, im not going out of my way for shit

step to me and youll be handled. that fucking simple.Ah looks more like it'll be ...

"No Show from the MoFo"

It figures! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gif

[MorganGrayson]

Fight ! Fight! Fight!
Are you going to meet him out by the big tree after school and beat his ass?

Thanks, helix. I chuckled. I needed a chuckle out of this thread. :)

JR...I tried diverting the thread with prostitution and it didn't work. Maybe you'll have better luck with drugs and alchohol.
The jousting pic was major cool. Thank you. :)

[JoesHO]

I knew you were a ball less wonder

alas but one can always hope I guess.

talk is cheap brandon.

[Nickatilynx]

The Ballad of Joe and Brand0n.

Standing in a car park in vegas,
Worried Joe might just kick his ass.
The man on the board ,
Said he was a terd
You know they never give us a chance.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Poor Brand0n's gonna sell weed.

Joe made the plane into Vegas
Brandon was no where to find
The dopey fat twat
Was prolly strung out on crack
I think he may be outta his mind
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
Poor Brand0n's gonna sell weed.