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09-22-2005, 07:06 PM

cant stop myself. they are just so delightfully tangy and citrusy.

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Trev

09-22-2005, 07:07 PM

WFT is a Craisin? :scratchin

Peaches

09-22-2005, 07:10 PM

I LOVE Craisins :)

09-22-2005, 07:13 PM

WFT is a Craisin? :scratchin
dried cranberries - these are orange flavored. i put them on everything now... salads, oatmeal etc. they are sooooooo good! :)

PornoDoggy

09-22-2005, 07:17 PM

Dried cranberries? Yuck ... MAJOR fucking yuck.

Trev

09-22-2005, 07:25 PM

dried cranberries - these are orange flavored. i put them on everything now... salads, oatmeal etc. they are sooooooo good! :)
So they dry the cranberry then make it taste like an orange... :huh:

Why not buy an orange?

Trev

09-22-2005, 07:26 PM

I LOVE Craisins :)
Don't think I missed you, you're in the weird sack as well. ;)

Peaches

09-22-2005, 07:37 PM

Don't think I missed you, you're in the weird sack as well. ;)
I like the straight cranberry flavored ones :)

Trev

09-22-2005, 07:46 PM

I like the straight cranberry flavored ones :)
Ok, you get a pass over this time. ;)

Peaches

09-22-2005, 07:48 PM

Ok, you get a pass over this time. ;)
That's like when Colin gave me a free pass for reading the Harry Potter books ;)

Trev

09-22-2005, 07:53 PM

That's like when Colin gave me a free pass for reading the Harry Potter books ;)
Harry Potter, you and Craisins could be a wicked mix :yowsa:

:D

Trev

09-22-2005, 07:54 PM

I keep getting tempted to leave my phone number :)

Dravyk

09-22-2005, 08:55 PM

So they dry the cranberry then make it taste like an orange... http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/huh.gif

Why not buy an orange?Only if we can dry the orange and make it taste like a strawberry. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

SykkBoy

09-22-2005, 09:00 PM

I'm a craisin addict too...they rock in homemade trail mix

MissEve

09-23-2005, 03:27 AM

Mmmmm, my favorite salad is butter lettuce, apples, craisins, toasted walnuts, chives and blue cheese crumbles with Briannas Blush Wine Vinagrette.

SykkBoy

09-23-2005, 03:43 AM

Mmmmm, my favorite salad is butter lettuce, apples, craisins, toasted walnuts, chives and blue cheese crumbles with Briannas Blush Wine Vinagrette.
I eat and love a similar salad, but use romaine lettuce and a homemade honey-dijon mustard vinagrette...

SykkBoy

09-23-2005, 03:49 AM

come to think of it,I use craisins in a couple different recipes...

I love to wilt down fresh baby spinach in a little shallot oil, salt and pepper, then whisk together a dressing of craisins, basalmic vinegar, orange zest, a small squirt of lime juice and just a couple crushed red pepper flakes and drizzle the vinagrette over the warm spinach on a plate........in fact, I need to stop by the store and pick up some baby spinach tomorrow ;)

Newton

09-23-2005, 03:56 AM

Vick

09-23-2005, 08:22 AM

don't think craisins are in the UK as yet ..

Just what would Sid Vicious say about that??

Vick

09-23-2005, 08:26 AM

I need to stop by the store and pick up some baby spinach tomorrow ;)

Are they right next to the baby seals?

How are baby seals on a bed of baby spinach?

What is thread desperately needs is a Denis Leary intervention ;->

MorganGrayson

09-23-2005, 10:09 AM

Are they right next to the baby seals?

How are baby seals on a bed of baby spinach?

What is thread desperately needs is a Denis Leary intervention ;->

:bustingup

As I was scrolling this, all I could think was "nobody would *believe* this thread was on an adult webmaster message board.

Thank you, Vick, for getting us back on track!

Vick

09-23-2005, 12:38 PM

:bustingup

As I was scrolling this, all I could think was "nobody would *believe* this thread was on an adult webmaster message board.

Thank you, Vick, for getting us back on track!

I don't believe this thread would be on a gay chief's board

Not that there is anything wrong with appreciating food or any sexual preferences or anything

SykkBoy

09-23-2005, 12:48 PM

Are they right next to the baby seals?

How are baby seals on a bed of baby spinach?

What is thread desperately needs is a Denis Leary intervention ;->

Yeah, but Denis Leary would be slow in responding because he'd be busy combing through all of Bill Hicks' material looking for a good rant to "borrow"

PornoDoggy

09-23-2005, 01:19 PM

Since I had never heard of this creation, I mentioned it to my girlfriend.

She tells me she likes them. She also suggested that someone who eats sardines should not criticize other people's taste in food.

Uppity friggin' women ...

Vick

09-23-2005, 02:44 PM

Yeah, but Denis Leary would be slow in responding because he'd be busy combing through all of Bill Hicks' material looking for a good rant to "borrow"

and much like Leary I's say "who the fuck is Bill Hicks"?

actually guess I missed some good comedy somewhere

Dravyk

09-23-2005, 03:06 PM

I don't believe this thread would be on a gay chief's board

Not that there is anything wrong with appreciating food or any sexual preferences or anythingThis thread is this fucking gay:

http://www.dirtygloves.com/barbrady.gif

SykkBoy

09-23-2005, 06:34 PM

and much like Leary I's say "who the fuck is Bill Hicks"?

actually guess I missed some good comedy somewhere

You missed a true comedy genius who was taken waaaay before his time
I highly recomend the DVD "Bill Hicks: Satirist, Social Critic, Standup Comedian"

His comedy isn't for the easily offended, but underneath the obscenity is a ton of social criticism and he doesn't just have an issue nailing both the left and the right.

There is an old joke amongst comedians that goes: "Why is Denis Leary a famous successful comedian while Bill Hicks still unknown in the US? Because there's no cure for cancer" (Bill Hicks died of pancreatic cancer and Denis Leary's special that got him his notoriety was called "No Cure For Cancer")

you can grab the DVD from amazon.com at
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0004Z33FK/qid=1127514132/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-6293875-6095001?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846

Netflix also has the DVD

MorganGrayson

09-23-2005, 06:54 PM

Blockbuster.com has it, too, and I just kicked it up my list. :)

09-23-2005, 11:05 PM

You missed a true comedy genius who was taken waaaay before his time
I highly recomend the DVD "Bill Hicks: Satirist, Social Critic, Standup Comedian"

His comedy isn't for the easily offended, but underneath the obscenity is a ton of social criticism and he doesn't just have an issue nailing both the left and the right.

There is an old joke amongst comedians that goes: "Why is Denis Leary a famous successful comedian while Bill Hicks still unknown in the US? Because there's no cure for cancer" (Bill Hicks died of pancreatic cancer and Denis Leary's special that got him his notoriety was called "No Cure For Cancer")

you can grab the DVD from amazon.com at
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0004Z33FK/qid=1127514132/sr=8-1/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-6293875-6095001?v=glance&s=dvd&n=507846

Netflix also has the DVD

who are your favorite comedians? i never liked bill hicks much. i love comedy though. some of my favorites...

Dave Attell
Jim Gaffigan
Todd Barry
Mitch Fatell
Jake Johannesen
Dave Chappelle
Jim Florentine (his prank calls are funny anyway)
Lewis Black
Dave Cross

i could go on... and on.

Newton

09-23-2005, 11:11 PM

Bill Hicks was excellent from what little exposure he received here in the UK .. thanks for the links SykkBoy, I didnt know there was a dvd ...

PornoDoggy

09-23-2005, 11:17 PM

Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor & George Carlin are among my all time favorites, and Carlin owes a whole lot of his early stuff to things he liberated from Bruce, "Seven Dirty Words" chief among them.. If contemporary comedians are "ground-breaking", it can be measured in inches compared to the yards those guys broke up.

All time favorite is still Red Skelton, though.

SykkBoy

09-24-2005, 04:39 PM

who are your favorite comedians? i never liked bill hicks much. i love comedy though. some of my favorites...

Dave Attell
Jim Gaffigan
Todd Barry
Mitch Fatell
Jake Johannesen
Dave Chappelle
Jim Florentine (his prank calls are funny anyway)
Lewis Black
Dave Cross

i could go on... and on.

some of my favorites are the givens like Hicks, Carlin and Pryor, but it's also hard to beat Eddie Murphy in the 80's
others:
Dane Cook
Jim Norton
Mitch Hedburg
Dave Attell
Jim Gaffigan
Larry The Cable Guy
Ron White
Lewis Black
John Stewart
Eddie Izzard
Robert Schimmel
David Cross
Bobcat Goldthwait (80's version)
Jay Mohr is kind of hit or miss with me...sometimes I find him really funny and other times I don't

I'm generally not a fan of female comedians except Sarah Silverman, Lisa Lampinelli, Margaret Smith and Judy Tanuta

There are other comedians I find funny at times but tend to be hit or miss with me...

09-24-2005, 11:27 PM

some of my favorites are the givens like Hicks, Carlin and Pryor, but it's also hard to beat Eddie Murphy in the 80's
others:
Dane Cook
Jim Norton
Mitch Hedburg
Dave Attell
Jim Gaffigan
Larry The Cable Guy
Ron White
Lewis Black
John Stewart
Eddie Izzard
Robert Schimmel
David Cross
Bobcat Goldthwait (80's version)
Jay Mohr is kind of hit or miss with me...sometimes I find him really funny and other times I don't

I'm generally not a fan of female comedians except Sarah Silverman, Lisa Lampinelli, Margaret Smith and Judy Tanuta

There are other comedians I find funny at times but tend to be hit or miss with me...

i like schimmel, jim norton and mitch hedberg a lot as well. i was really bummed when mitch died. :(

one of the main reasons i got XM radio was for the comedy channel.

Have to agree PD, carlin and pryor were certainly ahead of their time then. at least i think they were... I was just a little kid haha. i can remember listening to richard pryor in grade school. i dont know why i was so obsessed with comedy when i was little. i can remember being in the first grade and having steve martins albums memorized. i was always chanting the 7 words you could never say on TV :)

Nickatilynx

09-25-2005, 02:39 AM

Newton

09-25-2005, 02:45 AM

Dave Allen was class too

Nickatilynx

09-25-2005, 02:50 AM

Dave Allen was class too

Loved Dave Allen.

The story of how he lost his finger was a classic ;-)))

Newton

09-25-2005, 02:57 AM

I miss seeing him with his chair and glasses of whisky ... and may your god go with you .. a funny and astute guy ..

09-25-2005, 04:02 AM

Moving boundaries. Breaking down borders...

Without a doubt a few Brits would feature. All the pythons , ( cept the yank , sorry he sucked and still does) , "Derek and Clive".....

no fucking Canadians though that I can think of..

i think the crew from Kids in the Hall were definately ahead of their time. i think they are from Montreal? That was some pretty bizarre shit... very funny but funny in a "what the fuck was that all about" kind of way.

The Montey Python Crew was also breaking new ground as well. I was watching them the other day actually. is was The Flying Circus skit where the mafia guys are trying to extort money from the army "well uh,,, you got a lot of lot of nice tanks and stuff around here ya know, be a shame if some of em' got broken"

Hard to believe when i watch some of the Flying Circus stuff and laugh my ass off... that it was made before i was even born.