You might be Dravyk if ...

[Nickatilynx]

You have more hair on your balls than on your head. :)

[Sabby]

This thread is useless without pics!!


Sabby:flash:

[Dravyk]

You have more hair on your balls than on your head. :)You do like to live dangerously, I see. :hmm:

[MorganGrayson]

You do like to live dangerously, I see. :hmm:

Click around. You have *no* idea.... :unsure:

[XxXotic]

just out of curiosity... why is it you're so knowledgeable in regards to drav's balls? ;)

[Nickatilynx]

just out of curiosity... why is it you're so knowledgeable in regards to drav's balls? ;)

I hear things...

;-))))

[XxXotic]

I hear things...

;-))))"hear things".... that what kids are calling it these days? ;)

[Anthony]

Why is it, I never get razor burn or razor bumps on my balls after I shave them?

[Trev]

Why is it, I never get razor burn or razor bumps on my balls after I shave them?
Erm... :blink:

[Nickatilynx]

Erm... :blink:

what he said...

[PornoDoggy]

Oh, great. Now Ant's balls are demanding equal time ...

[Dravyk]

Oh, great. Now Ant's balls are demanding equal time ...Ant's balls can have the entire spotlight as far as I'm concerned.

Enjoy! :D

[Newton]

http://www.menessentials.com/tips/shaving_privates.html

[Dravyk]

http://www.menessentials.com/tips/shaving_privates.htmlShit! I'm naucous just reading that! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/doublepuke1.gif

[Trev]

Shit! I'm naucous just reading that! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/doublepuke1.gif
Nothing sharp goes anywhere near that area and nothing that rhymes with sax does!

[MorganGrayson]

Newton...you upset Dravyk so much he can't spell "nauseous." That's *bad.* Quit helping these damned threads! :mad:

Anthony...probably because you apply sufficient shaving cream, own a good razor and are careful. Just a guess, as I have no firsthand knowledge with regards to testicle shaving, one - because I personally don't have any; and two - my husband would projectile vomit at the very suggestion. This, by the way, is one of the big benefits of a 26 year marriage. Total acceptance of whatever the other person is just as he/she is. (Marital goodies mentioned for the groom-to-be.) :)

[XxXotic]

they make nair for crotches now which is a godsend, because shaving balls is like trying to shave wet, wrinkled jeans

[Sin]

See sig, it is perfectly able to shave balls daily without any troubles :) Key word being daily, you don't want for it to be any longer than 1 days worth of ball stubble.

Its specifically designed for difficult jobs like balls

[Anthony]

Newton...you upset Dravyk so much he can't spell "nauseous." That's *bad.* Quit helping these damned threads! :mad:

Anthony...probably because you apply sufficient shaving cream, own a good razor and are careful. Just a guess, as I have no firsthand knowledge with regards to testicle shaving, one - because I personally don't have any; and two - my husband would projectile vomit at the very suggestion. This, by the way, is one of the big benefits of a 26 year marriage. Total acceptance of whatever the other person is just as he/she is. (Marital goodies mentioned for the groom-to-be.) :)

Aloe Vera shaving gel! :)

I have yet to find anything beter than a MACH 3 Turbo that vibrates. Nothing has ever gotten it that close before.

[JR]

A perfect lunch thread. A good ripe depth of colour. The nose shows primary red fruits at first, before developing some gamey notes, opening out into a blend of green apples and farmyard characteristics. Medium bodied, but with some considerable weight on the palate, and with a very good depth of character. It has slightly mushroomy dark fruit, with a firm, tingling, peppery malic acidity. Cottony texture which has appeal. Short finish. Good now, and over the next two to three years.

[Newton]

Question .. IF you forget to shave for a day then presumably the young lady attending to your needs can get a stubble burn on her chin?

[MorganGrayson]

Question .. IF you forget to shave for a day then presumably the young lady attending to your needs can get a stubble burn on her chin?

Yes.

I base this on a very shocked husband's facial expression who'd done nothing more than affectionately rub his face against mine without having shaved that morning. I looked like someone had taken a Brillo pad to half my face. Felt that way, too.

[Trev]

Yes.

I base this on a very shocked husband's facial expression who'd done nothing more than affectionately rub his face against mine without having shaved that morning. I looked like someone had taken a Brillo pad to half my face. Felt that way, too.
Mmmmm kinky :yowsa:

[MorganGrayson]

Mmmmm kinky :yowsa:

You're an odd duck, crumpet. :blink:

[Dravyk]

About 10 years ago, I got pussy rug burn on my face from someone who was deciding to let it grow back in. No fun. No fun at all. Smarted for days later. Looked like I had a red beard or something. No, not fun.

[Dravyk]

You're an odd duck, crumpet. :blink:Even with the well-placed comma, "duck crumpet" still looks odd.

[Newton]

You must have quite sensitive skin Dravyk ..

[MorganGrayson]

Even with the well-placed comma, "duck crumpet" still looks odd.

Upon reflection...you're right, it does.
I can picture the proper British butler holding the silver tray saying "your duck crumpets, Madam."
However, I am very much afraid to look at the tray to find out exactly *what* a "duck crumpet" is.

Ah...I've got it. Leftover breakfast goodies one takes to the park to sit beneath the shade of a tree and toss to the happy ducks. *Those* are "duck crumpets."

Whoo. That was close. :blink:

[Dravyk]

You must have quite sensitive skin Dravyk ..And a very talented tounge. :p

[MorganGrayson]

And a very talented tounge. :p

Newton, there's "setting up a line" and then there's delivering the opportunity elegantly wrapped with a huge bow. *That* opening came gift wrapped! :D

[Dravyk]

However, I am very much afraid to look at the tray to find out exactly *what* a "duck crumpet" is.

Ah...I've got it. Leftover breakfast goodies one takes to the park to sit beneath the shade of a tree and toss to the happy ducks. *Those* are "duck crumpets."http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/weird.gif

[MorganGrayson]

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/weird.gif

You'll have to ask the mod in charge of knowing what the hell the threads are all about. Er...when and if we ever get one, that is. :blink:

[Newton]

Newton, there's "setting up a line" and then there's delivering the opportunity elegantly wrapped with a huge bow. *That* opening came gift wrapped! :D

I know, but I couldnt in all good conscience do it to Dravyk, especially not when his tongue appears to be touting for business lol

[MorganGrayson]

I know, but I couldnt in all good conscience do it to Dravyk, especially not when his tongue appears to be touting for business lol

Oops. Backfired. :blink:

Sorry, Dravyk. I thought I had Newton with that one....

[Trev]

You're an odd duck, crumpet. :blink:
I hate shaving, I've pretty much always got a five o'clock shadow as a minimum, it's good for getting rid of the dry skin between a womans legs ;)

[Newton]

I hate shaving, I've pretty much always got a five o'clock shadow as a minimum, it's good for getting rid of the dry skin between a womans legs ;)

ahahahaha thats attractive!! lol

[Trev]

ahahahaha thats attractive!! lol
It's the way it is and the way it's going to be. ;)

[gigi]

About 10 years ago, I got pussy rug burn on my face from someone who was deciding to let it grow back in. No fun. No fun at all. Smarted for days later. Looked like I had a red beard or something. No, not fun.

aaaahahahahaha! that's too funny!!

I've only ever been on the other end, and, just for the record, it isn't fun for us either. ;)

[edited to add] well......'that' is fun...of course...I meant the growing back in part isn't fun. :p

[JoesHO]

Not my fault dravyk, I had nothing to do with Nicks fascination for your balls

[Newton]

Not my fault dravyk, I had nothing to do with Nicks fascination for your balls

You started it if I am not mistaken? :blink:

[Dravyk]

Not my fault dravyk, I had nothing to do with Nicks fascination for your ballsNotice Sarettah hasn't been around today? ... I wonder why? Muhahahaha!http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/devil.gif

You're next on the list, Joe. Be scared. Be very scared. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/eninja.gif

[JR]

http://www.movieanimals.com/images/fake%20testiclesmed-a.jpg