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MorganGrayson
09-20-2005, 07:45 PM
Dravyk's balls may NOT be mentioned in any thread unless it is first verified - by looking down at the main list of forums to see who's online - that he is ONLINE and can smack back. :mad:

Geesh, never has *one* set of testicles been subjected to such abuse.
PornoDoggy
09-20-2005, 07:47 PM
No.
Nickatilynx
09-20-2005, 07:47 PM
Geesh, never has *one* set of testicles been subjected to such abuse.

ummm..well..ummm...

oh nevermind!!! ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
MorganGrayson
09-20-2005, 08:08 PM
ummm..well..ummm...

oh nevermind!!! ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Welcome to the "TMI Zone"!!! This is something I most certainly DO NOT want to hear about!!! :p


PornoDoggy...well, I tried. :)
Red
09-20-2005, 08:19 PM
Welcome to the "TMI Zone"!!! This is something I most certainly DO NOT want to hear about!!! :p



You're no fun sometimes, yanno that?
Did you ever think that some of us love to hear the daily trials and tribulations of Dravyk's balls? Didja huh?


Don't you worry Dravyk, your balls are safe in my hands. :p
Nickatilynx
09-20-2005, 08:22 PM
Don't you worry Dravyk, your balls are safe in my hands. :p

Ok...that did it...

you all sicken me.

I'll see you all in the am. :)
MorganGrayson
09-20-2005, 08:24 PM
You're no fun sometimes, yanno that?
Did you ever think that some of us love to hear the daily trials and tribulations of Dravyk's balls? Didja huh?


Don't you worry Dravyk, your balls are safe in my hands. :p

Yes, I quite often am absolutely no fun. :)

However, it was the story of *Nick's* balls that I didn't want to hear about!! :p

I'm certain Dravyk will be glad that his balls are safe in your hands. :)
sarettah
09-20-2005, 08:27 PM
I'm certain Dravyk will be glad that his balls are safe in your hands. :)

Wow, Dravyk's gonna be glad you found his balls. He's been looking for them for a long time....... :yowsa:











(You know I had to, don't you Harry ? )
Red
09-20-2005, 08:29 PM
Yes, I quite often am absolutely no fun. :)

However, it was the story of *Nick's* balls that I didn't want to hear about!! :p

I'm certain Dravyk will be glad that his balls are safe in your hands. :)


Well no one wants to hear the story of Nick's balls.

I hope Dravyk is glad about the safety of his balls. After all, I did tell him that we would become the best of friends. Can you think of a better way to start than scrotum safety?
MorganGrayson
09-20-2005, 08:39 PM
Well no one wants to hear the story of Nick's balls.

I hope Dravyk is glad about the safety of his balls. After all, I did tell him that we would become the best of friends. Can you think of a better way to start than scrotum safety?

I think scrotum safety is indeed a fine way to become friends. :)
Dravyk
09-20-2005, 09:02 PM
Revenge List:


1. Sarettah - He's old and confused, and easiest to kill.

2. Joesho - For starting this in the first place.

3. Anthony - Because he's so gay.

4. Nickatilynx - Because he's always behind these things, the damned pikey



More to come.
Nickatilynx
09-20-2005, 10:31 PM
Revenge List:


1. Sarettah - He's old and confused, and easiest to kill.




SWEET!!!! :)
Newton
09-20-2005, 10:43 PM
Dravyk has a shitlist? :blink:
Vick
09-20-2005, 11:15 PM
I am such an idiot
After all these years it finally dawns on me what Dravyk's real name is

Harry Balls


Obviously I'm joking
It must be Harold Balls


(often overheard at the parties in Dravyk's boxer shorts)
Paging Mr. Balls,
Mr. Harry Balls your party of 2 is waiting to be seated


(insert asshole and dick jokes here)
ThrobX
09-20-2005, 11:40 PM
Dravyk has a shitlist? :blink:

He's just pissed off because he has more hair on his balls than on his head...

And his balls are shaved! :yowsa:
Dravyk
09-20-2005, 11:53 PM
He's just pissed off because he has more hair on his balls than on his head...

And his balls are shaved! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif
5. ThrobX - Who forgets I know his secret. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/pirate1.gif
PornoDoggy
09-20-2005, 11:56 PM
He's just pissed off because he has more hair on his balls than on his head...

And his balls are shaved! :yowsa:
:thumbup:
XXXPhoto
09-21-2005, 12:30 AM
Dravyk's ball handling is unmatched in the webmaster world... He might be follicly challenged elsewhere, but that doesn't matter when folks shout, "Lookit that Harry palm!"
Dravyk
09-21-2005, 01:09 AM
http://www.dirtygloves.com/screwuguys.gif
Vick
09-21-2005, 12:08 PM
Harry's taken his hairy ball(s) and went home


Should we start a webmaster donation drive so Harry can get his hairy balls waxed?

Please won't you give just a little so Harry's balls won't be so hairy
XxXotic
09-21-2005, 12:59 PM
Harry's taken his hairy ball(s) and went home


Should we start a webmaster donation drive so Harry can get his hairy balls waxed?

Please won't you give just a little so Harry's balls won't be so hairyI'm gonna have to ask that you never use the words "balls" and "wax" in the same sentence ever again. thanks :)
ThrobX
09-21-2005, 01:28 PM
5. ThrobX - Who forgets I know his secret. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/pirate1.gif

If I let everyone in on my secret, it nullifies #5 for you, then, wouldn't it? OK, here it is, just one word...

Plastics.
ThrobX
09-21-2005, 01:30 PM
Should we start a webmaster donation drive so Harry can get his hairy balls waxed?

Wha, he ran out of cash after they waxed his head?
Trev
09-21-2005, 01:31 PM
Wha, he ran out of cash after they waxed his head?
hahahahahahahahaha :bustingup


:wnw: :wnw: :okthumb:
OldJeff
09-21-2005, 01:43 PM
Drav has Testicle's ? ;)
Dravyk
09-21-2005, 02:08 PM
Drav has Testicle's ? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gifOk, I expect the above from the children around here, but ...

Et tu, Jeff? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blink.gif

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sad.gif
Vick
09-21-2005, 02:44 PM
Looks like it's turned into a Dravyk Roast

Just remember this is what can happen if you don't shave your balls











Do You See Any Shaved Balls Here??
Vick
09-21-2005, 03:07 PM
Sorry I think I broke the board during a Dravyk roast

Either that or this image I tried to post as a warning to not shaving your balls
http://www.big-cocks-porn.net/thumbs-up/swingertales/15.jpg
Do You See Any Shaved Balls There??
Trev
09-21-2005, 03:18 PM
Sorry I think I broke the board during a Dravyk roast

Either that or this image I tried to post as a warning to not shaving your balls
http://www.big-cocks-porn.net/thumbs-up/swingertales/15.jpg
Do You See Any Shaved Balls There??
Nothing showing there, me thinks they've got .htaccess in place.
Carrie
09-21-2005, 06:26 PM
Well hmph on them.
Trev
09-21-2005, 06:30 PM
Vick,

I've had to edit, your post containing the pic, it is the only thread on Oprano that keeps fucking with my machine(IE sucks, I know Newton).

Sorry. :(
Newton
09-21-2005, 06:52 PM
Bless you Trev, you know Linux is next dont ya lol
Trev
09-21-2005, 07:04 PM
Bless you Trev, you know Linux is next dont ya lol
Only in the after life ;)

















but only then it's going to be a maybe, I want to try G.O.D 2.01 out first. :D
Vick
09-21-2005, 10:17 PM
he he he

Sorry

I is the product tester, when I was a kid I could break about anything.
Now I am the most mechanically inept person you'll ever see

What I really liked was taking an unbreakable toy and beating on it with an indestructible object or something like that
MorganGrayson
09-22-2005, 03:21 PM
he he he

Sorry

I is the product tester, when I was a kid I could break about anything.
Now I am the most mechanically inept person you'll ever see

What I really liked was taking an unbreakable toy and beating on it with an indestructible object or something like that

It's a shame you didn't meet me when I was young enough to reproduce. We could have created little beings that merely needed to be in the vicinity of something to cause it to grind to a hault.

We could have taken over the world. :)