Raw Alex has hacked my username!!!!!

[Nickatilynx]

;-)))

[PornoDoggy]

I smell a conspiracy ...

Does RA have an account on GWW?

:D

[Dravyk]

Why do you want to bring more Canadians to the board? :blink:

Kidding, really. Yes, I'm sure I am. I think. Wait, no. Ok, yes, just kidding. I'm almost positive of it.

[DrGuile]

Why do you want to bring more Canadians to the board? :blink:

Kidding, really. Yes, I'm sure I am. I think. Wait, no. Ok, yes, just kidding. I'm almost positive of it.

What do you mean bring more? We're already here ;)

[JR]

my last name is french. can i be Canadian too?

[Nickatilynx]

my last name is french. can i be Canadian too?

well.....

You'll have to become a lot more snide , enjoy hockey , and laugh at 'mericans...

[Rolo]

You forgot to add "megalomania" to that list....

[DrGuile]

my last name is french. can i be Canadian too?

What's your last name?

[MorganGrayson]

I want to *THWAP!!!* Raw Alex again. :)

[PornoDoggy]

my last name is french. can i be Canadian too?

How are Buffy and Jodie anyway?

[VooMan]

How are Buffy and Jodie anyway?

Don't forget Sissy. :inlove::inlove::inlove:

[Dravyk]

Don't forget Sissy. :inlove::inlove::inlove:Damn the lot of us are both old and sick! :)

[MorganGrayson]

I'm sitting here thinking about Mr. French and Mrs. Beasley, which makes me old, sick and pathetic.

I win!!! :)


I shudder to think of what it is that I have won, however.

[Dravyk]

I'm sitting here thinking about Mr. French and Mrs. Beasley, which makes me old, sick and pathetic.

I win!!! :)


I shudder to think of what it is that I have won, however.A black-and-white 9-inch television set with vacuum tubes and five channels. :okthumb:

[MorganGrayson]

A black-and-white 9-inch television set with vacuum tubes and five channels. :okthumb:

YAYAYAYAY!!!!! A piece of technology I can actually cope with!!!!

Oh, tell me it has rabbit ears!! Please!!!!

:cdance:

[Dravyk]

YAYAYAYAY!!!!! A piece of technology I can actually cope with!!!!

Oh, tell me it has rabbit ears!! Please!!!!

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/carrotdancer.gifSorry. Aluminum foil covered coat hanger only.

[Nickatilynx]

A black-and-white 9-inch television set with vacuum tubes and five channels. :okthumb:

What else do you have in your lounge?

[Dravyk]

What else do you have in your lounge?A pole-lamp that sticks to the ceiling with three adjustable V-lights, two brass bar stools with nawgahide red covers, and a lime green beanbag chair. ... Why do you ask?

[PornoDoggy]

Does the beanbag chair match or contrast the shag carpet?

[Dravyk]

Does the beanbag chair match or contrast the shag carpet?Contrasts, of course.

It does however match the fuzzy dice. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[PornoDoggy]

I've done an in depth analysis of your posts today using the HQVid post-analysis model, and I don't think it's Alex.

Alex tended toward the histrionic and bombastic.

What's been appearing today is just a wee bit too cunty to be Alex.

[Nickatilynx]

I've done an in depth analysis of your posts today using the HQVid post-analysis model, and I don't think it's Alex.

Alex tended toward the histrionic and bombastic.

What's been appearing today is just a wee bit too cunty to be Alex.


Added the above to the most glaring fact that alex couldn't hack the skin off a rice pudding...

[Dravyk]

Added the above to the most glaring fact that alex couldn't hack the skin off a rice pudding...You've been talking to Technick again. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[JR]

well.....

You'll have to become a lot more snide , enjoy hockey , and laugh at 'mericans...
i can be a real prick and i laugh a lot at americans. i will work on the hockey thing

haha... i remember i was in vancouver once with my friends in a bar and someone said something about hockey to me and i shot back "fuck hockey, that game sucks and no one watches it" or something like that. i was a little drunk and forgetting where i was.

i will never forget that moment - the music stopped, everyone stopped and looked at me and time seemed to stand still for days while i just sat there struggling to make something useful and helpfull come out of my mouth before i got the shit kicked out of me.

[Carrie]

Yeah, I don't think screaming "but you're supposed to be neutral!!!" while you were getting your ass beat would've helped too much in that situation. ;)

All you ever needed to know about hockey... it's legalized bloodsport on ice.
"I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out"...

When presented with a conversation about hockey and you know nothing about the game, you have two options. Both will end your participation in the hockey topic:
1. "Which team lost the most blood?" (Person will rave gleefully for at least half an hour on all of the fights in the game, requiring no further input other than approving grunts from you.)
2. "Sorry man, the only hockey I want to talk about right now is a 'body check' on that hot blonde/brunette/redhead over there." (Person will turn to look and the topic will then turn to comparing hot babes in the near vicinity or past conquests.)

[Dravyk]

LMAO! Great story, JR!