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Red
09-14-2005, 10:41 PM
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem."

The Web site of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a liter, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-liter (11 gallon) tank.

But the president of the German Society for the Protection of Animals, Wolfgang Apel, said using dead cats for fuel was illegal.

"There's no danger for cats and dogs in Germany because this practice is outlawed in Germany," Apel told Bild on Wednesday in a story entitled "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"

"We're going to keep an eye on this case," Apel said.






That's just not right.

XxXotic
09-14-2005, 10:44 PM
/me shakes head

Squishy
09-14-2005, 10:46 PM
I would not in the least mind putting some of my neighbors into the ol' Camry...I like kitties, tho.

People=Fuel
Kitties=Cute

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Nickatilynx
09-14-2005, 11:04 PM
I used to judge cars on how much pussy per mile they got me...but not in that way.

JR
09-14-2005, 11:33 PM
shouldn't be long now!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/soylent_green.jpg

Carrie
09-15-2005, 12:19 AM
I used to judge cars on how much pussy per mile they got me...but not in that way.
*slams head on desk*

Dravyk
09-15-2005, 03:42 AM
Ok, I know I'm not the only one thinking this ...

Why the Germans? Bad enough if anyone else thought of this ... but ... dead bodies (albeit, cats) for fuel?!

Tell me no one else read the story and Dr. Mengela didn't spring quickly to mind?!

Sheeeesh!

Winetalk.com
09-15-2005, 04:14 AM
That's just not right.


you can say that again, sistah!

If he used LIVE cats, he'd get a better milage
;)

Winetalk.com
09-15-2005, 04:16 AM
Ok, I know I'm not the only one thinking this ...

Why the Germans? Bad enough if anyone else thought of this ... but ... dead bodies (albeit, cats) for fuel?!

Tell me no one else read the story and Dr. Mengela didn't spring quickly to mind?!

Sheeeesh!

Drav. c'mon!

What do you think OIL is?

do DEAD bodies of dinosours come to mind?

Dravyk
09-15-2005, 04:18 AM
Drav. c'mon!

What do you think OIL is?

do DEAD bodies of dinosours come to mind?I thought dead cats were for only food, not fuel.

Can't eat a dead dino. Only Fred Flintstone can do that. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gif

slavdogg
09-15-2005, 04:23 AM
hahaha thats funny

i actually show some news today,
Dude in Bay Area made his diesel car run on Soy oil
imagine putting Tofu in your car :)

Winetalk.com
09-15-2005, 05:06 AM
hahaha thats funny

i actually show some news today,
Dude in Bay Area made his diesel car run on Soy oil
imagine putting Tofu in your car :)


I'd rather put it in the car than on my plate
;)

Ace-imlive
09-15-2005, 05:50 AM
go figure that german?

jackson
09-15-2005, 09:39 AM
thats kind of fucked up you know someone is gonna bitch that they are mis handling dead animal carcases

Nickatilynx
09-15-2005, 10:27 AM
*slams head on desk*

What????!!!

Drive a Rolls Corniche , Ferarri , Porsche , Mercedes SL600 , a Viper, a prowler and you'll soon find out what car gets the most and what type of pussy. :-)))

It scientific. :)

Absolute worst feedback I ever got...

Parked my Bentley outside the office.Group of admirers looking at it and one twat says "Is that some form of kit car?"

Fucking philistines!

:)

Red
09-15-2005, 10:33 AM
I'd rather put it in the car than on my plate
;)


:) Tofu belongs anywhere other than on one's plate.

Nickatilynx
09-15-2005, 10:34 AM
:) Tofu belongs anywhere other that on one's plate.

I thought that til a chinese friend gave me Spicy hot deep fried tofu at dum sum.

It is really really good.