Board Newbie

[selena]

Hi there :)

I wanted to drop by and introduce myself. However, JaYMan told me to be very careful here, because you all would eat me.

So I'm proceeding with caution. ;)

I've been in adult about 1 1/2 years. I was fortunate enough to be given the opportunity to be hired as Affiliate Manager for JaYMan Cash.

So if any of you are affiliates and need anything, please let me know.

I look forward to getting to know everyone better. :)

[MorganGrayson]

Hi, selena! :waving:

Welcome!! Congrats again on the football pool!! We can *always* use more football fans around here!! :okthumb:

I'm almost certain that one or two of the gentlemen will cease to be gentlemen at some point and volunteer to "eat you," but it will be said with a smile. :)

We'd love to get to know you better, too. :)

Please tell JaYMan that I said "hello." I haven't spoken to him in years. (I was out of the biz for a while.) He knew me when I was a confused newbie! Now I'm just...confused. :lol:

[Red]

Hi Selena. Welcome to Oprano.

Tell Jayman to stop scaring you. Some of us may eat you, but only in the best possible way. ;)

And tell Jayman that Red said to get his ass over here once in a while. :)

[Trev]

Welcome to Oprano Selena. :waving: :D

Jayman's talking about the "old" Oprano, not the "new" Oprano. ;)

[selena]

Oh, well, if it's getting eaten in a good way, then who am I to complain? :)

I'll be sure to pass the messages along to JaYMan, ladies.

And definetly a football fan here, Morgan. Cowboys are my team.

Thanks for the welcomes. :)

[TheEnforcer]

You were doing so good until you mentioned you are a Cowboys fan!! ;>)) That deserves ridicule! You should talk with Steady as he's also a devout, as well as misguided, Cowboys fan as well.

Welcome to Oprano. :>))

[CDSmith]

A Cowboys fan AND you won the week 1 prize in the football pool?

This is sacrilege!!

Ah it's okay, I'm one of them damned 49'ers fans meself. :D

[Newton]

Welcome to Oprano Selena, a pleasure to have you on board ;)

[pushpills]

Hi.

[MorganGrayson]

C'mon, guys...the Cowboys beat my Chargers on Sunday and I was nice enough to keep my mouth shut about it! ;)

Don't take any stuff off 'em, selena! :)

[XxXotic]

welcome chickie :)

[domtheboy]

Hey selena, good to see you over here :)

[sarettah]

you all would eat me.


That depends on what you look like.......

Show us some pootang and we will let you know if you're edible :blink:











Welcome to the mix :yowsa:

[CDSmith]

C'mon, guys...the Cowboys beat my Chargers on Sunday and I was nice enough to keep my mouth shut about it! ;)

Don't take any stuff off 'em, selena! :)
I picked the Chargers in that game, largely because they had a strong year last year.

I'm still stinging from that loss. :(

But giving a cowboys fan a hard time is something instinctual. :)

[sarettah]

I'm almost certain that one or two of the gentlemen will cease to be gentlemen at some point and volunteer to "eat you," but it will be said with a smile. :)


When we I learn to read the thread before posting ?????????? :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

[Trev]

When we I learn to read the thread before posting ?????????? :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:
When will you learn to proof read before posting :yowsa:

[domtheboy]

When will you learn to proof read before posting :yowsa:

Bet you were super-careful not to make any typo's when you posted that :p

[Inabon]

i love your name its my wife´s name to :wub:

[Nickatilynx]

My old board whore now has a board whore!!!!

WTF!!!!!

LOL

Welcome to Oprano and my best to your hairy boss :)

;-))

[Trev]

Bet you were super-careful not to make any typo's when you posted that :p
You'll never know how long I sat looking at it. :yowsa:

;)

[Trev]

My old board whore now has a board whore!!!!

WTF!!!!!

LOL

Welcome to Oprano and my best to your hairy boss :)

;-))
Ahh, they grow up so fast. :)

[Sin]

Welcome to Oprano :)

[selena]

~lol~

I'm gonna group reply instead of making a bunch of individual posts. Tidier that way.

Thank you, Sin. I like getting around and meeting new people.

Yep, Nickatilynx, the board whore has spawned another board whore. ;) I'll pass those wishes along to him.

Inabon, thanks. It's my real name. I was named after some character in a tv show called "Peyton Place". Which means I'm old as dirt. ;)

Sarettah, trust me, with the kind of pootang we look at all day, I'd come in lookin' less than tasty. I know when I'm bested. :D

Hey there, domtheboy. :) I was reading in another forum here about a tutorial or something of that nature. It sounded interesting. I didn't get far enough to see what you were actually doing, I just read through the arrangement posts yesterday before I had to go out of the house.

XxXotic...hiya, Phillies Man. ;)

MorganGrayson, I will try hard to hold my own. (pun intended) I was a bartender off and on for years, so I am decent at slinging shit. But I like it when the board girls watch out for each other.

Hello, pushpills...a pleasure to meet you.

Thanks, Newton. I love your avatar. Just thinking about that movie makes me smile.

CDSmith you are a 9ers fan? Oh my. Though I will have to say they looked less than shabby on Sunday. I'm used to the Cowboys insults. I'm one of 3 fans that I know of in my whole town.

TheEnforcer...oh, there is another 'Boys fan here? Outstanding! I'm used to being in the minority. I shall have to try to meet him and team up with him and see if we can't get a Cowboys skin for the board or something. :D

Thanks for the welcome, Trev. And he must have been, because you all seem real welcoming.

Red, I passed along the greetings to JaYMan from you and MorganGrayson.

~flexs fingers~
I think I got everybody. If not, mark it down to senility on my part, not me trying to overlook you. :)

[jaYMan]

Not a single link in this thread...

let me do it ;)
http://jaymancash.com

Do you guys really miss me???? honestly???

[Nickatilynx]

Not a single link in this thread...

let me do it ;)
http://jaymancash.com (http://jaymancash.com/)

Do you guys really miss me???? honestly???

Yeah I need a fucking coffee!!!

;-))

[MorganGrayson]

selena...the females on this board definitely look out for each other. :okthumb:
(Later, we shall have a tutorial on offense terms for male genitalia!) :)


sarettah...oh, scrumptious...you'll be forgiven, I'm sure. Selena seems like a wonderful person and I'm sure she'll forgive your blatant sexual remarks. Of course, if she wants to slap the crap out of you, I'll hold you for her! :yowsa:

jaYMan...of course we missed you! I remember some phone calls vividly. :cdance:

[myjah]

Welcome to the board! I'm new here myself and so far I'm enjoying it. :)

[Dravyk]

Even though you're a Cowboys fan (boooo!) you're welcomed here, Selena! :waving:

Btw, Philadelphia Eagles rule!!

"Don't let your sons grow up to be Cowboys ..." http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[sarettah]

Selena seems like a wonderful person and I'm sure she'll forgive your blatant sexual remarks. Of course, if she wants to slap the crap out of you, I'll hold you for her!

Huh... What blatantly sexist remarks ? Nothing sexist about it, if it was a guy wanting to be eaten we'd have to see if he edible too, now wouldn't we.........

Nothing sexist about it, it's a traditional Oprano welcome....



:yowsa:






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[sarettah]

In regard to other remarks in this thread:







CHIEFS !!!!

[liqqwid]

Hey Selena welcome to oprano :)

[helix]

Hi Selena, welcome !

[Anthony]

Yeah I need a fucking coffee!!!

;-))

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