Changes start today...

[Nickatilynx]

:)

[Trev]

Did I miss a memo :unsure:

[XxXotic]

fuck am i gettin banned already? sigh

[Peaches]

I want to be Queen of the Internet. Thank you.

[Winetalk.com]

I want to be Queen of the Internet. Thank you.

I'll make you one...if you show your ASSets!
;)

[XxXotic]

I'll make you one...if you show your ASSets!
;)pervert :p

[Peaches]

Oooh - I'm already the Queen :)

[MorganGrayson]

Let's review:

Nickatilynx is hinting, but not saying.
Trev is confused.
XxXotic is answering his own question by posting.
Her Royal Highness, Peaches, is stating the obvious. (Or would you prefer "Her Majesty"? I have to know before I order stationary. :) )
XxXotic is also stating the obvious by calling Serge a pervert.
Serge wants ASS.

Work with me, Nick. I'm seeing "status quo" stuff here! :rolleyes:

[Peaches]

Before you get rid of the old header, can someone tell us who the other 4 people are supposed to be? I'm guessing the one in the middle left is Bishop? But the rests I'm clueless on :(

[PornoDoggy]

Are we gonna have to Turn and face the strain?

[JoesHO]

you are gonna be nice to me ????

[LadyMischief]

I'll make you one...if you show your ASSets!
;)



Hmmm is this an asset-sharing kind of day?

[PornoDoggy]

Ohhhhhh ... ohhhhh ... if I was a smartASS I'd have to insert a Joel joke here!!!!

[Vick]

Still don’t know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets and
Every time I thought I’d got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I’ve never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
I’m much too fast to take that test

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don’t want to be a richer man (<----we can omit that line)
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Just gonna have to be a different man
Time may change me
But I can’t trace time

I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence
So the days float through my eyes
But stil the days seem the same
And these children that you spit on
As they try to change their worlds
Are immune to your consultations
They’re quite aware of what they’re going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Don’t tell them to grow up and out of it
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Where’s your shame
You’ve left us up to our necks in it
Time may change me
But you can’t trace time

Strange fascination, fascinating me
Ah changes are taking the pace I’m going through

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Oh, look out you rock ’n rollers
Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
(turn and face the strain)
Ch-ch-changes
Pretty soon now you’re gonna get a little older
Time may change me
But I can’t trace time
I said that time may change me
But I can’t trace time



*Post with inspiration from Pornodoggy

[LadyMischief]

Ohhhhhh ... ohhhhh ... if I was a smartASS I'd have to insert a Joel joke here!!!!


Yeah yeah go right on ahead. He happens to LIKE my smartass ;)

[XxXotic]

Let's review:

Nickatilynx is hinting, but not saying.
Trev is confused.
XxXotic is answering his own question by posting.
Her Royal Highness, Peaches, is stating the obvious. (Or would you prefer "Her Majesty"? I have to know before I order stationary. :) )
XxXotic is also stating the obvious by calling Serge a pervert.
Serge wants ASS.

Work with me, Nick. I'm seeing "status quo" stuff here! :rolleyes:I was mentioned twice, look ma I *am* somebody :yowsa:

[XxXotic]

Ohhhhhh ... ohhhhh ... if I was a smartASS I'd have to insert a Joel joke here!!!!2 moose walk into a bar....

[Nickatilynx]

I think a question mark works...

Don’t want to be a richer man?

[MorganGrayson]

I was mentioned twice, look ma I *am* somebody :yowsa:

Not to XxXotic's ma:

Be proud. You have given the world a very, very important man. We are grateful. Thank you. *wiping away a gentle tear*


(Three times!!! :okthumb: )


:lol:

[XxXotic]

Not to XxXotic's ma:

Be proud. You have given the world a very, very important man. We are grateful. Thank you. *wiping away a gentle tear*


(Three times!!! :okthumb: )


:lol:awww ty!













paypal sent ;)

[MorganGrayson]

awww ty!













paypal sent ;)

:bustingup

That was *perfectly* executed!! It actually took me a couple of beats to find the tiny writing, so when I did...it genuinely broke me up!!! :okthumb:

Ah, I do so appreciate skill!! :yowsa:

[Squishy]

Ohhhhhh ... ohhhhh ... if I was a smartASS I'd have to insert a Joel joke here!!!!


It always freaks me out to see my name on a board and then when I realize you're not talking about me, I freak out even more.

[MorganGrayson]

It always freaks me out to see my name on a board and then when I realize you're not talking about me, I freak out even more.

Always good to see you, Squishy! :waving:

(Don't worry...most of us stay in a permanently "freaked out" state. After a while it gets comfortable.) :)

[Carrie]

Before you get rid of the old header, can someone tell us who the other 4 people are supposed to be? I'm guessing the one in the middle left is Bishop? But the rests I'm clueless on :(
I thought it was supposed to be Red, MikeAI, Gonzo, nick, ???, and Morgan... but I'm probably wrong on all counts but Gonzo and Nick.

[Trev]

I thought it was supposed to be Red, MikeAI, Gonzo, nick, ???, and Morgan... but I'm probably wrong on all counts but Gonzo and Nick.
The missing man should be so easy to guess, remove the tash and add speedo's. ;)

[Carrie]

He's not gray enough!
(Ooh I'm gonna hear it for that one...)

[Trev]

He's not gray enough!
(Ooh I'm gonna hear it for that one...)
Flash is great for taking off years, fancy giving us a flash and taking years off you :yowsa:


;)

[Peaches]

Well then I was way off on all but Gonzo and Nick, lol!

[Dravyk]

Ok, what is this thread about? :blink:

[MorganGrayson]

I'll have to admit, the first thing out of my mouth when I saw the preview of the new logo was "and why isn't the woman on the right a *blonde*???" :D

[MorganGrayson]

Ok, what is this thread about? :blink:

The usual. Meandering topics. :)

[Red]

I'll have to admit, the first thing out of my mouth when I saw the preview of the new logo was "and why isn't the woman on the right a *blonde*???" :D


And my first thought was that the redhead needed bigger tits. ;)

[Trev]

And my first thought was that the redhead needed bigger tits. ;)
I soo need pics ;)

[MorganGrayson]

I soo need pics ;)

*Jack Nicholson voice*
You want pics?!?!? You couldn't handle the pics!!!!! :lol:


:flash:



:lol:

[XxXotic]

And my first thought was that the redhead needed bigger tits. ;)http://givemethefinger.com/images/smilies/postpics.gif

[Unregistered]

We have a winner. Truly the most boring thread of the year....on any board. Oprano, where the literati hang out. lol.

[Unregistered]

oh yeah....i forgot this is....ta da....lol.....

"No bullshit, please, this is NO SPIN zone"

This place has more spin than a freeking Maytag.

[MorganGrayson]

We have a winner. Truly the most boring thread of the year....on any board. Oprano, where the literati hang out. lol.

Obviously where the literati hang out. You're here. :)

Someone who thinks large tits are boring will go far in this business.

[Vick]

The Illuminati may or may not read this board

Anything you think or say about The Illuminati may or may not be true



The richest pornographers, who get the most promotion, are themselves often mind controlled victims, who have split, multiple personalities and are controlled by a Programmer or a Handler (who quite often is the Manager). This is to keep the pornographer "on track", so that he/she keeps following the course that is set out for him/her. If the pornographer tries to drift away from the "cause", he/she is getting threatened, "re-programmed", denied to make more porn (fired), or even killed. The Pornography Business has maybe one of the highest death statistics of all professions. Do you wonder why?

[MorganGrayson]

:bustingup

(Thanks for "Illuminati," Vick. I simply have not had enough coffee yet.)

[Nickatilynx]

Springer really is obsessed with this board lol

[Vick]

Springer really is obsessed with this board lol

Yes that's one of things I've noticed with the new policy of not being registered to post

WTF there isn't a troll we can't handle

[Trev]

Springer really is obsessed with this board lol
I wonder if we can ban people by ip :hmm:

[Vick]

:bustingup

(Thanks for "Illuminati," Vick. I simply have not had enough coffee yet.)

;-) Couldn't resist
and I've had my 2 double espressos and had the first really good night's sleep in a few weeks

[Vick]

I wonder if we can ban people by ip :hmm:

My uneducated guess would be you'd have to ban blocks as most dial ups have dynamically generated IP's

But like I said we can handle anything, might look funny to company

[MorganGrayson]

;-) Couldn't resist
and I've had my 2 double espressos and had the first really good night's sleep in a few weeks

Ah! "Cheating by virtue of being conscious"!! :D
(Congrats on the good night's sleep, by the way. I know what a huge deal that can be. Now, I want to warn you...when you find yourself gazing out the window thinking "ah...pretty clouds!"...relax. That's just "normalcy." Don't panic. It will go away. :unsure: )

And you are SO very right. There isn't a troll we can't handle. Periodically we'll just add "not to worry, lurkers, all is well!" to our posts and all will be well.

And frankly - I hate to be critical here, but I can't help it - somebody's "smack talk" is going to have to improve a great deal before it becomes something to waste a millisecond's concern over. It's almost like his heart's not really in it or he's out of practice or something.

[JoesHO]

it will alwys be the same handful of trolls it has always been.

they are still scared and useless.
afraid to be known and speak for themselves. Just like in real life haha I bet springer is even afraid when the ostman knocks on his door.

[Peaches]

I am still Queen. Life is good ;)

[Red]

We have a winner. Truly the most boring thread of the year....on any board. Oprano, where the literati hang out. lol.


Now just for that, there will be no boob pics. See, you went and spoiled it for everyone.

[XxXotic]

Now just for that, there will be no boob pics. See, you went and spoiled it for everyone.heads will roll

[Carrie]

If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady.
Careful what you wish for!!

[Unregistered]

Hey gang, How does one get started in adult web biz? Best affilliates and how to know what good vs bad deals are? Any advice would be appreciated...Thanks!

LostInSpace

[Trev]

Now just for that, there will be no boob pics. See, you went and spoiled it for everyone.
Springer you fucking cunt! :mad:

[Trev]

If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady.
Careful what you wish for!!
An excellent point. :unsure:

[domtheboy]

Hey gang, How does one get started in adult web biz? Best affilliates and how to know what good vs bad deals are? Any advice would be appreciated...Thanks!

LostInSpace

1. Register with Oprano
2. Speak to people
3. Listen closely to said advice
4. Follow said advice

Quite simple really.

[Trev]

1. Register with Oprano
2. Speak to people
3. Listen closely to said advice
4. Follow said advice

Quite simple really.
Bingo :okthumb:

[nlphoto]

Now just for that, there will be no boob pics.


somewhere out there, is a bizarre fukker into the double mastectomy niche, that is happy as a clam... :blink:

[Unregistered]

1. Register with Oprano
2. Speak to people
3. Listen closely to said advice
4. Follow said advice

Quite simple really.

Follow said advice....hmmmm....not always a good plan around here.

[Trev]

Follow said advice....hmmmm....not always a good plan around here.
Hmmm, so who do we know that posts out of South Africa. Or via multiproxy :hmm:

[Sabby]

If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady.
Careful what you wish for!!

No He's going to post J'smorons peepee pics again.


Sabby:)

[Sin]

All the mentioning of pics, reminds me... I have to take some today.

[Red]

All the mentioning of pics, reminds me... I have to take some today.

Sin, I think the guys here would love to see your pics. :groucho:

[helix]

I think I just saw the MothMan

[XxXotic]

Sin, I think the guys here would love to see your pics. :groucho:she's my desktop wallpaper ;)

[gonzo]

If you guys keep calling for pics, Serge is going to give us a full frontal of his 'pic of the day' lady.
Careful what you wish for!!

Tony will be back over here posing with Serge.

[Sin]

she's my desktop wallpaper ;)

Really? Which one? lol

[PornoDoggy]

Since the topic is changes, how about a suggestion - the option to ignore unregistered users?

[JoesHO]

Serge always has the best pics.

[Nickatilynx]

The unregistered chance to post may well be in decline....

:)

Because it may well pay to be registered very very soon...:)

[XxXotic]

Really? Which one? lolbaby powder ;)

[Sin]

omg, hahaha... alright. My pussy looks great in that one, but that spot of baby powder drives me fucking mental

[Carrie]

Speaking of pics, I just turned my images, avatars, and sigs back on and now I keep getting distracted by Sabby's butt. It's like an absolutely perfect butt specimen.

Pay well to post? Arghh... that'll bring on the "so what are you listening to right now" and "hot or not" posts...
And Dravyk will be demanding back pay ;)

[JoesHO]

I heard Dravyk shaves his balls, is this true? anybody got any pics?

[Nickatilynx]

I heard ravyk shaves his balls, is this true?

Only he would know.

[Dravyk]

Speaking of pics, I just turned my images, avatars, and sigs back on and now I keep getting distracted by Sabby's butt. It's like an absolutely perfect butt specimen.

Pay well to post? Arghh... that'll bring on the "so what are you listening to right now" and "hot or not" posts...
And Dravyk will be demanding back pay ;)Huh? Did you say something? Was looking at Sabby's butt. :p

[Dravyk]

I heard Dravyk shaves his balls, is this true? anybody got any pics?To Joe, with Love. :inlove:

http://www.adulteverything.net/tb/gayamateur/shaved1.jpg

[MorganGrayson]

:nutkick:

I haven't even decide yet who that's for.

Joe for starting it...or Dravyk for posting it. (Maybe for "hairless guy" for making it possible.)

[Dravyk]

:nutkick:

I haven't even decide yet who that's for.

Joe for starting it...or Dravyk for posting it. (Maybe for "hairless guy" for making it possible.)See? Another reason not to shave. More protection there when needed! :D

[MorganGrayson]

See? Another reason not to shave. More protection there when needed! :D

OK...*that* was a clever comeback. Dravyk is now safe. :)

Joe...it's between you and "hairless boy," now! :D

And just because I'm a writer..."shaved amateur hard cocks" *isn't* what they mean...unless they had a sudden influx of models who defied the human template and had hairy penises.

(The "back away from Photoshop" directive is still in force, Dravyk!!) :lol:

[Dravyk]

A shaved cock. Since you asked. :)

http://homepage.mac.com/dubiousguy/chicken.jpg

The "back away from Photoshop" directive is still in force, Dravyk!! Hey! It's not Photoshop! It's Linker Hotten! :p

[JoesHO]

hahaha LOL I am using Nads to remove my ass hair it is sooooo painful

try those on your balls next time Dravyk hahahaah

[helix]

a classic "Thread gone bad"

[MorganGrayson]

A shaved cock. Since you asked. :)

http://homepage.mac.com/dubiousguy/chicken.jpg

Hey! It's not Photoshop! It's Linker Hotten! :p

I now want to do you an injury.
I did not laugh.
I repeat...I did NOT laugh.
I will not laugh.
Really.
I won't.

Oh, fuck...:bustingup

Bastard!!!!

[Nickatilynx]

Do you two want me to hook you up with a private channel or something?

[MorganGrayson]

Do you two want me to hook you up with a private channel or something?

Thanks, but no. We've always preferred to talk shit about you in public. :)

[Dravyk]

hahaha LOL I am using Nads to remove my ass hair it is sooooo painful

try those on your balls next time Dravyk hahahaahI have one simple rule:

No Nads On My Gonads! :yowsa:

[MorganGrayson]

I have one simple rule:

No Nads On My Gonads! :yowsa:

*whisper*
Hey, Drav? For those who do not know...like me...what are "nads"?
I thought it was a slang word for "gonads." Therefore I can most certainly understand you not wanting someone else's nads on yours. But from the conversation, it seems to be some kind of product...or perhaps an Inquisition torture device....

[Dravyk]

Joe's the one who mentioned it.

But a quick search produced this:

http://www.nads.com

[Newton]

Might have to get some of that for my head .. am tired of shaving it ..

[MorganGrayson]

:blink:

"Remove with linen strips"?

OK...I don't care how many times they say "natural" and "organic," we've got a "yank it out by the roots" situation going on here. :o

[JoesHO]

oh yeah it is a HUGE lie, those fucking Nads hurt something aweful no matter wat they say !!!!

I did my back once and was in sheer agony LOLLOL

[Peaches]

I tried that Nads stuff once - damn. And I do mean once - like one strip and that was it. Plus it was a bitch to clean up!

[Red]

:blink:

"Remove with linen strips"?

OK...I don't care how many times they say "natural" and "organic," we've got a "yank it out by the roots" situation going on here. :o

In terms of inflicted pain, there is no difference between nads and waxing. I can, unfortunately, attest to this. :(

[Newton]

fuck it then... i am back to shaving my head ..

[Trev]

In terms of inflicted pain, there is no difference between nads and waxing. I can, unfortunately, attest to this. :(
So you've had you're balls waxed :yowsa:


I'll take full leg waxing (again) rather than a kick in the nads! :(

[Newton]

I'll take full leg waxing (again) rather than a kick in the nads! :(

Again??

[Red]

So you've had you're balls waxed :yowsa:



Damn it Trev! I tell you things in confidence.

[Trev]

Again??
I did it for Comic Relief a few years ago, thing is - it wasn't very funny :(

[Trev]

Damn it Trev! I tell you things in confidence.
I'm a kiss and tell kinda guy ;)

[Red]

I'm a kiss and tell kinda guy ;)

In that case, forget the secret, torrid affair.

[Trev]

In that case, forget the secret, torrid affair.
Bugger, my kissing and telling keeps wrecking things for me :(

[MorganGrayson]

Bugger, my kissing and telling keeps wrecking things for me :(

This seems to be the sort of lesson you'd only have to learn once, crumpet. :blink:

[Trev]

This seems to be the sort of lesson you'd only have to learn once, crumpet. :blink:
It would seem I've got learning difficulties. :unsure:

[MorganGrayson]

It would seem I've got learning difficulties. :unsure:

Not to worry. We're here to help. All you have to do is find something else to do with your mouth when the urge to "tell" hits. :)

[XxXotic]

It would seem I've got learning difficulties. :unsure:you're french? :D

[Trev]

you're french? :D
There's no blow lower than calling an Englishman - French...

:box2:

[Dravyk]

There's no blow lower than calling an Englishman - French...

:box2:"Roast Beef!" :p

[Trev]

"Roast Beef!" :p
That's not as bad as being called French :yowsa: