We have made our world too precise

[sarettah]

and because, through automation and computerization, we have removed a large amount of the ability to bend the rules, we have stifled a certain amount of innovation.

:blink:


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[Dravyk]

and because, through automation and computerization, we have removed a large amount of the ability to bend the rules, we have stifled a certain amount of innovation.It's the fucking programmers' fault!! ;)

[Nickatilynx]

ummmm bollocks!

:)

[MorganGrayson]

and because, through automation and computerization, we have removed a large amount of the ability to bend the rules, we have stifled a certain amount of innovation.

:blink:


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Scrumptious...can you translate that for those among us who speak English, please? :blink:

[Newton]

Dravyks right .. its still two weeks lol

[XxXotic]

Scrumptious...can you translate that for those among us who speak English, please? :blink:"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead ... only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?"
"Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

[MorganGrayson]

"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead ... only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no spoon."
"There is no spoon?"
"Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

Er..uh...um...uh...thanks, XxXotic. That helped. I really...*thunk*

Oops. Sorry. Fell out of my chair. I think brain cells died.

Do not adjust the horizontal. Do not adjust the vertical....

:blink:

[sarettah]

Scrumptious...can you translate that for those among us who speak English, please? :blink:

Ring Ring...

You have reached the automated sarettah menu. Please listen closely to all options and then pick the option you want.

To leave a message for sarettah press 1.
To find out how much you owe sarettah press 2.
To send sarettah a payment via paypal press 3.
To send sarettah a payment via ach press 4.
To send sarettah a payment via bank transfer press 5.
To leave a custom compliment for sarettah press 6.
To leave a standard "way to go" compliment for sarettah press 7.
To tell sarettah he is the best press 8.
To let sarettah know he is a god among men press 9.
To repeat this menu press 0.


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[MorganGrayson]

Ring Ring...

You have reached the automated sarettah menu. Please listen closely to all options and then pick the option you want.

To leave a message for sarettah press 1.
To find out how much you owe sarettah press 2.
To send sarettah a payment via paypal press 3.
To send sarettah a payment via ach press 4.
To send sarettah a payment via bank transfer press 5.
To leave a custom compliment for sarettah press 6.
To leave a standard "way to go" compliment for sarettah press 7.
To tell sarettah he is the best press 8.
To let sarettah know he is a god among men press 9.
To repeat this menu press 0.


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*pressing 9* :inlove:

[Nickatilynx]

To rip into sarettah and insult him press 11...

"beep"...

Welcome Nick to the insult Sarettah menu.:

Press 1 to advise him you think he is a C***
Press 2 to advise him you think he is a bastard
Press 3 to complain over why 2 weeks seems to be inaccurate
Press 4 to....



"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

[XxXotic]

To rip into sarettah and insult him press 11...

"beep"...

Welcome Nick to the insult Sarettah menu.:

Press 1 to advise him you think he is a C***
Press 2 to advise him you think he is a bastard
Press 3 to complain over why 2 weeks seems to be inaccurate
Press 4 to....



"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"using the same answering service as my cable co it seems :(

[Trev]

Er..uh...um...uh...thanks, XxXotic. That helped. I really...*thunk*

Oops. Sorry. Fell out of my chair. I think brain cells died.

Do not adjust the horizontal. Do not adjust the vertical....

:blink:
You need to watch The Matrix, to get that ;)

[Dravyk]

To rip into sarettah and insult him press 11...

"beep"...

Welcome Nick to the insult Sarettah menu.:

Press 1 to advise him you think he is a C***
Press 2 to advise him you think he is a bastard
Press 3 to complain over why 2 weeks seems to be inaccurate
Press 4 to....



"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"

Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"


Please wait for the menu Nick , mashing all the numbers does not serve any purpose

"beep"A month later ...

"You have spent $434 at $98 per minute to Ilynx Industries Dialer ..."

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wwww.gif

[MorganGrayson]

You need to watch The Matrix, to get that ;)

Actually, you needed to watch "The Outer Limits" a good, long time ago. :)

[Trev]

Actually, you needed to watch "The Outer Limits" a good, long time ago. :)
I need to find out what "The Outer Limits" is first... :blink:

[Newton]

You won't find it on UK tv anymore Trev .. similar to the twilight zone

[Trev]

You won't find it on UK tv anymore Trev .. similar to the twilight zone
Ah ok then, thanks mate. :)