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Dravyk

09-09-2005, 03:02 PM

Ok, this thought came to me long ago at a bar. And it came up again last night at the bar. Natch, pretty much everyone there agreed with me. hehe Now, let's see how well bar logic / talk works in the real world. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

I came up with the notion that there are only 256 "master molds" of people in the world.

First, why that number? I decided it has to do with binary, has to have some sort of structure to it. 128 seemed a bit low. 512 too high.

Ok, what do I mean? I mean there's basically 256 "molds" that gets pressed and that everyone is some sorta of variation on the theme. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

To explain it better, ever see someone who looks like someone else? Reminds you of someone else? Who you see and you say, "that could be so-and-so's brother if he had one"?

Or, you know, she reminds me of a heavy Barbara Streisand? Or if that guy had hair he'd be a ringer for Danzel Washington? And we've all seen those "seperated at birth" photos side-by-side ...

So there it is. 256 master molds and everyone else a variant. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Thoughts? (Other than that I'm totally insane.)

Nickatilynx

09-09-2005, 03:05 PM

ok....

Peaches

09-09-2005, 03:09 PM

It hurt my brain just reading it.

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 03:22 PM

It hurt my brain just reading it.LOL! Why?

Peaches

09-09-2005, 03:28 PM

LOL! Why?
Too many numbers ;)

MorganGrayson

09-09-2005, 03:30 PM

OK...I am totally weirded out.

First of all, I don't go to bars. Haven't been to a bar since I was in my 20's...and that was a good, long time ago. I rarely drink. Hence, I am very unfamiliar with "bar talk."

What I'm weirded out about is the sheer number of times I've turned to my husband - or he to me - and said at the television set "he could be so-and-so's younger brother." Or older brother. Or even "cousin," if the resemblance needed an extra gentic jog sideways. It's something we do a lot and kills time during mediocre television shows or movies.

256 molds. Based on the binary system. Once the molds and all the variants thereof are used, they rotate back to the beginning. Seems logical.

OK, Mr. Wizard, since you started this, solve the equation for "x." How many variations are there?

:blink:

(I desperately wanted to post "Dravyk, you're totally insane" and be done with it...but honesty won out, as it is wont to do.)

Vick

09-09-2005, 03:31 PM

Hmmm
I never tried to pin it down at a specific number but that sounds about right

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 03:38 PM

256 molds. Based on the binary system. Once the molds and all the variants thereof are used, they rotate back to the beginning. Seems logical.

OK, Mr. Wizard, since you started this, solve the equation for "x." How many variations are there?Where's Colin when I need him?

Ok, current world population as of two minutes ago: 6,551,766,200 comes out to roughly 25585.9375 variations at the moment.

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue1.gif

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 03:40 PM

Hmmm
I never tried to pin it down at a specific number but that sounds about rightYeah that's were the "bar talk" came in. What number to pick that sounded right, was pulled out of the ass, but still had some kind of logic to it nevertheless. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

MorganGrayson

09-09-2005, 03:40 PM

Where's Colin when I need him?

Ok, current world population as of two minutes ago: 6,551,766,200 comes out to roughly 25585.9375 variations at the moment.

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue1.gif

When will I learn? Oh, sweet merciful, when will I learn???? :bustingup

Game, set and match to you, Mr. Wizard. :wnw:

Sabby

09-09-2005, 03:42 PM

PornoDoggy

09-09-2005, 03:47 PM

You know, I probably could have guessed the location at which the inspriation came to you after reading the rest of it.

And besides, as we all know ... it's 42.

MorganGrayson

09-09-2005, 03:52 PM

You know, I probably could have guessed the location at which the inspriation came to you after reading the rest of it.

And besides, as we all know ... it's 42.

And "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" as well. I'm in love. :inlove:

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 03:52 PM

So what famous people do people tell you that you look like?

I often get Jill Kelly and Heather Loclear with big tits.

And just last week someone told me I look like the mom on Growing Pains.It's funny. I'm always seeing certain people. Last night at the bar, one guy looked like Toolz. Another looked like a slimmed down Headless. On the television, saw two instances of "Brad Shaw's brother".

Next to me was a guy who looked like Gary Busey from 20 years ago (if you squinted). Fellow right next to him looked very much like Bill Cosby; we were kidding him that instead of having on a Mets cap he should have been wearing a Temple Owl's one. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Oh yeah and it all started when the bartender swore I looked like Philadelphia Eagles President Joe Banner.

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HHFAGGOKODID/banner_joe_04.jpg

Which, while I disagree. Overall, yeah, considering the "mold variant" concept, I have to admit there's a slight resemblence.

Newton

09-09-2005, 03:53 PM

Dravyk .. :waving: :blink:

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 03:55 PM

Dravyk .. :waving: :blink:Hi back. Huh?

SykkBoy

09-09-2005, 04:09 PM

but I'm sure the world can let a collective "thank fuck for that" that there is really only one me...that mold was crushed, shredded, burnt and buried......

Almighty Colin

09-09-2005, 04:10 PM

So what famous people do people tell you that you look like?

I often get Jill Kelly and Heather Loclear with big tits.

Sabby:)

Dear creator dude,

Please don't break that mold.

Colin

Almighty Colin

09-09-2005, 04:11 PM

Where's Colin when I need him?

Ok, current world population as of two minutes ago: 6,551,766,200 comes out to roughly 25585.9375 variations at the moment.

http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue1.gif

Why are they evenly distributed? All the chinese are one mold and that takes up over a billion alone. ;-)

XxXotic

09-09-2005, 04:13 PM

there's only one me, and the world thanks the good lord for that daily ;)

Sabby

09-09-2005, 04:14 PM

LOL Oh yeah and my biggest diehard fan calls always me his Marilyn.

Sabby:)

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 04:17 PM

Why are they evenly distributed? All the chinese are one mold and that takes up over a billion alone. ;-)See?! This is why I knew I needed you!!!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Oh damn, but now my head hurts and I can't figure out the minumum and maxium variants. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sad.gif

Nevermind, the mold theory holds true. That's the important part. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 04:18 PM

but I'm sure the world can let a collective "thank fuck for that" that there is really only one me...that mold was crushed, shredded, burnt and buried......Oh come on now! You went from looking like every rock guitarist to every coffee house beat poet and now you look like every soccer dad! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

ThrobX

09-09-2005, 04:20 PM

Wrong wrong wrong, way too high a number. I think there's TWO molds: me... and all those other idiots.

Oh yeah and it all started when the bartender swore I looked likePhiladelphia Eagles President Joe Banner.

http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HHFAGGOKODID/banner_joe_04.jpg

Which, while I disagree. Overall, yeah, considering the "mold variant" concept, I have to admit there's a slight resemblence.

Nah. He has hair.

SykkBoy

09-09-2005, 04:23 PM

Oh come on now! You went from looking like every rock guitarist to every coffee house beat poet and now you look like every soccer dad! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

you forgot my evil genius makeover with the blue hair ;)

but I'm now back to evil soccer dad

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 04:23 PM

Nah. He has hair.Ok. How much did Nick pay you to post that? :clubinhan

Almighty Colin

09-09-2005, 04:24 PM

There he goes... God's own prototype. A strange mutant of some sort. Never meant for mass production. Too weird to live... too rare to die (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=43066)

Almighty Colin

09-09-2005, 04:26 PM

This reminds me. A few weeks ago my daughter came to visit. She got off the plane with a shirt that said "Yeah, you're unique. Just like everyone else".

MorganGrayson

09-09-2005, 04:27 PM

but I'm sure the world can let a collective "thank fuck for that" that there is really only one me...that mold was crushed, shredded, burnt and buried......

Actually...no.

I'll take three! :yowsa:

(One is for conversation. The other two...aren't.) :D

Anthony

09-09-2005, 04:30 PM

I get mistaken for Notah Begay or his brother alot. Usually by Nickatilynx's children.

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 04:33 PM

I get mistaken for Notah Begay or his brother alot. Usually by Nickatilynx's children.Hmm. I can see that.

http://www.detnews.com/pix/2000/02/05/begay.jpg

Btw, I've been to conventions where I've been mistaken for both FM and Dokk.

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 04:34 PM

This reminds me. A few weeks ago my daughter came to visit. She got off the plane with a shirt that said "Yeah, you're unique. Just like everyone else".Now that, I love!! :okthumb:

Might even have to get one of those.

Almighty Colin

09-09-2005, 04:35 PM

Hmm. I can see that.

http://www.detnews.com/pix/2000/02/05/begay.jpg

Close enough. ;-) ;-)

Sabby

09-09-2005, 04:35 PM

Dear creator dude,

Please don't break that mold.

Colin

Dont worry... I think its a staple in every plastic surgeon's manual!

hahahaha

Sabby:)

Nickatilynx

09-09-2005, 04:41 PM

He does really look like him!

Well until he trys to hit a golf ball...

JoesHO

09-09-2005, 04:42 PM

isnt Mold that stuff that makes school kids sick if it is on the walls?

so now am i to understand it can even effect their looks ????? what the fuck is next a disease that eats flesh ?

Sabby

09-09-2005, 04:42 PM

The funniest one ever was when I was shopping at Walmart with my son to buy a birthday present for his friend's birthday party.

We were in the toy isle and suddenly this little girls about 3 years old started freaking out and pointing at me. "Look mom!!! Its Barbie!!! Loooook Mom!!!"

Everyone was staring at me I think my 10 year old son wanted to crawl in a hole.

Sabby:)

Dravyk

09-09-2005, 04:43 PM

Almighty Colin

09-09-2005, 04:44 PM

2 to the 8th power. I think this is what Buddha was referring to in the "Eight Fold Path". Life's goal is to reach 2 to the 8th. You can find instructions at the plastic surgeons.

Almighty Colin

09-09-2005, 04:45 PM

Actually that's what I keep thinking. You look like a doll. :)

Must be the Kiss-ass mold. :-P

Carrie

09-09-2005, 05:03 PM

Oh yeah and it all started when the bartender swore I looked like Philadelphia Eagles President Joe Banner.
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/HHFAGGOKODID/banner_joe_04.jpg
Wow. He's right... but you didn't get the massive bald spot variant.

My hubby came from the Jesus and Ted Nugent mold. Hopefully as he ages he won't look as rough as Ted's gotten.

I have no idea who I'd be... other than my paternal grandmother.

Trev

09-09-2005, 05:09 PM

isnt Mold that stuff that makes school kids sick if it is on the walls?

so now am i to understand it can even effect their looks ????? what the fuck is next a disease that eats flesh ?
Who would have thunkd it:
Necrotizing Fasciitis (http://dermatlas.med.jhmi.edu/derm/result.cfm?Diagnosis=554354030)