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Dravyk
09-04-2005, 10:00 PM
Dan Akroyd called; he's is demanding royalties from you. :)

Carrie
09-04-2005, 10:12 PM
I keep waiting for anon Jane to start posting.

JoesHO
09-04-2005, 10:15 PM
Hello this is Jane calling...


DOH curses foiled again I forgot to log out hahaahahah

did I mention I LOVE sluts, and the more ignorant they are the better in my book ....

sarettah
09-05-2005, 12:04 AM
I spy a couple of old fogies :blink:









:yowsa:





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nlphoto
09-05-2005, 02:44 AM
did I mention I LOVE sluts, and the more ignorant they are the better in my book ....

damn skippy... after all they gotta be dumb enough to even sleep with ME... :rolleyes:

Hell Puppy
09-05-2005, 03:57 AM
damn skippy... after all they gotta be dumb enough to even sleep with ME... :rolleyes:

There is a limit though.

I was once dating this blonde who was just positively smoking hot, but she didn't have a brain in her head. Was loads of fun, but had to break it off after getting called by her for the 3rd time while we were dating (maybe 2 months) because she was stuck in the middle of some intersection because she forgot to put gas in the car.

She just couldn't get the hang of looking at the gas needle before driving.

Dravyk
09-05-2005, 04:57 AM
I could never date a dumb woman. No matter how hot.

I'm not even sure if I could do a one-night stand with one or not. It would be tempting. But, I'd find myself doing something repulsive ... thinking of her as a thing, a piece of meat, not an individual. Yeah I know, weird for a guy to admit, but there, I did.

I just find intelligence too damned sexy. And therefore the reverse is a complete turnoff.

Hmm. Ok there was this one excpetion, I suddenly recall ... It was an unusual circumstance. I was young and staying over someone's house (and it wasn't a preexpected stay) so I had nothing to sleep in but my briefs. And I woke up to find her naked and jumping my bones, so what's a guy to do? I gave in. Well, at least make that nearly give in. At some point during the recreation I suddenly recalled her husband would be home soon from work; and that his job allowed him to legally carry around a firearm ... http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blush.gif

Well, my point still stands, as it wasn't an active choice by me. I just happened to suddenly find myself tossed into a situation. Anyhow, that's my defense, and I'm sticking to it. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

Newton
09-05-2005, 06:29 AM
Would this be an inopportune time to say "Dravyk you lucky slut" ?

Nickatilynx
09-05-2005, 10:34 AM
I could never date a dumb woman. No matter how hot.

I'm not even sure if I could do a one-night stand with one or not. It would be tempting. But, I'd find myself doing something repulsive ... thinking of her as a thing, a piece of meat, not an individual. Yeah I know, weird for a guy to admit, but there, I did.

I just find intelligence too damned sexy. And therefore the reverse is a complete turnoff.



You might be a HOMO if.........

:)

JoesHO
09-05-2005, 12:15 PM
yeah but the problem is ..... Dravyk , the smarter sluts want you money, and make you do too much work first...

The dumb sluts give up the pussy then think you will do the work.

life is all about timing

Peaches
09-05-2005, 12:44 PM
I'm certainly no genius, but have gone out with guys who aren't as smart as me. I have to say, I can't tolerate it. Yeah, OK, so maybe it's hard to find what would be considered a "dumb guy" up against me ;) but really smart and funny guys are a much more of a turn on these days than the good looking ones.

One of the best relationships I had was with a guy who was just god awful unattractive when I first met him. But he was very, very smart and funny as hell. I was very sexually attracted to his balding, fat, goofy looking self in very short order :)

sarettah
09-05-2005, 01:39 PM
So, women are attracted to men who are smarter...

and men are attracted to women who are smarter...


I see a definite dilemna occurring on our road to procreation... :huh:

Trev
09-05-2005, 01:43 PM
So, women are attracted to men who are smarter...

and men are attracted to women who are smarter...


I see a definite dilemna occurring on our road to procreation... :huh:
I’m more than willing to take on any surplus that may occur ;)

sarettah
09-05-2005, 01:50 PM
sarettah: Toni, you around :)
Toni: I'm here :)
sarettah: You been on the board today ?
Toni: Not yet, what's up ?
sarettah: He's at it again: http://oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=42943
Toni: brb
Toni: That motherfucking piece of shit. He can't handle the one he's got and he wants surplus ??? Trevor, come here !!! I'll surplus your ass, dammit !
Toni: Thanks sare
sarettah: No prob :)


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Nickatilynx
09-05-2005, 01:52 PM
.

GRASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trev
09-05-2005, 01:58 PM
I just can't get a break :(


I'm not including my nose, in the above :unsure:

Nickatilynx
09-05-2005, 02:10 PM
I could never date a dumb woman. No matter how hot.

I'm not even sure if I could do a one-night stand with one or not. It would be tempting. But, I'd find myself doing something repulsive ... thinking of her as a thing, a piece of meat, not an individual. Yeah I know, weird for a guy to admit, but there, I did.

I just find intelligence too damned sexy. And therefore the reverse is a complete turnoff.

Hmm. Ok there was this one excpetion, I suddenly recall ... It was an unusual circumstance. I was young and staying over someone's house (and it wasn't a preexpected stay) so I had nothing to sleep in but my briefs. And I woke up to find her naked and jumping my bones, so what's a guy to do? I gave in. Well, at least make that nearly give in. At some point during the recreation I suddenly recalled her husband would be home soon from work; and that his job allowed him to legally carry around a firearm ... http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/blush.gif

Well, my point still stands, as it wasn't an active choice by me. I just happened to suddenly find myself tossed into a situation. Anyhow, that's my defense, and I'm sticking to it. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

I'm still shaking my head over this post from "Casanova"...

are you familar with the phrase Dravyk , "beggars can't be chosers"

You were lauded by your peers in 2001 as the "asshole who got laid the least" I believe.

http://www.isjustanasshole.com/assholes/2001awards/leastlaid_dravyk.jpg

;-)))

Sabby
09-05-2005, 02:19 PM
yeah but the problem is ..... Dravyk , the smarter sluts want you money, and make you do too much work first...

The dumb sluts give up the pussy then think you will do the work.

life is all about timing

Oh fuck that reminds of all the morons in my chat with the whole "Show tits and I take you prvt" "Show pussy and I take you prvt"... they try that shit ALL the time.

I just laugh at them and ask... Does anyone ever fall for that?? How pathetic you are.

Totally unbelieveable the lengths men go to to try and get a free tit flash! LOL.


Sabby:)

Nickatilynx
09-05-2005, 02:23 PM
Oh fuck that reminds of all the morons in my chat with the whole "Show tits and I take you prvt" "Show pussy and I take you prvt"... they try that shit ALL the time.

I just laugh at them and ask... Does anyone ever fall for that?? How pathetic you are.

Totally unbelieveable the lengths men go to to try and get a free tit flash! LOL.


Sabby:)

Sorry bout that :(

sarettah
09-05-2005, 02:44 PM
Oh fuck that reminds of all the morons in my chat with the whole "Show tits and I take you prvt" "Show pussy and I take you prvt"... they try that shit ALL the time.

I just laugh at them and ask... Does anyone ever fall for that?? How pathetic you are.

Totally unbelieveable the lengths men go to to try and get a free tit flash! LOL.


Sabby:)


Why bother begging when you can have it for free: Secret Friends free live feed (http://www.acclicks.com/SFDirect.aspx?PaysiteCode=HATTER&RoomCode=ADSC )

:okthumb:









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Devil made me do that....... :blink:

Sabby
09-05-2005, 02:53 PM
Sorry bout that :(

The REALLY clever ones will then change their chat name and keep trying this several times a day. I know its them because they say the exact same thing and I can do a whois and see their original chat name.

They will keep it up til I get annoyed and just kick their IP.


Sabby:)

Trev
09-05-2005, 02:53 PM
Why bother begging when you can have it for free: Secret Friends free live feed (http://www.acclicks.com/SFDirect.aspx?PaysiteCode=HATTER&RoomCode=ADSC )

:okthumb:









.

Devil made me do that....... :blink:

Oooo me likes Palome ;)

Sabby
09-05-2005, 02:54 PM
Why bother begging when you can have it for free: Secret Friends free live feed (http://www.acclicks.com/SFDirect.aspx?PaysiteCode=HATTER&RoomCode=ADSC )

:okthumb:









.

Devil made me do that....... :blink:


FREE will soon = BORING.

I am not worried.


Sabby:)

sarettah
09-05-2005, 02:56 PM
Extremely boring.... :(

http://www.cockinpuss.com/screencap.jpg

Who wants to see this kind of stuff anyway.....


















:yowsa:

Trev
09-05-2005, 03:00 PM
Extremely boring.... :(

http://www.cockinpuss.com/screencap.jpg

Who wants to see this kind of stuff anyway.....


















:yowsa:
You should have watched on... she fingers her ass ;)

Newton
09-05-2005, 03:19 PM
She's cute ...

Nickatilynx
09-05-2005, 03:22 PM
saba is built for comfort :)

Sabby
09-05-2005, 03:50 PM
Yeah but if you pervy guys are actually interested in making some money and not watching free naked chicks then send your traffic to http://www.interclimax.com

I will make you some real money!!! I know how to make them want to spend it.


Sabby:)

Dravyk
09-05-2005, 05:41 PM
I'm still shaking my head over this post from "Casanova"...

are you familar with the phrase Dravyk , "beggars can't be chosers"

You were lauded by your peers in 2001 as the "asshole who got laid the least" I believe.

http://www.isjustanasshole.com/assholes/2001awards/leastlaid_dravyk.jpg

;-)))You're still jealous that my guy is cuter.

http://www.dirtygloves.com/nickant.jpg

Dravyk
09-05-2005, 05:44 PM
yeah but the problem is ..... Dravyk , the smarter sluts want you money, and make you do too much work first...

The dumb sluts give up the pussy then think you will do the work.

life is all about timingThe smart ones have their own money. And if I go into the dumper, I have theirs. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

The dumb ones only take your money. Then when you're in the crapper and the money faucet comes up dry, they're off to the next bloke.

Nickatilynx
09-05-2005, 05:58 PM
You're still jealous that my guy is cuter.

http://www.dirtygloves.com/nickant.jpg

at least there is hair under my hat! :)

Dravyk
09-05-2005, 06:05 PM
at least there is hair under my hat! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gifWell that makes something under it at least. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Trev
09-05-2005, 06:28 PM
You're still jealous that my guy is cuter.

http://www.dirtygloves.com/nickant.jpg
Would that be MacDaddyIlynx :huh:


:D

Dravyk
09-05-2005, 06:43 PM
Would that be MacDaddyIlynx http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/biggrin.gifThat's Pikey Pimp! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/thumbup.gif

He used to be called "P. Pikey Pimp" but he dropped the initial because it confused his fans. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gif