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Peaches
09-01-2005, 11:13 PM
I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight ;)

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Hell Puppy
09-01-2005, 11:17 PM
I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight ;)

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.



Myself, I shake the living shit out of the apple tree and eat the best looking apple that falls off.

Raven
09-02-2005, 12:15 AM
I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight ;)

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Peaches, you are a fine woman with one hell of a sense of humour. Best bedtime story I've read in a while!

Vick
09-02-2005, 12:38 AM
Myself, I shake the living shit out of the apple tree and eat the best looking apple that falls off.

:okthumb: :okthumb:

:wnw:

Gabriel
09-02-2005, 02:09 PM
Some apples can be dressed up or acceserized with peanut butter, carmel or honey.

Winetalk.com
09-02-2005, 02:18 PM
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Red
09-02-2005, 02:28 PM
I read this and thought I'd add a little humor to the board tonight ;)

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

And a little humor is just what everyone needs right about now. Thanks Peaches. :)

Red
09-02-2005, 02:30 PM
http://x2.putfile.com/8/23212210393.jpg

:biglaugh:

I can always count on Serge making me smile.

Peaches
09-02-2005, 02:53 PM
Some apples can be dressed up or acceserized with peanut butter, carmel or honey.
One of the many reasons I love Gabe ;)

pushpills
09-02-2005, 02:56 PM
I like to soak several apples in alcohol, then snack on the first one that starts to tip over.

CuriousToyBoy
09-04-2005, 03:24 AM
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Good, very good.

Thanks Serge.

He he

;-)