while you were fucking around and going down the memory lane

[Winetalk.com]

I was having a surgery. No, not sex change operation, just a gallbladder removal. They brought me in pre-op around 9 am on Thursday, big black guy shaved me from nuts to nipples and I wished Sue was there with a camera, the picture of me being shaved BIG TIME would give lots of comfort to former Sergescash members
:)

IV was put in, Sue was let in and...in about 20 mins I was getting one of the biggest hard-ons of my life (I have no idea what was in this IV). That was rather embarassing, and I begged her to change the subject and not talk about surgery but about something more tranquill instead, like the love to the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, the good 'ole topic from years long passed which ALWAYS produced the desired turn off results.

Modern Anesthesia
IS a miracle of the modern medecine. You are given few gulps of oxygen, one IV shot, small burning sensation and when you are about to complain that it burns too much you are awaken in your room and surgery is over. I can't recall if I got awaken on my own or because the catheter was taken out of my penis, but I do know now how one spells relief
:)

Sue comes later on and tells me that they did remove the gallbladder but it is not the end of my troubles, there is some stone in the common bile duct which still blocks the duct. Next day I am back on the table with gastroenterologist who removes the stone thru the open mouth after I was given similar anesthesia and the stent was put in
http://gihealth.com/html/education/photo/ercpStent.html

Now I am back home, and can't drink wine for 10 days, the antibiotics I take don't mix well with alchohol.


Most memorable moment
12 hours after the surgery, with over 1000ml of IV in, still nothing was coming out. The nurse has given me the ultimatum:
either I pee on my own or they will put the catheter back. I was peeing 1 tea spoon a minute (boy, did it hurt!) but...the alternative scared me shitless.
I have to thank my new friends from Wine Spectator Board, they saved my life,
Grunhauser and GreenGrazi. (http://www.bigbuttlinks.com/Gallery6/012802/Asslick.JPG) When I couldn't pee to save myself, I closed my eyes, and pretended that I pee in their mouthes. THIS what did the trick! People, NEVER run out of images/people you'd like to pee on, you never know when it would come handy!

[Sabby]

Glad everything went well and I hope you are feeling better soon.


Sabby:)

[Winetalk.com]

after I checked the function of the main organ, I feel better already
;)

[cj]

oh shit!!
i was just reheating chilli con carne & now I'm having trouble eating the beans ... they look like little stones ;/

look after yourself papa

[Winetalk.com]

oh shit!!
i was just reheating chilli con carne & now I'm having trouble eating the beans ... they look like little stones ;/

look after yourself papa

why should I bother? I have my "mommy" for that
;)

[cj]

i knew it ... he does it on purpose!! its all to get out of housework!!!

[Lisa]

Glad to hear you came thru it all ok Serge. :)

My sister had what was supposed to be a routine cholecystectomy a couple of weeks ago, but ended up staying in hospital for nearly a week. Post-op, her heart rate failed to return to normal levels and hovered around 39-41 for days. After a gazillion tests, and several cardiology consults, it was determined that she'd had a rare reaction to the carbon dioxide gas pumped into the abdominal cavity during the laproscopic surgery. Once her heart rate returned to normal levels 5 days after surgery, she was allowed home. :)

My mum and I were actually quite relieved that she'd stayed in so long (well, once it was determined it was nothing serious) cos with 4 kids, we knew there was no way she'd get the rest she was supposed to do post surgery...with almost a week in hospital she had no choice but to do not a damn thing. :D

[Winetalk.com]

Lisa, there is nothing "routine" when intrusions are made inside your body. Hospital is not a fun place, despite of all the rumors about nurses taking advantage of you at night
:)

[Lisa]

Lisa, there is nothing "routine" when intrusions are made inside your body.

I'm realising this more and more (an age thing perhaps?).

Fortunately tho, both you and my sister are fine now. :)

[cj]

I'm realising this more and more (an age thing perhaps?).


nope!

(well yes you are old, but not its not an age thing)

hehehehhe

[Lisa]

Farrrrrrrrrrrrk off! :p

[cj]

;p

[$tanDaMan]

Serge, TG everything ended up ok! Stay healthy!

[Peaches]

Yikes! Glad EVERYTHING came out OK, Serge :(

[Winetalk.com]

Peaches, I haven't answered your question about Washington, as we cancelled the trip at the last moment and I had nothing to contribute

[Peaches]

Peaches, I haven't answered your question about Washington, as we cancelled the trip at the last moment and I had nothing to contribute
Just have Sue write me a note explaining your absence ;)

I've postponed it for now. I think I'm going to spend that weekend shopping until I drop and then try to get to the YP Mexico trip in Sept. Late October I might be able to head there tho - still playing around with it :)

[Trev]

Serge,

I'm glad everything went well and here's to a quick recovery.

[gonzo]

I still hate hospitals. Heres to a fast recovery Serge.

[Anthony]

So, can I bring anything over? Wine, cheese, Depends?

:)

[Newton]

Glad you are out, and on the road to recovery .. gently does it ..

[Winetalk.com]

Glad you are out, and on the road to recovery .. gently does it ..

YOU do IT gently...I don't know how
;)

[Winetalk.com]

So, can I bring anything over? Wine, cheese, Depends?

:)

naaahhh....just bring the catheter and I'll show you how GOOD it feels when it's removed
;)

[Forest]

Hope your feeling better serge

If there is anything you need dont hesitate to call

[Sharpie]

Has anyone else noticed how mellow Serge has become in his 'old age...ahahahaha

Must be Sue's influence. He sounds like a 'happy man! (in spite of surgery)

good luck Serge, and I actually mean it:-)

[Steady]

Speedy recovery Serge...

ps: Don't ever loose your sense of humor, that will get you feeling better, faster. :) :)

[Anthony]

naaahhh....just bring the catheter and I'll show you how GOOD it feels when it's removed
;)

Can we do some prostate stimulation at the same time, too?

:)

[Winetalk.com]

If there is anything you need dont hesitate to call

as a matter of fact, I DO:

1) 2 bottles of 1982 Chateau Lafite
2) diamond stud for a belly button (I have a hole there I can plug)
3) penis ring
4) Kama Sutra in Russian

what's your number?
;)

[Winetalk.com]

Can we do some prostate stimulation at the same time, too?

:)

sure, sure, but first bring clean bill of health from Cristen.

Have she finally got what she wanted?
:)

[Winetalk.com]

Has anyone else noticed how mellow Serge has become in his 'old age...ahahahaha

Must be Sue's influence. He sounds like a 'happy man! (in spite of surgery)

good luck Serge, and I actually mean it:-)

Faye,
one would NEVER understand the true meaning of happiness untill catheter is removed from his/her urinal tract...
:)

[Peaches]

Faye,
one would NEVER understand the true meaning of happiness untill catheter is removed from his/her urinal tract...
:)
I actually enjoyed having one there - I swear CT was conceived on my bladder and I felt I had to pee 24/7 when I was pregnant with him. They put that catheter in and I felt bliss for the first time in months :)

[TheEnforcer]

Glad to know you got through it ok Serge! :okthumb:

[Anthony]

sure, sure, but first bring clean bill of health from Cristen.

Have she finally got what she wanted?
:)

She's getting it Sept 1st. :)

Oh, as well as her engagement ring.

[Nickatilynx]

I think you have such a gall saying Serge has mellowed! ;-)))

Welcome back Serge , I'm sure you will soon be pissing a stream.

Serge having trouble pissing , irony? ;-))

[VooMan]

Glad to hear you're doing well Serge. Your spirits are definitely in the right place. :)

[Winetalk.com]

I think you have such a gall saying Serge has mellowed! ;-)))

Welcome back Serge , I'm sure you will soon be pissing a stream.

Serge having trouble pissing , irony? ;-))

your post is anatomically incorrect..
you confused the gallbladder with prostate gland
:)

don't worry,
I'll set you all straight when I see you and show you exactly where it is,
just bring your own latex gloves and lube
:)

[Winetalk.com]

Glad to hear you're doing well Serge. Your spirits are definitely in the right place. :)

that's what she says
:)

[Nickatilynx]

your post is anatomically incorrect..
you confused the gallbladder with prostate gland
:)

don't worry,
I'll set you all straight when I see you and show you exactly where it is,
just bring your own latex gloves and lube
:)
Did you just tell me to "come and fuck myself" ?

;-)

[JoesHO]

Serge, all my well wishes go out to you, and I wish you a speedy recovery

[Vick]

Glad to hear you're doing well as can be given the circumstances

Here's to you drinking and pissing better than ever soon,
I'll try drink enough to make up the difference in wine consumption in the meanwhile


and yes I know the relief removal of a catheter brings

[DrGuile]

Glad you're alright.

I dont have any penis jokes.

[Winetalk.com]

what kind of porner are you? EVERYBODY have penis jokes!

[DrGuile]

what kind of porner are you? EVERYBODY have penis jokes!

Here, just for you... no penis but....

The six paradoxes of communism:

Everyone has a job, but no one actually does any work.
No one actually does any work, but production targets are always reached.
Production targets are always reached, but the shops are always empty.
The shops are always empty, but everyone has all they need.
Everyone has all they need, but no one is happy.
No one is happy, but they always vote the Communists back in.

[voodooman]

Serge,

Glad your doing well my friend.

I had my shoulder operated on July 8th. You arent kidding bout that anesthesia, one breath and its over. Amazing!

[SykkBoy]

Glad your surgery went well, Serge

I'm getting ready to legally have my asshole removed...but I'll still have to allow her to visit the kids a couple times per year...

[Dravyk]

Happy everything went well, Serge! :)

Of course if the nurse knew what she was doing, she'd have just shown you a message board and you would have been able to piss easily! ;)

[Forest]

as a matter of fact, I DO:

1) 2 bottles of 1982 Chateau Lafite
2) diamond stud for a belly button (I have a hole there I can plug)
3) penis ring
4) Kama Sutra in Russian

what's your number?
;)

2 bottle? 1 for me and one for you?
;)

[Winetalk.com]

Here, just for you... no penis but....

The six paradoxes of communism:

Everyone has a job, but no one actually does any work.
No one actually does any work, but production targets are always reached.
Production targets are always reached, but the shops are always empty.
The shops are always empty, but everyone has all they need.
Everyone has all they need, but no one is happy.
No one is happy, but they always vote the Communists back in.

good one!

[Winetalk.com]

Serge,

Glad your doing well my friend.

I had my shoulder operated on July 8th. You arent kidding bout that anesthesia, one breath and its over. Amazing!

yeah, I am doing so well, I fixed the sprinklers in the yard
;)

I can't wait to see you in October in Florida!

[Winetalk.com]

2 bottle? 1 for me and one for you?
;)

why? I CAN drink both, even in my condition
;)

Gimme a call, I lost your number...

[Winetalk.com]

Sykk,
you getting the kids AND having your ass removed??????????

You are too generous for your own good.

[Red]

Glad everything went well for you and you're feeling better babe.
If you need a little chicken soup, just let me know. :)

[Winetalk.com]

Glad you're feeling better Serge. Glad everything went well for you babe.
If you need a little chicken soup, just let me know. :)

thanks for the offer....but I passed the chicken soup stage,
how about a friendly threesome instead?
;)

[SykkBoy]

Sykk,
you getting the kids AND having your ass removed??????????

You are too generous for your own good.

I know...she made the mistake of taking my generosity as weakness once...a mistake that won't be made again.

[Red]

thanks for the offer....but I passed the chicken soup stage,
how about a friendly threesome instead?
;)

Sure, as long as it doesn't pop your stitches babe. ;)

[Winetalk.com]

Sure, as long as it doesn't pop your stitches babe. ;)

I have no stitches, laproscopy is a beautiful thing!

your place or ours?
;)

[aeon]

I guess I'm glad you didn't die on the operating table. If you start shitting blood, either call the doc or use a smaller dildo.

Take it easy until everything is healed.

[Winetalk.com]

Smaller dildo???? I'd rather die on operating table!

[WickedTemptress]

Glad the surgery went smoothly and wish you a speedy recovery! :)

I also had my gall bladder removed, so I can empathize with how your insides feel right about now.

Mine was taken out about 5 years or so ago. I was actually quite lucky to make it to the hospital when I did because I was told that my gall bladder was filled to the top with gall stones and was accompanied by acute pancreatitis. The Dr. told me that if I had gotten there even 5 minutes later than I did, I would have died. (I was also extremely lucky that I caught a nurse that was walking by, because if it hadn't been for her taking me to the back, I probably would have died in the waiting room because the admittance woman wouldn't listen to me when I was trying to tell her how bad it was... But, that's another little story all in itself...)

I was admitted to the hospital immediately. I wasn't allowed to eat or drink anything for a week(not even water) while they waited for my pancreatitis to get better.

Thankfully, I was hooked up to a push button demerol machine...

After that, they did the procedure where they go in and check to make sure that none of the stones got out of your gall bladder and are floating around where they shouldn't be. I woke up in the middle of that procedure and started gagging on the plastic hose they had down my throat(that SUCKED) until they put me out again.

And, then it was time for the surgery, which I will never forget because it was the first surgery and (so far)only surgery that I ever had. I didn't know what to expect, but, just like you said Serge, one minute you're looking up at the Dr. then the next minute, it feels like you just closed your eyes and opened them that quickly and it was over.

I was a little freaked out when I first woke up though because I didn't see anyone standing over me or around me at first. All I saw was the metal slab that I was laying on and I felt really cold. For a split second I thought I was in the morgue and that's the part that freaked me out a little. :biglaugh:

But now, of course, everything is fine and I'm glad that it's all over with!

[Red]

I have no stitches, laproscopy is a beautiful thing!

your place or ours?
;)

Yours, but we'll have to make it a 4some or I'll have a very unhappy fiance.

[MorganGrayson]

I'm so glad everything went well, Serge, and that you're feeling better.:)

The planet is definitely improved by your presence. :)

[Hell Puppy]

This thread is worthless without pics.


...glad to here Serge and his catheter came thru it ok.

[Winetalk.com]

Yours, but we'll have to make it a 4some or I'll have a very unhappy fiance.


Red, but of course, the family members don't need special invitations!

Is he black by any chance? I hate it when LL points out and tells me:
"You see what I could have had, if I hadn't chosen you??"

[Winetalk.com]

I'm so glad everything went well, Serge, and that you're feeling better.:)

The planet is definitely improved by your presence. :)

really? why is my dog depressed now?

[Winetalk.com]

This thread is worthless without pics.


...glad to here Serge and his catheter came thru it ok.

I can post it.....but...run the poll first,
for some reason female members of Oprano don't like me posting any pics
:)

[Raven]

Some pics would have done nicely, Serge...Sue really should have brought the camera...seeing an image of you angelically sleeping (arguably angelic due to the anaesthesia, but still...) ..that would have been a true Kodak moment.

Glad you're recovering.....and all went well!

[Winetalk.com]

Some pics would have done nicely, Serge...Sue really should have brought the camera...seeing an image of you angelically sleeping (arguably angelic due to the anaesthesia, but still...) ..that would have been a true Kodak moment.

Glad you're recovering.....and all went well!


well....she would make pictures, but I kicked her out of the room,
she wanted make sure right away that EVERYTHING was working normal right on the spot....

[Red]

Red, but of course, the family members don't need special invitations!

Is he black by any chance? I hate it when LL points out and tells me:
"You see what I could have had, if I hadn't chosen you??"

:D No, he's not black, but he is young.

[Winetalk.com]

:D No, he's not black, but he is young.

it's OK,
we'll teach him everything he needs to know under the circumstances
:)

[MorganGrayson]

really? why is my dog depressed now?

:unsure:

[Raven]

well....she would make pictures, but I kicked her out of the room,
she wanted make sure right away that EVERYTHING was working normal right on the spot....

And, who can blame her for wanting to make sure EVERYTHING works normally right on the spot.....

[sharky]

Glad you are ok Serge!

Crystal and I wish you well!

BTW - you ill be proud. I have dropped 13lbs in 2.5 weeks!

[Winetalk.com]

Sharky,
I told you 8 years ago-
circumsission would be good for you!

[sharky]

HAHA!

I'm clipped, trust me!
Hell, I was even there when my son got clipped! I had to make sure it was done right!

BY October first I will be 30-40lbs down... By Christmas I'll be a bean pole! haha

[Winetalk.com]

how the hell do you do it????

[sharky]

Damn.. now that I think of it...

I am old! How can someone tell me "8 years ago I told you..." Geez. I was a baby when I started in this biz. At least I still feel young!

I turn 28 in 2 weeks!!

[sharky]

Serge, I am doing what you told me to do many moons ago.. eating like I should, eating 1/4 of what I was eating before, drinking plenty of water and working out.

Crystal has dropped 2 sizes as well in the same time. The baby fat is coming off. Soon you won't recognize us!

[Winetalk.com]

Soon you won't recognize us!

send me your nekkid pictures so I could recognize you by touch in case I go blind
;)

[sharky]

Done. I sent you the special URL where I post pictures for Crystal!