Its Nostalgia Week at Oprano!

[Nickatilynx]

Its Back!!!

The flat board is here!!!

Starting today and every day this week in the main board, with the celebration of Nostalgia Week at Oprano , a lucky poster will earn $100 Paypal

For the rest of the week this will be the only thread you can post in on the Oprano main board to celebrate the past.

Can you handle just one thread?

We are also pleased to announce that in celebration http://www.macdaddybucks.com/ (http://www.macdaddybucks.com/?rid=in20w1) has sponsored $100 a day random post giveaway.

Lurkers , this is the best time to finally join in!

go for it!

[Nickatilynx]

:)

[Peaches]

Oh lawd - I knew it would happen. I suspect this is the ONLY reason Nick took Oprano over! :)

[Dravyk]

Are you saying that this thread is the "flat board" then?

[*KK*]

Can we make it read from the oldest up instead of the beginning down?

;)

[Nickatilynx]

Oh lawd - I knew it would happen. I suspect this is the ONLY reason Nick took Oprano over! :)

No one thought I'd have the balls for it.... LOL


It was bound to happen sooner or later...

[TheEnforcer]

Very cool... should be some fun and a bit of nostalgia....

[Dravyk]

Can we make it read from the oldest up instead of the beginning down?

;)Good point! I feel upside down.

Then again, I usually do! :)

[Trev]

Are you saying that this thread is the "flat board" then?
The old one was ooooogly :blink:

[Trev]

Can we make it read from the oldest up instead of the beginning down?

;)
Give me a moment :D

[Dravyk]

The old one was ooooogly :blink:They were meant to be oooogly.

[TheEnforcer]

BTW- big shout out to Ant and the crew of http://www.macdaddybucks.com/ I know everyone at Oprano thanks you for this great promo and trip down memory lane!! :okthumb:

[Nickatilynx]

Also when you peons are gonna post as me , could you at least spell correctly , everyone knows I'm an excellent speller...

nostalia...wtf is that??????


;-))))

[Dravyk]

You need to make the page go down to at least 100 posts or more too. :)

Youngsters! Gotta tell them everything! :p

[Dravyk]

Also when you peons are gonna post as me , could you at least spell correctly , everyone knows I'm an excellent speller...

nostalia...wtf is that??????


;-))))Oh no! ANONS!!! Run for the hills!

[Vick]

Ok where's the fuck is the original ugly flat board

Damn flat earthers

Is this going to be a thread with about 1256 pages?

[Peaches]

So why did Nick start TWO threads on the main board? See, he cannot escape the pull of threaded boards!!! ;)

[Nickatilynx]

You need to make the page go down to at least 100 posts or more too. :)

Youngsters! Gotta tell them everything! :p

He is fucking right!!!!

[Peaches]

Were there even "pages" on the non-threaded boards? I thought they just went on forever - or at least it seemed that way :)

[Trev]

He is fucking right!!!!
It is set for 100, only thing with that is all the other threads in the other forums will be 100 as well :D

[Bhelliom]

I'm confused already

[Vick]

The silicon chip inside her head
gets switched to overload
and nobody's gonna go to school today
she's gonna make them stay at home
And Daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold



All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys awhile
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
That the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles
And the captain tackles
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reasons do you need to die


Tell me why
I don't like Mondays
I want to shoot
The whole day down

[Nickatilynx]

It is set for 100, only thing with that is all the other threads in the other forums will be 100 as well :D

SWEET!!!!

[Trev]

I'm confused already
It'll get worse before it gets better :yowsa:

[Dravyk]

It is set for 100, only thing with that is all the other threads in the other forums will be 100 as well :DStill goes the wrong way though! Needs to be much more confusing!!:groucho:

[Nickatilynx]

Another day is ended
And I still can’t sleep
Remembering my yesterdays
I begin to weep
If I could have it over
Live my life again
I wouldn’t change a single day

(chorus)
I wish that I could turn back the clock
Bring the wheels of time to stop
Back to the days when life was so much better

Lying here in silence
Picture in my hand
Of a boy I still resemble
But I no longer understand
And as the tears run freely
How I realise they were the best years of my life

(chorus)

You might say it’s just
A case of giving up
No
But without these memories where is the love
Where is the love

If I could have it over
Live my life again
I wouldn’t change a single day

(chorus)

Why can’t I turn back the clock
Bring the wheels of time to a stop
Back to the days
Oh no no
I remember when
Life was so good
I’d go back I’d I could
Oh oh I wouldn’t change a single day
Don’t let the memories slip away
I wouldn’t change a single day
Don’t let the memories slip away

[Trev]

Still goes the wrong way though! Needs to be much more confusing!!:groucho:
That is a problem, if I turn everything upside down in here it'll be upside down everywhere...

[Bhelliom]

I think i'll have to spend the week in the lounge.... working on my post count for that free shirt

[Bhelliom]

can't everyone that wants it just set it up themselves in their user preferences?

[EroticySteve]

Free money? I'll take it if no one wants it. If there is any left over, I'll gladly take that too.

[Nickatilynx]

That is a problem, if I turn everything upside down in here it'll be upside down everywhere...

Its gotta have the newest posts at the top , Trev.

Everywhere else can put up with it.

[Dravyk]

Glory Days


I had a friend was a big baseball player
Back in high school
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool boy
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar
I was walking in, he was walking out
We went back inside sat down had a few drinks
But all he kept talking about was

Glory days well they’ll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl’s eye
Glory days, glory days

Well there’s a girl that lives up the block
Back in school she could turn all the boy’s heads
Sometimes on a friday I’ll stop by
And have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed
Her and her husband bobby well they split up
I guess it’s two years gone by now
We just sit around talking about the old times,
She says when she feels like crying
She starts laughing thinking about

Glory days well they’ll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl’s eye
Glory days, glory days

My old man worked 20 years on the line
And they let him go
Now everywhere he goes out looking for work
They just tell him that he’s too old
I was 9 nine years old and he was working at the
Metuchen ford plant assembly line
Now he just sits on a stool down at the legion hall
But I can tell what’s on his mind

Glory days yeah goin back
Glory days aw he ain’t never had
Glory days, glory days

Now I think I’m going down to the well tonight
And I’m going to drink till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don’t sit around thinking about it
But I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
A little of the glory of, well time slips away
And leaves you with nothing mister but
Boring stories of glory days

Glory days well they’ll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl’s eye
Glory days, glory days

Glory days well they’ll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl’s eye
Glory days, glory days

[Trev]

I think i'll have to spend the week in the lounge.... working on my post count for that free shirt
I'll turn the lounge off if you do :p

[Dravyk]

That is a problem, if I turn everything upside down in here it'll be upside down everywhere...Well, that's more confusing, ain't it?!

[Bhelliom]

I'll turn the lounge off if you do :p

Damnit

And Dravvyk.... Springsteen Kicks ass

[Peaches]

Since you can click the little blue box and it takes you to the last post you read, I think it's OK to have the posts backwards. JMO. Deal with it as you wish ;)

[Nickatilynx]

Free money? I'll take it if no one wants it. If there is any left over, I'll gladly take that too.

EXactly!!

Every single fucking day someone will get $100.

It could be you!

the more you post , the better your chances :)

Check it out here...

http://oprano.com/msgboard/showthread.php?t=42524

[Dravyk]

And Dravvyk.... Springsteen Kicks assBrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!!!! :okthumb:

[Nickatilynx]

Brrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!!!! :okthumb:

Bortel?

ahahahahahahahaha

[Bhelliom]

I wonder how fast I can make this move by posting things like....

I like cheese.


That is all

[Trev]

Its gotta have the newest posts at the top , Trev.

Everywhere else can put up with it.
Trying to fix it now :)

[Dravyk]

Bortel?That remark deserves one of these: http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/thumbdown.gif and this http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/doublepuke1.gif
definitely this http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/mein_smiley.gifthis one for sure http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/soapbox.gif

and this too!http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/sa71.gif

[PornoDoggy]

Licorice tattoo turned a gun metal blue
Scrawled across the shoulders of a dying town
But the one eyed jacks across the railroad tracks
And the scar on its belly pulled a stranger passing through
He's a juvenile delinquent never learned how to behave
But the cops would never think to look in, in Burma Shave

And the road was like a ribbon and the moon was like a bone
He didn't seem to be like any guy she'd ever known
He kinda looked like Farley Granger with his hair slicked back
She says I'm a sucker for a fella in a cowboy hat
How far are you going he said depends on what you mean
He says I'm only stopping here to get some gasoline
I'm guess I'm going thataway just as long as it's paved
I guess you'd say I'm on my way to Burma Shave

And with her knees up on the glove compartment
She took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
And she popped her gum and arched her back
Hell Marysville ain't nothing but a wide spot in the road
Some night my heart pounds like thunder
I don't know why it don't explode
cause everyone in this stinking town has got one foot in the grave
And I'd rather take my chances out in Burma Shave

Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station
Count the grain elevators in the rearview mirror
She said Mister anywhere you point this thing
Has got to beat the hell out of the sting
Of going to bed with every dream that dies here every morning
And so drill me a hole with a barber pole
And I'm jumping my parole just like a fugitive tonight
Why don't you have another swig
And pass that car if you're so brave
I wanna get there before the sun comes up in Burma Shave

And the spider web crack and the Mustang screamed
Smoke from the tyres and the twisted machine
Just a nickel's worth of dreams and every wishbone that they saved
Lies swindled from them on the way to Burma Shave

And the sun hit the derrick and cast a bat wing shadow
Up against the car door on the shot gun side
And when they pulled her from the wreck
You know she still had on her shades
They say that dreams are growing wild just this side of Burma Shave

[Peaches]

Trying to fix it now :)
Just make sure it automatically goes to the last post you read. I can't deal with trying to remember on my own :(

[Nickatilynx]

Just make sure it automatically goes to the last post you read. I can't deal with trying to remember on my own :(

Thats how it starts....

[Trev]

Just make sure it automatically goes to the last post you read. I can't deal with trying to remember on my own :(
It would seem that turning the board upsidedown is out of my control, it needs to be changed in the UserCP -> Edit Options -> Thread Display Options = linear - Newest First.

[Dravyk]

It would seem that turning the board upsidedown is out of my control, it needs to be changed in the UserCP -> Edit Options -> Thread Display Options = linear - Newest First.It woiks! It woiks! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/v.gif

[TheEnforcer]

He is fucking right!!!!


Even a broken watch is right two times a day!! :p

[Vick]

WTF is this
Lyrics day??

Where the hell are the smilies? :weird:

[Nickatilynx]

Even a broken watch is right two times a day!! :p

No need to wind him up

[Peaches]

I'm keeping mine new to old. I don't deal with change well.

[TheEnforcer]

WTF is this
Lyrics day??

Where the hell are the smilies? :weird:

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over,
Thought I'd something more to say.

[Dravyk]

No need to wind him upStart Me Up

If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop

You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
Start it up

If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I can't compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up, slide it up

Don't make a grown man cry
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
She's a mean, mean machine
Start it up

If start me up
Give it all you got
You got to never, never, never stop
Never, never
Slide it up

You make a grown man cry
Ride like the wind at double speed
I'll take you places that you've never, never seen
Start it up
Love the day when we will never stop, never stop
Never stop, never stop
Tough me up
Never stop, never stop, never stop

You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man come
You, you make a dead man come

[Dravyk]

Even a broken watch is right two times a day!! :pThere will be a baby shark in your toilet bowl by this evening. :matey:

[TheEnforcer]

There will be a baby shark in your toilet bowl by this evening. :matey:


BTW- read your damn e-mail!! :hmm:

[Trev]

This is better than I remember it, so much going on all at the same time :D

[Dravyk]

BTW- read your damn e-mail!! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/dry.gifI read it! What did you want me to say? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Newton]

Fuck my neighbour has a lovely arse .. her hair is a bit off and no way you can rest a pint on it ..

[Anthony]

Thanks to Nickatilynx who approached me about this awesome way to get MacDaddyBucks.com more face time!

Come on kids, let's get to posting!

I figure I never win any of these things, so why not be on the other side? :)

[Newton]

Excellent promotion MacDaddyBucks ... :thumbup:

[Trev]

Fuck my neighbour has a lovely arse .. her hair is a bit off and no way you can rest a pint on it ..
Perv :okthumb:

[Nickatilynx]

Thanks to Nickailynx who approached me about this awesome way to get MacDaddyBucks.com more face time!

Come on kids, let's get to posting!

I figure I never win any of these things, so why not be on the other side? :)


Now that is a fucking sig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

[Trev]

Thanks to Nickailynx who approached me about this awesome way to get MacDaddyBucks.com more face time!

Come on kids, let's get to posting!

I figure I never win any of these things, so why not be on the other side? :)
Top idea from a top company :okthumb:

[Bhelliom]

Thanks Anthony... I never win these things either... so I think ... one loser to another... you should give me money :P

On the other hand...I know know why I avoided forums like this for years....

[Trev]

Now that is a fucking sig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)
Juicy D would be proud of him :yowsa:

[Newton]

Bhelliom tell me you wouldnt spend the 100 bucks on "canadian" beer lol

[Nickatilynx]

Anthony and Macdaddys's don't fuck about!!!!

I'm already holding the Prize money.

So I'm ready to paypal :)

I'm gonna icq a time off the top of my head to Anthony.

And at midnight tonight ,whoever posts closest to that preselected time will win the $100. :)

Anthony...you are soooo disqualified from winning

[Toni]

Random post :D

Do I win? :rolleyes:

[Anthony]

Anthony and Macdaddys's don't fuck about!!!!

I'm already holding the Prize money.

So I'm ready to paypal :)

I'm gonna icq a time off the top of my head to Anthony.

And at midnight tonight ,whoever posts closest to that preselected time will win the $100. :)

Anthony...you are soooo disqualified from winning

SHIT!

[Sherie]

Great contest - good luck!

[TheEnforcer]

I read it! What did you want me to say? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gif

It's all mine! ;)

[PornoDoggy]

WTF is this
Lyrics day??

Where the hell are the smilies? :weird:


Ahh haa haa haa haa ... wipeout

[Nickatilynx]

Random post :D

Do I win? :rolleyes:


Yes!!!

You just won the "Work my husband even harder" Award :)

;-)))

[Dravyk]

Juicy D would be proud of him :yowsa:MAD VIEWS!!! MAD VIEWS!!!

[Bestat]

Gee, and I thought I MISSED having the old flat boards...guess not. LOL Took me 20 minutes just to read all the posts. Of course I read as slow as I type so that doesn't help.

Nice promo MacDaddyBucks and Oprano!

:)

[Nickatilynx]

Great contest - good luck!

Hey!!

Nice seeing you posting :)

[Dravyk]

It's all mine! ;)... And then you woke up when I bitch slapped ya. :yowsa:

[Trev]

Yes!!!

You just won the "Work my husband even harder" Award :)

;-)))
And to think she keeps saying we never win anything :(

[Nickatilynx]

Gee, and I thought I MISSED having the old flat boards...guess not. LOL Took me 20 minutes just to read all the posts. Of course I read as slow as I type so that doesn't help.

Nice promo MacDaddyBucks and Oprano!

:)

Ahhh.....

But now you are caught up you'll be able to follow it...

[Anthony]

Great contest - good luck!


Just wanted to introduce Sherie!

She's Macdaddybucks.com Director of Sales, and the star of our team! :)

[sarettah]

Dammit... Now you are beyond trying to confuse me and all the way into trying to kill me. My brain cannot handle this shit :blink:



However, if we are going to do this I think we should disable the quote button and make everybody cust and paste the quotes and all that.....

Never do things half assed dammit :yowsa:

[Toni]

Yes!!!

You just won the "Work my husband even harder" Award :)

;-)))

What a great prize it will keep him away from me :lol:

[Nickatilynx]

Just wanted to introduce Sherie!

She's Macdaddybucks.com Director of Sales, and the star of our team! :)

I am familar with her work :)

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by Sherie
Great contest - good luck!

Just wanted to introduce Sherie!

She's Macdaddybucks.com Director of Sales, and the star of our team!

***********************************************

Welcome to Oprano Sherrie :)))))

[Bhelliom]

Bhelliom tell me you wouldnt spend the 100 bucks on "canadian" beer lol

Maybe... But at least it wouldn't be spent on american piss.... It would most likely go to the "Build Derek a Keg fridge when he goes back to school" fund

[sarettah]

Torone, are you around ?

I wanted to get your opinion on Bush and the war in Iraq......

[Nickatilynx]

Never do things half assed dammit :yowsa:

See your petard over there?

Hang yourself from it...

;-)))

[Newton]

ok i am practicing walking on my knees and trying to get the eyebrow to go up like roger moore but it aint happening

[Nickatilynx]

Originally Posted by Sherie
Great contest - good luck!

Just wanted to introduce Sherie!

She's Macdaddybucks.com Director of Sales, and the star of our team!

***********************************************

Welcome to Oprano Sherrie :)))))

She has 111 posts her already!!!

Pay attention!!!!

;-))

[Peaches]

Just wanted to introduce Sherie!

She's Macdaddybucks.com Director of Sales, and the star of our team! :)
Ah, if only you could introduce her in a separate thread. :p

(sorry Nick - I just had to ;) )

[sarettah]

See your petard over there?

Hang yourself from it...

************************************

And just what the fuck is petard ?

[Nickatilynx]

Roger Moore ....that fat knockkneed cunt.

fact: You never see Roger Moore run.






Ya know I'm getting the urge to build freehosts , spam search engines and send loads of traffic to any server sarettah has...

Dunno why...


;-)))

[Dravyk]

See your petard over there?

Hang yourself from it...

************************************

And just what the fuck is petard ?Captain Jean-Luc Petard? :yowsa:

[Trev]

Hi Sherie :waving:

[sarettah]

She has 111 posts her already!!!

Pay attention!!!!

**************************************

Well, if we had a modern threaded board that showed post counts and all that shit I might actually notice that stuff.

But Noooooooooooooo, we have to have this old flat board shit dammit.

Sherrie, I take back my welcome dammit.

But, you could show us some tits (at least if we were on a threaded board that allowed us to put images into posts and shit you could)




;p )))))))))))))))))

[Dravyk]

Roger Moore ....that fat knockkneed cunt.

fact: You never see Roger Moore run.And Patrick McNee always seems so much thinner and younger when he fights. :p

[Nickatilynx]

http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/h/hie-hyg/high_society.jpg.

[PornoDoggy]

Torone, are you around ?

I wanted to get your opinion on Bush and the war in Iraq......

Liberal communist cocksuckers!!!!

[Nickatilynx]

And Patrick McNee always seems so much thinner and younger when he fights. :p
As does Shatner.

[Vick]

I'm gonna icq a time off the top of my head to Anthony.



Which head??!!

[Vick]

and next page 101

[Dravyk]

As does Shatner.True, but at least his double looks remotely close to him. They didn't even make an effort in The Avengers!

[sarettah]

Captain Jean-Luc Petard?

**********************************

(psssssttttttt... wanna see me get my enforcer puppet to post ?)



Don't you mean Captain Jean-Luc Retard ?

(or is it Captain Steubing....I always got those two confused) ;p

[Dravyk]

and next page 101Didn't even notice.

This works much better and like the old board when you change to newest post on top. :okthumb:

[Trev]

This is flying, it's been so long I'm not used to it anymore ;)

[Anthony]

Didn't even notice.

This works much better and like the old board when you change to newest post on top. :okthumb:

Yah, and if you hit last post read on the thread, it takes you to it. Which the old flat boards we grew up on, never had. I always hated writing down the post number.

[Anthony]

I'd like to take this moment to remind Bishop that yes work is important, but if he stays on the route he is without smelling the roses once in awhile, he will turn into that grumpybastard Ken.

Yes, we remember him fondly.

Where are you Ken, you bitch?

[Forest]

wow i remember ynottoppond

ahhh those were the daysssss

[Toni]

I like the board this way it's the dogs bollocks

:bpurpdanc :bdance: :bpurpdanc

[Newton]

110 posts .. sig placement ;)

[Nickatilynx]

I'd like to take this moment to remind Bishop that yes work is important, but if he stays on the route he is without smelling the roses once in awhile, he will turn into that grumpybastard Ken.

Yes, we remember him fondly.

Where are you Ken, you bitch?


Good point!!!

And on that note , i may (having already done an hours work this week) give me the next few days off and go to Whistler! :)

[Bhelliom]

Dogs bollocks? is that a good thing?

You're hot Toni... but a little confusing... limey's are strange.... but the accent is sooooo sexy....

[Nickatilynx]

wow i remember ynottoppond

ahhh those were the daysssss

You also posted on Netpond prior....

[Peaches]

Good point!!!

And on that note , i may (having already done an hours work this week) give me the next few days off and go to Whistler! :)
Oh sure, put the board in a format you've been begging for for months then take off. Typical male. :rolleyes:

[Anthony]

Dogs bollocks? is that a good thing?

You're hot Toni... but a little confusing... limey's are strange.... but the accent is sooooo sexy....
It's a good thing. :)

[Nickatilynx]

Dogs bollocks? is that a good thing?

You're hot Toni... but a little confusing... limey's are strange.... but the accent is sooooo sexy....

someone take bhelliom home...he's drunk

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Nickatilynx]

Oh sure, put the board in a format you've been begging for for months then take off. Typical male. :rolleyes:

I'm a fucking panda!!

Eats , shoots and leaves.

:)

[Forest]

You also posted on Netpond prior....

now your really taking me back

;)

ahh my youth

LOL

I had more hair back in those days

hahahahah

[Bhelliom]

I would so love to be drunk right now instead of trying to learn xml in a day

[Nickatilynx]

now your really taking me back

;)

ahh my youth

LOL

I had more hair back in those days

hahahahah

Yeah wasn't her name "Mary" ?

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaah
ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[Trev]

Oh sure, put the board in a format you've been begging for for months then take off. Typical male. :rolleyes:
He gets all the fun - but then he has got all the money :yowsa:

[Trev]

I would so love to be drunk right now instead of trying to learn xml in a day
xml, it's piss easy mate :D

[Nickatilynx]

He gets all the fun - but then he has got all the money :yowsa:


The Golden rule. :)

Seriously...

I can spend 4 days in Whistler with the wife and kids for less money than I used to spend in one day drinking and carousing.

I LOVE my life :)

[Anthony]

You also posted on Netpond prior....

Forest broke his teeth on Netpond! LOL

Those were the days! Forest pissing with everyone, coming out as a Newbie SuperNova, and to his credit... Still here with his dick in the air. :)

Now, if I can only have him teach his designers to use the color scheme of the site they are making FHG's on!!! J/K! :)

Another order coming soon there Forest!

[Bhelliom]

That's the rumor.... but its been years since i've done serious programming...

Bhelliom = business now.... not programming... haven't done this shit in like 7 years.

[Bestat]

sneaky way to get me to read the board more often...just checked back and there are already shitload more posts! Gonna have to break out that speed reading course!

[Toni]

Dogs bollocks? is that a good thing?

Dogs seem to think they are :D

[Bhelliom]

Until they get cut off

[Nickatilynx]

Fucking Hell!!!!

Ant ,

Just got an email from Mercedes Benz :)

The new car I'm ordering

http://www5.mercedes-benz.com/grandsportstourer/opener.jsp?mcode=e14



:)

[Peaches]

Oh geeze - the Serge/Forest battles were priceless :) I learned more about Forest than I really wanted to ever know ;)

[Bhelliom]

ok refreshing every 5 seconds blows

[Forest]

Yeah wasn't her name "Mary" ?

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaah
ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahhahaha

mary's a good kid

but she came many years after netpond days

[Trev]

ok refreshing every 5 seconds blows
This is how it was done back in the day - welcome to the past :yowsa:

[DollarManSteve]

no one will notice this post.

[Nickatilynx]

I know you were all expecting a sports car...

But It suits my style nowadays :)

[Trev]

no one will notice this post.
WRONG!!!

[SykkBoy]

I tried to do a Knotwork-type post, but my head nearly exploded, so I just deleted what I had written....

[Trev]

I know you were all expecting a sports car...

But It suits my style nowadays :)
I missed so I had to go back, very nice :okthumb:

[Nickatilynx]

hahahahahahahhahaha

mary's a good kid

but she came many years after netpond days

I heard she was easy to get to...

Oh nevermind...

;-))

[Forest]

Forest broke his teeth on Netpond! LOL

Those were the days! Forest pissing with everyone, coming out as a Newbie SuperNova, and to his credit... Still here with his dick in the air. :)

Now, if I can only have him teach his designers to use the color scheme of the site they are making FHG's on!!! J/K! :)

Another order coming soon there Forest!

I was such a prick back then

thought i knew everything and found out the hard way i knew nothing

=)

looking forward to doing more work for MacDaddyBucks!!!

[Bhelliom]

This is how it was done back in the day - welcome to the past :yowsa:


I'd like to point out that the "past" or "nostalgia" = "good memories" like "atari" or "records" and "milli vanilli" not stupid and complicated "wastes of time" that were abandoned because of "technology"

[Forest]

Oh geeze - the Serge/Forest battles were priceless :) I learned more about Forest than I really wanted to ever know ;)

Those pisses are PRICELESS

and too think serge and i became friends after all that

Thanks for the old pisses Serge!

you are a great teacher

[Trev]

I'd like to point out that the "past" or "nostalgia" = "good memories" like "atari" or "records" and "milli vanilli" not stupid and complicated "wastes of time" that were abandoned because of "technology"
No they were abandoned because the new newbies were to stupid to get them :p

[Father Time]

What can i say
When i started in this business netpond was my news paper for the morning and before i go to bed.
Good luck :-((((((((((((((((


BEN FROM HOLLAND ::: Gay/Straight live content!
Wed Mar 17 14:36:00 2004 - 217.69.153.195 - message #214383

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Nooooo you can not close the board !

I had my first Kiss here,
my first discussion with Serge,
got some great deals from this board
and spend lots of time here !!!

Can I buy it ? LOL Just for the memory !!!

LittleC (hihihihihi) ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: No No Nooooooo
Wed Mar 17 14:31:47 2004 - 217.69.153.190 - message #214382

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""One thing I don't miss is the many fucking nights deleting posts from whackjobs and mopping up the piss."""

Yeah , but eventually I stopped acting like that ;-)))

Oh and for one last time....

Fuck off Moose!!!!


;-))

Nickatilynx ::: 100% LIVE and interactive TOP quality content!
Wed Mar 17 14:27:33 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214381

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Goodbye!


Lots of memories and contacts made here.
One thing I don't miss is the many fucking nights deleting posts from whackjobs and mopping up the piss.


Moose ::: Content and more content and more....
Wed Mar 17 14:25:35 2004 - 66.27.80.96 - message #214380

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sonofabitch.

my last post will not have spelling errors.

Hooper (Conversion King) ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: QuickBuck - Hot New Reality Sites

[Peaches]

I know you were all expecting a sports car...

But It suits my style nowadays :)
I bet it's a little hard to fit the wife and 4 kids into a sportscar :) (not impossible though - I know we put 6 of is into an MG in college.......)

[Bhelliom]

And wayyy smarter than you old guys that didn't know how to program easier ways of doing things

[Father Time]

I never did get the chance to tell Nick how much I admired him , either.

And I mean that in a manly way , not in a fondly of the buttocks gay way.

Fantasyman ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: Who is on this list?
Wed Mar 17 14:58:57 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214395

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Lies, lies, lies!!!!!! Its all lies!!!



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Wed Mar 17 14:56:58 2004 - 216.190.181.10 - message #214394

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That isn't me posting!!

I agree with the sentiments though.



(Damn I miss the old "insta-shill" feature)

;-))

Fantasyman ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: Content and more content and more....
Wed Mar 17 14:54:58 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214393

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HAHAHAHA
Just like the old days..

Moose ::: Resources with a twist!
Wed Mar 17 14:53:23 2004 - 66.27.80.96 - message #214392

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Harsh!! ;-)))







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Wed Mar 17 14:51:28 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214391

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Goodbye netpond. I used to post here a few times years ago.

BVF ::: Blackvaginafinder
Wed Mar 17 14:51:11 2004 - 24.209.35.117 - message #214390

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if I could have a penny for every post I made here....or $10000 for every ban
;-)))

Meat, Aga, let's hitbot this board from Amsterdam!
;-))))

Serge_Oprano ::: Around since 1996 providing webmasters with top quality
Wed Mar 17 14:50:24 2004 - 65.80.33.49 - message #214389

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Glad to see this board close down!

It always sucked!

Fantasyman ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: Content and more content and more....
Wed Mar 17 14:50:06 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214388

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Wow! Closing the Flat board?
This is truly the end of an era...

Lots of memories...
I met many, many people here...

PattyeCake* ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: We Aren't just Fetish Anymore!
Wed Mar 17 14:43:47 2004 - 206.152.99.43 - message #214387

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Goddddaaammmit!!!!!!

Many a piss on this here board... We should all have another for good ol times sake...

Ill start first.. Fuck you all!

Headless (((KING of RUKUS))) ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: Free Pass Bucks, Opt In And Cash Out!!

[Nickatilynx]

I'm in a good mood...


With Anthony's blessing I'm gonna double the daily giveaway today...

IF you are new to Oprano or a returning poster that hasn't posted in 1 month , I'll double the prize to $200!!!!

:)

[Trev]

And wayyy smarter than you old guys that didn't know how to program easier ways of doing things
lol :D

[Anthony]

Fucking Hell!!!!

Ant ,

Just got an email from Mercedes Benz :)

The new car I'm ordering

http://www5.mercedes-benz.com/grandsportstourer/opener.jsp?mcode=e14



:)

What a sweet ride! I bet the AMG really kicks ass!

[Father Time]

Wow, I just realized how much I like flat boards. ;-}}}}

KK :::
Wed Mar 17 15:33:08 2004 - 24.126.244.214 - message #214415

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Ohhhhhhh so sad to see it go...

I lost my virginity here :)


Sabby:)

Sabrina (I'm all boobs!) ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: Naked Smart Chicks
Wed Mar 17 15:31:47 2004 - 68.148.166.34 - message #214414

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It's been quite awhile since I stopped in here. Sorry to see it go but all things move forward at one point or another.

Good luck with the new layout


Rowdy ::: CE Cash with over 50 paysites!
Wed Mar 17 15:18:49 2004 - 12.158.4.254 - message #214412

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see you bitches next time around...

SykkBoy ::: Up to $60 per signup? what thefuck?
Wed Mar 17 15:17:29 2004 - 66.254.108.46 - message #214411

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Things I wish I had said on this board when I owned it....

"Yeah I'm making the board public...if you don't like it , fuck off"


" Morgan if you call me once more in the middle of the night asking me "If I have read the board" I will find you and kill you "

" Kaiser , you are a slimey crooked fuck.Just fuck off"

;-)))

Nickatilynx ::: Netpond's treasure chest!
Wed Mar 17 15:13:01 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214410

[Bhelliom]

great... boards within flat confusing hell... way to make things easier

[Trev]

Father Time! :o

[DollarManSteve]

No they were abandoned because the new newbies were to stupid to get them :p

buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrn

:)

[gonzo]

I'd like to take this moment to remind Bishop that yes work is important, but if he stays on the route he is without smelling the roses once in awhile, he will turn into that grumpybastard Ken.

Yes, we remember him fondly.

Where are you Ken, you bitch?

Bishop was picking figs the last time I talked to him.

[Father Time]

Can we get one more usage of the word pikey in here Nick? ;)

KK :::
Wed Mar 17 16:07:48 2004 - 24.126.244.214 - message #214423

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And so the condom project comes to an end. :{

Nyght ::: Protect your internet investment with Puppy power!
Wed Mar 17 16:03:37 2004 - 216.99.212.51 - message #214422

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ahahahahahaha

Nickatilynx ::: Go Fuck Yourself!
Wed Mar 17 15:57:33 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214421

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Eh, screw you, Gypsy thief! :-)))


Dravyk ::: The definitive resource for Paysite Owners!
Wed Mar 17 15:53:17 2004 - 68.236.24.48 - message #214420

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Blow it out your ass ,Harry!!!

Nickatilynx ::: AEBN - Over 20,000 Full Length Movies
Wed Mar 17 15:51:55 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214419

[Newton]

Now that is a sweet fucking offer .. kudos guys

[Nickatilynx]

Bishop was picking figs the last time I talked to him.

Times are that tough , huh?

What a shame.

[Trev]

Now that is a sweet fucking offer .. kudos guys
Newton - Your sig's been raped :p

[Newton]

I like it, very funky indeed .. fo shizzle ma nizzle

[Nickatilynx]

Can we get one more usage of the word pikey in here Nick? ;)

KK :::
Wed Mar 17 16:07:48 2004 - 24.126.244.214 - message #214423

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And so the condom project comes to an end. :{

Nyght ::: Protect your internet investment with Puppy power!
Wed Mar 17 16:03:37 2004 - 216.99.212.51 - message #214422

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ahahahahahaha

Nickatilynx ::: Go Fuck Yourself!
Wed Mar 17 15:57:33 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214421

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Eh, screw you, Gypsy thief! :-)))


Dravyk ::: The definitive resource for Paysite Owners!
Wed Mar 17 15:53:17 2004 - 68.236.24.48 - message #214420

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Blow it out your ass ,Harry!!!

Nickatilynx ::: AEBN - Over 20,000 Full Length Movies
Wed Mar 17 15:51:55 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214419


ahahahahahahahah

Fathertime just reminded me....

I need to dig out the "Nickbot" to post while I'm away in whistler

[Anthony]

I'm in a good mood...


With Anthony's blessing I'm gonna double the daily giveaway today...

IF you are new to Oprano or a returning poster that hasn't posted in 1 month , I'll double the prize to $200!!!!

:)

Sounds like a plan! Great idea with the flat board Nick, SMASHING Great Idea!

[Nickatilynx]

I like it, very funky indeed .. fo shizzle ma nizzle

Don't encourage him...

[Dravyk]

Holy smokes! Father Time and the Netpond board!

Damn, and they said this shit would cause any flashbacks when I bought it!

:dancer:

[Newton]

What does the nickbot post?

[Nickatilynx]

Sounds like a plan! Great idea with the flat board Nick, SMASHING Great Idea!

Fuck off!!!
We appreciate the great support of you and your firm :)

[DrGuile]

Last post should be first.... like a flat board...

[Bhelliom]

Has to be changed in your individual user cp guile

[DrGuile]

And yeah, that's right, my first post back from vacation is a critique!

Dont look so surprise.

[Trev]

Last post should be first.... like a flat board...
You must have skipped page 1 ;)

[Nickatilynx]

What does the nickbot post?
Pretty much the same shit as me..but like this...

""My master has instructed me to advise you that not only do you have the personality of a Parisian pissoir but you additionally have the charm of 4 day old asparagus piss.

He wishes sex and travel in your future..."""

[Nickatilynx]

And yeah, that's right, my first post back from vacation is a critique!

Dont look so surprise.
Firstly welcome back , Franchie!

Secondly , I'm not surprised , and I am not surprised it was a fucked criticism.

you gotta read back...that was covered earlier..its an option in your cp LOL

[Newton]

lol its a moody for the tourists .. cmon you know you want it .. dont ya .. its a deal, its a steal its sale of the fucking century lol

[Newton]

Welcome back Dr Guile .. rested and full of the joys of summer i trust ;)

[Hell Puppy]

I wont go back to dial-up.

I wont go back to CGA graphics.

I wont go back to unthreaded boards where I cant weed out the worthless shit I dont have time to read.

See yall in a week.

[Trev]

Dravyk was right, it's much better the right way around ;)

[Trev]

I wont go back to dial-up.

I wont go back to CGA graphics.

I wont go back to unthreaded boards where I cant weed out the worthless shit I dont have time to read.

See yall in a week.
It's only the main forum that's like this, the rest of Oprano is still threaded.

[Anthony]

I wont go back to dial-up.

I wont go back to CGA graphics.

I wont go back to unthreaded boards where I cant weed out the worthless shit I dont have time to read.

See yall in a week.

I don't understand, I mean you go back to your hand on those lonely cold nights, right?

[Dravyk]

Did someone say ...?

http://www.wyldesites.com/pissometer.gif

[Trev]

Did someone say ...?

http://www.wyldesites.com/pissometer.gif
:wnw:

:okthumb:

[Nickatilynx]

:wnw:

:okthumb:

Thats twice in a day..

weird huh?

[Newton]

ooh fucking hell i like that meter

[Dravyk]

I'm just waiting for Meat to come over here and say:

"Fuckin' Fuck!" :yowsa:

[Trev]

Thats twice in a day..

weird huh?
Very ;)

[Forest]

Did someone say ...?

http://www.wyldesites.com/pissometer.gif

LOL

[SykkBoy]

I wont go back to dial-up.

I wont go back to CGA graphics.

I wont go back to unthreaded boards where I cant weed out the worthless shit I dont have time to read.

See yall in a week.
pussy

;-)

[TheEnforcer]

Last post should be first.... like a flat board...

Change it is your user settings in your control panel.

[SykkBoy]

So, is this the moment where a couple "executives" have a "meeting" in the office involving playing Soul Cailbur on the PS2 while the penguins work away unaware?

or is this the time where Renea flashes me her tits, thus getting us all in trouble?

[Anthony]

So, is this the moment where a couple "executives" have a "meeting" in the office involving playing Soul Cailbur on the PS2 while the penguins work away unaware?

or is this the time where Renea flashes me her tits, thus getting us all in trouble?

I was bad ass with Kirik! Except for that bastard Red Lion, with that big axe.

Seriously, the only reason you got in trouble is because the rest of us missed it.

Fucker.

[Nickatilynx]

I was bad ass with Kirik! Except for that bastard Red Lion, with that big axe.

Seriously, the only reason you got in trouble is because the rest of us missed it.

Fucker.


ahahahaha true!

She had an awesome ass. :)

Remember when we had the "office cam"

[Red]

Happy Nostaglia Week.

This is a great promotion. Big thanks to Ant and MacDaddy Bucks.

We need Serge here though, it just isn't nostalgia without him.

[Father Time]

One constant in business is change. Here's to hoping this move is a positive one for Netpond :)

I'd recommend to at least keep the archives around and maybe have a script post select quotes from the past.

Then again, there is always the wayback machine.

Happy coding to you!

TDavid ::: Flashboard-Registered :::
Wed Mar 17 17:39:34 2004 - 24.18.1.90 - message #214441

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Wow.

A big chapter is closing here. But the page turns and a new chapter begins.

(If only Rick had let me bid on ads for Blindlinks.com...) :D

Mojo :::
Wed Mar 17 17:25:17 2004 - 209.125.248.9 - message #214440

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Goodbye NetPond. Memories. . . . .

KRL ::: Pays on all exits!
Wed Mar 17 17:20:37 2004 - 68.153.204.252 - message #214439

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Hooper sent me a link about the flat board closing.

Place was never the same after I left anyways.

Brad Shaw ::: Great niche sites, great conversions!
Wed Mar 17 17:13:15 2004 - 64.207.22.253 - message #214438

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having cut my teeth on flatboards and honed my pee pee skills here, I'm sorry to see it go.
I remember some old names now long gone like Bannermaster Matt, nomad, Pushrod, tropixx terry, DJJD, Stoner, and many more.

I think this is the first board I ever used "Fry-0-Lator" on when making fun of someone (and I think it was lensman) ;-)

lots of memories

12clicks ::: Only The Coolest Converting Paysites

[Father Time]

Come on FM, after all these years, still no sense of humour?

Of course he knew the IP's were there, he used to own this shit! Hence the quote about insta shills.

Oh, the mammories.



Anthony ::: Detailed Traffic Tracking
Wed Mar 17 22:31:03 2004 - 24.80.100.31 - message #214453

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Adios flat board.

The saddest thing is that it had to turn into a spamfest and be totally ruined, humiliated, and disgraced before being put out to pasture.

Carrie (Advanced Newbie) ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: Top converting sponsor on The Statistician!
Wed Mar 17 22:00:17 2004 - 64.24.88.182 - message #214452

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why are you not all in the radio show? - oh I hate to see this board go - ; )

www.plrradio.com - Thenetpond show is live!

D-man ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: PLRradio LIVE NOW
Wed Mar 17 21:29:39 2004 - 64.56.107.235 - message #214451

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Farewell Flatboard :(

Jay.3 ::: Free Pass Bucks, Opt In And Cash Out!!
Wed Mar 17 21:07:51 2004 - 67.126.173.122 - message #214450

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FM, last piss to commemorate this board closure?????


Who is picking up the tab for the dinner in LA?

Will you mind if Gary Kremen joins us?
;-))))

Serge ::: Fast Reliable Affordable Hosting !!
Wed Mar 17 21:04:24 2004 - 65.80.33.49 - message #214449

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Nick why are you posting as me?

You can see your ip is the same.

You never cease to amaze!

fantasyman ::: Flashboard-Registered ::: Dynamic. Aggressive. Fastforward. NETPOND!
Wed Mar 17 20:37:58 2004 - 64.165.160.130 - message #214448

[SykkBoy]

ahahahaha true!

She had an awesome ass. :)

Remember when we had the "office cam"
actually, Renae had the amazing breasts
I forget the name of the other office gal who had the amazing ass and wrote some of the dirtiest emails to members I'd seen in a long time and seldom since ;-)

[Bhelliom]

Finally slowing down.... Morgan go read in the lounge

[MorganGrayson]

:blink:

I can't help it, my hands are shaking.

I keep waiting for the phone to ring with one of those gangfuck phone calls.

"IT'S CALLED AN 'AGENDA,' YOU USELESS, BRAINLESS FUCKS!!!"

There. I feel better. :p

(You really had to be there to get that one.)

[SykkBoy]

:blink:

I can't help it, my hands are shaking.

I keep waiting for the phone to ring with one of those gangfuck phone calls.

"IT'S CALLED AN 'AGENDA,' YOU USELESS, BRAINLESS FUCKS!!!"

There. I feel better. :p

(You really had to be there to get that one.)

ah, the gangfuck calls, those were fun, but one of them also lead to the birth of NetPond Radio ;-)

[MorganGrayson]

ah, the gangfuck calls, those were fun, but one of them also lead to the birth of NetPond Radio ;-)

You have an interesting definition of the word "fun," my darling. :hmm:

[MorganGrayson]

Finally slowing down.... Morgan go read in the lounge

You keep me going, my stud puppy! :inlove:

[Bhelliom]

I do what I can

[SykkBoy]

You have an interesting definition of the word "fun," my darling. :hmm:

I think those were my soon to be ex-wife's final words as she left....lol

[Bhelliom]

Top of the page baby


edit: sorry sykk.... thought i had it but you beat me to it

[SykkBoy]

Top of the page baby
ahem! ;-)

[Winetalk.com]

hmmm....
this is neither old flat nor new threaded.....
you created a Bastard!
;)

[Dravyk]

hmmm....
this is neither old flat nor new threaded.....
you created a Bastard!
http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/wink.gifAnd you expected something else from Nick, didja? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[MorganGrayson]

I think those were my soon to be ex-wife's final words as she left....lol

If I may have a private moment here, Lance...I think a woman who leaves a man who takes that good care of her kids is a total cunt who deserves whatever happens to her.

One woman's opinion.

[Trev]

We have a way of making things different ;)

[SykkBoy]

If I may have a private moment here, Lance...I think a woman who leaves a man who takes that good care of her kids is a total cunt who deserves whatever happens to her.

One woman's opinion.
that was my opinion too ;-)

luckily the new woman in my life knows that she will always be second to my kids, knows my kids well and is so much more my type...she even laughs at my jokes (even the unfunny ones)

[Peaches]

that was my opinion too ;-)

luckily the new woman in my life knows that she will always be second to my kids, knows my kids well and is so much more my type...she even laughs at my jokes (even the unfunny ones)
Argh, OK, it must be said:

It is WAY too soon for you to have a "new woman in your life". :blink: Rebound relationships are not a good idea.

Then again, I've been in rebound mode for 21 years ;)

[Newton]

Morgan actually said cunt .. ;)

[SykkBoy]

Argh, OK, it must be said:

It is WAY too soon for you to have a "new woman in your life". :blink: Rebound relationships are not a good idea.

Then again, I've been in rebound mode for 21 years ;)
there's a very long story behind the new woman in my life....

she and I have been friends for years and we're not rushing into anything TOO seriously....just hanging out and enjoying each other's company and even watching each other's kids (she has two kids herself). We've kind of had a thing for each other for awhile, but out of respect to my wife, we never went beyond just being friends.

...or are you implying that you want to be my reboudn relationship? hahaha ;-)

[MorganGrayson]

Morgan actually said cunt .. ;)

Morgan has very, very, VERY strong opinions regarding the proper treatment of children.

[Newton]

Good for you gal and rightly so ;)

[Nickatilynx]

Morgan has very, very, VERY strong opinions regarding the proper treatment of children.

Oh shit,....

She is speaking in the third person.

I am so going to Whistler. :)

[Newton]

Sounds like Lance and his good lady are settling in nicely and the best of luck to them :)

[Nickatilynx]

And now for the bad news...

Some of you may know ,I have bought a big new fuck off house...

Here is the top of my shopping list for new shit for the house...

A Baby Grand piano.
A fuck load of plasma TVs
A telephone system with multiple lines





;-))

[Trev]

Oh shit,....

She is speaking in the third person.

I am so going to Whistler. :)
Trev is jealous :blink: :unsure:

[Trev]

A telephone system with multiple lines
;-))
That's the one I'm affraid of :(

[Nickatilynx]

That's the one I'm affraid of :(


You fecking better be... :)

But you obviously haven't heard me play the piano then...


;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

Morgan has very, very, VERY strong opinions regarding the proper treatment of children.

Me too...

I like them marinated and then slowly roasted. :)

[Dravyk]

And now for the bad news...

Some of you may know ,I have bought a big new fuck off house...

Here is the top of my shopping list for new shit for the house...

A Baby Grand piano.
A fuck load of plasma TVs
A telephone system with multiple lines

;-))
BABY GRAND


Late at night
When it's dark and cold
I reach out
For someone to hold
When I'm blue
When I'm lonely
She comes through
She's the only one who can
My baby grand
Is all I need

In my time
I've wandered everywhere
Around this world
She would always be there
Any day
Any hour
All it takes
Is the power in my hands
This baby grand's
Been good to me

I've had friends
But they have slipped away
I've had fame
But it doesn't stay
I've made fortunes
Spent them fast enough
As for woman
They don't last with just one man
But baby grand
Will stand by me

They say that no one's gonna play this on the radio
They said the melancholy blues were dead and gone
But only songs like these
Played in minor keys
Keep those memories holding on

I've come far
From the life I've strayed in
I've got scars
From those dives I've played in
Now I'm home
And I'm weary
In my bones
Every dreary one night stand
But baby grand
Came home with me

Ever since this gig began
My baby grand's
Been good to me

[Dravyk]

Me too...

I like them marinated and then slowly roasted. http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/smile.gifI usually prefer the stir fry and some "Soylant Green Helper". http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/whistling.gif

[Newton]

Luckily i have a number rerouted through the church switchboard so no one wants to call me lol

[MorganGrayson]

Oh shit,....

She is speaking in the third person.

I am so going to Whistler. :)

Morgan is so pleased you know what "third person" is.

Next, we will be doing the numbers "4" and "7." :p

[Nickatilynx]

Luckily i have a number rerouted through the church switchboard so no one wants to call me lol

The smart money reckons you are in HMP Ford

ahahahahahahahahah

[Nickatilynx]

Morgan is so pleased you know what "third person" is.

Next, we will be doing the numbers "4" and "7." :p

4 is the correct number of kicks one is allowed under Canadian law necessary to discipline a lippy mod.

7 is considered unnecessary :)

[Newton]

They wouldnt let me back in .. well not since the 'accidents'

[Nickatilynx]

They wouldnt let me back in .. well not since the 'accidents'
A line of Bentleys and Rollers outside there everyweekday morning ferrying the white collar crims to the office.

;-))

[Newton]

Its a delightful place and very quaint .. perfect for a run to london for some withdrawals and back for tiffin ;)

[Osiris]

I didn't know what was going on. I had to ask Red.. lol

[Nickatilynx]

I didn't know what was going on. I had to ask Red.. lol

Well for a start , you qualify for the $200 a day prize!!!

[Newton]

Hey Osiris ;) Its the new look to the main board and $100 .. oops $200 dollar giveaway in this, the one and only thread in main which lasts all week. Giveaways are at a random time each and every day for the next 7 ;)

[MorganGrayson]

4 is the correct number of kicks one is allowed under Canadian law necessary to discipline a lippy mod.

7 is considered unnecessary :)


Go for it, bunky. :p

Discipline me.

As IF.

:nyanya:

[Newton]

What's a bunky?

[Anthony]

What's a bunky?

Pet name I would think.

[Osiris]

Well for a start , you qualify for the $200 a day prize!!!

Sweet! :okthumb:

[MorganGrayson]

Pet name I would think.

I have several "pet names" for Nick.


None of which are "bunky."


None can be repeated in civilized - or uncivilized - company. ;)

[Nickatilynx]

I have several "pet names" for Nick.


None of which are "bunky."


None can be repeated in civilized - or uncivilized - company. ;)

"Cuddly wuddly Bunny" is acceptable in public :)

[Newton]

aw thats sweet lol

[Jace]

wow, i came here right as I woke up....and didn't read the first post in this thread

I WAS LOST...for at least 10 minutes

I got here by following an email alert of on my subscribed threads...and it said I don't have access to this page

i thought I got banned...i was about to cry

i had to take some ativan to calm myself from a panic attack

i then cried and took some tylenol pm and took a nap

i now woke up and investigated further

i can only imagine gonzo is getting a few icq's about this

scary

[aeon]

This sucks. It's like "quilting week" at the nursing home.

[Trev]

wow, i came here right as I woke up....and didn't read the first post in this thread

I WAS LOST...for at least 10 minutes

I got here by following an email alert of on my subscribed threads...and it said I don't have access to this page

i thought I got banned...i was about to cry

i had to take some ativan to calm myself from a panic attack

i then cried and took some tylenol pm and took a nap

i now woke up and investigated further

i can only imagine gonzo is getting a few icq's about this

scary
It's good to see you are in touch with your emotions :)

[MorganGrayson]

"Cuddly wuddly Bunny" is acceptable in public :)

You cad!

You vowed you'd never tell anyone about that!!!!!

Harrumph.

That's the *last* time you ever eat caviar off my thighs! :mad:



(For the totally brainless among you - I know you're out there, you always were - that's a frigging joke, OK? The answer to the age old question is a resounding "NO." Now, his brother, on the other hand.... :rolleyes: )

[Nickatilynx]

You cad!

You vowed you'd never tell anyone about that!!!!!

Harrumph.

That's the *last* time you ever eat caviar off my thighs! :mad:



(For the totally brainless among you - I know you're out there, you always were - that's a frigging joke, OK? The answer to the age old question is a resounding "NO." Now, his brother, on the other hand.... :rolleyes: )

ahhhhhhhhhhhh , that was caviar,,,,,,,,

I thought it smelled like rotting fish down there...........

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahah











Atomic burn...

[Trev]

This sucks. It's like "quilting week" at the nursing home.
Lemme guess, you can't sow :p

[MorganGrayson]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh , that was caviar,,,,,,,,

I thought it smelled like rotting fish down there...........

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahah











Atomic burn...

Oh, full marks to you! :wnw:

I set it up...I deserved it! :D

[Nickatilynx]

Lemme guess, you can't sow :p

No but he is a knit :)

[Newton]

Morgan you have wanton desires for young Technick? I thought Trev was your crumpet .. oh how fickle ladies are lol

[Nickatilynx]

Morgan you have wanton desires for young Technick? I thought Trev was your crumpet .. oh how fickle ladies are lol

However he's still in therapy ....

ahahahahahahah

[Bestat]

Good one Nick...sorry Morgan, but it was funny. :)