View Full Version : Oprano Freebies :)
Newton
08-14-2005, 04:21 PM
Newbies posting 400 posts will recieve a limited edition Oprano hat and all you have to do is to contact Gonzo or myself with your mailing address and one will be shipped to you.
One size fits all ;)
As modelled by the handsome Weg Cory
http://lowrodder.com/gabe/showpics/Miami2005%20372.jpg
Post 800 and get a llimited edition Oprano tshirt in black, sizes L and XL ..
http://www.sexines.com/tshirts.jpg
Regulars who wish to recieve either a hat or a tshirt please either contact either Gonzo or myself and they will be dispatched to you.
If you require a larger size, please state your size on your order as we are getting more printed ;)
they look great. Cory looks pretty good too. ;)
Peaches
08-14-2005, 05:24 PM
Newbies get all the cool stuff ;)
Biggy
08-14-2005, 05:28 PM
can i get an oprano cockring instead... one that vibrates.
Dravyk
08-14-2005, 05:31 PM
They forgot ... Post more than 3000 and you get an official Oprano dildo, pre-tested and signed by Lawrence Connor! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ohmy.gif
Newton
08-14-2005, 05:44 PM
Newbies get all the cool stuff ;)
The offer is not just for newbies Peaches .. regulars such as yourself, more than qualify. If you want a large or an xl black one you only have to give Gonzo a tug ;)
Newton
08-14-2005, 05:46 PM
can i get an oprano cockring instead... one that vibrates.
There might be a cockring coming later, the doctors hands are a bit shaky through alcohol and drug abuse, but he can see pretty well through the cataracts plus he's a good sport.
Newton
08-14-2005, 05:56 PM
They forgot ... Post more than 3554 and you get an official Oprano dildo, pre-tested and signed by Lawrence Connor! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ohmy.gif
Not a bad idea actually Dravyk ;) Will need some more product lines, to give away, in due time ;)
gonzo
08-14-2005, 06:31 PM
Newbies get all the cool stuff ;)
I offered you a hat and shirt....
Peaches
08-14-2005, 06:36 PM
I offered you a hat and shirt....
Yes, yes you did - I was just being a smartass - I DID win asshole of the year, ya know :)
I don't accept tshirts/hats/etc. for the simple reason that I know I won't wear them anywhere. Ever. I've tried to take a few over the years and wear them to sleep/garden/lounge in but damn if someone didn't end up showing up at the house on the one day a month I'd have them on. It was like the damn shirts sent out a signal or something :(
Very cool :okthumb:
Toni wants 1 Weg Cory, life sized and working please :huh: :unsure:
MorganGrayson
08-14-2005, 07:12 PM
Very cool :okthumb:
Toni wants 1 Weg Cory, life sized and working please :huh: :unsure:
*Two,* please! :yowsa:
Very cool :okthumb:
Toni wants 1 Weg Cory, life sized and working please :huh: :unsure:
I wouldn't mind having one of those myself. :groucho:
:blink:
Hmm... Cory - you've scored ;)
MorganGrayson
08-14-2005, 08:36 PM
Cory scored the minute he opened his mouth and began to speak - virtually speaking. :yowsa:
Intelligent man, writes like a dream....*lust, lust, lust*...and all that was *before* he posted the pic! Of course, he could have looked like a homely guy who lived in an alley in a refrigerator box and I still would have wanted his butt in a chair across a table from me...just speaking. :okthumb: (I'd even pick up the dinner check!)
gonzo
08-14-2005, 09:39 PM
Yes, yes you did - I was just being a smartass - I DID win asshole of the year, ya know :)
I don't accept tshirts/hats/etc. for the simple reason that I know I won't wear them anywhere. Ever. I've tried to take a few over the years and wear them to sleep/garden/lounge in but damn if someone didn't end up showing up at the house on the one day a month I'd have them on. It was like the damn shirts sent out a signal or something :(
Just making sure you didnt change your mind...
MorganGrayson
08-14-2005, 10:17 PM
Peaches...Greenguy went out of his way to get me a t-shirt one convention. (I can't stand t-shirt necklines, they make me feel like I'm choking, so he special ordered me a larger size.) On a dare...from my *children* no less...I wore it to the grocery store. It had the entire front page of his linksite printed on the back. So, here I am, this obvious PTA mom in a pornsite t-shirt, accompanied by her giggling daughters, standing in the checkout line...with a guy behind me trying desperately to keep one of those "I have NO idea what that t-shirt is all about, really I don't, I don't recognize it AT ALL" expressions on his face.
It was worth it. :D
I still have the gorgeous C.O.N.D.O.M. polo shirt that has "Morgan" heavily embroidered in gold on the back.
sarettah
08-14-2005, 11:07 PM
They forgot ... Post more than 3000 and you get an official Oprano dildo, pre-tested and signed by Lawrence Connor! http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/ohmy.gif
Please tell me it will thouroughly sanitized first :blink:
sarettah
08-14-2005, 11:09 PM
Peaches...Greenguy went out of his way to get me a t-shirt one convention. (I can't stand t-shirt necklines, they make me feel like I'm choking, so he special ordered me a larger size.) On a dare...from my *children* no less...I wore it to the grocery store. It had the entire front page of his linksite printed on the back. So, here I am, this obvious PTA mom in a pornsite t-shirt, accompanied by her giggling daughters, standing in the checkout line...with a guy behind me trying desperately to keep one of those "I have NO idea what that t-shirt is all about, really I don't, I don't recognize it AT ALL" expressions on his face.
It was worth it. :D
I still have the gorgeous C.O.N.D.O.M. polo shirt that has "Morgan" heavily embroidered in gold on the back.
At the January show back in '03 I managed to get Serge to give me an Oprano shirt :)
I wear it proudly all the time. To work, out and about. One of my favoritest shirts I own :okthumb: (it is getting kind of worn out though, and even though I like the new shirts, I love the old shirts :))
Weg Cory
08-14-2005, 11:19 PM
I have an erection.
you only have to give Gonzo a tug ;)
that is a scary visual
gonzo
08-15-2005, 12:37 AM
that is a scary visual
Jealous!
TheEnforcer
08-15-2005, 11:49 AM
Good story Morgan!!
Squishy
08-17-2005, 05:37 PM
I like stuff, but I have so little to say... :(
Can I make up for it with, say, 150 posts that are chock full 'o wisdom?
MorganGrayson
08-17-2005, 07:28 PM
I have an erection.
:happy45:
MorganGrayson
08-17-2005, 07:29 PM
I like stuff, but I have so little to say... :(
Can I make up for it with, say, 150 posts that are chock full 'o wisdom?
Squishy...if we actually had to have something to say before we posted...there isn't a webmaster board anywhere that would have more than three posts on it. :)
I like stuff, but I have so little to say... :(
Can I make up for it with, say, 150 posts that are chock full 'o wisdom?
As long as they're "chock full 'o wisdom" I'll go for it ;)
Dravyk
08-17-2005, 08:13 PM
Please tell me it will thouroughly sanitized first :blink:That will cost you extra! :yowsa:
Newton
08-20-2005, 10:51 AM
The Winner of the Random post contest for Friday is: ... Dravyk :)
Congratulations Dravyk.. please contact either Gonzo or myself with the preferred size (L/XL) and a shipping address. The Oprano tshirt and hat will be winging its way to you shortly
Congratulations also go to Spazlabz who gets a free hat because we are generous like that ;) Please contact either Gonzo or myself and one will be dispatched to you ..
Newton
08-20-2005, 10:42 PM
The winner of Saturdays tshirt (L/XL) and hat is ... DollarManSteve !! Congratulations DollarManSteve, please contact either Gonzo or myself with a shipping address and your preferred size ;)
Dravyk
08-20-2005, 10:56 PM
Woohoo! Thanks, guys!! :thumbup:
Newton
08-21-2005, 10:21 AM
Woohoo! Thanks, guys!! :thumbup:
Most welcome Dravyk, just need an address and these items will be winging their merry way to you ;)
Dravyk
08-21-2005, 09:23 PM
You got it! Muchas gracias!
Newton
08-21-2005, 09:37 PM
De nada man, congrats ;)
Newton
08-21-2005, 11:38 PM
Sundays random winner of the Oprano tshirt and hat is .. Lisa !!
Congratulations Lisa :) If you would kindly pm either Gonzo or myself with an address and a choice of sizes for the tshirt (L/XL) we will get the set dispatched to you
A spot prize tshirt also goes to .. Raven :) Congratulations Raven, please pm either Gonzo or myself with a mailing address and choice of sizes (L/XL) and one will be sent to you forthwith
Well done Ladies :okthumb:
spazlabz
08-22-2005, 12:06 AM
The Winner of the Random post contest for Friday is: ... Dravyk :)
Congratulations Dravyk.. please contact either Gonzo or myself with the preferred size (L/XL) and a shipping address. The Oprano tshirt and hat will be winging its way to you shortly
Congratulations also go to Spazlabz who gets a free hat because we are generous like that ;) Please contact either Gonzo or myself and one will be dispatched to you ..
YEAH!! F'ing Gangsta hat. Yo! I will be straight pimpin dawg!
Booyah!
spaz
Dayum, Congratulations to both Lisa and Raven :D
It seems that I spend most of my mornings congratulating everyone ;)
DollarManSteve
08-22-2005, 10:51 AM
The winner of Saturdays tshirt (L/XL) and hat is ... DollarManSteve !! Congratulations DollarManSteve, please contact either Gonzo or myself with a shipping address and your preferred size ;)
woohoo! :)
Newton
08-22-2005, 10:55 AM
Well done DollarManSteve ;)
woohoo! :)
There's been so many things being given away I missed this one, congratulations ;)
Newton
08-28-2005, 01:38 PM
Saturdays random winners for a hat and a tshirt taken from posts throughout the week is ... WickedTemptress and Sin .. congratulations ladies ... please pass onto me the sizes of the shirts (L/XL) and we will get these out to you forthwith ;)
myjah
08-31-2005, 08:30 PM
I just read this thread...now I really have to get to posting!
CuriousToyBoy
09-03-2005, 06:35 AM
Posting to see my post count to see if I'm up for my vig....
;-)
CuriousToyBoy
09-03-2005, 06:36 AM
Posting to see my post count to see if I'm up for my vig....
;-)
Woo-hoo !
Cracked it for both already !
He he
;-)
Newton
09-03-2005, 07:23 AM
I am sure we can sort something out for you ;) We will be getting more printed as we only have L/XL in stock currently and these are perfect for the summer coming up there ;)
I am sure we can sort something out for you ;) We will be getting more printed as we only have L/XL in stock currently and these are perfect for the summer coming up there ;)
By my reckoning I'm due 8.375 shirts, but then I'm a mod and that just wouldn't be right now would it ;)
Newton
09-03-2005, 07:41 AM
You are getting the chintz room, what else do you want lol
I guess that's better than nothing ;)
CuriousToyBoy
09-03-2005, 09:23 AM
You are getting the chintz room, what else do you want lol
Chintz ?
The hat and shirt will do just fine thanks !
He he
;-)
spideriux
09-08-2005, 09:35 AM
very nice hat
Newton
09-08-2005, 12:17 PM
Chintz ?
The hat and shirt will do just fine thanks !
He he
;-)
It should be winging its merry way to you :)
pushpills
09-08-2005, 05:52 PM
lets see some more models.
Sabby
09-08-2005, 05:59 PM
Do I get a hat and shirt too? I'll model them and take some pics!
Sabby:)
Do I get a hat and shirt too? I'll model them and take some pics!
Sabby:)
A fantastic idea ;)
Peaches
09-08-2005, 06:27 PM
Male models too!!
Male models too!!
Name some :unsure:
;)
Newton
09-08-2005, 07:46 PM
OK young Mr Pushpills will be modelling this summers fashions soon enough for the ladies ..
Sabby you still need to send me your shipping details and will get them off to you ;)
Sabby
09-08-2005, 09:35 PM
OK young Mr Pushpills will be modelling this summers fashions soon enough for the ladies ..
Sabby you still need to send me your shipping details and will get them off to you ;)
Thanks! I sent you a PM.
Sabby:)
Bhelliom
09-08-2005, 10:13 PM
I'll be more than happy to model myself with my new stuff ... assuming it ever gets here.... as long as I get to see sabby wearing it too :P
Robert
09-09-2005, 12:58 AM
Peaches...Greenguy went out of his way to get me a t-shirt one convention. (I can't stand t-shirt necklines, they make me feel like I'm choking, so he special ordered me a larger size.) On a dare...from my *children* no less...I wore it to the grocery store. It had the entire front page of his linksite printed on the back. So, here I am, this obvious PTA mom in a pornsite t-shirt, accompanied by her giggling daughters, standing in the checkout line...with a guy behind me trying desperately to keep one of those "I have NO idea what that t-shirt is all about, really I don't, I don't recognize it AT ALL" expressions on his face.
I have one of these Greenguy t-shirts, wear it out alot :) It gets recognized pretty often, don't know how many people have asked me if I'm Greenguy.
taggart
09-09-2005, 03:35 AM
that is a sweet hat
Newton
09-09-2005, 06:38 AM
There will be lots more freebies coming soon ;)
CuriousToyBoy
09-09-2005, 09:37 AM
It should be winging its merry way to you :)
Champion ;-)
spideriux
09-12-2005, 03:43 PM
I want that hat :)
iknowalttl
09-12-2005, 11:11 PM
Damit... I been missing out on all the good stuff...
jvastine
09-12-2005, 11:37 PM
Nice gear! It looks likike I have a lot of posting to do.
Damit... I been missing out on all the good stuff...
Welcome back. :D
Newton
09-13-2005, 10:27 AM
There are a lot more goodies on the way :)
Bhelliom
09-13-2005, 03:22 PM
Gee.... wish my stuff could show up..... still waiting.... dum de dum dum dum.... I'm sure its bloody customs....
both packages actually....
Newton
09-13-2005, 03:57 PM
Gee.... wish my stuff could show up..... still waiting.... dum de dum dum dum.... I'm sure its bloody customs....
both packages actually....
Give it a week and if it doesnt turn up let me know .. Gonzo said he had sent them all out and posted them personally ..
Bhelliom
09-13-2005, 04:01 PM
Don't worry about it Mate.... I was never concerned it had something to do with you guys. Just complaining about the stupid mail
Newton
09-13-2005, 04:03 PM
No .. you will recieve these mate, if you don't i want to know ;)
myjah
09-14-2005, 08:23 PM
I've got to post more, my hubby would love that hat!
iknowalttl
09-15-2005, 09:48 PM
Welcome back. :D
Thanks, good to be remembered.... I think
Thanks, good to be remembered.... I think
It was meant in a good way :D
pushpills
09-21-2005, 08:15 PM
mailmen must be hording oprano shirts and hats. :blink:
that or conspiracy by oprano administartion to keep good looking folk like myself from posting pictures of themselves.
EroticySteve
09-22-2005, 12:23 PM
What's a Newbie?
Newton
09-22-2005, 02:15 PM
mailmen must be hording oprano shirts and hats. :blink:
that or conspiracy by oprano administartion to keep good looking folk like myself from posting pictures of themselves.
Gonzo swears he has sent them all out ... if you still dont get the delivery in a week let me know and will make alternative arrangements.
ReighlynnRaine
09-26-2005, 04:38 AM
ooooh.... stuff. :wub:
TheEnforcer
09-26-2005, 11:08 AM
Dang.. still going.. :>))
Newton
09-26-2005, 11:12 AM
There is some lovely new 'stuff' on the way too ;)
ReighlynnRaine
09-26-2005, 04:06 PM
Awesome!!!
Can I make a suggestion?
Newton
09-26-2005, 04:17 PM
Please do ;)
Dravyk
09-26-2005, 04:19 PM
Especially if the question is "Why is Newton so gay?"
http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bustingupNEW3.gif
ReighlynnRaine
09-26-2005, 04:25 PM
Newton: Spaghetti strap tanks or babydolls (in various sizes, larger for example gotta cover the enormous rack:lol: ) for the ladies would be awesome.
Dravyk: :p
Newton
09-26-2005, 04:29 PM
Especially if the question is "Why is Newton so gay?"
http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/bustingupNEW3.gif
Don't start on me ya klingon .. :p
Newton: Spaghetti strap tanks or babydolls (in various sizes, larger for example gotta cover the enormous rack:lol: ) for the ladies would be awesome.
Dravyk: :p
Only if they model them :yowsa:
Newton
09-26-2005, 04:30 PM
Newton: Spaghetti strap tanks or babydolls (in various sizes, larger for example gotta cover the enormous rack:lol: ) for the ladies would be awesome.
Once i find out what Spaghetti strap tanks are will look into it ;)
ReighlynnRaine
09-26-2005, 04:33 PM
Trev: I totaly would!
Newton: The tanks with the skinny straps.
Once i find out what Spaghetti strap tanks are will look into it ;)
You need a wife mate, then you'll know about this stuff ;)
Trev: I totaly would!
Newton: The tanks with the skinny straps.
I vote for a yes on them :okthumb:
Dravyk
09-26-2005, 04:42 PM
Once i find out what Spaghetti strap tanks are will look into it ;)Hint: It has nothing to do with field artillary. Nor pasta. :yowsa:
Newton
09-26-2005, 04:47 PM
You need a wife mate, then you'll know about this stuff ;)
If I find a latina/southern woman who is emotionally/financially stable, adores golf, independant and honest then I will be interested ;) ability to caddy is a bonus ..
Newton
09-26-2005, 04:48 PM
Do women wear those spaghetti strap things in winter?
If I find a latina/southern woman who is emotionally/financially stable, adores golf, independant and honest then I will be interested ;) ability to caddy is a bonus ..
hahahahahahahahahahahah
So you're guaranteed to stay single then ;)
Newton
09-26-2005, 04:49 PM
I do hope so mate ;)
ReighlynnRaine
09-26-2005, 04:49 PM
Newton: good luck with that. And I wear them in winter, but then again I'm in California and we don't really have winter.
Newton
09-26-2005, 05:20 PM
Newton: Spaghetti strap tanks or babydolls (in various sizes, larger for example gotta cover the enormous rack:lol: ) for the ladies would be awesome.
These can be accomodated .. announcement at end of the month ;)
ReighlynnRaine
09-26-2005, 07:53 PM
Newton: You rock on so many levels. :D
Dravyk
09-26-2005, 10:21 PM
Newton: You rock on so many levels. :DNow his head is going to get bigger. :o
ReighlynnRaine
09-26-2005, 11:36 PM
:lol: we'll just have to make the doors bigger in this place.
Newton
09-27-2005, 04:58 AM
Now his head is going to get bigger. :o
Can someone please give Dravyk a hug :p
Newton
09-27-2005, 04:58 AM
Newton: You rock on so many levels. :D
Most welcome and thank you
Dravyk
09-27-2005, 05:52 AM
Can someone please give Dravyk a hug http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/tongue.gifIs that a proposition, Newt? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/alc.gif
Newton
09-27-2005, 06:23 AM
Is that a proposition, Newt? http://oprano.com/msgboard/images/smilies/alc.gif
No mate, sorry to dash your hopes and dreams though ;) I was actually referring to one of the sweet ladies that frequent this board .. I think you might have put them off now :nyanya:
Look out for a 90lb, 5' 4" guy in Vegas mate ;)
I still owe you a drink too ;)
ReighlynnRaine
09-27-2005, 07:12 AM
*hugs for Dravyk*
*hugs for Dravyk*
Do you ever sleep? :blink:
;)
ReighlynnRaine
09-27-2005, 10:24 AM
Very very rarely. :)
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