Me playing hockey

[DollarManSteve]

So, as a warm up for the winter season I play summer hockey in a mens league. Our team is garbage, we were 0-7 going into last nights game and were playing the first place team.

It was a chippy game and I was getting pissed off. I scored the opening goal, a beauty cutting in the the left wing and going shelf on the short side. We ended up getting down 5-2. I decided to take things into my own hands at that point.

On one shift I proceeded to come in down the right wing, cut to the middle and fire a backhander from the hash marks over the goalies blocker side.. shelf, right where they keep the peanut butter. on the ensuing faceoff, after some neutral zone scrum, i picked up the puck and came in down the right wing. I cut to the outside and rifled a slap-shot far-side, again exploiting the goalie high in the blocker side, at which point the other team was getting angry with me and got in my face.

Anyway, the game ended up 5-4, we are now 0-8. But, I scored a hat trick and ended my scoring drought and played by far my most intense game of the season... I cant wait for winter league!!!

[Bhelliom]

Now this is a sport I understand (stupid cricket)

nice job and can't wait for the NHL to come back either ....

oh... and sell something lazy ass.

[Trev]

Now this is a sport I understand (stupid cricket)

nice job and can't wait for the NHL to come back either ....

oh... and sell something lazy ass.
Hockey is a girls game over here :p


Edit: Well done with the hat trick Steve :okthumb:

[Newton]

Way to go Steve ;)

No injuries to the opponents?

[Bhelliom]

Hockey is a girls game over here :p



Take that back wanker :mad: ( I love British words )

I'll give you baseball "rounders" for a girls game.. but never hockey. Just cause England has no real players.... geez... some people's kids :yowsa:

Soooo excited for the season this year finally... had to like ... read and stuff this year because of the lockout.

(the plus side of reading was I got to know Red and Morgan pretty well)

[MorganGrayson]

I enjoyed reading that! :okthumb:

[Nickatilynx]

Trev,

I played hockey against girls in England.

Vicious fucking slags the bunch of them...

And for those that want to brush up on Cricket..

http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/hosking/cricket/explanation.htm

[Trev]

Trev,

I played hockey against girls in England.

Vicious fucking slags the bunch of them...

And for those that want to brush up on Cricket..

http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/hosking/cricket/explanation.htm
English women are vicious at everything :unsure:

[Bhelliom]

And for those that want to brush up on Cricket..

http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/hosking/cricket/explanation.htm


I tried... just couldn't read it... was falling asleep and got very very confused... I think i'd actually have to watch it...

[MorganGrayson]

English women are vicious at everything :unsure:

I'm telling Toni you said that! :nyanya:

[Trev]

I'm telling Toni you said that! :nyanya:
She's one of the most vicious women I know, hell that's why I married her ;)

[MorganGrayson]

She's one of the most vicious women I know, hell that's why I married her ;)

If you say that without your accent, I daresay you'd sound just like my husband. :)

[Trev]

I daresay you'd sound just like my husband. :)
So he sounds defeated and crushed as well :unsure: :(

[MorganGrayson]

So he sounds defeated and crushed as well :unsure: :(

Actually, he sounds triumphant when he says it.

You need a cup of tea, crumpet, and probably a back rub. :)