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Winetalk.com
08-02-2005, 12:22 PM
I have financial damages from Lee's spam. My wife saw that e-mail and assumed I was gay. Now she wants to divorce me. The pre-nap puts $1,000,000 in her pocket upon divorce.
Lee, you owe me. You'll have demand letter from me upon obtaining your address from Moderators.

Raven
08-02-2005, 03:48 PM
Serge. You've made my day with this thread. I am laughing so hard that I feel you owe me damages for the silk panties I now need to replace....

Evil Chris
08-02-2005, 04:00 PM
silk panties?

Raven you tease... LOL

NickPapageorgio
08-02-2005, 04:16 PM
So many letters of late. :(

Dravyk
08-02-2005, 04:22 PM
Serge. You've made my day with this thread. I am laughing so hard that I feel you owe me damages for the silk panties I now need to replace....
You told me you go "commando"!

MorganGrayson
08-02-2005, 04:41 PM
Serge...not to mention the amount your wife can sue him for due to pain and suffering. Why...I imagine the poor dear is nearly prostrate with grief over this. :awinky:

Winetalk.com
08-02-2005, 05:12 PM
I see impotence is in my future as the direct result of this spam....

what is the going rate for Sex Therapists?

Winetalk.com
08-02-2005, 05:14 PM
Serge. You've made my day with this thread. I am laughing so hard that I feel you owe me damages for the silk panties I now need to replace....

excelelnt! you'll be called as a first witness of the Plaintiff.

PornoDoggy
08-02-2005, 05:17 PM
I'll bet nobody gives it to you, because you are mean.

I know it's true - I read it on GFY.

MorganGrayson
08-02-2005, 05:21 PM
I see impotence is in my future as the direct result of this spam....

what is the going rate for Sex Therapists?

Oh, yes indeed. The horrific loss of your marriage, the crushing shame of publicity...I imagine you'll need a great deal of extremely expensive therapy. Not to mention damages suffered due to loss of work. (Physical and psychological collapse has numbed your tastebuds and all wine tastes like water.) The reverse messianic complex you develop because you begin to truly believe that you've turned wine into water.... You're probably going to require a long rest in a quiet resort to recover. :D

Winetalk.com
08-02-2005, 05:26 PM
I'll bet nobody gives it to you, because you are mean.

I know it's true - I read it on GFY.


fuckin' brand0n....

Winetalk.com
08-02-2005, 05:28 PM
Oh, yes indeed. The horrific loss of your marriage, the crushing shame of publicity...I imagine you'll need a great deal of extremely expensive therapy. Not to mention damages suffered due to loss of work. (Physical and psychological collapse has numbed your tastebuds and all wine tastes like water.) The reverse messianic complex you develop because you begin to truly believe that you've turned wine into water.... You're probably going to require a long rest in a quiet resort to recover. :D


all true,
we just opened up a bottle of 1998 Bordeaux and it DOES taste like water,
it already has begun!!!!!

I gotta talk to Peaches, maybe she can get me therapy at the discount (hey, I am STILL a Jew despite the trauma) and save few dollars to Lee.

Peaches
08-02-2005, 05:36 PM
I gotta talk to Peaches, maybe she can get me therapy at the discount (hey, I am STILL a Jew despite the trauma) and save few dollars to Lee.
No therapy needed - my family Dr. gives me some nice little pills and they're all covered under insurance :)

PornoDoggy
08-02-2005, 08:15 PM
No therapy needed - my family Dr. gives me some nice little pills and they're all covered under insurance :)

Does one pill make you larger, and the other make you small?

Peaches
08-02-2005, 08:18 PM
Does one pill make you larger, and the other make you small?
:D :D :D

grimm
08-02-2005, 09:26 PM
is it too late to make an innapropriate comment?

his address is 1234 homo drive, gayville, FL 80169

:)

Nickatilynx
08-02-2005, 11:07 PM
is it too late to make an innapropriate comment?

his address is 1234 homo drive, gayville, FL 80169

:)

Never too late for an inappriate comment. :)

sarettah
08-02-2005, 11:29 PM
:D :D :D

Well, that pretty much answered that... :blink: