I am selling

[Winetalk.com]

a used condom...
to the highest bidder.

[Trev]

How many times has it been used and who do the contents belong to? ;)

[Winetalk.com]

I can't violate the privacy of the seller,
I am just a broker
;)

[Trev]

I fully understand, and Gene testing getting cheaper every day :D

[MorganGrayson]

You're grounded. Both of you. No television for a week. :D

[DannyCox]

a used condom...
to the highest bidder.

Is that the same one you used on me back in '97??